Autism

Good thing I'm not an actual Pokemon fan anymore. I'm only here to complain about games I never played.

>>32817481
Use the random Pokémon generator!
https://randompokemon.com

>>32817481
>male Gardevoir

You mean a Gallade?

>>32817520
No, otherwise he would have said Gallade

>>32817481
Male Gardevoir is nothing but a minor inconvenience. A male turning into a female only Pokemon or vice versa would be awful. Pokemon that lose bodyparts that you use a lot as a human would also suck. I'd hate not being able to eat, or losing my arms.

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>>32817515
Shiiiiit, I'm a fucking sun God lion

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>>32817515
Being able to shapeshift would be really fun.

>>32817515
>Zekrom
I'd hate that because I'm lazy and anti-social. If I became a legendary, people would expect me to do important things and I'd probably suck at it. It'd also suck to be obnoxious to be that huge. If I got to pick, I'd probably go for some cat pokemon so I'd have an excuse to avoid and ignore people.

>>32817524
No, dude. Gardevoir being female only is totes headcannon.

>Make a Pokemon extremely feminine but can be either gender
>Give it a male only split evolution

Gardevoir was obviously meant to be female, and should be treated as such.

>>32817559
Nah, screw that. We would rule the common people with an iron fist. They don't have the bst to stand against us.

>>32817560
Autism

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>>32817515
Pros: I am a qt cactus trap
Cons: I am a qt cactus trap

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>>32817515
Fuck me I guess

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I'm okay with this. I can swim and tear apart my enemies with my claws and teeth.

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>>32817515
Good idea....

BAD IDEA

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Not the worst Mon I could have gotten. Highly intelligent with advanced psychic powers, AND I can levitate? I'd have fun.

>>32817581
kek

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>>32817566
That'd be the upside, I guess, but it'd probably not be worth it. Then'd I'd be obligated to listen to all these little shits needing things from me because they physically can't open their pickle jars without arms or some other stupid shit. Seems like a hassle.

>>32817598
See
>>32817575
>>32817577
>>32817581

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>>32817586
I did one for my hubby to see if we'd be in the same egg group. Was not disappointed.

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>>32817515
Spooking people with Botanokinesis and ghost powers would be amusing. Being that tall would be pretty inconvenient, though. Unless Trevenant isn't as tall as it looks.

>>32817598
Needs? We are not here to meet their needs, they are here to meet ours.

>>32817515
>Bisharp
Interesting.

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>>32817515
I'm pretty satisfied with my result.

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>>32817515
Of all the shit I could've gotten, it's the one shit I don't want the least.

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I tried my own Idea, hoping for Gliscor or Skarmory.

I'm so done.

>>32817640
no bully

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>>32817515
I'm ok with this.

>>32817640
We'd have to make concessions somewhere down the line. I doubt we'd be able to fight the armies of Focus Sash Rattata and Choice Specs Weedles. Ultimately, we'd probably be forced into some form of Magna Carta based social contract where the Ubers rule and the the PU shitters get appeased and represented.

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>>32817539
BROTHER

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If this is by random chance, I'm somewhat ok with this.
Mostly because I like to play defense
But I would like to be a Gallade

>Hitmontop
I don't know how to feel about this

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>>32817515
No fucking way.

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>implying I wake up

>>32817743
Target Acquired.
Gang Rape Incoming

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>>32817709

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>>32817515
... ...
... Fug

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>>32817515
Eh, I'm fine with this.
>>32817515
Hey, flight is pretty cool even if you're only a flying rat.

>>32817515
>Seismitoad

well here star my hip hop career

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>>32817515
oh... Oh boy...

I would want to be something that would be able to use their arms and grab things with the same effectiveness as a human so I can still enjoy the things I do.

I would like to be a Pokémon generally seen as attractive so other humans turned Pokémon would want to fuck me.

Assuming no one would fuck outside of their egg group I would want to be part of an egg group with many Pokémon I myself would be willing to fuck.

Additionally being a steel type would be ideal.

