/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32820534
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

>>32820534
Best edition

introduce buddy to his new manhood

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>>32820544
Buddy: Hey, I evolved. Yaaaaay.

Osha: Are you... okay, Buddy?

Buddy: I'm great Mr. Osha. *Sigh* This is very exciting.

Osha: I'm... I'm not sure if he's actually happy or being very sarcastic.

Shaymin: Well, they're called Gloom for a reason...

Carbink: Hey, I hate to break up the celebration but we really need to get moving

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>>32820583
Carbink: This way, guys

Osha: Anyone know where we're going?

Jirachi: Beats me. I didn't even know this path existed

>>32820621
Oh no, not another one of those gremlins.

>>32820621
>What would you like to do? 5, 8, 9

note: as of the start of this thread, vote poll for Buddy's next evolution has Leaf stone as the winner- if/when you want Buddy to evolve, declare the action and he'll evolve into a Vileplume

>>32820631
Evolve him.
And start breaking rocks!

>>32820621
Touch shaymin fluff

>>32820631
Let's evolve him at the end of the thread so he "enjoys" his Gloom form
For now, let's notice that Sableye is standing like a prostitute and ask for its services

>>32820639
reroll

>>32820667
re

O-Op?

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>>32820665
>You try to stealthily sneak a feel of Shaymin's super soft, flowery fluff.

Shaymin: (Hey, what do you do when Ron is doing inappropriate stuff)

Osha: (I'd say slap him, but that doesn't seem to deter him too much)

Sableye: H-hey, any of y'all got any gem? I've been looking for a long time and I could REALLY use some, heh.
>Sableye seems very jittery and restless
>What will you do? 3, 4, 7 next

>>32820764
Give him sun stone, we are not using it anymore.
And when he tries to leave we sexually assault him

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>>32820764
What's your offer?

>>32820764
Offer him the Carbink.

>>32820781
re

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>>32820781
rerollin

>>32820781
just do this I guess

>>32820781
this

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>>32820783
Sableye: C-carbink? That thing that just walked by? Organic things won't do it for me man! It's gotta be gems! GEMS! H-here, speaking of useless organic stuff, you can have this seed I found if you've got any gems to spare me

>1, 5, 9

>>32820847
Uhm,how about this Fire Stone?

>>32820847
Ask what the seed is. Haggle with gems, but before doing that ask Osha and others what we might need them for.

>>32820870
This.

>>32820870
re

>>32820869
>>32820870
re

>>32820870
re, but don't shakew on it yet

What if we just said "no" and walked away?

>>32820870
re

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>>32820879
Sableye: What kind of seed? I dunno man, organic stuff, who even can tell with this shit. A reviver seed I guess.

>Your inventory items that count as 'gems': Fire Stone, Sun Stone, Leaf Stone, Rare Candy, Orb of Confusion, Crystal Ball, Lt Blue Gem

Osha: (You sure you want to give this guy something, Ron? I feel like we'd just be enabling him. And I don't know what to give him- our evo stones all could come in handy at some point or another, we could repair our other items easier than making new ones, and materials are always good to keep around...)

>1, 5, 0 next

>>32820991
>Giving the option to give sableye the leaf stone, you're asking for it

>>32820991
Give Sun Stone pls

>>32820991
Just say no and walk away.

>>32820991
Give him nothing, but say that if he is willing to prove his worth, he can help out by being a trap triggerer/meat shield

>>32821013
Do this

>>32820991
Maybe he'll help us later? Just give him the sun stone and tell him to try not to get into any trouble.

>>32820991
Pass him the Lt Blue Gem, but then tell him he can get an evo stone on top of that if he helps us out for a little bit.

>>32820991
Give him a gem, but ask the others first. Buddy's is a tie-breaker.

>>32821013
re

>>32821010
>>32821023
We must have shota remain shota

>>32821050
I'd rather have him be happy again than be a shota.

>>32821052
>Vileplume is always sporting a smile
Explain yourself

>>32821058
Uhh... I misread your post?

>>32821077
Vileplume is sporting a smile. May be an evil smile, but he's happy being evil. So the Bellossom logic doesn't work.

>>32820991
Give Fire Stone bby

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>>32821021
>>32821013
>"We're not going to give you any gems, but if you're willing-"

Sableye: Alright, well Arceus bless then

>Sableye wanders off back down the path

Osha: Feh.

