Post a Pokémon that is the same height and weight as you.
>>32814342
>Inb4 the wave of Snorlax
Dewgong
>>32814342
Golbat and Tentacruel are the same height and weight as me.
Being this small is shit.
>>32814384
Are you underage or a qt girl?
Cringed, but the closest one I could find. Weird how there's no mon between 4'11 and 5'3
>>32814411
forgot image
Pokemon are too small, everything that's close to 150 lbs is way too short
>>32814384
>>32814411
I hope for your sake that you're both underage
>>32814435
this
a lot of Pokemon sizes make no sense
Ironically, I hate this pokemon
>>32814449
>he's never met a short person
My dad is a 5'7 manlet for fuck's sake
>>32814435
Might I suggest Arbok?
>>32814473
Eleven and a half feet is kind of overshooting it there
This bad boy is my height, and is shockingly close to my weight.
>>32814342
Sceptile, except I'm 1kg lighter.
>There are no Pokemon between 5'11 and 6'03
I forgot my weight so I was just gonna grab something that was 6'0 and a sensible weight and be done with it but there are none
The closest I found is golduck, which I always assumed was shorter. I'm both taller and lighter (not by much though). Used to be empoleon but I lost weight
Kinda surprised it's a dragon
Crobat is the closest.
>tfw would give anything to be 2 inches taller
>>32814612
Would you take two inches off your dick and add them to your height?
A slightly taller Typhlosion.
>>32814618I have a 9 inch dick, so sure.
Aegislash
Im okay with that
>>32814342
Gardevoir is the closest. It's 5'3" and 106 lbs, and I am 5'2" and 103 lbs.
Someone already used Garchomp, so I'll try to keep it interesting and go with muh deer. Mega Swampert is also about the right size.
I'm only slightly taller than a as Crabominable at 5'8 and weigh exactly as much as a Larvitar.
>>32814342
Nice
>>32814553
Greetings, fellow Garchompbro
>tfw one of my favorite pokemon is almost my exact height and weight
Aerodactyl is the closest I can find. I'm 5'10 and 150, he's 5'11 and 130
>>32814342
Blaziken
shit senpai
he's my gentooboye
Golduck or confagirus
for height closest one is arcanine
for weight closest one is mega salamence
I'm about the same height/weight as Golduck
>>32814342
Just training one in BW2
how fitting
I'm a big guy :(
>>32814702
I hope this is just for height and not for weight.if you're fat I'm sorry
Charizard is my height but he's a lot heavier. I don't know a lot of Pokémon weights off the top of my head
>>32814781
Articuno? Golduck?
>>32814781
Oh, was this thread for fat shaming? Leave the poor chubby dinosaur alone and look to the poor bastard posting Raikou.
Closest I could find although I'm more 5'9" and I expect some sort of manlet joke
>>32814669
Hello my fellow garchompbro
Closest weight and height
>>32814342
didnt know darkrai was this short
Just slightly taller and a few pounds heavier than Deoxys
being a skinny manlet sucks
>>32814796
Ampharos. He's too short though
>>32814815
I don't know Raikou's weight off the top of my head but I know Meganium's
>>32814860
It is a pretty dense kitty.
>392.42lbs
>>32814879
that's around what a real tiger would weigh so good job game freak
anon is a fatty though
>>32814879
>wrong cat picture
>>32814887
>fatty
>>32814902
somehow I find it doubtful that a bodybuilder is posting on a board for a game about cute monsters
Closest thing is Haxorus but im an inch taller
Gets closest to it.
1,75m and 90kg, I think closest thing is Gogoat. I'm an Aries so it makes sense.
For those who suck at googling: https://pokemondb.net/pokedex/stats/height-weight
>>32814356
Looks like people keep it realistic, Boogie doesn't visit these threads.
I am 26 year old male btw
>>32814908
Hey, a bodybuilder can still be a child at heart, ya know.
Or a shitposter, whichever comes first.
An inch taller and 10 pounds lighter then I am but the closest I could find.
>>32814342
>>32814908
Oh, but there is one right now. Also, more people work out than you might think.
Hey, how's the weather down there manlets
>>32815005
How's the weather up there? Lanky.
>>32814342
Probably closest to Mega Heracross.
>>32814981
>>32814999
Timestamped biceps or gtfo
>>32814972
Fuck you
>>32815025
Can't take a good picture of that.
>>32815007
Pretty nice. It's certainly better than the fart clouds you breathe in on the daily.
>>32814618
Trans and want to be tall, so yeah, all eight inches.
>>32814342
So many Golducks ITT
Pretty much exactly
I'm a bit taller, but Darkrai is the closest.
Same height, not weight though.
>>32814737
>>32815086
How did you get this picture of me??
>>32815025
You don't really need to be a bodybuilder to know that, ya know.
I mean, it's not like /vp/ has never gotten its collective ass handed to them by someone like that, right?
I weigh about as much as a M-Salamence or Rhyhorn and am just 2in taller than Blastoise among a bunch of other mons. I might weigh less than that now. Last time I was at a doctor I'd lost ~50lbs since the time before that
>>32814342
Golbat.
