Pokemon Crimes

>specially oriented rock type with little gems on its body
>doesn't get power gem
>but a crystal meth jellyfish does

>>32890457
>heliolisk
>a fucking solar panel lizard
>no solar beam

>>32890457
>rapidash
>a horse with flames on its legs
>no blaze kick
>riolu learns it though

>>32890457
>>32890506
Right here is why Gen 6 is the worst gen

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>any pokemon that loses speed upon evolving

>>32890527
Are you still as fast and hyperactive as when you were four, anon?

Not saying the Incineroar case is a good thing, but it does make sense that you trade speed and agility upon age for power, wisdom, size, etc.

>>32890576
Most of the time, the Pokemon lose speed but don't gain enough in return. and it makes them worse

>>32890513
>Also doesn't learn High Horsepower
At least it gets Drill Run. Can't say the same for Zebstrika, though...

>>32890463
Those are not gems. Ice crystals. They even freeze you in amie

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>>32890457
I want to cum inside Aurorus

>>32890622
How come Corsola, Nosepass and Minior get it?

>>32890576
>Are you still as fast and hyperactive as when you were four, anon?

Hyperactive? No. Faster? You bet your bottom dollar I am. You would be too if you actually picked up a sport.

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I've been waiting 13 years for an explanation

>>32890636
Sauce? I need it for research purposes. Yeah, that's it. Research.

>>32892072
GF thinks kids nowadays are pussies
There

>Typhlosion
>volcano Pokemon
>desperately needs special coverage moves
>still no way to learn Earth Power

>Meganium
>is possibly the most forgotten starter ever, desperately needs love
>hidden ability is leaf guard, when it doesn't have leaves and the perfect ability flower veil exists

>Nidoqueen
>intentionally designed to be the defensive counterpart of Nidoking
>dex entries repeatedly talk about how it has scales that protect it from damage
>hidden ability is sheer force, not multiscale

>Weezing
>doesn't learn poison gas

>Hypno
>doesn't learn dream eater by levelup

>Starmie
>doesn't have water shuriken despite being a living water shuriken, and is even a special move now
>doesn't have regenerator despite being a PSYCHIC STARFISH that regrows its body parts

>Skarmory
>has weak armor, despite its entire concept being an armored bird known with good defenses

>Ludicolo
>doesn't get teeter dance

>Rampardos and Bastiodon
>don't have rock head and solid rock

>Tangrowth
>doesn't have tangling hair

>Gothitelle
>no cosmic power

>Delphox
>can't learn thunderbolt, energy ball, focus blast etc. despite being a mage

>Heliolisk
>cannot learn solarbeam
>or morning sun
>or even sunny day

>Gourgeist
>wanders town streets on new moons and sings songs that curse people
>doesn't learn perish song

And last but not least:
>Lumineon
>a light-up fish whose only standout power is that it glows
>cannot learn
>dazzling gleam
>moonlight/morning sun
>light screen/reflect
>spotlight
>flash
>and doesn't have dazzling, nor illuminate

>>32892468
You forgot that Lumineon doesn't have access to Quiver Dance

Bisharp not having zen headbutt nor more dark type moves like brutal swing