Give me a quick rundown on Decidueye
Why is she soworthless in battleyet10/10 wife material?
>>32854751
Because people on /vp/ are 100% likely to fuck anything that moves
>>32854751
These two 10/10 wives suffered the same fate sadly. I think it mostly has to do with the panic attack Gamefreak suffered in Gen 7 thanks to Greninja and Talonflame, so they ensured that most of Gen 7 is mediocre at best. But at least my dick status will now forever remain MUH
>>32855225
This. They might be lackluster in battle, but I bet they are the bestin bed
>>32854751
because you are a degenerate and you'd fuck a rock
>>32855294
>he wouldn't fuck a rock
>>32855303
>>32855294THICC
>>32855303
>that huge long rock below the waist area
I want her to penetrate me
Neck yourself.
>>32854751
Decidueye's the best competitively of the three Alolan starters. It's far from worthless. That'd be Incineroar.
>>32855545
>Decidueye's the best competitively of the three Alolan starters.
Excuse me?
>>32855583
Don't reply to obvious bait
>>32855583
>Frail as shit
Get your clown face off of me.
>>32855643
Look back at that SpD kiddo
>>32855607
You are right, sorry
>>32855545
I am an owlbro(not a falseflagger AKA true owlbro) and I agree with this guy. You can't disagree because real Decidueye fans know Decidueye the best
>>32855668
>Being hit even once with a Physical attack by someone faster than it
Wow, you sure told me.
Not like Decidueye's any different with that one extra measly Defense point.
>>32855743
Smogonfag here. There is a strong difference that separates Primarina from Decidueye in terms of defense and that is typing.