Thicc Poké Girlfriend Edition
>Official Pokémon Go Updates
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>Databases
https://pokeassistant.com/
https://thesilphroad.com/
http://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/
https://pokemongohub.net/
>Pokéstop & Gym Maps
https://www.pokemongomap.info/
https://gymhuntr.com/
>Nest Atlas
https://thesilphroad.com/atlas
>Nest Migration Countdown Clocks
http://nestmigration.com/
http://kingpcs.com/pokemongotimer.html
>Official /pgg/ Raid Meet Up Map
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2599417
>IV Checkers
https://pokeassistant.com/main/ivcalculator
https://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/pokemongo-iv-calculator
https://thesilphroad.com/iv-rater
>Evolution Calculator
http://pogotoolkit.com/
>Trainer Level Speed Calculator
https://trainerlevelspeed.de/
>Pokédex Progress Chart Template
http://i.imgur.com/tYQ4CEe.png
>General Map Scanner
http://pokehuntr.com
>City Map Scanners
https://pastebin.com/7qwbmQA3
>Spoofing Guide
http://pastebin.com/HBuZnR72
Previous Thread: >>32904129
tfw my phone overheats and is laggy as shit during gym battles and raids
REEEEEE fuck my stone age S4
>>32907753
Same here.
Yesterday it actually closed PoGo with message that it's too hot.
>>32907749
does this seem legit enough?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Pokemon-Plush-Toy-Charmander-Bulbasaur-Squirtle-Snorlax-Dragonite-Pikachu-Dragonite-Lapras-Gengar-Stuffed-Doll-Gifts-For/32786949114.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_1_10152_10065_10151_10068_10130_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10110_10178_10136_10137_519_10111_10060_10112_10113_10155_10114_437_10154_10056_10055_10054_10182_10059_303_100031_10099_10078_10079_10103_10073_10102_10052_10053_10142_10107_142_10050_10051-10102,searchweb201603_51,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=485944cb-5c6f-4aab-82c1-ee1857bae16d&algo_expid=fe938c3c-aa43-4ea4-bc7a-345e5b659cf2-2&algo_pvid=fe938c3c-aa43-4ea4-bc7a-345e5b659cf2
i want to get my gf the lapras and gengar and maybe all of them but the alien looking squirtle
>>32907753
I have an LG G6 from the future and I still lag during battles, Niantic is as good at optimization as Notch is
>>32907768
Yeah, that happens to me sometimes too
>>32907775
Just pretend your playing a double battle in sun and moon or a single battle in 3D in X and Y
>>32907749
yesterday a lapras raid only people there me a friend and a spoofer we didnt make it
today tyranitar raid only people there me and 2 friends
yup i give up on raids
my city isnt even so inactive the gyms constantly have new people in it but no one goes to raids like wtf
Xth for gym update borks phones and is unrewarding with a dying playerbase.
If they don't announce gen 3 soon I'll probably give up playing, raids are boring as shit as the pokemon on offer aren't even hard to find outside of some 4 star raids and Muk.
>>32907753
iPhone 7+ and it gets fire hot and lags after about 15 min in the summer. Niantic tests in cool ocean breezes year round
So yesterday I went to a gym, knocked out one of the mons so I could put one of mine in, and it just wouldn't let me. Is there a time limit on that or is that a glitch?
>All 1 star raids near me are Magikarp, Quilava, or Croconaw
I want to work towards a Meganium, conflabbit!
>>32907812
had that happen twice too just come back later
do you get rare candies from every raid battle or is it just random item distribution? I've only done one raid and got 6x golden razz, charged TM and 4x rare candies
>>32907815
Meganium you say?
>*chuckles uncontrollably in your general direction*
>>32907812
If someone noticed you attacking the gym they might have stolen the kill to get priority
Smokorita
How in the fuck Jolteon has better Defense than Ampharos in Go?
Jolteon has 60/95 defenses in real games and Ampharos has 85/90 defenses
>>32907635
Is that an Airport? Last time I saw a road pattern like that in the game was when I was at an airport.
>>32907749
keked at title and pic lol
THIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCC
pic related
Who plus?
>Local facebook group doing a raid train
>4 raids in a row
>Go to the first one
>Venusaur
>6 of us take it down easily
>Time to catch
>Check chart
>Oh shit
>Able to catch it on my 5th ball
Fuck me. Next raid in 3 minutes. today is gonna be lit
>>32907937
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCC*
I always yell this to to my self with a see a lonely autist girl playing by her self. With the history of your encounter, would it be a good idea to try an make a poke go autist girl your girlfriend? I heard they are like clingy or some type of related issues.
>>32907753
>>32907768
>>32907775
>>32907809
I know how most people wont spend a time on this game because Niantic and Hanke fucking nigger jew'd the shit out of it. But you should use an external battery pack if you have one laying around for other shit besides your phone, because it takes the load off the battery.
Just charge your phone to 100% and leave the house if you are going to go to a specific area to play for a extended period of time or battle a gym before a raid boss drops for that guaranteed 1 hour of gym slot protection, and before you open the game/app when you get wherever, plug in the portable battery pack to your phone, open app/game, and yeah. It helped with my old Motorola, but the motherboard and main cpu/gpu, fuck everything internal,. was well known to overheat online, but it is a pretty fast and reliable phone with a 2-3 day lasting non removable battery, so yeah.
Holy shit this game is glitchy and frustrating for being a few days away from turning 1 year old
>>32907798
kek
>>32907775
Yeah man Niantic is too busy testing their latest updates on 5.0 and 6.0 android shit phones to help keep the spoofing dream alive, because they already pissed google off breaking away from the so an over the air spoofing prevention for Android 6.0 and previous is never going to help, Niantic got luck with 7.0 because google was feeling generous, they are not know gaming company and certainly no pokemon company with how they treat and respond to the pokemon fan community, developers my ass. They should just test their latest idea and updates on the best spec phones on the market instead of the shit ones.
