SHOWDERP - lazy ecchi edition

Bane?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592612327

make new thread
y/n

>>32804561
i dont think anyone's taking showderp as seriously as you anon, but do whatever will make you happy :D

>>32804495
Kind of the wrong fetish to invoke baneposting, isn't it?

>>32804561
it's already right here

>>>/v/381026178

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592615153

>>32804565
touhou lewders like you will be the first to go on the day of the rope

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592617070

>>32804625
word, thank god

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592619126

New champion

me

specs gengar

Cloyster @ Normal Gem
Ability: Skill Link
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Shell Smash
- Icicle Spear
- Rock Blast
- Explosion

>>32804710
A pokemon with only Accuracy-lowering moves

boostan roostan

archeops

>>32804718
swampert/gastrodon with muddy water + mud bomb + secret power imo

WE FINA BE (Tapu Fini) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Misty Surge
EVs: 244 SpA / 84 SpD / 180 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hydro Pump
- Moonblast
- Hidden Power [Fire] /ice beam
- Defog

>>32804719
rip baton ass
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592625860

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592626313

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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592629044
dead

LITERALLY THROWING

impeached

me

Skarmory @ Leftovers
Ability: Weak Armor
EVs: 252 HP / 160 Def / 96 Spe
Impish Nature
- Roost
- Spikes
- Brave Bird
- Guard Swap

just press button (Zygarde-10%) @ Choice Band
Ability: Aura Break
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Thousand Arrows

no other moves

Cacturne

a starter

arena trap diglett

pidgeot mega

heres how this will work
nfe's will evolve if they survive a battle
mons will de-evolve if they die
if they cant go any further theyll be off the team
i wont be going long so dont worry if im shit

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592635087

cacturne devolves
pidgeot devolves
diglett evolves

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592637009

>>32804492
I want to cum on Murasa's smelly bare soles!

cacnea evolve
pidgeot evolve

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592637692

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592638789

>>32804492
God, Iromeki Overdrive outdid himself with this picture. God tier soles.

zygarde evolved

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592639941

MAXIMUM POWER

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-592641134

new champ

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-592642754
watch me kill the team off while we wait

me

or calm mind blissey

ness lol (Marowak-Alola) @ Thick Club
Ability: Cursed Body
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Bone Club
- Bonemerang
- Bone Rush
- Shadow Bone

donnel venipede

Speed Creep (Tapu Koko) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Electric Surge
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Thunderbolt
- Volt Switch
- Dazzling Gleam
- U-turn
or
Power Creep (Tapu Lele) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Psychic Surge
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psychic
- Psyshock
- Moonblast
- Focus Blast

Rangoon (Togedemaru) (F) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Poison Jab
- Zing Zap
- U-turn
- Return

calm mind blissey

>>32805082
sash, arena trap trapinch

HOGE

a black pokemon

more half time, we not ded yet

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-592644410

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592647216

time to goy

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592649460

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592650999

ruh roh kids

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592654086

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592658078

new teamu

necrozma

trunk (Phanpy) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Sand Veil
Level: 1
Impish Nature
- Sandstorm
- Stealth Rock
- Ice Shard
- Endeavor

Ninjask @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Infiltrator
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Final Gambit
- Toxic
- U-turn
- Free pick
or
donnel cleffa

A Sephiroth

Rangoon (Machamp) (M) @ Choice Specs
Ability: No Guard
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 1 Atk
- Focus Blast
- Fire Blast
- Vacuum Wave
- Hidden Power [Ice]

black diamond pokemon

Eviolite Vigoroth

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>>32805373
>>32805374
>>32805375
3 leads
>>32805378
not even best ff desu
>>32805380
a specs machamp
>>32805381
could be anything

>>32805399
never mind i was thinking of necrozma

add >>32805384

>>32805378
tf is this?

>>32805421
Something that reminds you of Sephiroth

>>32805381
>>32805378
Suggester here these are rhyperiors.

>>32805421
it's autism

just use greninja bruh

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592663462

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592666081

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592668402

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592670333

heh

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592672799

counting it

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592673501

>kilometerman joined.
post it

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592674348

>>32805610
i'm going to post my dick in your ass in a second

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592677487

new team

WORKING CLASS HERO (Gyarados) @ Gyaradosite
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Taunt
- Dragon Dance
- Waterfall
- Crunch

Agility Z-Move Empoleon

many days in kanto

Keldeo @ Normalium Z
Ability: Justified
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Scald
- Secret Sword
- Hyper Beam

or if you already have a z meme on the team
Cloyster @ Normal Gem
Ability: Skill Link
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Shell Smash
- Icicle Spear
- Rock Blast
- Explosion

oolong

Rangoon (Whiscash) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Oblivious
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Earthquake
- Waterfall
- Stone Edge

darmanitan

Anything with a Sticky Barb

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592682928

took a trip to hoenn apparently

physical penguin less go

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592685252

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592687554

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592689710

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592693401

new team

venom drench + pursuit thing

fightningium z kartana. Jolly.

