what went wrong?

>>32919325
no Sap Sipper

>>32919328
Oh

Nothing

>>32919325
No Huge Power

>>32919325
Isn't from Kanto.

>>32919328
>>32919354
>>32919432
he isn't penetrating their asses

>>32919437
why even live

>>32919437
>he
>their

>>32919325
Gets given a speed boosting ability for nerfed weather when it has a slow, bulky playstyle and the other two starters are faster. Also, it did nothing to address Swampert's lack of recovery.

>>32919437
>he

>>32919544
Its kind of silly that mega blaziken literally gets an ability that does just that but its better and with no restrictions

>>32919554
It's kind of silly that they gave away Speed Boost to a mixed attacker with great offensive typing and a good way to boost its offenses.

Goddamn I'd love to know what goes through Gamefreak's heads when they design this shit.

>>32919325

Nothing. No one carries good ice/water resists. It shits over hyper offensive team.

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>>32919590
It's kind of silly that they gave away Speed Boost to anything other than Ninjask to begin with

>>32919325
They gave the most disgusting bara mega to a flawless Pokémon

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>>32919437
>he

>>32919325
Skipped leg day

When will we get a bara starter with a well balanced, functional physique and not dudebro shit?

>>32919590
isn't torchic the president's favorite mon or some shit? That'd explain a lot.

>>32920123
What?

>>32920102
machoke and machamp have muscular legs you gay idiot

>>32920123
Ken Sugimori designed it.

>>32919325

Mega evolution forms.

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>>32919325
no bulk up
when that's literally what it does when it megas

>>32919325
Pokeroids

>>32920281
>starter

I wish Swampery would stop pretending to be bipedal. In all of its sprites and such except for its 3D model, it's leaning forward with its arms juuuust above the ground. It would look so much better if it'd just commit to crawling on all fours.

>>32919544
>can effectively outspeed all non-already fast mons with scarf in the rain
>absolutely insane STAB damage with 20% flinch chance

>>32919704
>>32919548
>>32919443
fucking retards. GTFO.