Welcome to showderp, where champ uses a team of six functions to fuck up the face of the OU ladder
>cards that could have been characters
dogars.ml
>the previous games were better
http://showderp.booru.org/
>>32868909
>>32873165
/me ahem
/me looks around
/me inhales
we
someone please claim and ill give you good mons and lots of kisses, promise
id go but ive already champed twice today so :/
>>32873165
Slarty
>>32873189
who is we?
>>32873189
excuse me
to whom are you referring when you use the word "we"?
>>32873203
*whomst
/me dabs
>>32873189
another Guality™ Post by Showdown! user: Roksle
ag btw
Wynaut with Telepathy
>>32873222
fug
im gonna blow everyone in this thread and only DUBS can stop me!
deathgrips gliscor from last thread
Lugia @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Multiscale
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Tailwind
- Aeroblast
- Psychic / Psyshock
- Hydro Pump / Thunderbolt
Hi guys i'm a tripfag please give me attention
Swirlixxx (Swirlix) @ Eviolite
Ability: Sweet Veil
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpA
Quiet Nature
- Attract
- Draining Kiss
- Play Rough
- Flash
double team meishao
>>32873226
*sucks ur dick*
>>32873226
check my dubs
Ebin Cade
>>32873233
>the attention fag saved us all
fuck you
>>32873226
i meant blow up, like explode
>>32873242
sure haha
sure
>>32873229
deathgrip (Gliscor) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 72 SpD / 56 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Guillotine
- Substitute
- Baton Pass
- Double Team
Got that covered, champ, I brought 'em
>>32873245
youre a cheeky one, anon >:T
>>32873248
how edgy
>>32873226
stop
haha guys, when I meant blow in my post, I actually meant succing everyone in this thread ;3c
btw did you guys have a good monday? youre always free to hit me up for a chat (but only if youre nice)
hi
>>32873222
how many minutes does it take to build 1 mon jesus
>>32873254
its a reference to the song "guillotine" by the death grips, released in 2011.
>>32873262
>>32873273
hi masuda
>>32873270
please be patient
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-596244614
reminder to /ignore papa johnsons
>>32873295
papa johnsons is actually doing this for attention. Stop it.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-596247237
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-596248833
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-596251132
when will Citizen Snips return?
>>32873471
when he is suggested
will it be you?
>>32873471
when you suggest her and I don't snipe you with whirly snips
>>32873471
Citizen Snips' true form
that was fun, new champ
drapion but without acupressure, knock off, rest, or sleep talk
or me
body of christ
poopybro
mega banette
Dragonite @ Expert Belt
Ability: Multiscale
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Hone Claws
- Hurricane
- Draco Meteor
- Stone Edge
If AG, benis doragon
if OU, Magearna w/ Shift Gear named Fairybot 3000
me or citizen snips
random set on dogars set
citizen snips (Drapion) @ Leftovers
Ability: Battle Armor
EVs: 248 HP / 96 Def / 108 SpD / 56 Spe
Impish Nature
- Acupressure
- Knock Off
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
>>32873529
>lefties
>on poison type
nigger
>>32873533
have fun losing to soak nerd
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596254335
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596255207
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596256679
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596257343
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596258384
champ wins by doing absolutely nothing
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596260030
new champ
me actually I have to go new champ
Me or a waifumon
Ditto @ Air Balloon
Ability: Imposter
EVs: 252 HP
- Transform
Swoobat @ Focus Sash
Ability: Simple
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Psyshock
- Heat Wave
- Air Cutter
gibe food (Liepard) (F) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Torment
- Encore
- Taunt
- Snatch
>>32873744
a waifumon
Chupi Chups
MITOSIS BOI (Reuniclus) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
- Acid Armor
- Recover
- Psyshock
- Focus Blast
blood totem
>>32873744
Lopunny named Literally My GF
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596263558
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596265170
>Masuda-san, why did you buff Dark types even more in Gen 7?
