ITT: we tell some wacky stories

I once flipped out over losing a shiny Pidgey and hit my girlfriend by accident flipping out over it... I'll still never forgive myself for it.

>>32798939
old stale pasta

>>32798939
I hate summer

>>32798795
Why is Pikachu trying to kill Misty? Did she deny his pleas for pussy?

I stole my friends ds and sold it back to him a year later for $50. A year after that I saw it gathering dust in his room and he said I could have it for free because he never uses it.

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Once beat my neighbor's 6 lv50+ team with a level 40 mantyke holding a wide lens

My reward was pizza pockets

This one time I played pokemon

>>32798795
I told my 2nd grade teacher that I was going to the bathroom and stayed in there for an hour trying to beat lance

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damn! i shouted, because i was angry. why was i angry? because i lost another battle! no matter how hard itried i could never win! your worthless, chamander!! i screamed at my charmander. he really was

we had been toghether for almost a month now, and in that time charmander had yet to win a single battle. use scratch! i cried but charmander would yawn and look at me. use ember! i pleaded but charmande would spind around a few times and sit down. do literaly anything! i begged but chamrander would just lie down and let the other pokemon beat him up

i took him to the nurses joy at pokemon center, but they couldnt tell what was wrong. he's a healthy young boy they said, we dont know why he wont fight. so i take him to professer elm. why wont he fight!? i asked him violently, holding my gun to his temple. elm whimpered and said he didnt know, but to ask mr pokemon. mr pokemon huh, what a stupid name. i killed professor elm and left for mr pokemon house

when i got there nobody answered the door when i knocked. im coming in! i screamed as i filled the dooor with bullets then kicked it open. inside was mr pokemon, butt naked, dancing in the middle of the room. how revolting! i told him as i raised the gun. tell me what wrong with my charmander! he begged for his life but in the end i had to kill him too, he was of no use

i had enough now! i told charmander to wait for me and i would be back. but i never came back. its been 2 years since that day. i still have 2 bullets left. in case he comes. one for him... and one for me

>>32798939
I love this one.

>>32798795
During my Freshman year of Highschool, I was part of a league on Showdown. I remember a fuck load of cringy shit I fully fucking regret and so many stupid things happening with it. Namely love interests I had.
>First gf I had was met on Showdown
>Find out that she's a fucking cripple months after dating her
>She broke up with me because I was bitching about Jirachi being op do to flinching shit in the custom server
>Befriend someone that used the Gen 4 Ghost Gym Leader avatar
>Think that they're a girl and fall in love them
>Ask them out, cry like a bitch when rejected, then fingout later that he was a guy and now he thinks I'm gay or bi
>Happened with another guy, who had a sister that shared accounts
>Had a Tranny friend (didn't date through PMs and /mes)
>Hand no idea what a Tranny was back then (thought is was someone with a physical birth defect. Sort of right)
>Go on an online date with a Korean Chick I like before once
>Get a second (or third depending on if the last one counts) gf on Showdown whose brother was part if the league
>Just didn't see her after I got demoted and fired later on
>Another time during my time there, I gave a Sony/Personafag obsessed Mexican advice on how to talk to girls (which he also wanted to date a girl he found on Showdown)
But my "achievement" was something completely unrelated to relationships
>Some random summer day
>Everyone was giving complements to the "cute gril" (not related to the situation, but another funny thing was that she made a metagame called Cutemons. Only cute Pokemon allowed, and on that Cute List was Swampert and Heatran.)
>She gives "^" to agree with her complements in a cute way
>I type "Femanon is actually satan if he was a pedophile" (From the Nostalgia Critic)
>First response from the lobby was from the cute gril with ^
>Everyone fucking person freaks out as I had achieved the greatest block of all time

>>32799890
Oh yeah. Almost forgot to mention that one time, the league moved to the formally most populated custom surver, to only then find out the admins running the servers were arrested (probably for being pedophiles or identify theft. Idk. No one was allowed to mention what it was.)

>>32799890
cool

>>32799560
That's more than most of this board can say.

I was so used to playing in the Battle Zone that I accidentally only chose three Pokemon when I fought against my friend in 6v6
I absolutely wrecked her half-legendary team

>>32799890
>nostalgia critic

cringe

>>32798939
lol

Last November I flipped my car while playing Sun and driving.

>>32798795
I solo'd Pokemon Black with Tepig

>>32799890
>>First gf I had was met on Showdown

That's enough for me, I'm already laughing.
8/10

>>32799890
This is why you don't let 8 year olds on the internet, look at what the fuck they end up doing.

>>32799909
Frost? someone was using the frost bucks system to sell nudes of an underage girl.

>>32798795
I found a shiny tangela once and before I could save my brother pressed the cartridge I hit him so hard that his nose bled,don't think it broke, but looking back on it younger me was a dick.

