how can these fat fucks create such qts ?

mohn got warped somewhere and is living off of lsd beans
birch probably just got lazy

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>>32873809
Well, May definitely isn't a qt. However, Lillie was forced to endure the suffering inflicted by her Mom as a result of Mohn never returning to his family and being under Nihilego's influence. By learning how to cope with her family issues, Lillie became more beautiful not only on the outside but on the inside as well.

>>32873855
I always thought Birch might just be a big guy (yes yes I know UUUU). I never thought of him as fat, but just that some people are larger than others. He shown that he does research out in the field so he can't be that lazy.

>>32873864
i don't meme thanks

>>32873860
Wow. And I thought I'd never reach my "this post makes me vomit" quota. Thank you for taking the time to do that.

Obesity isn't genetic.

>>32873892
There's a Lilliefag shitposters spamming his crap everywhere right now.

Birch isn't fat. That's supportive muscle.

>how do Americans reproduce offspring

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>>32873809
>birch
>May's father
he's also just a wider person inherently, probably pretty muscular

>>32873809
being fat isn't genetic you gay retard

>>32873809
That's how it works irl though. As long as the mom is skinny, I mean. If both parents are fat the girl is a goner.

Fatness isn't genetic, it's memetic.

>>32874434
>>32874579
This. Obesity "runs in my family," but I'm thin because I don't own a car.

Birch is not May's real father.
His wife cheated on him with everybody.

>>32873860
>By learning how to cope with her family issues

How, forcing her random MC friend to endure her family issues for her?

That's not bloody enduring at all. The only time she stood up against her mom was also the time MC dragged her ass around.

>>32873809
They're thick, not fat. Learn the difference.

Birch isn't fat.
He's just thicc af.

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To be fair, May is the canon protagonist so she's actually Norman's cutie, but I get your point

https://twitter.com/Pokemon/status/836402341335166976

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>implying Birch isn't a hot piece of man meat

>>32875854
>canon protagonist
I thought GameFreak had none of that

>>32873809
I want to FUCK those fat fucks desu

>>32875854
May is Birch's daughter in all Pokemon media. Protag May is not canon.

>>32875913
Dude it's Incineroar lmao

>>32874585
Same here, all my siblings and my father are morbidly obese and eat a shitton and wonder why, meanwhile I'm a normal weight from simply making sure I eat a set 2k calories a day

>>32873864
Recently, Birch has been looking like Jontron to me

>>32875928
Good to know I might have options

I'm a fat fuck. If I had a daughter, would she be a qt?

>>32874359

By having sex.

Fun fact: May is from Japan.

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>>32875854

No and Zinnia doesn't have feeling for May.

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>>32873860
>May isn't a qt
stopped reading there

>>32873809
is Birch May's father though? In the anime it's not Birch, it's actually Brendan's dad.

>>32876095
>Brendan
what?

May is Norman's daughter

>>32877161
sorry but birch is may's father in both the anime and manga, and the male protag is always the canon route

>>32875987
If you get with an attractive woman, yes.

>>32875942
What. Norman is May's father in the anime, so no Birch is not May's father "in all media."

>>32877236
>birch is may's father in both the anime
No, he isn't. Norman is May's and Max's father in the anime.

>>32875854
>Dawn canon protagonist
haha no

Lucas with Torterra is

>>32875942
What >>32877274 said
>>32876025
Doesn't matter
>>32877236
No it isn't. Red, Ethan, Hilbert, and Calem are the canon male protagonists. May and Dawn are the canon female protagonists.
>Lucas with Torterra is
This is some bad bait. I mean, Torterra maybe, but no one gives a shit about Lucas, not even GameFreak Nintendo, hence the tweet from the Pokemon company.

>>32877497

>>32877376
The bottom one is at you, broski

>>32874372
Birch is cannonicaly May's father you faggot.
Norman is Brendan's father, they even look nearly the same if you compare the original art.

>>32873860

That's pretty gay, anon.

>>32879282
That would mean Brendan is the canon protagonist, which he isn't. The tweet some anon posted above confirms it, but even if that isn't enough, May is paler than Brendan. Considering Hoenn is a tropical region whereas Johto isn't, it would make sense that May is the one who moved from Johto and Brendan was there with Birch since he was born. You could also argue that May looks more like her Mom than Norman.

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No, Norman is May's dad.

>>32879494
That argument is retarded because Birch is pale as fuck too and he's apparently a hands-on type of researcher

>>32880318
Irrelevant. He's still tanner than May.

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>>32873809
I always saw Birch as a Smash Mouth kind of guy- not fat.

>>32873809

thay are hardly fat

>>32873809
norman is may's father

>>32875854
>https://twitter.com/Pokemon/status/836402341335166976
interesting, it's the closest we got to know who is "canon".
To me it looks right. I just always imagined Serena as the canon protagonist, but i'm ok with Calem as well,

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>>32876025
no, but steven has feelings for may

>>32877236
not lol

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>>32881289
Same here. First Generations and then that tweet. Not sure what they see in Calem, but at least Serena got a nice figure.