I promised myself I'd go pick up a new brown marker some time on one of the off days and I didn't. So now we've got black trees

Dammit OP

>>32821153
>implying diversifying trees is bad
This is 2017 man, get with it.

>>32821153
They're black because it's dark inside the mountain. There. Now it makes sense.

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>>32821126
>You emerge from the mountain out into a small tucked away meadow.

Carbink: Come on! This way!

>3, 7, 9 next

>>32821188
Evolve Buddy and follow Carbink.

>>32821188
What. This is still inside the mountain, right?

>>32821188
Greet the Pokemon, but keep up with Carbink

>>32821208
This. Ignore if they ask for help.

>>32821204
Never mind, I'm terminally retarded.

>>32821213
Don't ignore if the reward is good.

>Toss what was supposed to be a quick Sableye event in so it's not just an empty hallway
>It winds up being a 5 part back and forth
>Go outside where there's constructed encounters
>"Nah, let's just go past"
o u guys

rolling to ignore OP

>>32821256
>Sableye encounter offers a trade
>This open meadow with no notable things other than a rock someone is standing on that we may not want to bother bothering
Ok, OP

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>>32821222
>>32821213
>>32821208
>You wave to the pokemon and keep on moving

>>32821284
Why is this sentient organic crystal rock so fucking fast holy shit slow the hell down what the fuck are you doing

>>32821269
I mean, they're all optional encounters that might give you good stuff, but it just figures the ones that have actual effort/puzzle elements are the ones that get skipped and the one I just tossed in with a 'eh, whatever' gets extended interaction

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>>32821336

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>>32821284
Carbink: Alright guys, in here. Hurry up, I don't like being out in all this... nature stuff too much. I want to get back to my cave asap.

Osha: Can you tell us where we're going, Carbink? It's been a ways and I'm not sure how this is really going to help us.

>>32821407
Dammit Jirachi, stop falling behind!

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>>32821407
Celbi: Finally! Bout time you all got here! Been waiting forever! Yes, Shaymin it's good to see you again too.

Shaymin: Celebi?? Is that y- uh...

Celebi: Come on in, we have a lot to discuss!

>>32821424
is that yuhri

>>32821424
>Celbi
I like it, if we ever recruit it let's nickname it Celbi

>>32821454
What about Selby or Celery?

>>32821459
but Anon, we must keep Op's typos for posterity

>>32821474
not with my meager "skill" in MS Paint

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>>32821424
Celebi: Osha, Ron, and Team Regicide, good to meet you all.

Osha: Hi Celebi, I'm... uh

Celebi: Ugh, I'm off sync again, aren't I? Listen, just... try and finish it anyway. It gives me a headache if something is supposed to happen and it doesn't. You're here- no, hang on, go ahead.

Osha: Uhm... so, why are we here exactly?

Celebi: You're here to get to the sanctuary in Mt. Yonder to get to Aula Calesti, which is currently blocked by an unbreakable crystal, am I right?

Osha: That's about it, yeah.

Celebi: And you need to find a secret passage into the sanctuary.

Osha: Mhmm

Celebi: But, you can't find it, and I'll tell you why- because it hasn't been made yet.

Osha: But-

Celebi: Because you and the fire hazard to my house there have to make it

Jirachi: But my friend said it was already there

Celebi: It is! But it still needs to be made.

Osha: So-

Celebi: That's right, Osha, you have to make it, but it's already been made. And you're standing in front of the Time Travel Pokemon. Glad you figured it out! Uh, shoot, go ahead and finish then.

Osha: ... so then you're saying we have to... do I really have to say it? You just explained it. I feel silly saying it all again.

Celebi: Fine, whatever. And your next question, why you? Because time says so, and you're talking to the wrong pokemon about changing that. He's busy fucking off with some gear shit or whatever right now. Or will be. SO, whenever you're ready, we'll be travelling to Mt. Yonder long, long ago, so make whatever preparations you want to before then. Head back to Risellan if you want to stock up, then let me know when you're ready. I can only take 4 pokemon at most with me back in time, so choose your party carefully!