>>32814342
Mega Swampert 6'3" 224lbs
Pretty dang close.
>>32815211
me too
>>32815211
Same here.
skeleton reporting
6' 55kg
>>32814908
lots of people come to /vp/. we've even had professional football players.
>>32814483
Maybe he was talking about his dick
closest one for me is aerodactyl but i'm an inch taller and 10 or so pounds heavier.
This fucker right here
>Actual garbage
How fitting. It was either this or Mega Swampert. I don't know exactly how much I weigh.
this is actually my favorite pokemon. i guess we both have a weight problem
>ywn get /fit/ with your favorite pokemon
>>32814342
This is the closest I could find.
>5'03'' (1.60)
1.67
>154.3 lbs (70 kg)
65-68 kg
>Tfw everyone is either too short/tall or too light/heavy.
Pretty much this guy.
6'02 and 93kg.
mega latias
>5'11"
>120lbs
i never knew latios was 2 feet taller and 20 kg heavier than latias
>>32814342
>>32814342
I'm 5'8" @ 140lbs
so technically no exact matches
team height:
>articuno, megaYzard, rapidash, Typhlosion, scarmory, dewgong
team weight:
>electrode, wishiwashi (schooling), starmie, mega latios, lando, trevenant
the real question is which team would win 6v6
>>32816076
We gotta hold down the lighter end of the scale here
>>32814342
Cutiefly
Pretty fitting
>>32816084
i'm just glad its big enough to carry me on its back, this has always been my head canon
keep in mind the pokedex weight/heights are averages and there is some variation
>>32816107
Personally I give it ±10-15% for both height and weight
>>32814908
that's not a bodybuilder you dyel
that's a powerlifter
>>32814839
Same, 5'8" and 150lbs here
Few kg lighter
same height, really close in weight
>my bro matches me in both height AND weight
Aw yis.
>>32814342
nice
>inb4 manlet
Closest is Mega Heracross
I'm closest to Sharpedo.
I had no idea he was so fucking big!
Closest to Blaziken, kinda have the same body type too so I'm not surprised.
>>32814371
Dewgong for me as well. Either Dewgong or M-CharizardX.
>>32814867
>tfw you're also 1.8m and weigh ~68 kg
>>32814342
Araquanid? Sweet.
I'm a bit taller and a bit skinnier
Why the hell is furret so damn tall, I always though It was the perfect height for a shoulder mon.
Pretty accurate but I'm slightly shorter.
>>32816426
Pic related explains why Furret is tall.
>>32816431
same but I just can't imagine crobat being this tall it's ridiculous
>>32816433
Cute drawing
wew that's a big shark.
i'm losing weight, started on Salamence and apparently my objective is Crobat, total bromon.
>>32814526
>I forgot my weight
it's ok fatty
Not exact, but only off by an inch and a kilo. I don't know what size I expected Zapdos to be, but not this.
>>32814342
>>32816113
What about professional athletes anon?
Surely they're 25+% taller than the average human
Ursaring is pretty close so that's cool
I never thought golbat work be so big
I weight even less becauseI have hyperthyroidism.
>>32814737
Hold on, how did you get this picture of me you fucker? That's literally me!
>>32814369
You sneaky piece of shit.
>>32814384
Have you considered Team Rocket's "Super Secret Stun Sauce"? It worked wonders in the show.
>>32816310
Same and same.
Aerodactyl, in both height and weight
>>32816017A-At least we're not in Rhyperior's weight range, right?
>>32814654
>>32814669
>>32814553
>>32814990
>>32815142
>>32816025
All these glorious 6'3" 210 lbs motherfuckers.
We should start a club. Who wants to touch dicks?
I've put on a little weight since the last time one of these threads was posted. I used to be in the Articuno/Sceptile range.
>>32814627
mah nigga
>tfw I've lost a ton of weight recently too
Height and weight dead on, don't know what to feel
It's funny actually, my goal weight is Garchomp, looks like Haxorus just can't win.
>>32814342
Closest one I've found
>>32816869
Wingspan brother.
I like how they usually measure Pokemon how the closest animal to them would be, quadrupeds is sole to shoulder/head, reptiles and snakes are snout to tail, bats and birds are wingspan.
>>32814703
Me too. Almost exactly
>>32814765
For me
My exact weight (82 kg), but I'm a solid 8 cm taller than this bugger.
I'm okay with this.
I thought he'd be heavier. I guess it makes sense.
Zebstrika is the one that is closest in height and weight to me...Damn being a short person
that was a nice surprise
>no brittle bones disease kid posting Wheezing yet
Shame
An inch shorter, but a pound heavier than Mega Latias.
>>32817008
I'm dumb then, guess I'll look at human shape stuff to find the right one
>>32814669
>>32814553
Garchomp bros UNITE!
>>32814342
Aerodactyl, the homie.
64.8637 kg and 5'8" ;_;
W-Which Pokémon am I....?
