Pokemon-ified

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>>32906937
I'd be a darmanitan and I'd travel to find a comfy, beautiful spot, like a small waterfall in a forest, and I'd then go into zen mode and chill there for a million years. If anyone or anything came along and tried to mess with me or the surroundings I'd fuck them up then have a wash under the waterfall and go back to send mode

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>>32906937
I'd be a Gallade fighting for justice and looking cool.

Pre-emptive
>>>/trash/

>>32907001

uhh i'm pretty sure this is related to pokemon lmao

>>32906937
Again,
Use
https://randompokemon.com

>>32906971
>fire type under a waterfall
I don't think you thought this through anon

>>32907017
Sneasel. Alright, I guess.

>>32907033
>Not training to your absolute peak.

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>>32907017
Yee
Edge is me

i'd probably be a brionne
those things are rly precious
i dont even care if i'd be a trap it's fucking adorable as fuck

>Mr. Mime

Being one of the rare Pokémon to have five fingers, I'll use them to put a shotgun in my mouth. Why would you want to be a Mr. Mime?

>>32907064
Don't you believe in fairies

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>>32907064
Forgot the image.

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>>32907017
Thank you, anon.

What's with thread like this and OP not using that site anyway?

>Durant
Well, oh-pee, there are multiple scenarios that I can think of for what would happen.
But assuming people don't get freaked out over me suddenly becoming a monster, I'd probably be doing some hard labor.

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OP here. You don't have to use the randomizer if you don't want to, but if you want to isolate your options, feel free to.

>>32907055
>training to your absolute peak
>dying in the process

>>32907033
Mind over matter!

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>>32907085
>Mind over matter!
>implying you can live under a waterfall for literally the rest of your life with stamina alone
>fucking dies

That was the funniest thing I've read all day.

>>32907077
Fair enough. I prefer picking at random since it's more fun that way. Otherwise, I'd probably pick the first few of my favorites, so the answers usually ended up similar, which is boring.

>>32907094
Ok I can see you want a serious answer. The waterfall activates zen more, the psychic powers then can be used to make a barrier to stop the water and to levitate the darmanitan over to a comfy dry spot.

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>>32907017
Tried my own idea.

I would be Dead in like, 5 minutes

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>>32907114
>barrier
>mfw darmanitan can't learn reflect, light screen, nor barrier

>>32907128
Getting a tad bit picky here. I'm pretty certain darmanitan demonstrated psychic ability to levitate stuff and create barriers.

I could look it up but I'm sleepy in bed and don't give much of a fug

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>>32907017
I would be a gentle, kind God

>>32907159
Thx anon

>>32907128
In pokemon just telling a psychic mon to use psychic can pretty much do anything

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No one catch me pls

>>32907159
God be praised.

>>32907074
No anon; find another Durant and start a tremendously successful music career!

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I never woke up in the first place.

>>32907319
kek

>>32907017
I guess it works, I like the cold and am fucking obsessed with night, so typing works out

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>>32908026
shit, why do I always forget pic...

>>32908037
ayyy big bro. >>32907043 here

>>32908150
sup bro?

>>32907017
>Igglybuff
Fuck that. Assuming I survive long enough to become a Jigglypuff, I build an empire by selling recordings of my voice to insomniacs.
>>32907297
He could also be a championship-winning basketball player.

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>>32907074

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>>32907017
>Sylveon
Well, first I'd wonder how the fuck I'd get out of my house without thumbs.

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>>32907017
>Become amorphous trap waifu
>Grow a vagina
>Trick /vp/oreons into fucking me
>Open a small black hole when they climax
>Destroy the entire planet in the process.

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fuck yeah

>>32908212
the second would be how to stop yourself from sucking on so much cock.

Trust me, I know. I'm secretly a Sylveon.

>>32908263
Valerie pls

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im ok with this.
I will try to collect berries daily so i can share with weaker mons.

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>>32907017
>Mega Swampert

Neat. I was gonna choose Marshtomp anyway. I'd be living my life isolated in a lake. My moves would be Hammer Arm, Mud Shot, Surf, and Protect

>>32907017
>gastly
welp, guess i'm gonna be doing some haunting then

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>>32907159
I'm going to eat you

>Charmeleon
I'm sure I'll be fine. Worst case scenario some human will want to train me. If I make it to Charizard, fly around and burn the fuck out of some cities

>>32907017
>Staryu
One of my all time bros, but at the same time fuck. Better hurry up and evolve so I can at least use psychic abilities instead of hands.

>>32909165
I got the same. Trying to evolve seems to be the best option.

>>32908915
>"God is dead, and we ate him" - Freidrich Nietzkyurem, the Nihilist Pokemon

>>32907001
>>32907013

RP threads from /vp/ get kicked to /trash/ sometimes.

>>32907017
>Tapu Lele
oh please no

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>>32909462
>not wanting to be Tapu Lele
?????

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I guess I'm evil now.

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>>32907017
I got Meditite. Not one I think I'd be based off my personality. I'd probably be a Poliwhirl, Snorlax, Quagsire, Snubble, or something.

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I didn't play enough X to know how to feel about this.
At least I'm not a Goodra I guess.