ITT: Times Pokemon Ruined a relationship / Ruined your chances

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ITT: Times Pokemon Ruined a relationship / Ruined your chances with people

Ill start:
>2010
>Dating qt3.14 from Algebra class
>She constantly makes fun of me for liking Pokemon
>Constantly mocks Pikachu around me to trigger me
>Whatever, doesn't trigger me

>Fast forward 2 years

>Junior year
>Still with qt3.14
>Go to my place
>Get frisky
>Stick dick in
>She moans "Pi-i-k-a-a-a-a"
>Dick softer than velvet
>Tell her to get dressed
>Show her out and tell her never to talk to me again
>Spends all of next year trying to hop back on my dick