terrible things that would happen if pokemon existed IRL

>>32825459
That's a good thing though

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>>32825459
Reminder that fucking Pokemon is canon ;^)

>>32825459
>try
There would be whorehouses

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>>32825459
>terrible things that would happen if pokemon existed IRL
>terrible
Where do you think we are, OP?

people wouldn't try to fuck them, what a waste of good pokemon

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>>32825459
>Pokephilia

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sweatshops run by Aipoms

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>>32825459
>terrible

>>32825506
>this cancerous board is a correct representation of the rest of the world
But anon furries should be gassed

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>>32825459
>bad

How can humans even compete

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>>32825459
Worst people will try to have romantic relationships with them

>>32825544
That's my fetish

>>32825544
>your shitty opinion is a correct representation of the rest of the world
But anon there should only be one opinion that matters: mine.

>>32825459
>people would try to fuck them
Depends on their level of sapience.

If eggs magically appear out of nowhere, I don't think anyone will be having sex with anything because I don't think Pokemon are capable of it. You could probably stick your dick in it though

Many historical wars would have been fought with Pokemon with devastating consequences

We wouldn't have developed weapons at such speed, I think, and cultures would have developed on the basis of Pokemon battles. There would be a lot of Pokemon "deities" that are now understood to be just normal Pokemon

Global and regional catastrophes would be a common occurrence in comparison to our world

Somewhere there is an Eevee that doesn't have a human to hug and cuddle it.

Pokémon are real

How do you think Pokémon started?

They are entities that cause chaos, the father - Satoshi/Adam - would see them at times

Yuu/Yu was Pikachu for example

>>32825641

It's alright, it's a breed reject.

>>32825639

Pokemon have sexes

>>32825487
You know, the weird thing about this is that it seems to be implying that humans evolved from pokemon, rather than any pokephilia. And yet that theory was officially shot down, so humans fucking pokemon is literally the only conclusion you can draw from that. What on Earth were they thinking?

See jurassic park. Now let the dinosaurs breath fire, shoot ice lasers, and emit electric bolts.

>>32825459
Human-like Pokemon will be used in plantations.

>>32825459
>Man dies trying to fuck Rocketship

Don't tell me you wouldn't laugh at this.

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>>32825459
Does fucking a legendary make me a legend too?

>>32825723
How many of the ones that shoot ice lasers are considered Apex predators? A lot of the ones I see are based on herbivorous animals, not all but a significant amount.

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>>32825573
>what is the majority
Well since you want to fuck a dog now bestiality is legal

>>32825769
>I lost my arm due to frost bite after a rattata I was trying to get out of my house hit me with an ice beam
>I hate the son of a bitch who taught a raticate ice beam and released it into the wild to breed

>>32826078
rip mankind

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>>32825459
>Implying it's a bad thing

>>32825639
>If eggs magically appear out of nowhere
Santa Claus isn't real.
>I don't think anyone will be having sex with anything because I don't think Pokemon are capable of it
>What are Genders, Egg groups, Destiny Knot, Everstone, Egg Moves, breeding IVs and major possibilities of shiny with Pokémon from different countries?
>>32825717
Humans evolved from animals but isn't okay to fuck monkeys because isn't morality right.

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>>32826078
>being harmed from a pokemon attack

>>32826246
Anime is non-canon.

>>32825639
>I don't think Pokemon are capable of it.

oral count as sex anon

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>>32826246

Anime is non-canon.

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>>32825995
yes, but these are magic dogs

>>32825639

All Pokémon don't come from eggs.

Ghost-type Pokémon such this one in the image doesn't come from eggs.

Egg stuff is non-canon.

>>32825522
any pokemon world would be post-scarcity

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>>32826233

It's possible that there is no sexual intercourse and exchange of bodily fluids involved during Pokemon reproduction. No one in the Pokemon world, as far as the games are concerned, have ever seen how they reproduce or where their eggs come from. And Santa Claus is obviously real.

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>>32826256
>muh canon

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>>32825639

Canon-wise, All Pokémon don't come from eggs.

Gastly hatching from an egg is non-canon.

>>32826233

Arceus is real. Every time a female Pokemon and a male Pokemon like each other very much, one of its 1000 arms pops up to deliver their offspring in an egg.

It would be a strange world where you could meet an avatar of god. Then again, Sinnoh legends don't seem to have much influence on people in the games so chances are only a few people would believe in them.

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>>32826338

I and Game freak already debunk the Pokédex entries being wrong meme.

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>>32826233
It's not morally right only if you consider it's not morally right.

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>>32826364
That can't be right, since Arceus has been sleeping for long time and it hasn't got up yet.

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>>32826410

Huh, I stand corrected.

>>32825459
>people would exist

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>>32826465

Plus, All Pokémon don't come from eggs.

Some Pokémon are born, form, created in all kinds of different ways.

>>32825757
Yes.

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>>32825995
If the rest of the world would want to gas furries, it had already happened, Mr. """"""what is the majority""""""

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>>32825459
Nothing wrong with that. Things would be as the great creator intended.

>>32826733
>reading comprehension
Its almost poetic how ignorant you are

>>32826465
>>32826553
You guys need to stop being so autistic.
The "we've never seen where an egg comes from" is GF's shitty way of avoiding any parents getting mad at animal mating in a kids game.
>egg groups
>has to be male and female (for the most part)
They obviously breed like their animal counterparts.