Putting all these things in play, Lucario seems the most ideal Pokémon I would want to be

>movement and appendages similar to humans
>already one of the most attractive and sought after mons among those with pokephilia
>Field & Human-Like egg groups which means Lopunny, other Lucario, Meinshao, Gothitelle, eveelutions and many other quadrupeds, Chu, Chu clones, Brionne and her mom Primarina, Serperior, etc, etc are all mons I can fuck
>Steel type

Alternatively I guess being a ditto is cool if I can control what I want to turn into at any time

>>32817515
>cutiefly
welp
at least i'm cute

>>32817780
>>32817743
>Anon used Lock-On!
>Anon used Pound!

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>>32817515
Welp, I guess I'm fine. I can ward off trainers, right?

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How about last three numbers on your post ID say which one you are?

Also, I got this trashmon from the generator

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>>32817515
At least I'd have psychic powers

>>32817861
At least you can fly, that counts for something

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>>32817481
I kill myself asap for several reasons, the main ones me not being a furfag and not wanting to be raped by other furfags

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>>32817515
Aww I'm actually ok with this. This is my fave fish pokemon btw.

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>>32817515
It definitely could have been worse. At least I'm still humanoid and keep my hands. But all those blades would be really annoying to deal with in everyday life.

trubbish
could be worse

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>no evolution to look forward to
>one so-so move, and terrible stats.
>no hands to even hold a gun to shoot myself
>genderless so I have some weird color flag as my facebook profile picture
>probably wouldn't even be a good letter- would end up spending the rest of my life as a fucking R

>>32819780
At least you'll have psychic levitation powers, maybe some telekinesis?

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>>32817515
hmm I'm fine with this, gardevoir is one of my favorite pokemon

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>>32817515
I am fucking satisfied with this
When do we start?

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>>32817481
>you cannot leave very far from the city, and you are stuck in this situation for the rest of your life.
Fuck you, this is either a Mystery Dungeon world or I kill myself

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>>32817515
I'm not sure how I should feel about this

>>32817515
>genderless edgy doggo
>if someone loves me i can become a bootleg God
Not bad

The worst would probably be something like Wailmer, having to live in the polluted water and unable to move on land unless rolling around like a retard.

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>>32820182
Forgot pic

As long as I can find my gf and neither of us turn into something putrid (or unable to communicate) I guess I wouldn't mind? I mean, if I was forced into it anyway, might as well make the most of it right?

I rolled >>32817515 and got Mega Pidgeot, so I don't mind that I suppose. Flight and being pretty strong would be useful, even if I'm not great. Although I don't care for birds...

And, naturally, if I had a choice in the matter, I would pick something that I could manipulate the environment with, and preferably be human-like. Machamp or something, maybe.

>>32817515
>omastar
DUDE HELIX LMAO

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>>32817515
I'm not complaining

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>>32817515
Don't mess with me you fucks

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Someone will kill me in 30 minutes with a shoe.
Well, that was fun.

>>32820247
ur fat

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huh

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Not the worst, if I want to become strong then I will have to wait for Plusle+Minun mega fusion is introduced never

On the plus side I would kind of be a minor character, while main characters like Pikachu and Lucario go out fighting shit I have like half the respect and credibility of them for doing nothing

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>>32817581
BROTHER
>>32817648
At least you're still kind of humanoid. Go fuck a Gardevoir and stop bitchin.

I'm not complaining. I'd prefer something a bit more humanoid and kickass like machamp, but having the opportunity to grow and evolve would be fun. Also, fire is fun.

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this is bad

>>32820481
Is the autism ability mandatory?

>>32820542
If you like pokemon, you are autistic. So yes.

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I guess that's fine

>>32820682
omg I love Blissey marry me

>>32820691
o-okay sir/ma'am/tri-gendered pyrofox

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>>32817515
Not bad

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Uh...
...
...
...ok

>>32817515
>Mudkip
I'll take being a Swampert eventually, fuck yeah

>>32817481
Just turn me into a Pokémon that's big enough to have sex with other Pokémon.

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>>32817481
Nice, I can be a buff frog or a cute frog

>>32817515
Gastly

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>>32817481
I hope I wake up as a cool bird Pokemon

Waking up as Muk/Gulpin/Ditto would be a nightmare

BOI
THIS IS GREAT