>Be me, age 9 almost 10
>Mom bought me Pokemon Sapphire
>Played game up to Slateport
>One of my Pokemon was poisoned by a trainer battle
>After battle walked north
>Screen began to flicker with a sound
>Got scared thought I broke my GBA SP
>Stopped playing until 9pm
>Learned it was because of poison status
>Learned I wasted 6 potential hours of gameplay
>Cried myself to sleep that night
>>32826015
>Be me
Don't say that, it's redundant, we already know you're talking about yourself
>>32826015
I thought Pokémon base stats total were canon and I thought all Pokémon come from eggs.
This was back in 90s doe.
>>32826417
It's 4chan's slang, this is how most of the green text stories begins
>>32826015
Omg me too, my first game was LeafGreen and I started freaking out in Viridian Forest when I got poisoned. I thought my cartridge was broken
>>32826623
It's reddit slang, used by redditors. There happen to be a lot of redditors on /vp/.