What would /vp/ be like if Pokémon were real?

The same. A bunch of furries

The good news is, a lot of us are no longer virgins.
The bad news is, a lot of us are no longer virgins.

>>32878364
I don't want you to be right.
But you're right.

Non-existent. 95% of the world population would have been killed by a Ghost- or Dark-type Pokemon.

>>32878351
My fucking faggot lilipup

>>32878434
snubble*

>>32878364
Animals don't count Anon. If they did I wouldn't be a virgin.

>>32878440
pokephilia = bestiality

/b/ but furry.

>>32878351
/vp/ would be a red board and there would be a lot of greentext stories of pokemon fugging

>>32878351
Wouldn't exist for incredibly obvious reasons.
Pokemon discussion would happen in /an/ (which would be a far larger board than it is now) and sometimes /x/, /his/ and /g/, and trainers themselves would probably frequent /out/.
I mean, I'm sure that all the boards would have infrequent stealth Pokemon threads, and you might see a rare Pokephilia thread on /b/ or /trash/ before the mods delete it and call in a party van, but aside from that those would be the main boards for such discussion.

>>32878351
It'd still be people who want to fuck Pokemon.

>>32881250
That with the assumption Pokemon is real from the beginning of time, isn't it? I thought OP asked for something like what happened in Digimon, with them monsters suddenly popping out.

Then again, that would lead to world-wide chaos, and is NOT a pretty picture no matter how you look at it.

>>32878440
Pokémon are not animals.

>>32878351
>/an/ is now /pn/ and has more traffic
>/asp/ would have the Pokemon league
>Most of /vp/ just caught their waifu or bromon and gave up
>/vp/ would have been like /fur/

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/an/ wouldn't exist, but /pk/ would exist instead

/trv/ would be one of the most visited board

>>32878351

It probably wouldn't even ever.

10 year olds would be snatched up by old neckbeards with salamence

>>32878351
This board would become some kind of animal care forum

>>32883038
>how do I fuck my serperior?
>animal care

>>32878351
/an/.

>>32881250
Genwars would go in /bant/