>>32804066
glad I am not the only one that remembers this. used to moderate that hell hole for a while glad it's over.

>>32804096
A group of friends and I had a few pisstake leagues before we would inevitably get in trouble and get deleted for causing a ruckus

Those retards running the server didn't know what futa meant.

>>32799890
>tfw no cute showdown gf

>>32804129
this might have been before me but I know what you mean I've seen some people get banned for some pretty stupid stuff
Admin started dating a pre-teen and everything went to hell

>>32804178
>preteen
WHAT THE FUCK

>>32798795
One summer after X and Y came out I completed my pokedex by giving my trainer a scam message and waiting for people to trade with me. Some nice anon traded me a Diancie before release and the rest is history.

Still can't believe people thought Diancie would hatch from an egg.

>>32804066
Yeah it was Frost.

I once restarted Black so my sister could play her first pokemon game. I didn't have wifi at the time and didn't think I ever would so all my shinies were still on the carts instead of in the bank. I forgot to transfer them before restarting. Lost a shiny Elekid and Growlithe I found in Virbank complex, shiny Oshawott I spent 4 months, on and off, soft resetting for, the first two shinies I ever bred which were a female and a male Feraligatr and several others. The Totodile were bred with full odds, no shiny charm.

>>32798795
ok i got one
that pikachu protec, but he also atak....
also op is most likely a bottom bitch closet case

>>32804546
Yeah man pretty wild ride that place was

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Here's my story. Not that wild though
>be me
>be messaging cute girl
>want to marry this girl
>girl is asking about Pokémon
>suggest she try it
>she says ok
>get excited because this cute girl could potentially become a cute Pokémon-playing girl
>she's autistic so she's 20x more likely to like it
>give her download links to Black and an emulator
>1 hour later
>"Lily help that site gave me a virus"
>she clicked on the obvious ads that say DOWNLOAD NOW on mediafire
>I spent like half an hour walking her through how to remove the chrome extensions and weather app and all the other bullshit she somehow installed
>this was at midnight and I didn't have my own computer then so I was doing this from my og 3DS
>she never ended up playing Pokémon
>high school is over and I've only met casual Pokémon players who think competitive playing "takes the fun out of it" and don't play anything beyond the main story
>mfw

>>32805956
>tfw no autistic competitive Pokemon Player gf
>tfw no autistic gf at all
>tfw autistic girls are better than normie gfs

>>32806014
>tfw autistic girls are better than normie gfs
Well duh

>Be me
>Freshman Year of High School
>Local GameStop is having a BW tournament, winner gets a free copy of B2W2
>As expected the entire tournament is Weather Wars
>Get to semifinal round with Sun team
>Only teenager left, other 3 remaining people are in their early-mid 30s
>Friend comes up to me and tells me that the one of the other guys is running a Sandstorm team and is pretty solid
>Gamestop employ hears this
>Thinks I asked my friend to scout out other teams for me
>Get disqualified for "unsportsmanlike conduct"
>mfw

>>32806097
>using a sun team

Better than Hail, but still man

>>32806537
gen 5 was some crazy shit

Sometimes I play more recklessly just for fun.

>cousin buys an action replay
>hacks in a team of level 100 legendaries
>challenges me to a battle
>know literally nothing about competitive Pokemon but accept anyway
>bully him hard with a single Shedinja I was training mid-game
>no Moltres or Heatran on his team because "they're ugly"
>gets mad and shuts off DS before losing
>"it was boring and unfair"

>>32805956
>>32806014
why must you namefag? no one cares if youre a girl just be normal

>>32799391
how did u do it anon

>>32806097
underage detected

Once my friend showed me a shiny Lucario he said he got from a girl he met when he was in hospital. He told me a long story of how they became friends and how she gave him the Lucario as a sign of their new friendship.
I was using his computer the next day and he had some saved templates of this exact Lucario he used for injecting it into the game.

>double battles erryday against brother
>fucker always fields his celebi and kyroge
>do pretty decent, sweep most of his team until he brings them out, the duo beats me down pretty fast
>fine bruh
>do some quick PC shuffling between battles
>Darkrai and Snorlax first next battle
>literally sweep his entire team with just Darkrai really
>Every time we battle
>For months

>>32806014
They're not, trust me, they make you go from "neat" to "please fuck off" within a bunch of weeks.

>>32806568
Yeah offensive Alomomola is fucking reckless

>>32805956
Proof that autists need to be purged from this planet.

>>32798795
A year ago, I went to the Pokemon Regional Championships because it was in my area and I had 2 pokemon left and he had one (I was down to Cradily and Registeel and he was down to Weezing) His Weezing couldn't out damage Cradily's healing and neither Cradily or Registeel's offensive moves (Giga Drain and Sludge Bomb and Iron Head) could put enough of a dent in the health Weezing was getting back with Pain Split so my opponent surrendered.

