Is Professor Oak a real professor?

>>32870693
Yeah I saw him at the grocery store over the weekend.

>>32870722
what did he bought?

>>32870693
no
a pedophile?
yes

>>32870742
Moo Moo Milk
I assume it's to go with the Tapu Cocoa mix Sampson brought him when he visited.

>>32870742
I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Oak trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Ultra Balls in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the balls and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any Pokéinfetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each ball and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>32870770
you could say that to all pokemon professors

>>32870693

Does anyone have the scan of their Pokemon Stadium guide? There were some laffers in there, primarily "Never teach your Pokemon status moves, only use attack moves."

>>32870693

Yes, a Pokémon Professor.>>32870722
>>32870722

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