If you were a pokemon, what would you be?

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What would I want to be? Something from the Elekid or Mudkip lines.

What would I actually be? Something shitty like Slakoth or Slowpoke.

Lucario. Intelligent, nihilistic and proud of it's power

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Lurantis because I'm useless.

Reuniclus.

I want to be a super cellular piece of shit.

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Sukamon

According to the mystery dungeon quiz, a Torchic.
I mean it'll be all ok once I reach Blaziken, r-right?

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>>32843491
Please marry me

Which Pokemon most frequently tries to kill itself?

>>32843592
Decidueye. He is emo and a nerd who becomes a ghost after evolving

>>32843592
spoink when he is sleeping

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I'd be Zoroark because then I wouldn't have to choose just one.

>>32843582
I'll think about it.

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>>32843449
I'm not lying to myself.

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Generally like to be left alone, so this.

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I'd like to be a Gallade but I'd probably be Trubbish I guess.