I am the magic fox What do you wish me to do with /vp/?

Ban Incineroar posters

>>32892040
Just reduce its autism to a mild case. That's not beyond your abilities, is it?

>>32892040
Ban Celesteela to ubers

Ban all owlfags

>>32892040
Bring me back to the gen 4 period

>>32892046
>>32892055
Ban sealfags while you're at it.

>>32892040
Change the season to autumn.

>>32892040
>Limit all waifu posters to one thread
>Ban lewd threads
>Stop the starterwars

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>>32892040
Made the yiff legal in /vp/

Allow furry images

Delete /vp/ and then completely ban Pokémon from 4chan.

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>>32892040
I had a dream last night about Zoroark fucking Suicune until she got prego

>>32892040
Swiper no swiping, Swiper no swiping, Swiper no swiping!!!

That looks better than Shitphox.

>>32892099
Ban this disgusting faggot

>>32892040
Ban redditors

>>32892131
that's a long session

>>32892131
w-why suicune anon?

>>32892233
>>32892131
>>32892099
>>32892089
This is why we can't have nice things

>>32892250
No it's because of people like you

>>32892256
There was a time where furfags like you were banned from this site for being what you are, and those were better times.

>>32892273
lol

>>32892040
Make USUM the perfect games, so /vp/ can't complain about them

Why can't most normies get used to sharing the board with the usual /vp/ autistic kids?

I don't like furry, weird fetishes, loli, bara, any of it. I just don't go into these threads. No point complaining about it if another guys is enjoying it.

>>32892306
That's not why I think /vp/ is severely autistic though

delete richard

>>32892222
quads very nice

Delete it

While you're at it purge >>32892131 from this realm

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>>32892244
Dunno. I ship her and zoroark because of the manes. And because of the good girls go for bad boys kind of dynamic.

>>32892250
Dont worry anon it was more of lovemaking than senseless fucking. It was like some bizzaro lady and the tramp story where suicune gives up everything from her life as an uptown girl to be with slum boy zoroark. And the pregger part is where she willingly bears his child so she could find an excuse to be with him.

I think i need to stop drinking such funny shit before bedtime

Ban loli/shota threads.

You all need to go out

>>32892933
will you go out with me anon

>>32892933
Ok back to /pol/ for me i guess

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>>32892941
Anon, i have been waiting all my years for this question

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>>32892287
>He thinks that will stop /vp/ from complaining and shitposting

I HAVE A CRUSH ON MY BEST FRIEND AND I AM ALREADY IN A RELATIONSHIP

please make it go away

>>32893081
Are you 14 by any chance?

>>32892306
>displaying logic, reason, tolerance, and common sense
kys

>>32892040
Next gen to have over 100 Pokemon

>>32893150
>>32893353
When will the newfags go away

>>32894716
Approximately 1 week after school starts back up.

>>32894772
I don't know why people think it being Summer means anything. Y'all live in a country where every kid DOESN'T have a smartphone and teachers actually give a shit? American Hiro himself admitted that population numbers barely change at all during summer.

>>32894772
I spend most of my time at school browsing here

>>32894788
>>32895027
No, I'm just such an oldfag that iPods were barely in existence by the time I was a senior. Different frame of reference means I sometimes forget that even though a lot/nearly all schools have a no cellphone rule, it's not actually enforced like it was when they were first becoming popular.

>>32892287
>wah wah you know they'll never make any games this good ever again
>wah wah why couldn't they have made XY/ORAS/SM as good as USUM
>wah wah why weren't USUM on the Switch I already sold my 3DS for one because I gave up hope on Gen VII being good
Et cetera. /vp/ would always find a way to complain.

>>32892131
That's pretty weird but thanks for the cool art

>>32892162
>>32892306
Same. I'm not into any of the weirdness, but it makes this board that much more interesting, even if it's in a "can't look away from the trainwreck" way

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>>32892103
Think this through, anon. Do you see this sort of vile hatred for Pokemon's anywhere else other than vp? Furthermore, do you see any other website as superfluously passionate about Pokemon other than Reddit? Now imagine deleting it. wouldn't that just cause the years of sludge and autism that vp has harbored to spill into the world; corrupting every corner and crevis until there is nothing left? My point is, although this place is evil, it's a necessary evil. Not only to keep us miscreants occupied but to keep the world safe.