How would you get out of a situation like this?

Stop, drop, and roll?

>>32890151
He just keeps hosing you with fire on the ground while you roll. You died. Bad end.

>>32890145
That's one unfaithful Tepig.

>>32890145
step 1: stop farting

>>32890181
Fuck off Yoshizilla.

Literally cucking kill myself irl desu senpai imho

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>>32890239
What.

>>32890145
lick her butt to put out the fire w my spit, then keep licking until i make her pussy cum

then stick my cock in and give it to her doggie then pump her full of my mancream

>>32890145
Dunno about OP, but I usually get out of situations like this by closing the Deviantart tab.

>>32890145
Send out Lapras. Lapras uses surf to soak me and faint the asshole Tepig. I hopefully escape with only minor burns and a need for new pants.

>>32890145
>water gun