>>32908047
breaking away from them* as a company so an over the air spoofing prevent update for Android 6.0 and previous is never going to happen*
So many typos but just woke up, and that has been my daily Niantic rant of the day
>>32908036
>>32908047
>>32908036
What did you do to screen?
>>32908082
meme's my friend, meme's
he crossed out the glasses too ><
>>32907997
when i pull up to a raid with some normies or autists around looking for multi account spoofers >where you at?!
>>32908082
Was attempting to feed berries to someone's Blastoise - I drifted away and the gym screen closed except for the text so I was stuck being able to not click anything and at the same time lagging super hard
>>32908110
I hate when this happens so you have to rejoin to battle a regular non raid gym and reselect your mons because that join battle or battle icon is no longer activated, would it kill fucking Niantic to make your in game player radius circle like 10 meters, yes I am american but this game is cucked, 10 meters bigger just to prevent all those different gym error messages you get?
>>32908119
10 meters bigger around you I mean
This happens especially if you leave the game for a second or switch apps to fuck with some music and switch back without reopening it the game all over again, and of course related to this is not seeing Pokemon for like 1 min because the game thinks you are spoofing or something, I hate when the nearby Pokemon goes blank, takes forever to load.
I hope they release gen 3 soon, theres barely any pokemon i need now, and i live in the middle of nowhere so gyms arent something i get to do often aside from twice a week or so. Though since they just finished the garbage with gyms (in theory its finished but theyre still glitchy as hell) so i doubt gen 3 will be as soon as im hoping for.
>>32908146
Gen 3 will be announced at the Chicago event according to my boss
Almost there
>>32908176
Fuck Gen 3, fix gyms, create pvp, release legendaries, and use your fucking good investment money on some commercials on Television, you know you can do that right Niantic? Before the summer is over to get everyone who quit the game to become reinterested and invested before the summer is over and an incentive to still play through the winter, for a guarteeed profit next summer, but do they think of this? No, they are cucks to busy making this game shiny and pretty and not functional, hire some real video game company developers not "augemented reality" "developer"
>>32908207
or to busy to engineer jew money tricks into the game or jew based events... sigh.. Niantic should go into advertising not gaming..
Anyone have the citymap icon pasta? Like the shit you paste in view page source or whatever?
I can't play this game enjoyably anymore, the frame rate is just too bad and I'm constantly getting network errors ever since the raid update.
>>32908146
Yeah man your only missingall the good mons
>>32908176
hm, that would be nice. whos your boss, what does he know about the chicago event?
>>32908339
yeah i know. it would help if every 10k egg i hatched wasnt an onix or miltank, honestly.
>decide to try to take down a gym solo
>typical top tiers, all around 3000CP
>get ready to battle
>game is glitchy/laggy and phone is overheating, per usual
>takes a full minute to get my lineup down because shitty performance
>hit battle
>wait 10 seconds
>error
>all effort wasted
I'm about ready to drop this game 2 bh
Is Wobbuffet a good defender? I mean, I know it does shitall for damage but if it can waste an attacker's time it might be nice for holding gyms longer. Turnover rate is really high where I am and the only thing that stops people is frustration from needing to fight Snorlax/Blissey.
>>32908322
Make sure your phone is set to automatic network time & date, in settings. That fixes the network error at least, though you still have to deal with the unbearable lag and overheating
>>32908135
>, I hate when the nearby Pokemon goes blank, takes forever to load.
Try opening and closing sightings. That sometimes speeds things up
>>32908379
>I mean, I know it does shitall for damage but if it can waste an attacker's time it might be nice for holding gyms longer.
This is a big part of what's wrong with battling and gyms in general
Sitting there bashing on a blissey for several minutes while taking minimal damage and being bored is not an exciting game experience. They need to do something about meat shield pokemon, they add nothing to the game except boredom and frustration.
>>32908417
I don't like it any more than you do, but if I'm going to play I might as well use stuff that works.
Anyway if they're going to adjust meat shield Pokemon would also require they adjust the coin reward system a bit. IMO they should just make coin rewards from attacking since that's what actually takes effort anyway.
when did this board become so casual?
>>32908443
Little while after the update surge died down
just caught a shiny magikarp,
0 attack, powering it up improves its CP by ZERO.
3 power ups, still at 10CP
what the fuck
>>32908192
This shit is really neat. I went from 1 single shitty stop to 3+1 because of the gym bonus. I wonder if getting gold just adds another item
>>32908192
>time defended: 17346 days
excuse me, what?
Went to a facebook event yoday, saw a manlet with a poke gf taller than him (regular footwear)
Lucky mother fucker
>meanwhile in the village of me
>>32908561
He's the gate keeper.
>/pgg/ is dead again
H-hello?
>>32908632
post em
>>32908632
Hi, I hate pokemon go because it's a laggy piece of shit that overheats my phone but I hang out here anyway
>>32908632
What do you expect? The update was dogshit useless and there's no new pokemon, the game should be taken out back and shot at this point.
>>32908643
You missed rhe adventurer event? I could evolve 2 Onix and still had 150 candies to spare
Also cant post mine but I'm missing Unown, Hitmontop, Mareep, Ampharus
>>32908681
The update actually got me to play the game more, which made me realize how bad it is. Before the update I just dropped my Pokemon in random taken down gyms and got 10 coins a day.
Does anyone actually enjoying mindlessly tapping until Blissey goes down?