Rangoon (Druddigon) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Gunk Shot
- Fire Punch
- Dragon Claw
- Iron Tail

Aromatisse @ Kee Berry
Ability: Aroma Veil
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Moonblast
- Wish
- Energy Ball

Landorus-10% (Krookodile) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Intimidate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 248 Def / 12 Spe
Impish Nature
- Earthquake
- Stealth Rock
- Knock Off
- Bulk Up
or
super saiyan ebin cade (Infernape) @ Leftovers
Ability: Iron Fist
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Bulk Up
- Calm Mind
- Assist
- Slack Off

hoge or hoge helper

baneguin

banded lando t with only u turn and explosion

Magearna's Anuse (Klinklang) @ Leftovers
Ability: Plus
EVs: 252 HP / 56 Def / 196 SpD / 4 Spe
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Flash Cannon
- Gear Up
- Magnetic Flux
- Rest

Put Charge Beam instead of Gear Up if you manage to reach its final form.

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i just wanna say that my banner got added to dogars, and i am happy. i hope everyone else is happy too

>>32806055
congratulations

>>32806059
thanks man

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592696109

stanley op

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592696722

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592698137

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592698839

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me on the OwO

im the weiner

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592700774

new team

Landorus-10% (Krookodile) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Intimidate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 248 Def / 12 Spe
Impish Nature
- Earthquake
- Stealth Rock
- Knock Off
- Bulk Up

>>32806050

baneguin

snips

>>32806232
WE WUZ OU N SHIET (Scrafty) @ Aguav Berry
Ability: Moxie
EVs: 56 HP / 248 Atk / 204 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Dragon Dance
- High Jump Kick /drain punch
- Knock Off
- Poison Jab

anything with metronome only and normal z, if it gets a kill give it a full set

Rangoon (Chandelure) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Will-O-Wisp
- Hex
- Substitute

donnel rockruff that becomes
lycanroc of choice

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592705572

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592706788

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592707887

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592709183

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592711082

new champu

me or any evo of porygon that has a speed boosting move and call it quack rundown (LOL)

>tfw havent champed in over a month
s-sugoi...
me or stolen

Rangoon (Arbok) (M) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Shed Skin
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Coil
- Earthquake
- Gunk Shot
- Rest

Golisopod @ Choice Band
Ability: Emergency Exit
- First Impression
- Sucker Punch
- Sleep Talk
- Rest

Hoopa Unzipped (Hoopa-Unbound) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Magician
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Dark Pulse
- Calm Mind
- Rest
- Block

Celestial Jewry (Golurk) @ Flyinium Z
Ability: Iron Fist
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Fly
- Phantom Force
- Toxic
- Drain Punch

bubblhed

>>32806440
dual screens meganium

Code Red

ok good night showderp

>>32806455
good night, anon. sleep well.

>>32806455
get the fuck out also nice dubs

LET'S ROCK
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592713439

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>>32806455
shhh...

>>32806469
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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>>32806469

Is showderp diverse?

>>32806523
yeah i'm black
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592716417

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>>32806523
yes
(me on the drugs)

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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592717862

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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592719587

>>32806523
I have autism covered, so it would be bad if other people on here also had autism or ADD or ADHD, and it wouldn't be diverse then. No fun in diversity when everyone on here as autism or some kind of ASD, know what I mean? I'm also a white cis male, so there better not be any other white people here, or cis people. Of course this place is full of dudes can't help that one though.

>>32806650
did you just assume my gender

>>32806650
Don't know about showderp but /vp/ actually has one of the higher female populations of the boards

>>32806650
i too am diagnosed with asmr

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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592722004

>>32806671
o rly

>>32806707
This was about 3 years ago or so I read this, but it was ranked just behind /cgl/, /lit/, /co/ and maybe a few others

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New champ! Fun as always, take care, friends!

me or marowak-a

any fighting type name after youtube link to your favourite player select bgm from your favourite fighting game

Kartanant (Durant) (M) @ Fightinium Z
Ability: Hustle
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Iron Head
- Crunch / X-Scissor
- Superpower
- Hone Claws

Crunch should prevent it from being walled by Alolan Marowak,
I don't thing the Bug STAB is mandatory here unless for Slowbro.
Z-Superpower should already remove most of Heatran and seriously damage Skarmory and Celesteela at +1.

or

Tenga Smash (Cloyster) (F) @ Waterium Z
Ability: Skill Link
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Icicle Spear
- Rock Blast
- Razor Shell
- Shell Smash

princess nofun (Toxapex) (F) @ Icium Z
Ability: Merciless
EVs: 248 HP / 152 Atk / 96 Def / 12 SpD
Impish Nature
- Haze
- Baneful Bunker
- Infestation
- Liquidation

Rangoon (Crawdaunt) (M) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Ice Beam
- Sludge Wave
- Surf
- Dark Pulse

ebin cade

free pick nicknamed "Rangoon but better"

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>>32806746
sleep well chimp

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>all these losers who cant get laid on tinder

hellfrog

yes hello

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>>32806754
>no scald
>no speed evs
>252HP on a shit balk mon

>>32806782
What we out speeding?