>2, 7, 9 next

>>32821534
>Touch Celebi's antennae for good luck

>>32821552
Re but suck them instead

>>32821534
Aww shit, we time travel now. Cue the Samurai Jack jokes.
Uhh... how's Dash doing with school? Maybe it's time for him to have a little field trip. (Replace Plum)

>>32821534
Use Home warp then

>>32821570
>Uhh... how's Dash doing with school? Maybe it's time for him to have a little field trip. (Replace Plum)
If only you had interacted with that pidove

>>32821552
re
Also take you, Osha, Buddy, and Jirachi (or Sparkles if viable)

>>32821584
Well gee, how was I supposed to know?

>>32821584
quick go back to Pidove and recruit it so Braviary can never eat

>>32821591
re, but check the boulder as well

>>32821583
reroll

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>>32821552
Celebi: Touching my antenna is not good luck- nor is touching the otter's rear end, but if you're going to do it anyway, go ahead.

>You touch Celebi's antennae. It probably didn't do much, but you sure feel luckier, anyway!

Celebi: You know what, I think I have... yes, here- a home warp so you don't have to use up one of yours. You might want to use them while we're back in time. Just if you want of course. We could also head out if you're ready.

>1, 4, 8 next

>>32821638
Go in,we can leave some items and get rewards.

>>32821638
Let's head out, I guess. Returning to Risellan would just slow things down.
What would happen if we used the warp while we're back in time anyway? Would we warp to a past version of Risellan?

>>32821591
>>32821600
rerollin

>>32821667
Celebi would make it return you to current Risellan

>>32821674
God fucking dammit...

>>32821690
>no time travel shenanigans where we change the mayor and/or the town
Maybe it's for the best. Time travel always makes things get too complicated.

>>32821690
That's boring.
>no shenanigans where you bury pieces of modern technology in the ground to confuse future pokemon about past societies

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>>32821674
Braviary: Oh hey guys! I was looking for you. Good thing I spied that Pidove. *urp* Anyway, news from home! Dash has finished his school course and Jenny's garden work bore fruit- she grew 2 RED Apricorns. They're waiting for an update on what to do next

Osha: I guess now we probably could have just gone home and checked for ourselves.

>Final roll for tonight, yes or no on Risellan? 3, 7, 0

>>32821791
Dew it.

>>32821791
Nah. Let's go into the future.

>>32821791
yes

>>32821791
>Scream "MERICA" at Braviary and proceed to rape osha

>>32821791
Yes

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>>32821791
i will find you op

>>32821791
Turn over the boulder also
>>32821826 minus the rape
then >>32821832

>>32821837
PIDOVES ARE FOR BRAVIARY EATS AND NOTHING MORE

>>32821820
Alrighty, we'll do some risellan stuff next thread, (maybe we'll try and be quick so it doesn't turn into a 3 thread thing)

TO BE CONTINUED

Glad we did go, I'm excited for some new introductions

>>32821810
>travel to the future
>everything's in ruin because Zygarde rampaged across the globe unchecked
Good plan.

>>32821864
Right?

But man, we need to go further.

Release M E G A R A Y Q U A Z A.

>>32821864
Welp, meant to type past instead of future. That's on me.

>>32821863
You should be excited for us to ignore all those introductions.

>>32821863
Can you take a picture of Celebi looking directly into the camera? Need it for a picture I want to make.

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OP, will we see him in VPMD one day?

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>>32822052
Uh...?

>>32822153
But he already was in vpmd! Or... will be. Or, uh, wait how does that work again?

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>>32822052
How bout this?

>>32822253
>>32822262
OP please clean your Celbi

>>32822268
no

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>>32822302

>>32822302
OP make Celbi smile

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>>32822329

>>32822253
It would be good to have the head up to the tip, but I might be able to get this to work. Thanks!

>>32822365
This is actually perfect. I'll just flip it.

>>32822253
>>32822262
>OP leaves his figurines standing alone on the boards in the cold night until next thread

How dare you, you should tuck them in bed and let them sleep with you

Or build them tiny beds so Ron and OSHA can cuddle

>>32822397
but what if they want to go on pixar adventures while I'm away?

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>>32822397
Rolling for incombustible beds

>>32822438
>buddy has evolved
>otter still won't sleep with pig
Cruel world, we live in

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This might be my worst idea for an emoji yet.