Showderp: Doorknob Edition

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597180952

>>32890984
Who is we?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597185431

new team

the pokemon rhyperior with the item choice specs

hoge

Cum Erupts

the pokemon magnezone with the item choice band

eviolite sneasel

James Ellsworth

i truly dont think any other champs get as many opponents like that desu......... always 2 every time i champ

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597188406

where is everyone

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597189378

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597191780

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597192749

>thunder 15 times with no paralyze
>get thunderbolted once, become paralyzed and it procs
rly make you think

also got my #2 assblasted opponent already so its truly time for a new champ

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ded

Me? ._>`

m snake (Milotic) (F) @ Metronome
Ability: Marvel Scale
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Magic Coat
- Mimic
- Mist
- Mud-Slap

free picc

another free picc

scyther

>>32891409
Steely dan
Skarmory
weak armor
skillswap
brave bird
roost
steel wing

another another free picc

make one free pic comedy gold pls :)

>>32891422
>>32891413
Your team was rejected for the following reasons:

- m snake (Milotic) can't learn Mist because it's incompatible with another move.
- m snake (Milotic) can't learn Mud-Slap because it's incompatible with another move.
- Steely dan (Skarmory) can't learn Skill Swap.

I'll give ya 3 minutes to edit your memes before I skipp'em

free picc in case of skipping

>>32891445
sorry meant guard swap for skarmory

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597202270

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597204153

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Thank you for being homosexual and cute!
New champ.
バイバイでーすー

i'll champ
if somebody's here

real maharaja

specs weedle

victreebel but with 4 of its egg moves

oricoro pau

band caterpie

free picc '_>`

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597210498

sorry for the delay

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597212448

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597213512

what an team

new team

i hate to be laughed at by elo hell

band throh

something with icicle crash

electrode with taunt

sd 3 attacks prinplup

>>32891590
Tarous

something perfect as you see, looser

BURAKKU BELTU (Infernape) (M) @ Expert Belt
Ability: Iron Fist
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fire Punch
- Close Combat
- Thunder Punch
- Earthquake

>>32891599
>cant learn sd
gay
just use any set you want then

>>32891599
skip this

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597218039

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597220205

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597222253

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597224327

new chambion

me or raticate

Donald clause Totodile

something with moxie

>>32891760
Bad Manners (Cosmoem) @ Eviolite
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD
Sassy Nature
- Splash
- Teleport
- Cosmic Power

z-diaper beam pyroar

Sablegeist (Gourgeist-Super) @ Leftovers
Ability: Frisk
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Skill Swap
- Leech Seed
- Protect
- Will-O-Wisp

drowzee

don't tell zarel (Malamar) (M) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Happy Hour
- Superpower
- Knock Off
- Psycho Cut

>>32891769
reminder z moves bypassing abilities isn't a zarel thing, it works on cart too

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597229397

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597229805

hopefully i got this donald clause right

>>32891787
donald clause from what i remember is if it gets a kill you get to evolve it. thats it.

post more cutes and comfs lil anons c:

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597235804

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597238833

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597242545

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597245184
new champ after this (yay for u)

new man of the hour with the power

Me or monkey paw

Mixed Tauros with ice beam.

oricorio pau

BOOM BOOM V2.5

MEME MACHINE (Pinsir) @ Pinsirite
Ability: Hyper Cutter
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Flail
- Storm Throw
- Feint
- Endure

>>32891765
this

Serperior named after your favorite flower!

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597251256

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597257395

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597259085

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597261711

New champ

fuck cuteposters

>>32892165
word

>>32892168
>>32892165
triggered
you can't stop the cute

>>32892165
dropping my first word of the day on this post

>>32892156
me

Limp Bizkit (Registeel) @ Chesto Berry
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Rollout
- Defense Curl
- Amnesia
- Rest

mega manectric or mystic water araquarnid

exegcute named deez nuts xDD

>>32891765

i don't fucking care use anything

>>32892186
stop suggesting this

p.s. use rhyperior

eggulai

>>32892192
no i have to see it be used
last champ had the chance but they sacced it

>>32892196
:3

>>32892204
;D

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597269272

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597274146

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597275741

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597279696

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597282100

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new champ im gonna play with my rikku

meeeee

alola raticate

>>32892458
rhyperior of your choice

choose your product
made in kanto (Muk) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Poison Touch
EVs: 216 HP / 252 Atk / 40 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Curse
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Gunk Shot

or/and

made in unova (Garbodor) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Stench
EVs: 216 HP / 252 Atk / 40 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Curse
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Gunk Shot

roleplay drought ninetales

>>32892458
decidueye called nu-male

gaston

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597291088

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597297034
this time i will win

