The Pokédex not lie

>>32906815
Oh Kukui is one of those dense evolution globetards huh...

>>32906815
>Filename
'A' for effort, but that's about it.

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It's been awhile Richard.

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>>32906815
fuck off richard
>>32906820
>Error: Duplicate file exists
fuck off anon

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>>32906820
>>32906823
But Pokédex really never lie any time.

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We all know the Dex is full of ridiculously implausible shit even by the standards of Poké World. Flareon apparently can reach temperatures of 3000 Farenheit, which is just insane. You'd need like a special box to contain it safely and it wouldn't be practical to keep as a pet.

>>32906861
>filename
You're not the real Richard.

>>32906866
>Applying the logic of the real world to a fantasy world.

>>32906881
Shush anon, I'm trying to talk to Richard.

>>32906861
You don't even have the same typing format. Damnit, at least try a bit, will you?

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Little reminder that the weakest pokémon of all is able to survive easily to the explosion of a bomb of great power.

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>>32906815
Kukui lies you dumb fag

>facts

>>32906819
>filename
bait?

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>>32906920
Pokémon are really mysterious creatures.

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>>32906920

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>>32906866
But It's true, the Pokédex is always right about everything.

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>>32906818
No. The Pokédex is always right.

>>32906866
It doesn't say Flareon itself is that hot, it says it has an internal fire that is that hot. It's possible there's some weird anti-convection shit going on.

Besides, the Pokedex is mostly harmless, it's just that some of the entries are ridiculous. Even then some of its entries are substantiated so it's not like it's complete bullshit.

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>>32906997

It always records facts about Pokémon.

>>32906866
And human beings can take a Charizards flamethrower to the face and be completely fine. It's a fucking cartoon world you autist.

>>32907294

Pokémon Anime is non-canon to core-series of Pokémon

>>32907302
The dex entries aren't any more realistic in either game or anime. They portray the same creatures with the same powers.

>>32907032
Do Gyrados protect the Magikarp like their babies?

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>>32906997
The Pokédex never lie once.
It's always right about everything.

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>>32907307 The Pokédex nevers lies in core-series of Pokémon.

>>32907421
Why are you shitposting about something nobody is arguing with? At least nobody who isn't going "b-but Pokémon is set in the real world with real physics like time travel and lizards that die in the rain!"

>>32907424
It's Richard. He's incredibly autistic when it comes to stuff like that. Maybe one day he'll be banned for life and we won't have to deal with his autism. Or maybe he'll get a trip that can be quickly filtered.

>>32907315
No it isn't.

>>32907444
>le autist shitposter answer
/vp/ is fucking boring. Not saying you're wrong but jesus

>>32907452
Did you honestly expect anything else?

>>32907032
Predators

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Explain this, Dexfags.

What mon?

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>>32907446
Are You serious!?

No. It never once lie.

>>32906861
>smoothing

please go away

>>32907548
If it only appeared to people pure of heart, no one on this board would ever get one.

>>32907548
>>32907580
Yes I'm serious

>pure of heart
Nice, considering Yuu (Pikachu) called me Satoshi, I know what I saw

>>32907444
>ITT: people not being able to handle the fact the game differs from their headcanon

>>32907771
Not him, but the Pokedex can contradict itself sometimes or just be flat out wrong.
For instance, why doesn't my female Marowak straight up die the second I breed it, and because it doesn't die what the fuck is this skull on my Babby Cubone's head if it isn't its mother's?

>>32907791
You know, I always thought that Cubone looked kind of like a Charmander underneath that skull, but now I'm thinking the skull is more of a bony protrusion. Similar to an elephant or a rhinoceros, but shaped like a skull.