>>32807926
Because it triggers you

>>32808285
Satoshi Tariji is an autist and so am I

>>32808895
>Satoshi Tariji is an autist
There is no proof of that, it's just a rumor started by Time.

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>>32798795
The year was 2000, Pokemon was banned at my school due to fights and other arguments occuring. Any cards seen by security were confiscated. My uncle was head of security at my school. Any cards he got were given to me. I would keep the ones I liked, and traded back everyone else's cards for new ones. I was an evil piece of shit.

>>32808895
Most namefags are

I found out that I'm related to francineposter

Sometimes I upload nudes to imgur and then breed a bunch of starter pokemon and nickname each one after the link and wonder trade them away.

Then I sit back and masturbate while the views on the album goes up and delete it when I'm done.

>>32809158
Are they your nudes?

>>32809400
Yes.

>>32809417
Hot. Link?

>>32809426
I might do it tonight if you hop on Wonder Trade maybe you'll get lucky.

>>32809691
Why don't you post them here are you afraid other anons will judge you? What time?

>>32809861
Yeah, kinda.

Probably tonight, around 10pm est.

Takes a while to name them.

When playing a fresh run on platinum at the rich man's cheateau fighting the maids, I lost my riolu because of a clefable metronomes judgement, chucked me 2ds across the room, shouted FUCK and left a room of college kids confused.

>>32809894
Don't be shy anon. Post itt when you're about to do it.

A few times I've had sex with guys I knew where into pokemon so that I could trade myself their rare/cool/shiny/good mons while they were passed out from the sex.

>>32810288
I thought this would turn into Pokeprostitution, but then it turned into you being a fucking monster.
I hope you get aids.

>>32809426
>wanting to see another dudes dick

Fag.

>>32810393
>10 years old
>bw2 (2012)
Hmmmmm

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>>32810321
The only thing I get is dope ass pokemon.

>>32810408
Are you really surprised?

>>32810408
Sorry I meant when i was 13

>>32810497
How convenient.

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>>32810497
Mhmm

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>meet cool group of dudes who all play Pokémon
>invite me out to their place for a Monotype tournament
>nobody knows each other's type
>show up with Ghost
>destroy my way to the top
>semifinals is vs an extremely eccentric Normal team
>battle of the ages
>barely win
>final match for all the marbles
>vs the guy who's house we're at
>their squad's resident Pokémon master

>pulls out a Dark team
>rapes half my team with Moxie Krookodile
>welp.png
>he gets cocky and switches out his unstoppable cranked up Krookodile
>engage full on stallfag cheese tactics with Sableye, Ghourgeist, and Cofagrigus
>he panics and makes terrible choices at every turn
>everyone's crowded around screaming
>I barely scrape out a win
>everyone stops yelling
>"....I guess anon wins"

>never invited back

>>32809894
>not naming one and cloning it

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So I used to be on the Bulbagarden Forums.

>there're these two niggers named YellowOfViridian and HonchkrowReloaded
>they're friends
>supposedly around the same age
>Yellow's a chick, HR's a dude
>then this one faggot named MachoMan shows up
>supposedly knows HR in real life
>outs himself as a total nigger about a week after joining
>HR, like everybody else, condemns his shit
>MachoMan gets assmad that HR calls him out
>starts being an asshole to him online
>HR comments that MachoMan is being a dick to him IRL as well
>mods pretty much do nothing other than administer punishments to MachoMan when he breaks rules
>MachoMan also starts bullying Yellow because he thinks that HR likes her or whatever
>HR whiteknights her like she's fucking Guinevere
>bullying goes on, Macho says nasty shit, HR tells him off, mods are losers and don't really do shit
>then one fateful day, HR asks Yellow if she "likes anybody"
>she says that she does like somebody, but doesn't say who
>HR straight up says that he likes her
>she decides to fess up and says that HR was the one that she liked
>they're all doki-doki
>HR is permabanned that very night
>mods finally decided to start doing shit after MachoMan's last round of abuse and realized that HR and Macho shared IP addresses
>MachoMan never existed
>the entire two-and-a-half or three month-long shitshow was all an autistic and viciously evil ploy by HonchkrowReloaded to get Yellow to like him
>and it was all foiled because the retard didn't know what IP addresses were

I saw it all happen. I wish that I was making this shit up.

>>32810931
I feel like I've heard this or a similar story before

>>32811046
Maybe. It straight up got announced because of how big it was there at the time.

https://forums.bulbagarden.net/index.php?threads/on-two-recent-bans.78932/

I remember being pissed as fuck at the time. Now I just cringe.

>>32799890
Give me advice too. I also want a cute Showdown GF............... Senpai!!!!!!!!!!!