Probably more terrible would be when Pokemon tried to fuck PEOPLE

>>32825639
IIRC it's lampshaded a few times in the games that eggs are mostly just a gameplay convention, same explanation for how a foot tall egg can hatch into a 20 foot tall Pokemon or how some Pokemon hatch fully evolved if their baby forms were introduced later.

Actual, in-universe reproduction would involve eggs, live births, seeds, or even budding, and breeding would take years instead of hours.

Maybe the kindly day care people are actually some kind of mad scientists doing crazy genetic experiments secretly to generate fully grown Pokemon from the DNA of two donors.

>>32825459
Most jobs would be done by Pokemon. Soon after, Humanity dies off as either >Pokemon rebel against humans like Dawn of the planet of Apes, but with creatures deadlier than monkeys
>The NEETism of humanity makes them weak and die out since they are too weak/lazy to even breed

>>32828096
Fuck. Forget to hit enter.

>>32826355
Its a "gas" pokemon. So, if its parents are ghastly too, thats not even wrong. Its still born by gasses then.

some ten year old catches Arceus and trades it to some edgy as fuck kid who destroys the world

>>32828055
>Probably more terrible would be when Pokemon tried to fuck PEOPLE
No anon. That's my fetish. It would be great.

>>32825487
>long ago

pokemon and people are different now

>>32825459
Some 800+ species are suddenly introduced with the vast majority of them being sentient, stronger than any human, and stronger than any human weapon.

Not counting how fucked the ecosystem becomes and inevitable massive food shortage, Pokémon would be the dominant species on earth. Humans would either be killed off over time or if we are lucky, would be placed into some kind servitude role.

>>32829097
most pokemons are not as smart as humans

>>32826355
but you can breed two gastly in any game and they'll have a ghastly egg richard

>>32825600
GRONK
HISS

>>32829112
The majority are still capable of human level cognition and foresight.

>>32825487
But for humans now it'd be like fucking a chimpanzee.

>>32828211
There'd be some differences in law enforcement compared to the games I think

>>32828055
>when Pokemon tried to fuck PEOPLE
Fuck yes, I'm down for getting chain-fucked by horny fag mons

>>32825756
I wouldn't because I would be that man

>>32828096
>Most jobs would be done by Pokemon. Soon after, Humanity dies off as either >Pokemon rebel against humans like Dawn of the planet of Apes, but with creatures deadlier than monkeys
>>The NEETism of humanity makes them weak and die out since they are too weak/lazy to even breed

This has already happened.

Or at least Human civilization getting knocked a couple thousand years after getting too uppity.

>>32829097
Anything that humans have in the Pokemon world exists because the Pokemon allow us to have it.

Including cities and technology,

Arcerus is a kind and loving deity, but he's a Pokemon first.

>>32825757
What about that is sexually attractive to you?

I'm genuinely curious.

>>32825487
Why does Sinnoh have to exist? If it was retconned then the entire franchise would be better overall. No Lucario, no overpowered "literally Gods," no hideous evolutions of old Pokémon, etc. There would be some casualties, of course. Some of the Pokémon introduced were pretty cool, and I think we'd all miss Toxicroak. But... if we went straight from Hoenn to Unova? Think of how much better everything would be.

>>32830893
Gen 4 is the best one imo

>>32825459
>implying people don't already fuck literally everything else

>>32829054
Wailords and Skittys are different too.

>>32826553
Game mechanics messed EVERYTHING up.

>>32830893
fedora detected
Get rid of everything after Gen 4, I say.

>>32830816
Think about his dick.

>>32831725
Let's be honest here, you shouldn't be able to actually catch any legendary Pokémon

>>32826233
any monkey you can stick it in that wouldn't be harmed by you, is several times stronger than you, you want to stick your dick in one that bad, go for it, its not a sense of morality but self preservation that should stop you.

>>32825600
>>32829121
didn't one episode show all the pokemon are all speaking the same language, literally talking, just saying their own names?

>>32825639
Gardevoir is in the amorphous egg group, so it could probably work something out.
Also most pokemon have visible mouths.

>>32828096
>weak/lazy to even breed
I could get very racist with this as the black and mexican families in my school had minimum of 7 kids each, and none of the parents worked, so being lazy does not = cant fuck, but lets put that aside.

look at america, japan, and any other first world place and tell me what incentive there is for the guys to go out of their way to find women to fuck if lets say you could make a sizeable pokemon harem.

we have a 60%+ divorce rate, the women want to be house wives instead of trying to be a partner, they were brought up that they would be princesses and only see work as something temporary they have to do till they find mr right. you now have to dodge a fucking minefield of sdts and other cock she may want to take...

or you catch a pokemon, love it, show it affection, and potentially/purposefully groom it to be a human fucking deviant. In an uprising against humans, you would have humans, and pokemon with humans on their side. If I had a legitimate option to dick a creature I could be more than 80% sure knew the words that were coming out of my mouth I would do it.

>>32831754
depends on why they are legendary.

Is it because they are powerful as all fuck? then probably not, but gen 1 had 3 birds, ice fire and lightning, and they were at least as we know, the only one of their kind.

they aren't all powerful, and if I fuck them up enough there is no reason I shouldn't be able to catch them.

>>32829459
same

>>32829605
Yes, there is a lot of shit that goes on in the Pokémon world that absolutely wouldn't fly in our real one if you haven't quite picked up on that factoid yet

You think rats that could shit lighting or would allow you to claim any kind of territory they think belongs to them?