do Pokémon actually breed?

Probably don't.

File: 453435435.png (515KB, 1051x912px) Image search: [Google]

515KB, 1051x912px

>>32869433
They do, but it's probably like the Chao in Sonic Adventure.

They just do it in private without anyone noticing.
Also there are birds who need about 1 second for the whole act. They are very important.

>>32869433

compare with origanal please...

File: Gas_Pokémon.png (104KB, 480x313px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 480x313px

>>32869575
>>32869584

Different Pokémon come into existence by different ways.

Here's example of that.

>>32869673

original*

There are 2 theories
>Arceus grants the eggs to lovely couples, we know arceus is able to create eggs containing legendary pokemon so it's not weird to think he can do it with any species, considering he has 100000000 arms, being omniscient and literally god, he can deliver eggs everywhere
OR
>The "nobody has seen a pokemon laying an egg" is just a fairytale for kids (most MC aren't even 15) so they stop asking about muh weewee feels funny

The ockham's razor is obvious

File: contradict_-1.jpg (83KB, 470x689px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 470x689px

>>32869673
>>32869818

But Some Pokémon have been Canonically confirm to lay Eggs.

All Pokémon don't lay Eggs or even come from Eggs.

>>32869877
Meaning that the daycare man is outright lying to you because he doesnt want to ever have to start down the path of
>how did the Pokemon get the egg?
>how did...

So he just right from the starts says
>I HAVE NO IDEA ALRIGHT NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING

File: Sleep.png (74KB, 478x364px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 478x364px

>>32869818

Lore-wise and Canon-wise, Arceus is currently sleeping.

>>32869433
>Game freak haven't even consider adding anything sexual
>adds sexes in Gen II
>If we want to be even more precise, they put nidoran M/F in Gen I

File: Egg vs Birth-1.jpg (305KB, 465x1921px) Image search: [Google]

305KB, 465x1921px

>>32869888

Different Pokémon come into existence by different ways.

Mew Canonically give birth to Mewtwo and Arceus create Eggs of creation trio and lake guardians.

>>32869877
Well, maybe blissey is proven but not every other pokemon

>>32869921
I don't think gave birth to is supposed to be literal.

>>32869921
>>32869990
Maybe consider the fact that Blissey's eggs are just a food or restorative thing. It's not proven that the eggs it carries and uses are the same that hatch other Happinys/Chanseys.

Also, it's a fucking game and lore was never well thought-out nor a priority to the developers. So just make up your own headcanon and be happy with it.

>>32870007
The Pokémon Anime movie is non-canon.

>>32869877
>>32869900
I see you misunderstood me, obviously the logic answer is that daycare people and most adults in general lie about eggs, because our MC is a kid.
We all had pets when we were young, did your parents explain you what was the dog doing with your foot or how did you get a new sibling..m or they just said "it's a miracle/ magic/ don't ask about it/ you will understand in the future"?

File: Grimer.png (104KB, 480x322px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 480x322px

>>32869990

Yeah, All Pokémon don't come from eggs anyway.

>>32870072
Doesn't mean that gave birth to has to be the literal interpretation.

File: Froslass.png (99KB, 480x366px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 480x366px

>>32870081
I see and some Pokémon don't even come from eggs.

>>32869877
>eggs filled with happiness that people eat
>>32870084
>Moons X-rays

Lies, apocrypha, written by literal children, blah blah blah. Pokedex entries should not be considered factual in any way.

>>32870084
>moon's x-rays
w-what?

File: WTF an Contradict_-1.jpg (226KB, 500x1713px) Image search: [Google]

226KB, 500x1713px

>>32870100

Nah.

>>32870111
>>32870117
You're replying to Richard, one of the most autistic people on this board. The best thing to do is ignore his stupidity.

>>32869433
There are trainers called Pokemon Breeders. So, yes. Pokemon breed.

File: RotomPokédex_(1).png (121KB, 391x224px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 391x224px

>>32870111
But everything in the Pokédex is fact.
Read this image please.

>>32869433

It's never said that they don't. In fact, a few Pokedex entries mention mating habits.

It's just that no one knows where the eggs actually come from, since no one's ever seen a Pokemon lay one.

How they're made is obvious, it's where they come from that's a mystery.

>>32870134
>>32870148

Oh yeah.

>>32869677
Aren't Haunters also gases?

>>32870104
>legends say

File: Gas_Pokémon_.png (98KB, 480x349px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 480x349px

>>32870228

It's classied as "Gas Pokémon"

>>32869900
Arceus is fucking lazy

File: Froslass_entry.png (423KB, 480x854px) Image search: [Google]

423KB, 480x854px

>>32870252
The legend is true.

>>32870348

Creating an Universe take a lot energy out of an person.

File: lugcry.png (6KB, 390x470px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 390x470px

>>32869818
>muh weewee feels funny

>>32870228
So when Ghastly is made from gases, and haunter is gas then ???

>>32870135

Like the psychic kid that became a Kadabra?