20 year old asshole opens Pokemon for the first time

>>32803840
The box! The box!

me

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>>32803846
????

>>32803852
b-but anon...

>>32803869
GARDEVOIR OPEN GARDEVOIR

>>32803878
what's wrong big boy?

>>32803879
You put the back three cards in front, yeah?

>>32803881
What if he is a big guy?

>>32803891
I-I am not!

>>32803891
for you

>>32803879
I'm only gonna post the, well....whatever the fuck the rares are supposed to be.

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>>32803879
For you, anon. Which next?

>>32803925
The Charizard one i have feeling something good is there

>>32803956
on it, b0ss.

HYPE!!!!

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>>32803956
two more in this box

>>32803987
Leave the tin for now, open Sun Moon

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>>32803991
There ya go

>>32804032
Delphoxe
Also check mah dubs!!!!!!

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>>32804041
what dubs, anon?

>>32804069
>basic 120
the power creep is real

>>32804079
There is no power creep because pokemon has rotation

>>32804069
steam siege
also 6

>>32804079
Aerodactyl isn't a basic and some of the most broken cards are from the older sets anyway.

>>32804079
>Base Set Chansey

>>32804109
Not that anon, but even so, nothing should cost 2 colorless energy and do 120 with no negative effects (it even has a positive effect!).

>>32804116
That was 80 damage and 80 self-damage for 4C.

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>>32804079
only 2 left

>>32804142
Oh, it was about the damage, my bad then.

>>32804149
benisaur

>>32804149
If dubs charizard

>>32804188
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>32804188
I can't deny dubs.

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>>32804188

>>32804210
Praise kek

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>>32804185
And we're done

>>32804210
>>32804226
Now all you need is Charizard ￣ω￣

post the card codes

>>32804263
I'll go back to the shop and grab the charizard box.

pulled any waifumons?

>>32804281
just two fairy marrills.

>>32804276
Hype

I can only imagine that heavenly smell. I buy a pack every once in awhile just to sit there and sniff them like a fucking retard.

It smells like my childhood.