Would you get electrocuted if you had sex with a pikachu?

>>32888750
if it can't control itself, wants to tell you that you hurt it or it wants to shock you for pleasure then yes

>>32888750
only if you wanted to

>>32888981
Good. Now do it with Goodra for shitposting purposes only.

>>32888750

No. mating with Pikachu won't do that.

>>32888750
Yes because if you had sex with pikachu it would be rape

>>32888750
If you have sex with a Pikachu? probably not, but if you rape a Pikachu, I'm sure that you'll be electrocuted...

Just don't teach your Pikachu Electro Ball and you'll be fine.

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>>32888750
>Would a Pokemon that literally electrocutes its opponents to defend itself also electrocute you if you try to violate it?
Gee anon, I don't know, why don't we find out and have you serve as the guinea pig for this experiment.

>>32888750
It would most likely have to be really good sex.
So no. No one here would die.

>>32889059
>>32889372
>le all sex is rape meme
I want tumblr to leave

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yeah, but not by pikachu

>>32888756
>shock you for pleasure
thatsmyfetish.jpg

>>32888750
Neck yourself.

>>32891662
bestiality is rape by legal definition you fucking moron

>>32891662
>something that can't and even if it could probably wouldn't consent to sex
>it's not rape if I fuck it against it's will
I want bestiality autists to leave and stop using cop outs like tumblr

>>32892060
Depends on where you live. In some places, it's legal. In others, you'll be charged with animal abuse, but not sexual assault.
Don't ask why I know this.

I swear to God, threads like these are the reason why our board is dying. We gotta ban all the autists, please

>>32892079
>probably wouldn't
So you're saying even if it did consent, no matter how unlikely that is, it would still be rape?
That's a pretty tumblr thing to say.

>>32892313
no
if you can somehow get an animal to consent, then you're more than welcome to fuck it
but good luck being able to do that
now fuck off autismo, and come up with an argument that isn't "lol XD tumblr"

>>32888750
Probably. You should practice getting shocked by sticking a fork into an electric socket so when Pikachu shocks you, you can keep going.

>>32892060

Pokémon are not animals

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>>32892324

Pikachu is not mouse.
It's a mouse Pokémon.
Fun fact: Pokémon are not animals.

>>32888750
>electrocute
>electricity + execute
>shocked to death
I hope so.

>>32892060
but is it rape in reality tho

Only if you tried to bugger his little red cheeks in which case you deserve it because that's not how you do that.

>>32889372
>tfw will never be violated by a pikachu