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597299164

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597300545

new teamu

Wigglytuff @ Leftovers
Ability: Competitive
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Work Up
- Hyper Voice
- Dazzling Gleam
- Fire Blast

SubPunch Heracross-Mega

Salamence @ Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpD / 4 Spe
Careful Nature
- Rest
- Fly
- Dragon Dance
- Iron Defense

real maharaja

a meme

Greninja w/ Protean and Gunk Shot

Baby (Dedenne) (F) @ Aguav Berry
Ability: Cheek Pouch
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Attract
- Charm
- Nuzzle
- Play Rough

name her after your favorite candy <3

special landorus

Kommo-o @ Leftovers
Ability: Overcoat
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Sky Uppercut
- Dragon Claw
- Poison Jab

hellfrog

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597307097

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597310853

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>>32890984
Has Killer Queen already touched the doorknob?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597314051

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597314051

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597317658

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597320410
new champ after this

new champ

me or

Tapu Bulu with Substitute, Wood Hammer, and Grassium Z named Leafsbian

sun mothe (Volcarona) @ Charti Berry
Ability: Flame Body
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Quiver Dance
- Fiery Dance
- Bug Buzz
- Giga Drain

cheeky rat

hoge

BANDED ADAMANT KARTANA

Monkey paw

gastrodon

>>32892863
Yes. Button switch sound

Elo Hell (Wobbuffet) (F) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Telepathy
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD
Calm Nature
- Counter
- Mirror Coat
- Encore
- Destiny Bond

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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597327057

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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597327642

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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597330377

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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597332957

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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597334893

:^)

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new champ because everything will be a disappointment after http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7ou-597334893

`_>`
gg

give mons
or quizmaster

Hoopa-U with Gunk Shot and Choice Scarf

Terrain Extender (Camerupt) @ Cameruptite
Ability: Solid Rock
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Earth Power
- Fire Blast
- Nature Power
- Hidden Power [Ice]

resttalk curselax with last resort

Bananalord

boom boom v2

Reckless Emboar named Recoil God

quizmaster

>>32893277
>none: tri attack
>grassy terrain: energy ball
>electric terrain: thunderbolt
>misty terrain: moonblast
>psychic terrain: psychic

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597342854

>>32893318
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597351597

hellfrog

>>32893436
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597354779

>>32893475
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597357830

>>32893523
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597360473

new AG memes

Memetillery (Octillery) @ Leftovers
Ability: Moody
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD
Calm Nature
- Protect
- Substitute
- Soak
- Energy Ball

If ODD
RUISE CRUISE (Zoroark) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Illusion
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Night Slash
- Sucker Punch
- Swagger
- Swords Dance
IF even but not 8
Snips
If 8
Acupressure shuckle

Garfield (Mewtwo) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 HP / 160 Def / 96 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Barrier
- Calm Mind
- move
- Rest

>>32893627
Fug

>>32893627
fug

wew2 (Mewtwo) @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Recycle
- Recover
- Metronome
- Double Team

>>32893627
Gliscor @ Flyinium Z
Ability: Hyper Cutter
EVs: 80 HP / 252 Atk / 176 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Tailwind
- Night Slash
- Earthquake
- Swords Dance

>>32893627
Doubleteam/Guillotine/baton pass/substitute gliscor with toxic orb

>>32893627
fig
>>32893628
>>32893632
>>32893633
>>32893634
>>32893635
>>32893637
figs
remember repeatmons are allowed in AG

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-597367112

>>32893655
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-597370437

>>32893713
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-597374380

>>32893771
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-597378096

>>32893831
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-597383831

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>>32890984
I want to succ this nippon daddy's doorknob.

new supreme gentleman

me or elekid

MORE AG
Also me

or
M´lady (Murkrow) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 248 HP / 172 Def / 88 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Perish Song
- Defog
- Mean Look
- Double Team/pluck

If AG, penis doragon
If OU, Starmie with LO and Analytic

>>32894038
Bad Manners (Cosmoem) @ Eviolite
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD
Sassy Nature
- Splash
- Teleport
- Cosmic Power

>>32894038
A vivillon with powder

Karaokee (Meloetta) @ Kee Berry
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psyshock / Psychic / Shadow Ball
- Snore
- Calm Mind
- Rest

>>32894042
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDniggersDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
infernape

>>32894040
remove defog if Ou

>>32894059
ur cute

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597392244

>>32894055
AHAHAHAHA NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hellfrog

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597397087

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597399470

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597400640

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597402332

>>32894150
que

>>32894150
forgot to make the format hellfrog you dip

fucking new champ

Me or

FUN FUN FUN FUN (Durant) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Truant
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Entrainment
- Toxic
- Thunder Wave
- Rest

Scolipede-Sky (Ninjask) (M) @ Groundium Z / Power Herb
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 80 HP / 252 Atk / 176 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Aerial Ace
- Leech Life
- Dig
- Swords Dance

It outspeeds Ash Greninja which sits at base 132 (which may run Water Shuriken anyway).

