Protip: you can't
>inb4 canonfags
Dumb haircut
No voluptuousness
Ugly clothes
Overall, looks like a trap
>>32933099
>wrong
>wrong
>wrong
Some shitty taste you got there.
>>32933115
You can like her retarded haircut and stupid clothes as much as you want, but she objectively has no voluptuousness.
>>32933120
And what of it?
>>32933120
Yes she does.
>>32933131
I was asked to find a flaw, so I complied.
>>32933131
You're changing your argument, faggot.
>>32933138
That wasn't me.
>>32933134
>fanart
try again
also
>20 posts, 15 images
>5 posters
Stop it.
>>32933171
Anime inconsistencies aside she has the 2nd largest bust of female protags. Stop what? Dumping images in an image dump thread?
>>32933171
Never stop.
>>32933078
>Find a flaw
The character? None that I can think of.
Wish I can say the same about the fans....
>>32933196
Mean but true, other Kris fans are the worst.
>>32933191
>literally only 2 people are dumping images
>>32933214
Yeah, that's how most image dump threads work.
>>32933191
>of female protags
Still a little girl in the grand scheme of things. Doesn't get better just because you restrict comparisons to other, equally bad girls.
>>32933245
>thinking Lorelei is good
>only liking her for her looks
Shallow
Why krisfag are so cancer?
Those kind of thread should be shitposted in the same way we used to in gardevoir threads.
>>32933268
>wah wah I don't know how to hide/ignore a thread I don't like
>>32933255
Don't act like you don't feel the same way about Kris, she has literally no personality or even a single word of dialogue.
>>32933281
Read pokespe
>>32933277
We have this thread everyday faggot.
This is not your personal blog and nobody cares about your fictional wife.
>>32933297
We have a lot of same threads everyday, I don't see how this thread counts as a blog, and I care about her.
>>32933297
Everything you just said happens on 4chan all the time. lurk more, newfag
>>32933328
>Autists shitpost all the time therefore it's normal.
Are you mentally challenged?
>>32933245
hell even a certain pink haired little girl is more voluptuous than kris.
>>32933403
Sorry but that's wrong Whitneyfag, compare their official art and you'll see.
>>32933482
Thanks for contributing!
>>32933382
Thanks for not contributing to the thread either, mentally challenged newfag
>>32933078
Not Real.
>>32933660
She's real to me.
>>32933078
S-She P-PERFECT!!
>>32934005
Yes she is! Great taste anon!
Does Kris know how to swim?
>>32934126
Yes
>>32933099
>tight shirt
>spats
>ugly
No
>>32934317
Great taste!
krisfag is sensitive as a crystal.
>>32934569
What does that even mean?
>>32934588
it's very hard to break you.
>>32934626
Oh, thanks!
>>32933078
>Find a flaw
She was made
The 'fans'
The obsession
Easily the ugliest playable character
And you. A fag who has to shitpost this ugly bitch every fucking day when you only ever have, at most, 3 people including yourself who post her pics. With it usually being only two it could very well be you posting from different IPs to try to make it look like you don't samefag.
>>32934626
Shtiposters are always hard to break because they don't really care about what they're shitposting. They do it solely for the attention
>>32934912
>The 'fans'
Right, people that pretend to like her are the worst.
>She was made
>The obsession
>Easily the ugliest playable character
>And you.
Wrong
And I'm not shitposting, just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's a shitpost. Also
>implying I don't like Kris
kys
>>32933078
>inb4 canonfags
People who argue about canon obviously don't understand what OR/AS was even saying. Every game, every save, is it's own canon. So she would be canon for Crystal.
That means literally every iteration of each character could be different.
If they want Lance to suddenly be a simple bug catcher, then he could be exactly that. It wouldn't affect his ability to still be classified canonically as an Elite Four member or League Champion anywhere outside of the game(s) where he's a bug catcher.