Cought another Snorlax today. They turned down the catch rate a lot, two days ago Snorlax had yellow circle, now its red just like Tyranitar. Met some teammates, took some gyms, lost these gyms, got 9 coins.
Hanked overall but had some fun.
>still no TMs
Fuck you John!
>>32908643
fuck eggs
>>32908443
/vp/ was always casual.
Eeveelutions are lv 3 raids, right?
Does that mean they're soloable with a good team? Or are vapes just too damn fat?
>>32908731
>cought a Snorlax
Go to the doctor
>>32907883
Not sure but at least they pumped Amphy's Stamina. He has way more effective bulk than Jolteon. I really wanna TM mine to Volt Switch.
>>32908443
>board dedicated to toddler's first RPG
>hates casuals
anon...
>>32908810
Most level 3 raids expect to need at least two players.
Maybe Jolteon and Flareon are frail enough to solo but I don't know, I doubt it.
I did a Flareon raid earlier, introduced an older guy who was level 29 to his first raid, he enjoyed it. He didn't seem to have very good Pokémon, his auto-selected roster was full of unremarkable stuff except for a CP 2.6k Vaporeon.
There was a third player at that raid, we did fine.
>>32907883
The formula picks the higher defense and works with it.
So it'd use the 95 for Jolteon and the 90 for Ampharos.
>>32908852
Jolteon cant be soloed unless youre really high level.
>>32908683
Just started my Johto journey last week
>>32908810
You can solo flareon with some good omastar, jolteon is frail as fuck but vape might be a struggle with its bulk
Just imagine how cool raids would've been last year. Now there is a snorlax raid and nobody shows up
By the time the game is actually good /pgg/ are probably the last fags playing it
Getting closer.
>>32908876
I was at a level 4 raid earlier, only four people showed up.
It was a Venusaur, we couldn't beat it.
If maybe one more person showed up we could have, but the real problem was that gym battles are fucked and the game can't decide if we actually dodged the solar beam or not.
We were all getting false-faints which fucked our DPS by wasting time and making team members unusable.
>>32907753
S7. Maybe the hottest ive gotten was 113°F
I got a 100% Xatu. Is it worth powering up or is any shitty Espeon better than it?
>reduced TM's drop rates
>reduced RAID bosses catch rate
>reduced gold coins gains from gyms
>reduced reward for grinding stardust to power up your pokemons
Is Hanke trying to reduce everything to match his one inch penis size?
>>32908920
Xatu's max CP is 1975.
Espeon's max CP is 3001.
Xatu doesn't have a fast Psychic attack, although it does get Future Sight.
Espeon gets both Confusion and Future Sight.
I don't think you'll get any use out of that Xatu, just keep it for living dex I guess.
(imitating Swedish accent)
Dis vill werk Dennis, dees vill verk!
You know what I'd really like is a new favoriting system.
I want to be able to organise Pokémon by role, like favorite defenders, favorite attackers, or other miscellaneous things I've favorited but have no use for, but want to keep regardless.
>>32908938
Forgot pic but at least I still don't look as stupid as the players without a Hitmontop
>>32908938
>I love black dick and praising allah!
have some pride swedish cuck
>>32908935
I kinda figured Xatu was shit from the low CP cap, but as I understand CP isn't a definite determinant for how good a Pokemon is (that big of a difference I figured it doesn't matter though).
Kinda hate how they made it so that only like maybe 10 mons are good, but I guess you could say they're staying faithful to the franchise.
>>32908926
Is that why my Raid 1 drops have been so sgit?
>>32908955
Magneton certainly fits the bill there.
It's max CP is only 2237, but it's excellent typing and access to Spark/Zap Cannon makes it a superb all-rounder for many of the common threats.
For raids though, I wouldn't use it because it's lacking in DPS, which is more important than survivability.
>>32908944
name them with a symbol before their name like ! # or %, use different symbols for different categories, and then use a-z and you can have your guys organized the way you like, thats what i do.
>>32908849
>toddlers first rpg
>having to walk.
Yea no
>>32909029
>hurr I can't read even basic English
Are mixed-type movesets ever worth having?
>>32909025
Yeah, I know that I could, but right now I'm using shitty naming conventions so I can tell what their movesets are at a glance.
>>32909051
Good for defenders and arguably better for attacking now that STAB is nerfed
LvL 24 Ruralfag here, how am i doing?
Its shit, right?
>>32907749
That fourth one tho
>>32909062
I know STAB got nerfed, but my bigger concern is hitting weaknesses. If your quick attack is SE but your charge attack isn't (or vice versa), or even worse resisted, it seems like you'll be losing a ton of DPS than you would with a same-type moveset. Especially given how broken switching can be with all the lag.
But for defenders it makes sense, yeah. I think the only stat that really matters is if its named Blissey though.
>>32909032
No toddler is gonna be walking outside anon
>>32909098
You still can't read, good to know.
I'm sure you have another scathing anime reaction image for you next reply, you mental midget.
As a pure walkfag, I don't like this new gym system.
Back when I hit level 25 in February was the time I decided to start taking on gyms. It was incredibly difficult, especially for a suburb dwelling Instinct player. I wandered to the outskirts of my suburbs just to reach certain gyms. It wasn't until I hit level 28 that I managed to secure about 10-12 consistent gym spots. It was a satisfying feeling, and I felt like I earned it, and no longer did I have to go out of my way and murder my legs for a few coins. Sure I lost a spot or two every week, but it was what it was. The most important thing was that it was consistent.
Now, I have to frantically run about finding new gyms every single day, or revisiting old ones because a Pokemon was kicked out too early. It's punishing on me because all these gyms are so spread apart, and without resorting to carfagging/spoofing I cannot ideally meet these demands. I worked hard to get those spots in gyms with the previous system. Now, it doesn't matter whether I get two gyms or twenty gyms, it's no guarantee I'll get anything, especially in my shitty backwater town.
