Autistic headcanons

The pokémon franchise is not dead yet

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>>32895113
Wrong, they're from Israel.

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>>32895408
And Brock is from Mexico

>Kukui will catch Litten, eventually
>There will be a movie/anime crossover via Ultra Wormhole
>Everyone who disagree is-
Wait, that last one isn't Pokemon-related. Nevermind.

>>32895924
Brock is black lol.

>>32896109
>black people can't exist in other parts of the world

>>32895113
>Brock and Olivia are blasian
>Normal types were often breed for food
>In SM the AU that let's you catch cosmog has the opposite gender protag

>>32895113
Hau's dad is Bruno

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In wild delphox and primarina are always females, but they are vicious predators.

Primarina favourite pray are male sailors, and Delphox devour childs.

>>32895113
>blonde with strange eyes
>father one day just disappears
>mom is mad totalitarian singleton zealously committed to idea out of this world

fuck it checks out

>>32897641
>childs

Humans are a species of pokemon themselves, being of the ??? type and therefore havivng no effective attacks, no weaknesses, and no immunities

Pokemon and Humans share a common ancestor in Mew and at some point in the past, humans evolved to separate themselves from typical pokemon.

Ultra Beasts, on the other hand, is the result of what would've happened if that separation did not occur.

>>32895113
Sorry but the winter jacket and then the spring/summer skirt just looks so stupid

>>32896257
They shouldn't

>>32898803
that's not winter jacket
that's standard issue combat jacket

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Flannery is actually a huge slob who does gross shit like not changing tampons for a few days and wearing the same bra for a week. Her place is a huge mess with dirty clothes, beer bottles and empty Chinese takeout cartons strewn everywhere.

>>32895113
Lillie's name is Germanic.
If you want a PokeRussian, my bet's on Kahili or Cynthia.

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>>32899205
When you run a business used mostly by naked old people and middle aged business men with joint problems, it's hard not to be.

>>32899205
>not changing a bra for a week
that's normal

>>32899234
>not changing underwear for a week

>Alakazam's spoons can be used as dousing rods to detect lost items
>Guzzlord are threats to Pokemon that thrive on pollution due to their omnivorous nature
>Grass Pokemon that are full on plant monsters (Liligant, Gloom, Steenee, Trevenant etc.,) can sometimes be seen snacking on Pokemon Mulch. Animal and bug-like Grass Pokemon do not share this eating habit.
>There are special "Boom Tube"-like Pokeballs that alter a Pokemon's actual size for use in contest halls and some tournaments.

Autistic shipping headcanon coming through.
Leaf is not in the Battle Tree because she's at home, pregnant with Blue's kid.

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Hilda has a soft spot for wearing fancy dresses

>>32899263
Boobs don't ovulate.

>>32899276
I'll take it

>>32899318

I thought bras got dirtier because of boob sweat.

>>32899478
Depends on boob size, the weather, and how physically active you are. Bodies are always mildly sweating, yeah, but if you shower regularly it shouldn't be an issue. Most women rotate bras every few days, with a few who change everyday (which wears out bras fasters) and some who go longer.

Though in Flannery's case she's got everything against her: big boobs, humid and hot gym, and active. Should change bra daily.

>>32899205
>not changing tampons for a few days
That's a good way to get TSS

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>>32898767
>children?

Sorry english is not my native language.

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>>32898731
Comrade Lilianka wants to battle!

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>>32899216
Cynthia is Lusamine cousin

>>32899544
This anon gets it. Leaving a tampon in for more than eight hours will make you really sick. Several days? You'd probably die.

>Humans lost in Ultra Space are never threatened by Beasts, despite hostile behavior to Fallers.
>Faller Pokemon are sometimes taken over by Nihilego as protection from the other Beasts permanently
>Starter Pokemon are mostly bred in specially protected reserves owned by a region's respective league, which is why they're not found in the wild. Breeders who get jobs in these facilities are paid exceptionally well.
>Water Pokemon are actually amphibious. Magikarp can sometimes forget, unfortunately.
>Bisharp can be quite social and are said to battle as a sign of respect.
>Huntail's favorite foods are Wishiwashi and Finneon

>>32895113
I thought it was PokeGermany cause they have German names.

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>>32895113
Slav Lillie!

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I can't stop thinking that Mallow is secretly a massive slut.

>>32900531

Why is that?

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>>32900531
>secretly
>the entire grass trial

>>32899276
>not Red

leave

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>>32899822
>Starter Pokemon are mostly bred in specially protected reserves owned by a region's respective league, which is why they're not found in the wild. Breeders who get jobs in these facilities are paid exceptionally well.


well not canon in game, but

>>32899276

http://www.pregchan.com/d/src/1466808812133.jpg

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>>32899656
wife*

>>32901279
Legally Red's kid.