>haha idk
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596266708
new dazzling team
muscle wizard (Pangoro) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Iron Fist
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 HP / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Substitute
- Focus Punch
- Drain Punch
- Knock Off
your least favorite Pikachu clone or normal-z ditto
Gigaclaw (Gigalith) @ Quick Claw
Ability: Sturdy
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Iron Head
- Rock Blast
- Superpower
- Earthquake
Turtonator @ Leftovers
Ability: Shell Armor
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Flash Cannon
- Fire Blast
- Dragon Pulse
- Shell Trap
chad thundercock
>>32873872
Grenigger-Ass
>>32873882
>roar and choice band
bad meme
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596268514
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596269443
almost trips
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596270534
New gramp
can i
BLOOD TOTEM EX
mega mawile
Scrafty @ BrightPowder
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Substitute
- Focus Punch
- Knock Off
- Drain Punch
>>32874029
Gallade
hottoad
swellow
boom boom v2.5
>>32874041
explain
>>32874062
heatran
it looks like a toad and has a high internal temperature
>>32874067
4 u
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596273305
>>32874096
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596273888
>>32874114
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596274133
>>32874122
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596275871
>>32874178
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596277248
Say something nice to her.
>>32874215
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596277729
>when the opponent forfeits 4 games in a row
>>32874223
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596278037
new AG team
Slowbro-Mega @ Slowbronite
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 8 HP / 248 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Iron Defense
- Slack Off
- Scald
any doggo
giratina
James lol (Arbok) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Gunk Shot
- Aqua Tail
- Earthquake
- Sucker Punch
>>32874270
primal kyogre
cocks
>>32874273
>was about to suggest this
are you me?????
>>32874295
I am literally (you)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-596281428
heh..... i only need 1 mon to beat you..... kid....
>>32874297
holy shit...........
>>32874302
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-596281900
heh...... i only need 3 mons to beat you..... kid......
spoiler: champ will lose to this
>>32874302
I'm trying to get a solo off with every middle-stage mon that gets dragon dance
>>32874317
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-596282890
>>32874339
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-596283530
>>32874356
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-596285103
>>32874386
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-596288773
>>32874463
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-596290040
>>32874497
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-596291335
>>32874527
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-596292070
>>32874537
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-596293059
>>32874552
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-596294458
new champ
someone suggest big guy for him
i will do before dinner
>>32874615
Mega Banette
>>32874615
Nidoqueen named Mommy
a small guy if a bug guy hasn't already been suggested
>>32874615
Eviolite Sneasel
>>32874615
Cancer named daddy
shell smash z move omastar
here we go
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596299928
how lonely is he?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596301303
great team!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596302277
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596303526
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596304975
new champ
me chimp
greninja-konrad
>>32874667
z-happy hour greninja
chesnaught
a mon with z rain dance and a rain based ability
delphox
Incineroar
mega bee
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596310378
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596311656
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596311930
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596313610
when champ gets btfo by stall
Champ bailed. New champ.
haha i just got the joke from the OP because the one guy make that speech about how all characters are just functions and said something like if you liked to press triangle to jump around as Magneto, you should go ahead and try out Ultron and Captain Marvel, haha
>>32875043
What if my waifu self identifies as a constructor?
me for a while
Roserade
hoge
Hoge helper
Swirlixxx (Swirlix) (F) @ Eviolite
Ability: Sweet Veil
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpA
Quiet Nature
- Attract
- Draining Kiss
- Play Rough
- Flash
Blood Totem
Pudding (Audino) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Wish
- Calm Mind
- Hyper Voice
- Refresh
good team
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596335437
No one told me I get muted for pretending to report someone.
Fuck.
>>32875240
champ i'm watching but i'm muted.
I'd even challenge you.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596338732
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596340682
Champ is dead
Sorry I lost connection because of shitty internet. I'm writing this from my phone .