This is the biggest problem with the gym update. Consistency. With the old system, I used to love booting up Pokemon Go and hitting the button to cash in on my gym sitters. It was something to look forward to every morning before I went out for work. It was satisfying, and I was guaranteed a reward every day. It felt good because I earned it. With this new system, I don't feel like I'm earning anything. I can shove a 10 CP Pidgey or a 3000 CP Dragonite into the gym and it means fuck all, and I have to desperately hope that someone on an opposing team kicks it out the next day after it's sat at least a few hours in order to get anything.
I don't care how low the coin limit gets, Hanke. Just give me some fucking consistency.
>>32909111
Lol
Hit a nerve did i
Can i beat a charizard with my gf?
Three months in, how did I do?
>>32909112
After a few days of battling gyms and being booted out 5 minutes later I've just stopped and just occasionally look at the app to see if someone else is hitting a gym and leech off them. There's no incentive whatsoever to be the guy that actually puts the effort into taking gyms down in this system. To be fair that's the same as before, but at least it only took like 5 minutes to kill a level 3 gym in the previous system and you were guaranteed a payout.
>>32909124
Nope, you still can't read and that's funny to me.
>>32909136
are you gonna slap the charizard with her or something? that's not nice
>>32907753
ayyy fellow S4fag here
mine doesn't overheat but it's probably because it's like 12deg here
What are you using TM's on?
I've stockpiled about 5 of each; convince me I have a reason to use it, because it's driving me crazy staring at them.
>>32909142
I can read read perfectly
Your just mad because i called you out
>>32909170
That's right, he was obviously talking about a literal toddler's first game, yep your reading comprehension sure is literal. Ever heard of an exaggeration? How about hyperbole?
>>32909170
Called me out for what? You can't even tell posters apart, you can't read and you can't even use the right words in the right sentence.
The anime images are very befitting of a mental midget with 0 reading comprehension.
>>32909163
I would use them on anything if I actually had one.
Also last raid gave me literally 2 revives and nothing more.
Yeh boi, I'm elite now
>>32909192
I dobt watch football
>>32909193
Arent you the the green anin guy?
>>32907952
Nice
>>32909192
Or the fact that the oringal post that the reaction image spounting mong couldn't read was talking about the pokemon franchise in general, not just pokemon go.
He's just retarded, probably too much ramen caused his brain to die off due to excess sodium.
This just fucking happened. If you actually have a non-shit phone and your game doesn't overheat or lag/glitch like hell, be grateful. Be fucking grateful. Listen to my tale and you will see the woe that is...playing PoGo with a samsung galaxy S4.
>see a larvitar 3 blocks away
>walk over and get it
>a nearby gym is held by valor fags, all top tier meat shield pokemon of course
>however there's a raid starting there in 20 mins
>decide to take down the gym so they can't take it back until the raid is over (guaranteed coins)
>decide to actually do it, despite only 40% charge left
>actually manage to take down all the bullshit top tier meat shield pokemon guarding it, down to the last round
>phone starts to overheat
>oh god please no
>almost done taking this fucking gym
>APP HAS CLOSED TO COOL DOWN
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>shut off phone instantly
>take off otterbox
>take off casing, exposing the battery and shit
>start blowing on it
>wait until it feels cool enough
>turn it on the instant I think the app will run long enough for me to finish taking the gym and put a pokemon in
>log back in
>2 mins until raid
>one fucking steelix left guarding it, minimum motivation
>take it out
>manage to slip a pokemon in with less than 30 seconds to spare
>fucking pass out from the stress of it all
I swear to god if I didn't get that gym before the raid started I would have fucking destroyed my phone in autistic rage
Is there a way to determine the CP a mon has AFTER it is evolved?
spoofs pls help with strong lizard man
48.777829 -123.704941
>>32909229
I had an S4 and I will say it's fucking annoying. Best of luck to your man.
>>32909300
I think IV Go can show you.
>>32909300
yes
>>32909324
how?
>>32909323
IV Go is Fagphone only, right?
>>32909334
Go to pokeassistant, use IV Calculator and below you have evolutions.
>>32909307
Pls
Are Umbreon and Espeon just luck?
>>32909229
>>32909323
Someone just brought me a S4 because of that problem, turns out it's a common problem with no fix
>phone wont charge completely
>gets to 20% and shuts down
>overheats
It doesnt matter how many batteries you buy, the problem is the fucking phone.
I hate samsung.At least I am going to get paid for installing the spoofing apps on the nougat patch
Can a kind hearted spoofer take out the Rapidash in the gym at (55.015077, -1.569791)? Preferably in the next 55 minutes.
>>32909354
Become a turbo autist and carry a battery bank and play with a charging cable attached.
>>32909353
Buddy walk an eevee for 10km, then evolve in day for espeon or night for umbreon.
You can also use the rename trick once for each
>>32909373
>>32909323
>>32909229
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00Q7C6FTA/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
>>32909386
Wrong phone.
>>32909386
He's already got an otter case and those are good for dropping your phone on asphalt and concrete. Just get a separate battery and play with it connected.
>>32909384
You need to walk it? It's a condition? Fuck I wasted an Eevee
>>32909425
It needs to be your buddy and have over 10km distance together.
>>32909354
You get paid to install the spoof patch on s4's?
>>32909384
Good to know.
>>32909112
Get a bike.
>>32909440
I fix phones, this dude knows me for playing pokemon go so he brought me the phone to see if the battery problem was fixable, after I told him it is not he asked me about spoofing and google's security patch so I told him it's possible to bypass it and keep spoofing so he asked me to do it.