As Lusamine got crazier, she got obsessed with beauty and neglected hygiene, perhaps even thinking that taking a bath would wash away her beauty. So she's very stinky atm

>>32895113
Nuzelock is a set of rules that applies to most trainers to help conserve rarer Pokemon and leave most of the wild populations intact. The only exceptions is that Pokedex holders can catch one of every Pokemon for the purpose of research, and Champions/E4/Gym leaders can catch specific Pokemon for their team.

However despite being able to catch more Pokemon in this positions, catching whatever you want is still taboo and traditionally only using Pokemon you happen to meet is seen as fate and a stronger bond - it was meant to be.

Shinies are allowed to be caught whenever they are seen, since it's known to be a detrimental mutation in the wild.

As far as Pokemon breeding, it's actually very rare for Pokemon to breed in captivity, especially outside of their species.

>>32898782
For me Arceus creates two types of beings, one that embodies specific energies/forces and another capable of controlling and manipulating these energies, while themselves having very little or none. There are many types of energy so Pokemon are incredibly diverse, but the ability to manipulate said energy (technology and the bond between human and pokemon) does not require such variety.

Or perhaps the uniqueness of humanity is that somewhat like Arceus, they are *all* types at once. They cannot use any specific type because of this.

>>32899205
You cant not change tampons for a few days you will get poisoned by your own body's reaction to the foreign object

>>32901502
I think you're just projecting fetish to headcanon. Even someone like Lusamine would use the same kind of treatments Cleopatra did to self maintain. What's saying she didn't have a Moo Moo Milk prepared 2 times a week to preserve her skin?

>>32901581

I learned something new today.

Cynthia had like 5 abortions.

>>32901600
How was she supposed to clean herself if she stayed in Ultra Space like she wanted to? Lusamine is a stinky girl.

Mohn has every femdom-related fetish under the sun.

>>32903738
Time probably doesn't pass the same way in Ultra Space.

What may have took 5-7 days was only 18 minutes in Ultraland. Guzma wasn't at wit's end or anything.

>>32903719
Is there a pokegirl who could beat her record?

>>32895113
Lillie with a russian accent sounds cute

>>32904026
Trainer Lindsay Ellis

>>32904600
Only because a baby would get in the way of her problem drinking.

Hair colors are natural 98% of the time. It's just that the player's phenotypes are too normal-tier bar Dawn and Kris who have natural blue hair.

Plumeria's a natural pink head with blonde dyed streaks, Lenora's carpet matches the drapes, those born with purple hair are said to be naturally attuned for the supernatural or paranormal (Fantina, Olympia, Sina, Lucian, Shauntal etc.,) and some characters like Kiawe and Gardenia can have naturally occuring two-toned hair.

>>32906449

Dawn only has blue hair in the anime

>>32899280
Too autistic even for this thread.

Regular animals still exist, it's just that Pokemon have driven to extinction all but the smallest, most inconspicuous ones, or the ones humanity breeds for livestock or companionship. Humans still get the majority of their meat from regular cows, chickens, pigs, etc.

Pokemon originated from human-made magical constructs, not unlike golems, some of which escaped into the wild and began to reproduce on their own.

>>32898731
>>32899630
And then our MC a foreigner introduce her to individualism and capitalist ideas to save her.
Truly Chad Kantocock is an anerican hero

Cyrus is autistic

>>32907208
No fucking shit

>>32907208
this isnt headcanon anon, this is just fact

Cynthia is constantly going from region to region because she keeps getting accused of statutory rape.

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>>32900531
>secretly

>>32907874
bump

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>>32906629
Not him but damn, it checks out, never noticed.

>>32908615
If you eyedrop it and check the values it's just faded/dusty blue. Technically it does look black enough, but mainly so that the lines don't recede.

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Heatran are actually very common, but only live very deep underground.
They are attracted to heat, which is why they are only seen in volcanoes or other places where the magma stone might be.

>>32895113
>Real life evolution exists in Pokemon and Kabutops (Shellfish Pokemon) evolved into Blastiose (Also Shellfish Pokemon) or Aerodactyl evolved into Noivern/Crobat/Swoobat to just name a few
>Fighting type is different from Normal due to Martial Arts and not every character when Pokefying them shouldn't be Fighting for having muscles (Like giving the Hulk a Pokemon typing)
>Things part Normal like Normal/Fire or Normal/Water are just Normal types with elements on their body, while Pure types have fully been consumed by that element and were part Normal before
>Dittos are actually smart beings, but play dumb as a way to have fun with their ability to transform into anything (making them kind of making them more powerful than Arceus)
>Arceus has a heavenly form that is much stronger than its Physical form, which it can create an infinite amount of times and uses it to test humans (which is why is can be caught by humans)
>Solgaleo and Lunala are the early bug shitmon of the UB universe and the other UBs are the "Purposely Bad" mons of the UB universe (aside from Guzzlord, which is just Purposely bad)

>>32895408
>implying an aryan goddess is a filthy kike

>>32895408
Wicke, maybe but not Lillie.

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>>32911765
>Jew wicke

this is my new headcanon