>>32817884
I'd say it still works, if you led on the floor the tip of it's wings would be at your head and toes
>>32817931
Probably closest to Duskclops who's 5'3" at 67.5kg
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_Pokémon_by_weight
>>32816023
>>32814867
>>32816379
muh bisharpbros
>>32817971
I'd say more like Mega Heracross really, 5'7 and 62.5kg.
>>32814342
Mega Sceptile.
>>32818023
oh shit yeah, I glanced over him since normal Hera isn't that tall
>>32816431
i converted to metrics and it looks pretty much spot on, but is crobat's height supposed to be his wing span? If not then thats a big ass bat
Same height, and only 5 pounds difference.
Crobat. This thing is 180cm and 75kgs, just like me
Mega Salamence weight
Exeggutor height
Closest match, but I weigh about 5 kg less.
By the way Pokedex measurements don't make any sense. Any bodybuilder with the size of Machoke would weigh at least 100 kg.
Pretty close. Off by ten pounds
Exact same height and weight, I'm kind of freaked out. It's great though, one of my favorite Pokemon of all time.
>>32814342
The closest I've found is Cofagrigus.
about 15 cm taller than me
>>32815035
>Height
>13'01"
>Weight
>36.4 lbs.
Post a picture of yourself, you liar.
>>32818789
>posting a picture of yourself on a Filipino chess forum
>>32818578
Fucking literal magic creatures man.
>>32818725
>Post a Pokémon that is the same height and weight as you.
>about 15 cm taller than me
What part of fucking "Post a Pokémon that is the same height and weight as you" don't you get?
>>32818872
:c that pokemon dont exist
>>32818878
Literally Rapidash, you fat fuck
>>32818890
thanks
There are no Pokemon that are 6' even. I weigh as much as a Sawsbuck, though.
Only one i could find thats closest to my height and weight. why does every 6 foot tall pokemon have to be 6'7". Arcanine is like the only one thats 6′3".
>Tentacruel is actually a fucking manlet
Uh.
>>32818789
>he doesn't know snek pokemon are measured in length
kek
>>32818997
fatass
Im a guy
>>32819508
Me too
>>32816916
are you me anon
Closest match, I'm taller than this but it'll do.
this guy is the closest match, like, five pounds off closest
FML
1.68m and 45kg
(17 male)
>>32816928
alarming amount of people who are the same size as me
>>32819850
rip underage summerfags
>>32816923I'd like to be as tall as Rhyperior desu
>same height as Sceptile, Gigalith, and Typhlosion
>weight is between Armaldo and Mega Latios
Man, Mega Latios is a lanky shit. 2 metres 30 and only 70 kilograms.
>>32816281
are you a fetus?
>>32814342
Crobat weight, arcanine size
>>32814342
Absolutely no Pokémon is 5'8/68kg. Or 5'7/60 or 70.
The closest is Magmortar.
>>32820118
Even joking about it is bannable mate.
>5'6'' 115 lbs
>Sceptile is 5'7" 115 lbs
close enough since everything is measured in meters
>>32816943
This is closest to me. I'm about 2-3 inches taller and 5 pound less.
>>32814654
>>32815142
>>32816025
I can't help but think they cheated and measured it to the top of its antlers
Help.
>>32820147
literally same height & weight as me
Works perfectly - Poison is my favorite type.
>>32815159
Brennan go play with your daughter (or start fights in /wfg/ or something.
type null is the closest, but I'm 2" taller and 5 lbs heavier
Height and weight on the dot
This upsets me
>>32814369
I don't think he can change weight.
>>32814781
> implying big weight = always fat
muscle bears play pokemon too
Close enough
>>32819064
I'm only off on the weight by one pound.
>>32814342
fav pokemon too
>>32815988
>>32820309
>5'10, 260lbs
I'm just an inch short.
Can't complain about one of my favorite Bug Type Pokémon.
>>32814342
Aerodactyl.
1 inch taller and 2 kg lighter.
Not far off.
>>32820911
I'm 3 inches taller and 10 pounds lighter but nonetheless, Scizor is the closet to me currently but I am working at becoming a Garchompbro.
the closest one.
Is this healthy?
>there are no 5'5 pokemon according to ctrfl+f
>5'3
>188 lbs
close as I could be bothered to find
>>32814342
Mega-heracross/Cofagrigus/Deoxys
>>32814781
Dude just use the wiki.
>>32814908
Vin Diesel plays DnD. You know nothing.
>>32816081
Mega heracross is 5'7 and 135, close enough
>>32814371
same, except there's no 5"6 pokemon
>>32814908
Not a bodybuilder, but a powerlifter here.
My gym buds and I play competitive Pokémon too.
Us gym rats don't only train only our body, but our brains too. Besides, we grew up playing Pokémon anyways.
>>32814342
None of them. This thing was the closest I could find though so I guess him. I'm an inch shorter and last I checked I was more around 190something in terms of weight.
>>32814978
Deoxys is literally me.
Both to a t