>>32873809
I don't know about birch because i don't remember who's canoncally May's dad, but consider that Mohn fucked Lusamine and the Lusamine alone raise them to be little perfect dolls, so there that

Now the real is question is Lusamine a chubby chaser?

>>32881396
True, Serena has a much better design, Calem is so bland.
they also forgot add bw2 and say who is canon between Rosa and Nate.

>>32881481
>is Lusamine a chubby chaser?
yes she is
she has a fetish

>>32881481
>is Lusamine a chubby chaser?
That depends; is Mohn already chubby before he went missing? Perhaps that chubbiness was acquired AFTER the incident?

>>32879282
The only canon protagonist is Red.

GameFreak will avoid making any other protagonists canon, which is why Red is the only protagonist to make an appearance outside their game.

>>32881289
>interesting, it's the closest we got to know who is "canon".
That's wrong.

GameFreak will never make any protagonist canon. Red doesn't even have a canon starter, they just gave him all three to avoid making any of the starter choices canon.

>>32881396
Serena is super cute <3

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>it's a /vp/ argues about canon episode
The only thing that matters is that the Kanto protagonist is a boy named Red and that the rival is named Blue. Everything else is left ambiguous on purpose, like with Norman mentioning his child (he doesn't explicitly state "daughter" or "son"), or how BW2 refuses to refer to the past protagonist with he/she pronouns or even mentioning their name unless you used the Memory Link, to avoid showing whether Hilda or Hilbert is the hero. BW1's mom also mistakes BW2's protagonist as her child before looking at them, and she's facing away, to prevent people from thinking BW1 and BW2's protagonists have to be the same gender.
The games also try to allude towards alternate universes lately, with BW and ORAS talking about how things could be slightly different had things gone differently, referencing the opposite versions, or how Zinnia mentions the non-Mega universe and Anabel's appearance in SM. There's also in-universe applications like the PSS and Festival Plaza, which allow people of different times or universes to communicate with one another.
If you really wanted to go there, you can even say Leaf is canon, but not in the universe we see in the recent games. After all, Pokemon you catch as her are transferable, and have the in-game description of "passing through time and space to meet you", which is accurate, since her Pokemon aren't from the universe you transferred to, where Red is the Kanto protagonist.

>>32876012
>Retarded fact: May is from Japan.
It's called Johto, dear. What's the point of this "thun thact" anyway?

>>32874042
Intelligence too

Oh wait

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>>32873809
Better question how do they get qt wives?

>>32876012
No, may is from Johto.
Quite different places...

>>32873809

Mohn probably wasn't fat before he disappeared, he got fat from being on an island with nothing but Poke Beans to eat.

Lillie and Gladion look more like him than they do Lusamine.

I thought the Mohn you meet in the Poke Pelago stuff is an alternate dimension Mohn, like how the Anabel you meet is an Alternate Dimension version of her.

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>>32881595
>that the rival is named Blue
Actually, his name is Green.

>>32884392
Only Green in Japan.

Pokemon Company International has a strict rule with changing his name to "Blue." Those who don't comply lose licensing rights, so they either agree or refuse and TPCi finds someone else.

>>32884592
Proof or it's bullshit.

>>32884600
Shogakukan Asia, the manga publisher for South East Asia said that it's a Pokemon Company International issue to why they can't have the rival's name as Green in the manga.

Viz staff also stated that it's a Pokemon Company issue when fans whined at their twitter for the questionable censorship and the name swapping for Green and Blue.

Panini Comics for the Spanish version of the manga also said that they were asked to change it to Blue when the almost final product was checked by their licencors (aka TPCi).

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>>32884643
Here's one of my conversations with Shogakukan Asia, who replies on Facebook if you send them a message.

I sent them this at the end of January.
But yes, it's a TPCi decision. They handle everything internationally, and they dictate that it's Blue internationally because most of the world are used to that.

>>32881396
Serena looks like a whore anda only waifufags qpuld like her, so i'm glad with Calem

>>32884687
*and
*would
Fuck phone

>>32884643
>>32884668
Pokemon Company seems really retarded.

This is almost as bad as censoring the character that's implied to be transexual with the help of modern medicine practices.

>>32881396
She fits better as the annoying and pathetic rival rather than being shilled by shallow weebs because of her design. Only males are canon protags.

why do manga fags always have to ruin the threads? should /vp/ mods just ban manga from being talked on? it's not canon and it just instakill threads.

>>32884756
>>32884687
Serena looks like blonde Leaf

>>32884668
interesting, they answer the fans or you asked it as a professional?

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>>32884687
>>32884696
>phonefag with shit taste
It checks out.

>>32881510
totally

fat fuck just sits around and munches on thos beans all day

>>32881310
Steven is gay for Wallace

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>>32877236
Birch may be her dad but Norman can be her daddy!

>>32885405
Yeah, in how shitty they are

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>>32885495
>not liking shit is shit taste