Also now you can take some EVs from its HP and put them on Speed to outspeed the new added 135 base Speed megas.

Scolipede-Sky (Ninjask) (M) @ Groundium Z / Power Herb
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 56 HP / 252 Atk / 200 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Aerial Ace
- Leech Life
- Dig
- Swords Dance

mega houndoom

shed skin ass vest scrafty

>>32894281
Any three-stage line as donnel. A megastone/z-crystal/a similar powerup is an additional, fourth step.

>>32894281
breloom

citizen kicks

AOP Kartana

>>32894282
>>32894283
>>32894284
>>32894285
>>32894286
>>32894287
good team right here

>>32894282
you do know ninjask has piss poor balk which means it can't survive a priority move
why are you giving it HP EVs

>>32894285
Remind me, must donnel keep its moves?

>>32894329
Let's say no.

>>32894329
no

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>>32894309
because it can bulk uninvested hits from passive mons and set up at least 1 dance and further speed evs are redundant?
and jolly one doesn't hit as hard as required, it's up to the opp thinking it runs max speed and can remove a mega zam or sceptile or beedrill

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597408065

choking hazard

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>>32894347
>61/45/50
>surviving anything that isnt a passive resist

And besides, i'd think you would want to have all 460 speed points to outspeed certain scarf users from the getgo

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597410958

ignore that

>>32894424
>forfeiting
impeaching this nigger
give mons

EnflamedAnus: I thought it outspeeded shuriken

>>32894393
>AGAIN needing redundant speed when you can just invest to outspeed the only needed one
>switching on scarf for no reason
>jolly so that it can't remove a mere hoppip
wtf i love 252/252 spreads now

ash-greninja with shuriken only named ninjask outspeeds

>>32894449
requesting ash-greninja teleporting behind a sluggish ninjask

houndoom-mega with dark pulse and HP dark

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597414484

scarf jolly ninjask to outspeed scarf electrode

>>32894456
>AGAIN needing redundant speed when you can just invest to outspeed the only needed one
Again I point out that 61/45/50 on a Bug/Flying type is Z-minus tier bulk. There's nothing to lean on so you may as well go maximal speed anyways and outspeed everything

>switching on scarf for no reason
>what is revenge killing

>jolly so that it can't remove a mere hoppip

252+ Atk Ninjask X-Scissor vs. 252 HP / 88+ Def Ferrothorn: 76-90 (21.5 - 25.5%) -- possible 5HKO after Leftovers recovery

Or, gain a whopping 54 speed points with 252/252 Jolly

252 Atk Ninjask X-Scissor vs. 252 HP / 88+ Def Ferrothorn: 69-82 (19.6 - 23.2%) -- possible 6HKO after Leftovers recovery

You'd only skimp out on speed if theres actual bulk to lean on while you boost, which is why several Dragon Dance Pokemon have bulky variants

whatever happened to LC guy?

>>32894546
he died

>>32894546
he died

>>32894546
hellfrog consumed his soul

>>32894533
>implying jolly revenge kills everything when it can do more battle wise than being only focused on outspeeding mega zam or scarf lele that doesn't even get one shot for example
i'd rather remove koko and the likes
still don't understand what part of it's an adamant set that only needs that speed to be faster than other specific speed tier mons, which is done with those speed evs
if i wanted to oustpeed every single mon without being able to scratch it i'd have made a jolly one

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597419609

>>32894533
>>32894456
not to play devils advocate here but 460 speed does let you outpace and pick off some relevant mons like scarf excadrill, mega manectric, and +1 porygon-z
at least leave the nature up to chimp to decide

>>32894591
You COULD run Adamant and nab some extra damage and still be fine for the most part. Just pointing out that sapping too much away from speed can only hurt it, since thats all it has now

>>32894533
who let deloruse out of his cage

>Deloruse: i wish roxle died like slarty lol
me too lol

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597422853

>>32894611
>scarf excadrill
>in the current year and gen
mega mane is already slower, it's not a base 145 tho
>>32894625
>his
you'd be surprised ;^)c
i'm actually not him

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597424525

>>32894670
http://www.smogon.com/stats/2017-05/moveset/gen7ou-0.txt
scarf is the #1 item on excadrill

>mega mane is already slower
adamant 176 spe ninjask hits 400 speed. m-manectric hits 405 speed.
so youre a massive autist and also retarded? good to know

>>32894691
read again >>32894282

are you?

