Salazzle Thread

No.

>>32860119
Loved mine so much that I bred a 5-IV one for my poison monotype team!

>>32860161

I would release it an use a male Salandit because I'm not a degenerate who wants to screw a cartoon sex lizard.

I just bred a 6 IV one accidentally while trying to breed a male salandit for my poison monoteam.

Salandit was my favorite Pokemon shown pre-release and I had such high hopes for a cool evolution then it turned out to be female only evolution. And it was a dumb sexy lizard at that.

>>32860245
>I'm not a degenerate who wants to screw a cartoon sex lizard.
>And it was a dumb sexy lizard at that.
you do realize you just called salazzle sexy?

>>32860255
It was autocorrect. Im not degenerate.

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>Salazzle and Toxapex switch abilities
>both move up a tier

>>32860453
>toxapex without regenerator

>>32860119
I would dress her up in a cute costume and TOTALLY PRANK SOME STEEL TYPES IN OUR DISGUISES

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>>32860245
>sexy
Disgusting furfag get out

>>32860466
>only merciless and corrosion change places
There.

I hope Salazzles are like tegus.

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Slut lizard is for hugs only!

>>32860473
> Furfag...
> For a pokemon without fur...

>>32861159
It's a broad term for what's basically cartoon bestiality.

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>>32860119
Yes.

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>>32861575
Pokémon are not animals, you idiot.
You seem to confuse them for animals.

>>32860119
Meh. It's cool and I love the Fire-Type in general but the fan art has turned me off on it, personally.

Not only have I seen way too much of it, the thought of fucking a reptile in general is disgusting.

I don't understand things like Lopunny etc. either but at least most look humanoid. Reptiles are just too far for me.

>>32861981
I like to think of Salazzle as a regular lizard that likes to stay under heat lamps.

And when you go to sleep she plops on your stomach curled up.

>>32860245
Why Salandit fags are this delusional?

>>32861968
"Of a small animal."

Not "of an animal."

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Does no one else think her violet flames look cool as fuck? It's so asthetically pleasing.

>>32861149
Then how is she a slut?

Check mate pokethiests.

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>tfw you'll never have a Salazzle to give tummy rubs to for doing well in a battle

>>32862968
What a fag, denying rubs because of his sexual insecurity

>>32862968
>Not hugging Salazzle.

>>32862427

I still debunk you're silly little fanon about Pokémon being animals.