>>32909478
There are people in this neighborhood that go 90 mph on a 40 mph street. And I'm not talking once or twice, I mean all the time. I'm not sharing a road with them. The routes I usually take don't allow, or have no room for, bikes.
Yes, this place sucks. I hope to move out of here as soon as I can.
>solo bubblestrat is now dead
>tfw still can't stop hoarding lv 1 Pokemon
Somebody help me stop.
>>32909479
I would love to fix phones, I got a bunch of Android devices lying around.
>>32909163
used a couple to convert psychic espeons into futuresights so I can solo machamps and get more TMs
>Warm night playing Pogo
>find a pair of earbuds on the ground
>my old pair was about to bust
>week later at the mart
>see a same pair of earbuds
>they're applebuds
Thanks Hanke
>>32909552
I hope you get an ear infection
Any suggestions for a good 20000+ mah power bank? My fiance and I are going on a trip soon and we are looking for a powerbank to charge both of our phones as we play.
>>32909552
its the earbud plan agagin?
>>32909552
>also found one of my favorite albums at the mart
It's like hanke is cutting me a break wish it was in Pogo though
>>32909613
they haven't found me yet desu
>>32909578
20k isn't going to last TWO phones for more than like, a day or two. My PoGo-exclusive phone has a 1800mAh battery and lasts a little under 2 hours.
Maybe you're looking for a real charger like a solar charger or hand crank charger? I have a stack of 4ks that I got from Korea and a random 10k from Amazon. If you can't find a good one on Amazon, I dunno what else to suggest. Also the bigger the battery, the bigger the explosive hazard so maybe you're better with a handful of 10ks anyway.
Is this a hiking trip or w/e? No car charging?
>all that stardust you wasted on levelling up old gym tier mons
>>32909384
Can you do the walk 10k trick more than once?
>>32909683
It's not a trick, it's a game mechanic.
Yes.
Any spoofers wanna help with a ttar raid?heres a ton of gyms here too in this small town.
>>32909650
We'll just be going out and about a lake city, so charging may be far and inbetween. So we will have time to recharge the battery pack.
Right now we're looking at the EasyAcc one on amazon thats like $33
>>32909552
>using earbuds you found on the ground
>>32909561
this
>>32909578
I'm using https://www.amazon.co.uk/d/Cell-Phone-Portable-Power-Bank-Chargers/Anker-PowerCore-20100-Capacity-Powerful-PowerIQ-Technology/B00VJSGT2A
>>32909561
As someone who recently experienced an ear infection I would not wish that on anyone, not even Angela Merkel herself
>>32909763
Please anon what would you do with them? Sell them for Cheeto money?
>>32906576
SHE HAS BEEN FOUND AND RETURNED, THANKS TO EVERYONE
>>32909798
I would't even pick them up
>>32909798
Kick them into a drain
>>32909816
>>32909818
Lier or autistic? I suprised no one said "return to it's rightful owner"
>>32909842
>"return to it's rightful owner"
I'd leave them so he can find them
>>32909852
find them destroyed by rain that came that morning in a puddle nice
>>32909842
>Disgusting abandoned headphones
>actually picking them up
>actually wearing them
https://www.4chan.org/rules#global2
>>32909884
>actually not cleaning them
>>32908970
Would explain why the muk I battled yesterday gave me all of one (1!) rare candy.
>>32909197
These motherfuckers turn Charizard raids into child's play. Stock up on these or if you want to leave one in a gym (lol) you could change it to Iron Tail.
>>32910016
these things are still white,had they been gray or a didn't color do too dirtiness well..
Anything happening on the 1 year anniversary?
I finally got one! A 100%!
>>32910168
Probably. We should at least get double candies for a week or something. 'Should' meaning it would be right, not that it's likely, because Niantic are jews.
Fuck you Blastoise I'm about to sleep and you won't make me come to you no matter what.
>>32910211
>13
Don't waste the dust man. Unless you've got a secret stash of dust we don't know about.
>>32910211
Enjoy your Lick and Solar Beam Houndoom
>>32910224
You're going to go and catch that Blastoise, anon.
Should i change my db/hyper beam drago to out rage or do i want to change my sw/dc drago to dragon tail/dc?
>>32910248
No, dragon claw is godawful compared to outrage. Dragon breath Outrage is the best moveset possible.
>>32910233
Not when Squirtles are close to being pests here and we got raid boss Blastoises too. So no.
I just find it funny how this is the 5th time I've encountered one in the wild and it being impossible to catch either because I'm about to sleep/just woke up or because it was on a fucking island I couldn't reach.
>>32910248
>>32910304
Dragonite
> 1. Dragon Breath (Legacy)/Hurricane (TM)
> 2. Dragon Breath (Legacy)/Outrage (TM)
> 3. Dragon Tail (TM)/Dragon Claw (Legacy)
> 4. Dragon Tail (TM)/Dragon Pulse (Legacy)
>>32909807
You get 50 dubloons friendo?
Fuck those Niantic kikes, i just spoof to make my life easier
>>32910322
>Islands
Neat!
>>32910304
>Dragon breath Outrage is the best moveset possible
>>32910347
>> 1. Dragon Breath (Legacy)/Hurricane (TM)
>> 2. Dragon Breath (Legacy)/Outrage (TM)
So i cant go wrong with a charge TM. Good cause it was a 98% (15/14/15) catch from september that i left at cp3420
Booty shot of my girl
wait i can only get 50 coins when my pokemon has been in a gym for 3 days straight?
what the fuck is wrong with the devs of this game holy fucking shit
>>32910394
>not leaving the shitmon at 420cp
>gyms have high turnover where I am
>often when someone bothers to knock out the 6 Pokemon from a gym, a battle ensues between the teams
>the gym goes back and forth between each time with 2-3 Pokemon inside it each time and nobody earns any coins
>this goes on for 2-3 hours until someone lasts long enough for the "under attack" message to go away or the other teams leave in frustration
I don't even get why people bother anymore. It's not worth taking several hours out of my day to get half a fucking dollar worth of virtual currency (actually more like 18-25 cents most of the time).