>>32806761
t.chad

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592725867
ready to stroke

>>32806761
>tinder

>>32806801
skarmory could already be a good start

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592727579

>>32806830
Do you have a good finish

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592728850

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592730069
champ sucks

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592730571

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592731740

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592733973
cool and good

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592734235

new chamo lamo desu famo

me or free pick

IF CADE IS ON TEAM: furret with coil and dynamic punch
the object is to coil to boost your accuracy, then punch

if not, ebin cade

>>32806240

>>32807038
DOGARS

thinkign of future (Girafarig) @ Kee Berry
Ability: Early Bird
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Rest
- Recycle
- Calm Mind
- Future Sight

Asszelf (Azelf) @ Focus Band
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- U-turn / Shadow Ball
- Dazzling Gleam
- Psyshock
- Flamethrower

Rangoon (Whiscash) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Oblivious
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Earthquake
- Waterfall
- Stone Edge

Code Red

>>32807038
Ditto

Lucario @ Steelium Z
Ability: Steadfast
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Mild Nature
- Nasty Plot
- Agility
- High Jump Kick
- Bullet Punch

>>32807057
what?

>>32807057
>Giving shitmons
>Being a slowpoke

>>32807057
Nasty plot?

>>32807060
He likes niggers. Ignore him.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592736115

>>32807069
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592738062

https://plug.dj/plugderp

Reminder to come hang out in plug

>>32807067
epic casual racism, friend
Us 4channers, amirite?

>>32807105
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592739224
>champ won to this

>>32807120
(you)

>>32807132
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592740518

new pepperoni man

can i champion

>>32806240

STEEL CROW (Skarmory) (F) @ Flyinium Z
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Tailwind
- Brave Bird
- Roost
- Iron Head

>>32807047
this

Rangoon (Sandslash) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Sand Rush
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Knock Off
- Poison Jab
- Stone Edge

>>32806722
I have never seen a girl in a comic book or comic book accessories store before surely that can not be true

donnel litwick named my mom's light

>>32807184
Specs Camerupt

>>32807184
Are you gonna be a bitch CHAMP or a cute CHAMP

cacturne

REMOVE TAPU (Porygon-Z) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hidden Power [Poison]
- Conversion
- Thunderbolt
- Ice Beam

>>32807189
comic books AND CARTOONS

also this >>93269770 is on /co/ theres a reason its full of girls

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7ou-592738062

never forget champ winning by the skin of his teeth against a two mon team in an era without baton pass.

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>>32806761
look should I post a picture of myself and then you will see why I can't get laid. it used to be that im weird and play pokemon (yes that rumor still stayed all the way until high school), girls just were not interested in me in college, and now I can't get laid because of my looks and how I don't make 30k a year and live on my own, but mostly because I'm not physically fit like chad and don't live on my own

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592743687

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592745375

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592746135

>>32807207
chad and wizard version when?

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>>32807207
me irl

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592747444

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>>32807290
Which one is LoliKahn?
Mooeybaka here.

>>32807306
ecks dee

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>>32807306

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>>32807309
real leak of champ focusing on neoderp while bitches trying to fuck him.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592748996

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>>32807277
sorry bro i didn save any of those versions but they are still hilarious as fuck

>>32807341
Do... do people just stare directly into the water when they're showering? Who the fuck looks toward the showerhead? Doesn't water get into your eyes?

>>32807336
>>32807324
>>32807324
>>32807309
>>32807290
as long as they guy makes serious money, it seems like in asian culture a guy like that really could get girls like that. i mean just be able to make enoguh to support your family and be rich and shit and bam girls go after you. its different from western culture but its like how much money the guy makes is even more important in asian culture to the point where it doesnt matter what the guy looks like (to a certain point)

>>32807348
No you let the shower hit your hair

>>32807356
Yeah, that's why I face away from the showerhead. Do you grow hair all over your face or what? mine's on the back.

>>32807353
I think it's merely to test him in concentrating so he doesn't get distracted in large crowds when he plays live.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592750496

>>32807363
Anon you might be autistic
I meant your head hair

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>>32807348
it seems like most people do where i live, that conversation came up a few times over the years

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592750622

>>32807382
Sorry, I'm just not getting it. Do you hold your chin against your chest so the water hits the top of your head only? How exactly does your showering work?

