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Alright let's play a quick game Pokemon Mad Libs.
First give me a name of a Pokemon.
Hydreigon
Mad Libs is basically fill in the blanks in case you don't know
>>32887316
Ok another pokemon
Zigzagoon
Jackie Chan
>>32887316
>>32887374
>>32887378
Ok pick one of these pokemon
Nevermind give me a type
Smug Natu
>>32887396
Psychic
>>32887413
Ok give me another pokemon
Mew
Give me a verb
>>32887443
fug
>>32887443
Jump
Need a number
>>32887451
This 5
>>32887457
boo
Gib me a Noun
>>32887457
420
>>32887462
Chair
Another verb
>>32887486
Hit
Ok last adjective
spanish
>>32887502
big (UUUU)
>>32887502
Draconian
Well shit this was what we got.
Hey, you! I'm professor oak, and I'm just the person you're looking for, if you want to be a Pokémon trainer! First, you need to choose a starter Pokemon. You can choose from Hydreigon, Zigzagoon and Jackie Chan. You want Jackie Chan, you say? It's a Psychic type Pokémon. Here are your poke-balls and here is Jackie Chan's poke-ball! Now, to catch a Pokémon, like Mew, you need to battle it and then Fug a poke-ball at it. You can have up to 5 Pokemon with you at a time, and the rest of your Pokémon will come to me in my lab. If you want to switch out one of your Pokémon with one here, call me on your Chair and I'll deliver it right away! To get into the Pokemon league, you need all 420 gym badges. To get a gym badge, you need to Hit a gym leader. If you win the Pokemon league, you become the greatest Spanish Pokemon trainer ever!!!
>>32887525
Lol
Got any more?
>>32887537
Yeah sure give me a Name
>>32887525
You're fuckin Gay.
>>32887525
>To get a gym badge, you need to Hit a gym leader.
Being a gym leader just became the shittiest job ever.
>>32887540
You know I am gay
Give me a Location
>>32887563
ur mom's basement
Give me a name
>>32887563
4 what?
>>32887600
Debbie
Give me a pokemon
landorus-therian
Give me a Adjective
>>32887661
Actually an adverb ending with __ly
Deadly
Give me a pokemon
dunsparce
Give me an adjective
sparse
autistic
>>32887704
that's not an adverb you dunce
Gib me Verb
niggering
Give me a pokemon
Lance
>>32887788
That's not a Pokemon silly, I need a pokemon
>>32887792
Keldeo
Durant
Give me a pokemon move
>>32887825
tail glow
Ok last adjective
>>32887846
suicidal
Disgusted
At this shit is terrible but here we go.
You’re Gay from the region of Ur Mom’s Basement! You’ve finally became a Pokemon Trainer! And ods course, the wonderful Professor Debbie has finally given (You) your first Pokemon it’s a Landorous-Therian …Oh well. Things could be worse right?
…At least that’s what you tell yourself as you walk along the first route. But as you Deadly walk, a wild Dunsparce appears! Oh boy! Your first battle! You feel so autistic that you could nigger a Keldeo! …And of course the Dunsparce completely wipes out you and your Landorous_Therian out with a well-aimed Tail Glow. Your adventure is off to a suicidal start.
>>32887862
still kek'd, thanks anon
>>32887862
>the wonderful Professor Debbie has finally given (You) your first Pokemon
lmao