New champ
me champ ~( `_>´)~
swirlixxx
>>32875351
i give u an free pick
aromatisse
FUCK SPECIAL ATTACKS (Blissey) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Ice Beam
- Counter
- Mud Bomb
- Flamethrower
band sleep talk komala
cum (Delphox) @ Power Herb
Ability: Magician
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Solar Beam
- Blast Burn
- Psyshock
- Hidden Power [Ice]
cupkek if even
hero we need if odd
Eggulai
>>32875357
skip this or else ill skip you
>>32875374
ur freaking stupid
>>32875389
>:((((
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596346806
our team looks a bit gay
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596348977
almost won hehe
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596351082
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596354346
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596355333
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596357667
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596358187
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596359020
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596360655
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596363556
last one
I lied
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596365699
impeach
new champ
BLOOD TOTEM EX
Mixed Magearna with Shift Gear
(((lawsuit))) (Lunatone) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rock Polish
- Earth Power
- Power Gem
- Psyshock
where's the champ
is champ winning?
ded
>>32875895
a dead mon
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-596387566
geddin
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-596387566
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-596388222
sorry i have autism
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-596389942
now THIS is AG
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-596391032
ded af
new dudess
PillowPrincess (Meloetta) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
Happiness: 256
EVs: 184 Def / 56 SpA / 16 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rest
- Toxic
- Snore
- Calm Mind
OR
your favorite gym leaders signature pokemon with its ingame moveset
Pyukumuku @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 120 HP / 136 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Soak
- Toxic
- Protect
- Recover
hellfrog
Accordion bus
Suggestor here
Billy the Squid (Nihilego) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 176 SpA / 80 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Charge Beam
- Power Gem
- Sludge Wave
- coverage
EVA-01
Cradily @ Leftovers
Ability: Storm Drain
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Ancient Power
- Giga Drain
>>32876097
hellfrog
>>32876121
hoge
>>32876121
>>32876127
uncle hogert
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596397860
please be patient i have autism
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596404755
i love stall
>>32876064
these EVs are horrible useless, btw.
>>32876248
they are definitely not, wtf is wrong with you?
>>32876257
switch HP with SpD.
do some calcs.
>>32876269
i'm not doing calcs like some nerd
the pyuku works just fine
>>32876280
>doesnt run calcs
>just evs his mons randomly
you are the worst kind of subhuman
>>32876280
252+ SpA Mew Psychic vs. 120 HP / 252+ SpD Pyukumuku: 43-52 (29.6 - 35.8%) -- 34.9% chance to 3HKO
252+ SpA Mew Psychic vs. 252 HP / 120+ SpD Pyukumuku: 48-57 (29.6 - 35.1%) -- 10.3% chance to 3HKO
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596408807
shut fuck
>>32876289
>takes showderp THIS seriously
i bet you suggest specs weedle if champ loses once
>>32876280
>>32876297
look at people who do calcs for you. You're just objectively wrong
Please do not say 'bestgore'.
?_?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596413910
Reminder to /join showderp
and type "fuck mods"
bruh
new goy
>>32876446
also do this you get free smogon points
furret
184 days in a tomb
or me
warrior of light
days in hoenn
>>32876460
FUCK YOU
(Pyukumuku) @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 252 HP / 124 Def / 132 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Recover
- Toxic
- Soak
- Gastro Acid/Protect
>>32876460
you're mom
>>32876470
hey, FUCK YOU leatherman
BOOM BOOM V2.5
funsharp
>>32876470
fuck you (Ponyta) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Flame Body
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Spe
- Horn Drill
>>32876470
>>32876489
Sorry, actually this is assvest weedle
>>32876470
>>32876489
>>32876498
it actually is
FUCK YOU (Simipour) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Gluttony
Shiny: Yes
- Taunt
- Nasty Plot
according to dogars
>>32876503I don't think he meant to suggest something though