>>32910369
I Gave in and spoofed this weekend. Another round of terrible nests and absolutely nothing within a 4 hour radius worth anything either.
>>32910414
>"under attack"
>8minutes
get out
>>32910435
>absolutely nothing within a 4 hour radius worth anything either
Pokemon is honestly the least of your worries when you live in a shit hole
So what pokemon from third gen is everyone looking forward to.
Other than slaking of course.
>>32910470
Metagross
>>32910470
>pokemon from third gen is everyone looking forward to
Flygon
>>32910465
Agreed
>>32910470
Absol
Blaziken
>>32910411
>dude weed lmao
>>32910470
Flygon
Aggron
Hariyama
Walrein
>tfw almost have enough poliwag candy to evolve a politoad
>>32910478
Metagross and Gardevoir
>saving dust when you can just catch pidgeys
>>32910347
>I didn't do the math but copypasting from this website makes me right
It's dragonbreath / outrage, the offensive dps is 20.46 versus DB/hurricane with 19.89, but there close.
>>32907949
I don't want to spend a dime on this game but since the Plus acts like an actual pedometer and will help hatch eggs, I'm considering one.
>>32910578
>tfw almost have enough Poliwag candy to mass evolve Poliwags
>The amount of AR pics with their Gardevoir gf
>>32910593
You need to catch like 70 pidgeys for one power up at higher levels.
I really wonder if they're going to do anything to fix that as they add more and more Pokemon. Rare candy should've just been a free Pokemon level up like it is in the main series.
>>32910630
I didn't even think about that till just now, jesus christ how horrifying.
>>32910630
Gardefags are cancer. Eradicate the cancer before it spreads.
>>32910624
you must live near water
>>32910630
>>32910649
>>32910679
Mawile shots too. It's gonna be awful.
Part of me is kinda looking forward to how normies react to blatant waifumons though.
>>32910470
>Other than Slaking
Out of my top 6, The King and Crobat are my only non-gen-wun favorites. I can finally complete the team
>>32910690
I do.It's how I got my eight perfect Magikarps that are now worthless in this new meta. Only managed to evolve three of them.
>>32910722
I'll probably never have a gyrados, unless I visit the coast and get like, 50 more magikarp.
>>32910505
>>32907749
Photoshop is so bloated. How does GIMP compare?
>>32910736
>GIMP
>don't you dare put a single finger on my waifu you spoofag
>>32910717
Karenfag detected
>two Tyranitars in one day
Thank you based hanke
>>32910736
it gets the job done
>>32910610
thanks. link to sauz pls
>>32910764
Top 5: Squirtle, Vulpix, Slobro, Slakoth, Crobat.
I am what I am.
And what I am is a Karenfag.
How do I farm high IV mons? Camp nests? I'm capable of spoofing and don't really care if I have to do it.
And is the fastest way of levelling still mass evos wit hegg?
>>32910803
Eggs are best source of high IV. Nests have low IV.
>>32910803
>Camp nests?
No
>I'm capable of spoofing and don't really care if I have to do it.
>>>/vg/
>>32910211
What IV app is this? I never used an IV app for fear of a possible ban.
>>32910775
Dragonbreath: 6 Damage/7 Charge
Outrage: (110 Damage / 3.8 seconds) x 2
Hurricane: 110 Damage / 2.7 seconds
DB/O: ( 14 & 2/7 attacks to 100 charge, happens in 7&1/7 seconds, damage is 6 x 14&2/7 = 85.714 ) + ( 2x ( 110/3.8 seconds ) ) = 305.714 / 14.743 seconds = 20.74
DB/H: 85.714 / 7&1/7 seconds + 110 / 2.7 seconds = 195.714/9.483 = 20.64
My latest PoGo spoofing shenanigans on my alternate account
Who's idea was it to make Muk so far away? Mine ran because I missed half my balls and the ones that did make it far enough got batted away.
>>32910894
>2 genders
Triggered af
>>32910950
>he didn't play in the ponyta and dragonite days
>>32910978
I did. It's just more frustrating in raids because you have a very limited amount of balls.
>>32910869
Calcy Iv. As far as I can tell, it only catches the screen, so I'm not sure how well Niantic can track down the use of these apps. I've been using it heavily for probably two months now and haven't had as much as a soft ban.
I'd like to think they wouldn't ban someone for something this small since the information is still readily available if you were to just look up a calculator at home/do the move-damage-per-second math, but you can't really trust huge companies. Use at your own peril.
>>32911001
>>32910869
Calcy IV safe as shit, doesnt use the API like IV Go, which is not to be confused with GoIV which operates the same safe way as Calcy only 3.879 times as good. GoIV or back to silfroad
>One of my favorite gyms held by one Valor Snorlax
>Take it down, put in Bellsprout cause I don't need any coins and don't expect it to last long anyway
>Goes down immediately, the same Valor player put in a baby Pokemon to replace it
>Beat his Pokemon and put in my own baby Pokemon
>We keep swapping shitty Pokemon for hours and get tons of points for our gym badges
Fun does exist.
>>32911051
which one of you was spoofing
>>32911056
We were both there. I talked to him before I left. Was a cool guy.
>>32911075
Post badge.