>>32936915
Quality post! I actually interpreted it as every game that's been remade still exists in it's own timeline, Anabel appearing in SM proved this. RGBY Pokémon can be transferred to SM so the original Gen 1 and 2 timeline still exists as well. Some people just don't understand that however some guy in another thread refused to acknowledge that "just because" even though he acknowledge that Emerald still exists. That's the main reason I put that there.
>I'm jealous of all the autists here on /vp/, everyone knows who they are and talks to them when they post
>how can such recognition be mine...
>pokephilia stuff is too obvious, that's what most of them go for but I need something to obsess over
>one of the pokegirls then. But a lot of them have a solid fanbase and I need to stand out
>well of all the protags, the female from crystal is easily the most obscure
>That's it, that's what I'll spam and someday soon people will begin to notice me
Your life sucks krisfag, but you accomplished your goal.
>>32937459
I don't want attention at all, if everyone ignored me I'd still be posting her.
>>32937459
Also
>implying I don't actually like Kris
>>32937471
Bullshit. The only reason to do shit like this is for the attention. Otherwise you could just keep your obsession to yourself and look at the pictures you have of her alone.
>>32937762
But I want to share them, this is an imageboard afterall.
>>32933078
You have mental issues
>>32937905
k
>>32937471
>>32937800
Transparent as fuck
>>32938076
Sharing =! wanting attention
>>32933492
Have been here for 6 years, redditor newfriend.
>>32938111
>he thinks 6 years isn't new
>>32938108
You post the same obscure character all day everyday, keep count of the threads made about you and show up to take credit when you're mentioned in an otherwise unrelated thread.
I'm not having a debate with you I just want people to laugh at you for how blatantly you're trying to be one of those people that/vp/ talks about instead of just insulting some drawing that you probably in truth only have a passing appreciation for.
>>32938225
>keep count of the threads made about you
Not hard when it's only been 3.
>and show up to take credit when you're mentioned in an otherwise unrelated thread
What threads are you talking about? Threads where people complain about me? Not all of my posts are Kris related, if I'm already in a thread and I see someone complain about me I respond because I'm an idiot. You can probably find threads where people complain about me that I don't show up in too because those threads didn't capture my interest.
>you probably in truth only have a passing appreciation
These types of accusations are the ones that bother me the most, I really do like Kris.
>>32938258
>I respond because I'm an idiot
You respond because you looove it because its the very validation you've worked so hard to achieve. Because I'm an idiot, gimmee a fuckin break.
>These accusations bother me the most
Yes accusations that are true would tend to bother you the most. I'm not going to talk you out of your denial but hopefully I can help other anons understand exactly why they should be laughing at you.
>>32938258
I'm a Krisfag who usually just lurks and I appreciate these threads.
>>32938315
Nope I really am an idiot, every thread I tell myself I'm not going to respond in the next one but I always end up doing it. Someone told me once that I'll feel better if I stop doing it and it's best to just ignore you guys. I've tried so hard to take his advice yet I keep failing. Luckily I know he doesn't come here often he'd be ashamed of me is he saw how bad I've been getting.
>>32938316
Thanks anon.
>>32938370
That's such a shitty rationalisation that only you as the person spewing it forth could ever believe it.
>I'm just a completely self aware idiot, I don't get anything out of it
You get off on being recognised by random people. That's natural, but the way you forced it is utterly contemptible and you deserve nothing but mockery and ridicule.
>>32938488
Whatever then.
>>32938493
Hang yourself
>>32938507
I'll consider but don't hold your breath, my ceiling is pretty low so I doubt it would work. Also killing yourself is stupid.
>>32938370
>Nope I really am an idiot, every thread I tell myself I'm not going to respond in the next one but I always end up doing it
You're not an idiot for responding to the hate. All of us who reply to your shit threads are the idiots, for giving you the attention you so desperately seek.
>>32938663
Again I'm not craving attention, but go ahead and believe whatever you want I don't care.