>ALOla >no Grass/Water aloe vera mon

>>32902280
> UNOva
> no Articuno pokemon

atleast alola has alomomola in its dex

still upset about solrock and lunatone not being apart of sun and moon though

>>32902359
>still upset about solrock and lunatone not being apart of sun and moon though

I'm so glad they didn't do this. That is such a stupid fucking reason to put Pokemon in a Dex. Both are also shitmon who would have been nothing but a waste of space.

>>32902382
how would they have been a waste of space
just expand the current dex by 2 slots, put them in an appropriate location and include a trainer who uses them

I wanna stick my dick in it.

>>32902280
>aLOLA
>Hoenn is STILL the region with the bustiest characters

>aLOLa
>not Pokémon based on LOL emoji

>ALOLA
>ALOmomoLA

>>32902280
That looks tasty. Can you eat it?

>>32902421
You can eat it but it doesn't really taste good, but it doesn't really taste bad either. Its good for skin like you can apply it on your face. I used to juice and when I added that stuff in it would always make it so unbelievably thick I would gag

>>32902431
Maybe sometime I'll have the chance to taste it myself

>>32902382

Most Pokemon in the Alola dex are shittier than Solrock and Lunatone.

>>32902421
>>32902431
Literally just eaten an Aloe Vera ice cream.
Very sweet and refreshing.

>>32902382
>I'm so glad they didn't do this. That is such a stupid fucking reason to put Pokemon in a Dex.
And what exactly would be wrong with putting them in caves leading to the sun or moon altars, fag boy?

>>32902280
I want to stick my finger in that goo

>>32902421
On it's own it's pretty nasty
>>32902463
You can grow your own Aloe Vera plants very easily. I keep some in the kitchen for burns.

>>32902496
Where can I get some Aloe Vera?

>>32902494
It's pleasant. It goes from solid to mush reasonably quickly
>>32902515
Any gardening or flower shop I would think, they're a reasonable price and pretty low maintenence

>>32902382
t. contrarian memelord
>i'm glad lunatone and solrock don't appear in a sun and moon themed mon full of miniors

>>32902288
>UNOva
>are pokemon

WTF

>>32902421
Yes, but it can cause indigestion and is a carcinogen in large quantities.

>>32902288
>>32903142

The original name is Isshu and it have lots of issues.

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>>32903182
Cheeky.

>>32902280
I wanna Slurp that

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>>32902359
m-maybe they'll be in US/UM

>>32902382
>Needing a reason to put the sun and moon pokemon in the sun and moon games other than the fact they're literally the fucking sun and moon pokemon and that being alien meteorites they can be put in the dex of literally every fucking region without needing of a major explanation on anybody's part

Well you know what, you're right, it is good that they weren't included. I mean, is not like the games went out of their way to have, oh I don't know, A FUCKING EVENT IN WHICH AN ALIEN GUY ASKS YOU TO SHOW HIM A LUNATONE OR A SOLROCK TO GET BACK TO HIS HOMEPLANET AND HAND YOU A MOON/SUN STONE AS REWARD. Nah, a reference like that would be so stupid if you don't plan to add the sun and moon pokemon to begin with, right?

What saddens me the most is that gamefreak is seemingly full of idiots like you.

>>32903166
Just like /vp/

>SINnoh
>character doesn't steal

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>>32902382
T.
Contrarian fun policing faggot

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>>32902280

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>>32902398
I tried this.
Felt amazing until I went too fast and then missed, and my dick slid along the spines. Ripped open my flesh.
Luckily for me, Aloe Vera has healing powers so I was back to full fap within a few days.

No regrets

>>32903166
>carcinogen in large quantities
That's like saying smoking or sunburn is a carcinogen in large quantities. I mean yeah it is, but it's also a carcinogen at small quantities.

>>32905306
I don't believe you, it would take a minute tops to put the gel into something that isn't made out of spiny plant matter, and THEN fuck it.

>>32905306
I'm going to start growing aloe vera for the sole purpose of fucking it.

>>32902421
It tastes bitter, wouldn't recommend.

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>>32903182
Kek

>>32902359
>Behold, legendary Pokemon of the Sin and moon with secondary psychic typing and thematic coverage moves!
>Yeah but I already got some floating space rocks.

I can see why they didn't want the themathematic overlap. The desert dude was probs enough.

Not being able to get Solrock the gen it finally got a physical fire move is sad though.

>>32902280
Can you just squeeze that out and rub it straight on to skin?

>>32906061
Yes, you can. Really helps with burns.