>>32910470
gardevoir, flygon, and mawile. also snorunt, but just so i can evolve it into froslass. probably none of these will be any good but that's ok.
>>32907774
they look kinda shit
>>32907749
do you have the pic without the text
>>32910470
Ludicolo, Shiftry, Milotic, & Mudkip tree.
Cucked again, right Hanke? Heheh you got me again! I slipped right on to your cock, mouth first! Haha, whoops!
>>32911048
>GoIV
Who's the publisher? All that comes up on the app store for android is IV Go.
>>32911327
Is pokemon go plus worth it?
>Attempts to catch each Pokémon only once, after which it will flee. The ball will be thrown without a curve, and will not receive a Nice/Great/Excellent bonus
Seriously? I'm not using this shit
>>32909354
>use phone from 4 years ago
>"w-why is this happening!"
Played urself, famalam
>>32908146
>thinking the games boring now when he still has 15+ more to catch
umm, try again sweety ;)
>>32911577
the game needs to be optimized much better though senpai
Just curious, how many of you were in the closed beta?
>>32911603
Nuck was. He lurks here.
>>32909578
http://www.mophie.com/shop/powerstation-XXL
The only viable option for 20k.
>pro
Charges quickly, charges a lot, 3 usb ports
>con
Takes literally 3 full days to charge, kinda heavy
>>32911513
>using go+ to catch pokes
SHIGGY
DIGGY
DOO
I, along with literally anyone else that has a go+, only use it for stops and distance.
>>32911603
I was, it was weird to walk around playing it with no one else doing it, then once the craze hit, everyone fucking played it
post em
Anyone got coordinates?
>>32911513
>>32911673
This, but I also use it to catch random stuff whenever I have more than 100 pokeballs. I don't really use them and I'd rather save the space for all of my berries.
>>32911732
I've been playing for like a month and only really started playing Go a whole bunch this last week or so. I'm level 22, but I still feel like a young bab.
>>32911171
>>32911051
this used to be much more fun before the update.
>Used to drop coworker off at the train after work
>train station is gym
>he instinct, me valor
>combine forces to take down mysticfags every day
>proceed to have shitmon wars for shits and giggles
>electrode vs gloom, shit like that
>we will never do that again
>>32911994
Bretty gud, blurred shit out of mine because reasons.
>tfw 5km away from a porygon 2
>>32911732
new account pls no bully
>>32912065
>new account with a flaafy
i want you to suffer
>>32912076
I don't even remember getting it but according to the dex I do have one
>>32912076
Flaafy spawns all the time at uni.
But I dropped so I only caught one.
>>32912061
>tfw don't have a brogon
>>32912061
RUN ANON
>>32912089
oh. hope life's going ok for you anon.
I didn't check something, do you still get dust by defending gyms or only when feeding now?
>>32912095
It isn't but thanks anyways anon.
Was in the closed beta, been playing pretty much ever since. I have taken breaks though. I'm level 30
I want a Machamp so fucking bad, so I can destroy Blisseys
also i'll never have a Dragonite ;_;
>>32912142
start walking, friendo
>>32912142
>no lapras or kabutops
did you miss the rock event my nigga
>>32912205
I must have
>>32912205
Owns a Kabuto so no worry about the Kabutops as they can walk that and evolve it.
>>32912205
Not him, but the rock event was horseshit. If you had lots of omanyte you got 0 kabuto spawns, because Niantic are shit at doing events.
I must admit the fire and ice one was way better though, I was worried I would be buried in swinub but thankfully it replaced all those pig fucks with actual pokemon that don't spawn here often.
Gen 3 couldn't happen soon enough though, I need unknown and the legendaries for regional dex completion and I'm bored of looking at hoothoot and spinarak, it's been 6 months ffs.
>>32912142
A majority you'll just need to walk or rare candy to fill out the Pokedex.
>>32912215
I meant Fire and Ice for the lapras, caught two of the fuckers from the event
How is the night going bros ?
>>32912359
Fuck y'all
>not even a whiff of an event for the launch date anniversary
>>32912394
We are already aware of a Pikachu related event, coupled with the implication that something may be happening next week.
>>32912401
>>32912394
The chicago event is supposed to trigger events for people who didnt go
Welcome to Walmart!
>>32910736
Its ok
>>32912457
walmarts do tend to have good cluster spawns
>>32912414
>hey you poor fuck, have a cheap party hat for your ugly avatar
>>32912457
Similar, I'm a slave worker there
>Ride my bike home from work - 5 miles
>10km egg is at 1.9km when I leave
>Ride at about a jogging speed the entire way home
>25 minute ride becomes a 70 minute ride
>10km egg is at 3.7km
What fucking gives? I'd be a lot more understanding if it tracked at least HALF of the distance.
Goddamit.
>>32912610
Bikes are too fast for the distance tracking
>>32912613
>too fast
>>32912610
>Ride at about a jogging speed the entire way home
>25 minute ride becomes a 70 minute ride
>>32912626
why meme text me, average bike speed is above the speed limit for distance tracking
>tfw scooter riding and skateboarding is much better for egg hatching than using a bike.
>>32910470
Sceptile. The grass starters are common in my area so I guess I'll have lots of them.
>>32912695
>tfw the gayer your transportation method the better it is for pogo
So newest update cut berries feed gain by alot and motivation drain by alot but did they touch the motivation % lost per defeat?
>>32912708
>gayer
Doesn't get much worse than what we're already dealing with.By the way, are we in middle school again? Gayer? Scooters? Really?
>>32907774
nothing on aliexpress is legit
>>32910615
LMAO SIKE
I'm returning mine tomorrow, it won't pair with my phone at all anymore. When it did it was really laggy.
