Jirachi thread

If Jirachi was ever in RSE how should've it been handled?

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I wish the spam would stop.

>>32932521

By letting, it be available in a cave.

I lost a game because this little shit flinched my rotom 7 times in a row

>>32932708
I wish I could worship Jirachi's feet

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>>32933045
Why? It has little nubs for legs. You could barely even say Jirachi has feet.

>>32933158
I wish Jirachi would have some slightly more defined feet, so I could worship those

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>>32933168
That's a strange wish.

>>32933175
Yeah. I wish it would become true ;_;
Maybe a slightly more reasonable wish is for a Jirachi ERP partner

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>>32933190
That wish would probably be easier to grant on somewhere like F-list than here.

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I can't believe I still have the Pokemon Colosseum Bonus disc and GBA-Gamecube Adapter.

>>32933217
I've tried, anon, trust me. Even on there it's difficult.

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>>32933168
You can worship these

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>>32933226
Even if it's difficult, surely it's more considerate than spamming the board.

>>32933237
That's not Jirachi though

>>32933244
This is a Pokémon board. There are only like 3 Jirachi profiles on F-list

>>32933045
>not padding Jirachi

it's like you don't even know what fucked up degenerate fetishes fit which Pokemon best

>>32933307
Yeah, but that's not my fetish as much

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>>32933254
But your spamming is spoiling the experience of others on the board. If you went to a site designed for ERP instead of making scattershot requests on /vp/ and hoping someone answers, it would be granting the wishes of many people here.

>>32933434
I just told you that site is useless for what I'm looking for, anon.

Still, I'm happy to grant those peoples' wishes if one of them grants mine! (You)

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>>32933454
I imagine that there are plenty of people on F-list willing to RP as Pokemon beyond Jirachi, and that there are furry communities beyond F-list where people RP as Pokemon. And me ERPing with you would be pointless. Setting aside the fact that there's no guarantee you wouldn't keep spamming the board afterward, it doesn't arouse me so I wouldn't know what to say to arouse you.

>>32933497
I'm not *that* desperate, I only really have this sudden wish because of this thread. I'm not gonna put a whole lot of effort into it.

>it doesn't arouse me so I wouldn't know what to say to arouse you.
Surely we can work something out.

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>>32933519
It's not going to happen.

>>32933561
Aww. You sure? You'd be making a lot of anons happy!

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>>32933586
You've already been at this a couple days and have cleared the board a few times, so either you're lying about stopping the spam once someone RPs with you, or your method of finding someone here to RP with is obviously ineffective since nobody's answered you since you've started. You should stop and make some anons happy in either case.

inb4 someone posts a lewd screencap

>>32933617
You want me to stop spamming, right? I don't see why you can't try and convince me to do so off-site. I'd rather not clog up this thread any more.

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I know she's evil but I would cum on her cute little face so fucking hard.

>>32933760
>evil
QB did nothing wrong.

>>32933792
Haven't you seen the film, faggot? She almost drowns May in stolen candy.

>>32932521
"It's a white rock."

>>32934372
Dat tummy... saved for later ;3

>tfw no Jirach feet to lick

I wonder what would happen if I poked Jirachi's 3rd eye?

>>32934426
I wonder what would happen if I poke Jirachi's feet with my tongue

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>>32934438
I wonder what would happen if I poked Jirachi's crotch with my ppppenis.

>>32934454
I wonder what would happen if I poked fake Jirachi's toes with my benus

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>>32934461
How would Jarichi react if you wished for sex with her?

>>32934477
How would Jichari react if you wished to be her pawslut?

>>32934494
She'd make you her pawslut! :3 How about we RP? You be Jirachi and I'll be Revolver Ocelot.

>>32934524
But I want to be the little pawslut <:3

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What the fuck, guys

>>32934534
>:3, okay, feisty, I'll be Revolver Ocelot Jirachi, and you'll be my cute, submissive little pawslut!

>>32934543
You asked for it.

>>32934544
no :3

>>32934558
n-no? Why? Fine, I'll be Jirachi ;4

>>32934581
Please stop memeing, I actually want a Jirachi foot-licking RP with someone who isn't shitposting :<

>>32934604
But you're shitposting.

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>>32934604
I'm not memeing. I really want to be a part of this. :3

>>32934610
I'm not though?

>>32934616
I dunno. Post your Discord if you aren't memeing :3

>>32934631
I could give you my Discord... but only as a reward for your services, slut. Also would you like to lay some ground rules?

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>>32934389
um, its not a paunch but an eye.

>>32934673
Eyes are good for licking as well, you know. ;3

>>32934652
I'll provide my services on Discord, so that we don't upset the people in this thread~ :3

>>32934693
No? Why would you want to lick someone's eye?

>>32934727
>not being a gurofag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwX4I4DbvoI

>>32934708
If you're going to troll or be a fake, try not to make it so obvious. Provide a little foreplay, then we'll get into the real stuff ;3

>>32934796
How disappointing, I was hoping you were serious :c

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is there a filter to get rid of text posts?

>>32934833
I'm 100% serious, slut. My discord is Parax#9715. I'm on my phone rn, so we'll RP later tonight when I get home to my laptop and my bed. ;)

>>32934862
sent ;)

>>32934879
Thanks, I'll look forward to recieving your services later, you naughty little slut. (;<

>>32935121
Hi again anon!

>you will never be bullied by Jirachi feet
why live

>>32934862
Deleting this, I don't want to get spammed.

>>32935294
Wait, I can't. Mods please delete >>32934862 or this thread.

>>32933045
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>>32933217
>>32933226
>>32933237
>>32933244
>>32933254
>>32933434
>>32933454
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>>32933519
>>32933561
>>32933586
>>32933617
>>32933673
Nice samefagging bui. Kill yourself.

>tfw >>32935121 will never respond to you again
;_;

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>>32935352
Hi.

>>32935471
>different filenames
that's not you

>>32935479
No, it's me, friend, I just decided to name this Jirachi.

>>32935533
oh
want to ERP? :3
you'd be granting my wish!

>>32935542
Yes, what's your wish?

>>32935566
to play with you

>>32935570
Your wish is granted. Do you want to be the dom or the sub? Also any rules, safe-words, etc.?

>>32935604
>safe-words
what

and we should probably take this somewhere else, do you have a discord or skype?

>>32935619
A safe-word is what you say when it goes too far, in order to tell them to stop. For example, when I'm choking my wife, the safeword is something like 'peanuts', so if she says 'peanuts', I know to stop choking her.

I'd kind of like to do it here, voyeurism is a huge turn-on for me.

>>32935654
I know, I know, but
>safewords in a roleplay

and roleplaying isn't allowed on the board anon, but if you want to set up a public discord channel or somethin', that works

>>32935676
How about we ERP on the Moriya Shrine Discord server? On the Debate channel. See you there within 5 minutes, fag ;3

>>32935716
sure m8, I'm there

>>32933617
come back anon
please come back
I love you ;_;

>>32936095
Pensi?