>>32876489
>>32876498
>>32876503
I'm pretty sure >>32876470 was insulting new champ
>>32876461
>>32876465
>>32876467
>>32876472
>>32876473
>>32876479
TEAM you newfriends
It was both a suggestion and an insult.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596421166
>>32876518
no it wasn't
>>32876523
http://www.strawpoll.me/13298624
>>32876523
Bitch I was the one who said it, who are you to try to say what I meant?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596423450
democracy has spoken
>>32876562
>using a poll to decide something that was already decided
>>32876566
yeah but democracy :/
>>32876562
nice oudated screenshot
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596427373
le summerfag meme
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596433562
i breack the stall
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596441134
new champ xD
ruu
tinted lens specs yanmega
Funsharp (Bisharp) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Mean Look
- Rest
- Spite
- Iron Defense
any doggo
Swearing Slug (Sliggoo) @ Eviolite
Ability: Sap Sipper
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Curse
- Outrage
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
Lucario with Expert Belt named "PM for Yiff"
feraligatr
weedle
FISTING ANUS (Pyukumuku) @ Fightinium Z
Ability: Innards Out
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
- Curse
- Counter
- Recover
- Tickle
GIGA NIGGA (Slaking) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Truant
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Giga Impact
- Retaliate
- Fire Punch
- Night Slash
>>32876908
actually if you do this one do choice band instead
>>32876918
actually if you do this make it rhyperior instead
>>32876938
actually if u do this make it specs weedle instead
>>32876908
actually if you do this do hellfrog instead
>>32876962
DONT POST IN THREAD UNTIL YOU FINISHED BUILDING
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596453375
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596456221
thanks for the shit team senpai
>>32877028
>imfuckingplying
You have three pretty good UU / BL2 Pokemon and a free pick, yet you have the audacity to say this team sucks.
>>32877028
>not a single shitmon except funsharp, which can still get some forfeits
jojo0807: I don't name unless specified otherwise
Reminder to /ignore papa johnsons
god what a shitshow this is amazing
>>32877079
hellfrog
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596462751
I'm peach
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596466814
jojo0807: I don't name the if there's no request to name them because some are autistically against names
>>32877188
stop champing anytime haha
>>32877128
hnnnnggg THICC
NEW TEAM
sunflora named GRAB YOUR CORN AND START SHUCKIN' AND KEKIN' KKona GRAB YOUR CORN AND START SHUCKIN' AND KEKIN' KKona GRAB YOUR CORN AND START SHUCKIN' AND KEKIN' KKona GRAB YOUR CORN AND START SHUCKIN' AND KEKIN' KKona
snips
unown with HP Ice and specs
it better have a fucking nickname
boi he boutta (Tyrantrum) (M) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Rock Head
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Earthquake
- Dragon Claw
- Head Smash
GRAB YOUR CORN AND START SHUCKIN' AND KEKIN' KKona GRAB YOUR CORN AND START SHUCKIN' AND KEKIN' KKona GRAB YOUR CORN AND START SHUCKIN' AND KEKIN' KKona GRAB YOUR CORN AND START SHUCKIN' AND KEKIN' KKona
diddle fiddle (Bastiodon) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Metal Burst
- Magic Coat
- Roar
depending on how you do with this i will judge you forever
if same champ, caterpie with sticky barb, snore only
if new champ, magearna
the pokemon shuckle with the item choice scarf
>>32877298
>>32877299
>>32877300
>>32877301
>>32877305
>>32877306
its okay champ, you can sweep with snips and dino
Hellfrog @ Hellfrog
Abililty:Hellfrog
EVs: 252 Hel / 4 LfR / 252 Ogg
Hellfrog Nature
- Hellfrog
- Hellfrog
- Hellfrog
- Hellfrog
>>32877326
OOps sorry meant to type rhyperior nature
>>32877329
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>32877326
re-fucking-ported you sick bastard enjoy your ban criminal scum
please don't nickname anything, I hate nicnames
>>32877326
why isnt the gender Hellfrog?
>>32877326
>2017
>still hellfroging
>>32877346
hellfrog is genderless duh
>>32877346
there are only 2 genders
>>32877343
GOD, I'm so glad someone else said it. I HATE nicknames, or DICKnames as I call them XDXD.
xd
>>32877353
hell and frog
fuck nicknames, just give them numbers.
if dubs champ is impeached
>>32877372
nice dubs nerd
aight
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-596477352
if dubs you check deez nuts XDDD
>>32877410
fresh bread