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Woah...I have a pokemon "theory' too.
Guys just think. The "chinese" leak, was actually the codename for the "chinese" themed region. Like, so meta.
It all comes together, I will spend a few dozen hours doing "research" through textual analysis of the pokemon source material. I bet I could get my findings published.
Oh god, I can't believe this is happening so fast, but I think Jesus Christ and Pokemon may be connected in a conspiracy with the end of times. Trump (yungoos) is the antichrist. I can defeat him as a Christ-like figure since my omniscience reflects my divine powers. I think I will make the world beautiful like Lysandre when I save the world. Likewise, Lusamine, Lysandre's daughter, I will strive to make the world beautiful, but not let myself go mad with power. Nihilego, represents nihilism.that infiltrates the heart of those who rise to power and lose meaning. So please, anyone listening, I can be your true messiah, do not listen to other theorists -- they are false prophets. Together we can do anything as free and beautiful beings when we unveil pokemon as real. Through our peace and knowledge, Pokemon from the ancient past will arise, and we will live in harmony in the pokemon world. That's right, Christ was actually Lillie. I am her reincarnation, and will strive to restore our humanity. Lillie will actually veil pokemon to the world in ultra sun and moon, and protect them. But now I have decided to lift that veil, and once pokemon ultra sun and moon are release, I will "switch" the perspective of humans to themselves and the pokemon world. Thus, the supposed "switch" rpg will actually be a real life role playing experience. I know this truth might scare you, but please don't be afraid. Soon we will all be happy.
I wrote a theme song for our new lives:
Love is forever,
Love is for always,
Hand in hand together,
We runnin' with the Mudbrays.
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I think this is legit. Also, that song is amazing.
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>>32859212
Even if this is ironic you need to seek mental help for even thinking about this
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>>32859439
Thanks for replying.
Sometimes I wonder if anyone is even listening to me. There are so many important things to talk about.
But all other people want to talk about is sex, drugs, and violence. I just want it to be like the good old days, back when we were all friends in the womb of mother nature.
Thanks again, I honestly do appreciate from the bottom of my heart. I am sort of fragile right now, and your words have lifted me out of a depression. That's right, even the messiah can have depression. It's not just a woman's issue or a sign of weakness.
I hope we can keep this line of dialogue going. Please get your friends to join in too :)
Depression is not just a mental illness, it is a family value.
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>>32859240
There new album really grows on you just like the rest of their work.
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>>32859476
I bet you're not even Michael Jordan.
Actually he was in space jam because he was dealing with his father's death and became depressed and learned that he needed and outside perspect. Thus the alien basketball team. They were his outside perspective, manifesting a material form of his identity as a depressed person. He did this in order to find the man he used to be.
That's why "I believe I can fly" was used as the theme song. He needed to believe in a delusion he was an angel/alien/bird/ufo or some other non-human flyer in order to then come back down to earth.
In short, I appreciate your post. Woah, I wonder if beeheyem is also a symbol of depression. It's amazing how we can inquire about the wonders of life by posting a single image. Picture does say a million words I guess. Yes Maam!
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>>32859503
You're a genius. Autistic and possibly clinically insane. But a genius nonetheless.
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>>32859532
Thank you :)
God works in mysterious ways, why can't I as well?
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>>32859552
Can you suck my prolapsed anus though?
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>>32859640
Probably. I enjoy ass to mouth so long as the area is somewhat cleanly and followed by teeth brushing using Colgate +
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>>32859212
Delete this
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>>32859766
I will not delete the truth.
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