Yooo wtf I met this cutie at my job at the library and shes

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>>32826457

>>32826457
Post tits first, then talk

Do you know what a nuzlocke is?

>>32826457
no way you can be such a normie if you're black and somehow not know in-depth pokemon mechanics.

>>32826477

Lmfao he already did and you're as blind as a Zubat

>>32826482
even if he doesn't know, nuzlockes are for autists.

>>32826457
Why the fuck are her arms hairy

yo I dont know what a nuzlock is I came here because I was told u were the guys to talk to. I like this girl and I dont know wtf she so mad about. you aint getting my tits gayboy. go play your gayboy nerd.

>>32826524
>I've never seen a real woman in my life - The post

>>32826529
Nobody seriously told you to come to 4chan for advice on Pokemon, plenty of other sites more ready to help you like reddit or a pokemon forum would answer your question more quickly. But here I'll explain it to you even though this is bait:

Nuzlocke is a self-imposed challenge where if a pokemon faints, it's dead and you're not allowed to use it anymore. Generally, you're also only allowed to catch the first Pokemon you encounter in an area, with the exception being if the Pokemon you encounter first is a Pokemon you've already caught.

>>32826533
None of the women I know have arms that hairy.

>>32826457
You were shit at battling.
You didn't deserve her strawberry milkshake.

man i was told u niggas were real but u jus wanna play games

>>32826586
Yeah, we can't help anybody who doesn't understand something here as papa 4chan calls it "spoonfeeding" and thinks it's bad to help people who are unfamiliar with things become familiar so I can't help you sorry.

>>32826586
nice bait, "Tyrone". we already told you the reasons of why you fucked up the Nuzlocke.

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>>32826457
You shave her arms for here

>>32826612
*her

>>32826524
That's a man

>>32826457
You don't deserve her, you peasant.

>>32826524
She might be Italian.

>>32826524
>I've never been close to a woman in my life

>>32826621
*him

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>pic found on google
>not knowing what a nuzlocke is, but knowing to go on /vp/ for help
>falseflagging as a kang

>>32826722
>this is acceptable

>>32826840
Is a black man working at a library really that hard to believe?

>>32826457
You missed the point of the nuzlock.

>>32826457
>Homeboy tells me he can hook a brotha up with some super strong dudes for free

I lost you here because I literally can't understand what you're saying.

Also 2/10 bait OP.

>>32826457
Practice niggerspeaking because you're terrible at it, then come back with a better bait

>>32826457
how did you get a job at a library, I want to work at one but none have hired me

>>32827187
I think most paid library positions require degrees in library science or tech certifications. Do they have volunteer opportunities?

>>32826890
Nah, this is just standard "How basement dwellers think Black People talk" shit

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>go play your gayboy nerd.

I crave this shit

>>32826457
You screwed up by breaking the rules of a Nuzlocke. Explain to her that you aren't too familiar with all the indepth things about Pokemon and were unaware of some of the Nuzlocke rules

Unless she explained them to you at the start in which case you're an idiot

Also assuming this is real and you somehow found /vp/ instead of literally any of the other Pokemon fansites and message boards

>>32826457
>going to /vp/ for advice
wew lads

>>32826457
>>32826529
>>32826586
Poor quality bait, try again.

>>32826457
>im not a big pokemon fan
>posts on vp
The math isnt adding up

>>32826457
>>>/adv/

>>32826457
Stop sounding like a goddamn nigger and learn some grammar

She's a man baby

>>32826457
There's no good sauce for this pic but there's a related one that links to deviantart. ;-;

>>32826457
It is because if a Pokemon dies in the game it dies in real life

>>32826457
cheating is wrong

http://www.2folie.com/de-belles-photos-sexe-de-sadomasochisme/

is there anything more pathetic than lying on the internet about having a girlfriend?