To be a true Pokémon fan you must _________

Be a flaming faggot.

>>32910125
be a fan of pokemon.

name one (1) Pokémon

>>32910148
Wrong.

>>32910125
play even the shittiest games like Go, XY, Sun/Moon etc.

>>32910125
Get out of /vp/

>>32910148
correct

>>32910125
butcher yids in the street and boil their children in their own blood and feces.

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>>32910125
Be the bravest

>>32910125
have started with Gen 1

>>32910125
Stop committing bestiality and purge all pokemons.

>>32910125
Be a true Pokémon fan

>>32910161
Do you have to play shitty spinoffs, too?

Accept every game after Emerald has been a distinct decline in quality.

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Hate all brown girls in the Pokemon Universe.

>>32910125
hate the games, all Pokemon, all competitive formats, casual play, and all the game mechanics.

>>32910125
care more about Pokémon than Pokémon games.

>>32910125
... follow along blindly without question.

Fan is short for fanatic for a reason. Be obsessed but never be a fan.

To criticize is to attempt to help the thing grow. You're no lover of something if you don't want it to be the best it can be.

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>>32910125
>>32910218
>>32910326
Actually enjoy the main series games even if they're not "the best"

>>32910125
Have caught a shiny Feebas in a repeat ball in R/S/E after fishing exactly once.

Not want to fuck your pokemon and not hate pokemon. That rules out 99% of this board.

>>32910125
at least fapped to non humanoid Pokemon

>>32910125
Increase your bust?

>>32910985
Is Lunala humanoid?

>>32911005
no

>>32911035
Good.

>>32910125
fap to no waifumon

>>32911062
this
Only fap to non humanoid and object pokemon.

>>32910125
Kill all Genwunners

>>32910125
Chase a superhero on the run.

>>32911093
>>32910985
>>32911062
No. Only fap to humans.

>>32910391
And still come back for more.

>>32910125
Hate Pokemon

HONOR, HONOR AND A PENIS

>>32910125
Hate Pokemon

>>32911168
you're not a true pokemon fan

>>32910403
>Fan is short for fanatic
How did I never make this connection

>>32910148
>Thread

>>32910316
nah

>>32910125
Appreciate Gen 1.

>>32910391
Best description of /vp/ so far

>>32910423 knows how it should be

>>32911231
Fuck off, Furry newfag.

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>>32911168

>>32910125

Actually complete one pokedex.

>>32910137
fpbp

>>32910125
CATCH 'EM ALL! how has nobody said this yet?

>>32910125
have autism

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>>32910125
Curse your life for being born in this universe instead of one with real pokemon

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>>32912857

Take the knot