I was in a raid yesterday taht did not go well. I tried a different one today, but the pokemon I had used previously weren't available for today's raid. What's the cooldown timer on being able to use pokemon in a raid again?
>>32912746
? ? ?
>>32907952
pretty good
are raid mons always level 20?
>>32910615
>Plus acts like an actual pedometer
does it?
will it count steps on a treadmill or walking back and forth in a small area?
>>32909111
>I'm sure you have another scathing anime reaction image for you next reply, you mental midget.
>mental midget
Reddit gtfo, we say retard here. Which you are being
>>32912855
The second one. The best you'd get in way of counting steps is by paying attention to your buddy's counter/egg counters.
>>32907753
>TFW my 1GB Motorola never lags or overheats
>>32912864
I phrased my question poorly
do you get credit for distance walked if you are just pacing back and forth in a small area as opposed to walking 5km in a straight line?
>>32912819
that nigga can't spell its psych
>>32912818
there is no cooldown
>>32912818
Did you revive them?
>>32912818
did you heal it?
>>32912886
Yeah, but if I were you, I'd probably walk at least 50ft or so in one direction for my pacing just to make sure the game would pick it up. I can't imagine you'll get a whole lot done for pacing back and forth in a 10 foot line. I mean, unless your phone is incredibly accurate. My phone tends to only be within 10 feet of where I actually am.
Do you plan on tying a pogo+ to your dog and playing fetch or something?
>>32912886
My understanding is that the game measures distance by making a checkpoint A then a second point at some unknown time and measuring the distance between those two points. In your pacing back and forth situation, you would get minimal distance.
>>32912986
Your understanding is correct.
Checks are done once a minute, the egg/buddy distance tracker updates once every 4 minutes.
>>32912969
no
I live out in the country, so there are no sidewalks on our road
I usually just walk up and down my driveway for hatching purposes, but it doesn't do a very good job due to >>32912986
I was hoping that pogo+ somehow helped your phone measure distance traveled more accurately
>Magmar raid
>revives
>3 gold razz berries
>1 Rare Candy
>>32912875
Low ram is the best shit. I used to be able to get stuck in gyms whenever I wanted. Felt like a hybrid between spoofer and legit player.
>>32913021
pedometer style distance tracking would require too much processing power on niantics end
>>32913022
You expected good drops from a solo?
>>32913022
>2nd ever raid
>magmar solo
>charge TM
>>32913021
PoGo+ only lets you track distance while your screen is off. Doesn't improve accuracy.
What you just need to do is mark a path where you can walk straight for a minute at a time without like, straight up jogging or some shit that you can't sustain for an hour. Make it a square. Then just walk one edge per minute of the square. If you finish the edge before a minute's up, wait at the corner until the minute is up before walking again.
My area has 7 Pokestops on a 2x1 minute rectangle so I spin 7 stops every 6 minutes while catching shitmons. This is how I farm items and dust like an autist while walking eggs when the weather is nice and I'm not smashing a gym.
>>32913063
>>32913021
At launch, Niantic used to have the game ping the servers once a fucking second with coordinates and scans. It was part of the reason they DDoS'd themselves into oblivion at launch and why it was such a clusterfuck.
I bought $20 Google Play Store credit and gave hank some more money with that for my upgrades
Is he satisfied now/yet?
>>32913080
Got 2 tms from a solo already.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I knew this day would come, just not so soon.
FUUUUUUUUUCK. I don't have anything to release other than the ~50 Pidgeys. Fuck me.
>>32913153
>keeping anything under 90%
Scrub
>>32913153
you can evolve them for the exp, then let them go.
>>32913153
Autism is a disease, anon.
>>32913168
I just want to hold onto the rares until I can cash them in when trading comes out.
I was actually fine until Gentoo came along and blew up my living dex space.
>>32913171
Why do you think I'm hoarding Pidgeys? I don't have enough for an evo spree. But that doesn't change the fact that I have no room for my current Pidgeys and future Pidgeys.
>>32913188
>he thinks trading will be implemented
>he has a living dex
ohnoitsretarded.jpg
>>32913194
y-you too ;_;
>tfw I have a 777 CP Krabby I don't want to let go of
does anyone else have a "lucky" Pokemon they don't want to part with?
>>32913258
>>32913188
>>32913205
Livingdex is a suffering hell, but its worth it indeed.
this is mine right now.
This is shit, right?
._. 15/15/13
>>32913399
Do raids
>>32913411
this is from one, you cunt.
i mean because of the attacks. two dark-type attacks on a firemon isnt good, or can i use it as a psychic attacker?
>>32913399
>that moveset
Transfer it
>>32913417
Do
Raids
>>32910817
This is bulshit. I got many of my 90+ mons from nests.
just returned to the game, how does the new raid thing works?
>>32913454
Rewards have been nerfed, so only do them if you have a network of spoofers for level 3 and 4 raids.
>>32913454
You gather people and fight the boss mon. Level 1 and 2 can be done by yourself if you're high enough level. For 3 and 4 you need 2-3 people
>>32913454
A couple times a day the team leaders drop a giant egg on top of a gym that will hatch into an extra strong Pokémon in a few hours.
Using a raid pass you can team up with others to try and beat up the raid Pokémon in a similar way you can team up to take down a gym.
Depending on how you do, you can get some fun prizes and a chance to actually catch the Pokémon.
>>32910470
Breloom
Blaziken
Flygon
the walrus one (sorry, just woke up)
Manectric
Metagross
>>32913588
new
>>32913588
thread
>>32913588
lads
>>32913588
how the fuck do you golden razz berries? They don't show up on the bar
>>32913417
do raids for new moves you cunt
>>32913683
swipe left bruh
double tap to complete this heart also