>>32894719
my b, merely didnt see the bottom part
my fact-based excadrill statement still stands

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597427273

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-597432955
CHECKED

Also AG next, get me those picks

New AG team
Would like to see DICKS

Jynx with Icium Z and Blizzard named Nigzzard

this is what you get for being under the influence
ニヤリ。。。 (Dewott) (M) @ Fightinium Z
Ability: Torrent
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Detect
- Razor Shell
- X-Scissor
- Swords Dance

use this for three battles and then use Buzzar
if you forget to change i will yell at you
if OU just use buzzar

Verlisify (Blissey) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Blizzard
- Focus Blast
- Fire Blast
- Hyper Beam

deathgrip (Gliscor) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 72 SpD / 56 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Guillotine
- Substitute
- Baton Pass
- Double Team

meme mirror (Bronzor) @ Eviolite
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 84 Def / 172 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psywave
- Heal Block / Toxic / Secret Power / Double Team
- Sleep Talk
- Rest

or

meme mirror (Bronzor) @ Eviolite
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psywave
- Heal Block / Toxic / Secret Power/ Double Team
- Sleep Talk
- Rest

Do at least two battles with Heal Block.

if same champ
greninja killer (Ninjask) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Spe / 4 SpA
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hidden Power Dark
- Bug Buzz
- Protect
- Silver Wind

free pick if new

le 200 turns loli

S-TIER BAYBEE (Groudon) @ Red Orb
Ability: Drought
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpA
Naughty Nature
- Incinerate
- Bulldoze
- Ancient Power
- Dynamic Punch

>>32894902
shadow tag gothitelle

>>32894902
Donnel Zygarde (10% -> 50% -> Power Construct)

A REMINDER OF DONNEL RULES:
1. The movesets should, but don't have to be, as similar to each other between the stages as possible.
2. A donnel mon will evolve only once per battle, no matter how many kills it gets.
3. If you don't evolve the mon between battles when you're eligible to do so, that evolution is forfeited.

>>32894903
>>32894904
>>32894905
>>32894906
>>32894907
>>32894908
no dicks :(

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>>32894902
Delivered.

>>32894917
girls only

>>32894917
build that team you nigger

>>32894906
Thank you deathgrip anon
you give me a reason to live

>>32894924

AHAHAHAHA NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>32894924
no

>>32894927
my darkest secret... and my darkest pleasure...

>>32894908
>no mudslap
it's shit

>>32894937
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-597438714

>>32894908
>we will never have ash-ninjask

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-597440074

>>32894945
who is we?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-597440673

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-597445068

*smacks lip*

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-597447897

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-597450135

New AG team

Bluff Byrd (Yveltal) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Dark Aura
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Snarl
- Oblivion Wing
- Dark Pulse
- Knock Off

Smeargle @ Focus Sash
Ability: Moody
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Mind Reader
- Spore
- Spider Web
- Sheer Cold

mega mewtwo x

something shitty

Minimize Blissey

Ray

>>32895162
>>32895167
imo

>>32895182
that means we have 5 suggestions

basculin

>>32895182
>>32895187
>sheer cold moody smeargle is shitty
>fuse so you can use my epic shitfish xDD

>>32895185
who is we?

>>32895197
Fuck off Roxle.

>>32895197
is this loss?

>>32895197
stop this dumb meme

>>32895197
responding to an epic post

>>32895197
Anon: I really, really like this post.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-597454620
3 forfeits later...

>>32895197
include me in the screencap

>>32895197
You know what? I think this can go places.

>>32895197
paying my respects

>>32895197
this is really witty

>>32895197
dropping a WORD on this post

>>32895197
MODS

>>32895197
this post is better than the battles
champ give it up

>>32895197
the only reason /vp/ isnt deleted yet

>>32895197
this is why i love showderp omg

>>32895197
diaper beam lol

>>32895197
literally me(we)

>>32895197
thank you roxle
thank you

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-597457630

>>32895197
can't believe this is still up

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-597458478

>>32895197
printing out this post and framing it on my wall

>>32895197
>we'll never have another post like this

>>32895328
>>32895328
>>32895328
new

>>32895197
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little "who is we?" post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” "who is we?" post, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan and Pokemon Showdown posting "who is we?". Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic "who is we?" NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “who is we?” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.