>>32807391
can you post more.

new team

https://pastebin.com/apEneEip

Take the last 4 digits of your post, and go to the corresponding line number in this text. Pick whatever Pokemon set is closest to it.

If it's an Uber, just do Vincune.

chansey named my mom's nurse

>>32807394
Either you're a giant or your shower is small
The shower is above you shooting water down
You stand facing the shower head
and you let the water hit the top of your head or your chest if you're tall

ebin cade

>>32807415
Jirachi with Doom Desire

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>>32807399
I only have 1 more saved after this one

hoge or hoge helper

>>32807415
Rangoon (Silvally-Fairy) @ Fairy Memory
Ability: RKS System
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Multi-Attack
- Parting Shot
- Explosion

dogars

>>32807420
I'm 5'9". My shower shoots water directly into my face if I'm turned toward it, no matter how far up or down its tilted.

>>32807423
dang. i'm a hardcore window starer.

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>>32807420
most shower heads touch people's chests when standing normally for a guy here, average height is 5'9" in manlet land

>>32807433
Anon you're autistic
Just tilt your head down a little or let the water hit your chest

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592752958

>>32807440
does this make anyone else horny?
I kind of what to fuck him because he's so insecure and downright dead.

>>32807447
I don't have a full tub, so I can't step back far enough for the water to hit my chest. And like hell am I gonna hold my head tilted down for 30 minutes.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592753516

>>32807458
You just have a small shower or you're lying about your height

>>32807458
post tummy.

>>32807478
I do have a small shower. I'm really not sure what part of that was hard to understand.

>>32807479
y-you first

>>32807479
This

>>32807489
Get a real shower faggot

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592754552

>>32807495
I'll call my landlady and ask her. I'm sure she'll get right on it, considering she can't even fix my sink disposal that's been broken for 9 months.

>>32807502
you should buy your own place instead of rent

Champ is slow http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592754658

>>32807502
>not owning a house

>>32807508
>>32807516

I'm only 21, so I don't really want to tie myself down to this town quite yet. I'd prefer to find a nice girl and be in a committed relationship before deciding to make such a big investment.

>>32807520
typical cuck.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592755660

>>32807520
I agree with you on this but I still think you should face the shower

>>32807534
I don't want to get my acne wet because it'll increase the rate dramatically,
and whenever I wash my face it takes too much fatigue out of my day.

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>>32807534
I'll consider it constructive criticism and make a note of that. I actually have a fear of water from something that happened when I was a kid so having water hit my face freaks me out

>>32807528
see image

>>32807550
I've never gotten acne

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592757101

>>32807520
yeah i would too would like to buy a house or move out only when i am in commited relationship but shit that ain't going to happen i cant even get a girl to give me the time of day anymore, at least you have your youth

>>32807561
whats your secret? do you have a diet just like the activated almonds guy? not living in america? being asian or a girl?

>>32807550
water is not going to aggravate acne unless you live in a third world country with really weird shit in your water, dude

>>32807592
>I do nothing all day
>I eat like shit
>I skip showers
I don't know It's just genetic I guess

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new champ, thanks for being cute everyone~

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>i don't wash my face
>i have acne

>>32807619
kek

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>>32807550
no wonder you don't get laid.

>>32807606
it probably is. dad got it super bad when he was my age, and my sister got it bad now since reason, and i have it worse than her since im a guy. but shit at least im not fat not even antibiotics and eating a healthy diet of not junk food and sugar and HFCS can make the acne on my face and chest and the 45 whiteheads on my back go away. yes i counted. i would go on accutane but doctors suggested against it due to other medical shit i have and parents think i would become too depressed and my heart rate is already high, just to name a couple

>>32807644
i meant to say can't make that stuff go away, its late im going to bed

>>32807644
lol oob

>>32807644
women tend to have worse acne due to hormonal fluctuation, lol

Acne tip, change your sheets, pillowcase, and clothes you wear to bed frequently.

new champ when, reminder that champing can reduce acne by up to 60%

>>32807676
by avoiding water.

>>32807665
change clothes and pajamas every day, so at least twice a day. sheet stuff changed twice a week, pillowcase changed every other day

i mean i might have to start cleaning my pillowcases and sheets every single day but maybe i wont have acne

I'll champ if allowed

>>32807890
boostan roostan

Fear-o-Thorn (Ferrothorn) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Anticipation
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Iron Defense
- Leech Seed
- Protect
- Rest

regirock

>>32806240

tornadus

Rangoon (Togedemaru) (F) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Poison Jab
- Zing Zap
- U-turn
- Return

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592773033

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592774066

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592775510

>>32807612
wtf thats the background of my phone

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592776890

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592777706

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592778956

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-592780886

new champ I'm angry

we're at bump limit someone make a new bread to attract a new champ

>>32808106
only if you claim

NEW THREAD

>>32808136
>>32808136
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