>>32810931
Gotta love forum drama, if I studied social crap I'd make a thesis about it

>>32798795
i was on netbattle for the last four years it was in existence

I dressed up like Hau for my GF.

Probably like 6 times now.

>>32807895
You my friend are a playground legend

>>32810288
>itt: how team rocket would actually operate

>>32811470
That's cute
Though that's a surprising number of times for such a short period since SM came out

>>32811523
Well when she first saw the art for sun and moon she thought he was a girl so the first few times we just kind of thought he was a girl.

>4th grade
>Playing PMD Blue Rescue Team on schoolyard
>Girl asks me what i'm playing
>"Pokemon"
>"That Doesn't look like Pokemon"
>"Cause it's better"
>let girl try the game
>She's in love with it
>Date all the way up until 6th grade
>Broke up cause she was moving.

>She stole my Blue Rescue Team game while she was moving away. . .

Bitches ain't shit. I was crying over the game.

>>32811422
Good, diapershit isn't welcome here.

>>32807992
>BW came out 7 years ago

>Playing FireRed
>Cousin playing LeafGreen
>Both trying to get Chansey
>Get Chansey
>Cousin is jealous
>Smacks GBA out of my hand
>GBA turns off
>Get flashbacks of hunting that damn Chansey
>Break cousin's nose and give him black eye
>Dad and Uncle run up
>They played Red and Blue
>They know the struggle of getting Chansey
>They patch up cousin and let my actions slide
>Dad tells me Uncle did exact thing to him when he made Uncle lose a Scyther

Ok so this is another love interest story.
>be 2014, I'm a senior in high school, last semester of the year
>talking with qt asian friend
>problem was, she was one of my good friend's exes
>felt a little bad about it
>he broke up with her about a year prior to all this so I didn't feel that bad though since time had passed
>anyway, me and qt asian girl start hanging out more and eventually dating
>we had more in common than friend and her did
>"friend" gets butthurt, doesn't talk to us anymore
>mfw he broke up with her
>only makes him more pissy
>she likes anime and is a casual gamer
>get her to try Pokémon since she hadn't played since RSE
>she doesn't have a 3ds, just a regular ds, so no XY for her, let her use my extra copy of Black
>I restart my White game and we play gen V through together
>fun as fuck
>she's hooked on the series
>school year comes to an end, she's going on a mission trip so South America a few weeks later
>by the time she gets back, I'll be going to the beach
>leave for college after that
>mutually ended relationship
>still friends on fb and snapchat, etc, but that's about our only contact
>find out she's currently dating another nerd like me at her university, happy for her, but still not completely over it
>meanwhile, in 3 years I've only had a handful of first dates that went ok but never went anywhere serious until recently
>another qt Pokémon nerd at my university
>have to wait til classes start back in fall to see where this goes though

Well not really a crazy Pokémon story but it's Pokémon related.

>>32811618
My dad would have killed me.

>>32811595
That's just your opinion
Diapers are comfy anyway ;)
Even if you don't like them, for me it's like wearing a cloud to bed. Super relaxing!

>>32798795
I fell asleep at a beach once and dreamed I got a blowjob from a bruxish. When I woke up, a friend was holding a fish on my dick and jerking me off with it and recording it.

Is that a wacky enough story?

>2010
>Dating qt3.14 from Algebra class
>She constantly makes fun of me for liking Pokemon
>Constantly mocks Pikachu around me to trigger me
>Whatever, doesn't trigger me

>Fast forward 2 years

>Junior year
>Still with qt3.14
>Go to my place
>Get frisky
>Stick dick in
>She moans "Pi-i-k-a-a-a-a"
>Dick softer than velvet
>Tell her to get dressed
>Show her out and tell her never to talk to me again
>Spends all of next year trying to hop back on my dick

>>32811666
>>32811690
>not nutting immediately
Is this the story about how you learned that you're gay?

>be me
>1999, nine years old, pokecraze in full swing
>sitting at friend's house, we're both playing red and blue (can remember which I was playing)
>mt. Moon felling zubat after zubat
>a wild pokemon appears "oh great, another zubat
>pixels flash across the screen in the shape of a flame
>"A wild Moltres appears."
>nofuckingwayholyshit proceed to throw a pokeball at it, it immediately pops out
>flash of fire "Moltres ran away"

>>32811749
Why?

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>be me, 8 years old
>red and blue all the rage in the states
>everyone is trading on the buses on the way to school
>trading cards with my friends on the bus
>some random kid challenges me to a battle
>I say yes, we start battling
> he has 5 porygons and a mewtwo
>ask why he has so many porygons
>"they're the best Pokémon"
>wipe his whole team with my dragonite and aerodactyl
>I ask him later why he thought porygon was the best
>"because it's 9999 coins, it has to be good if it costs that much"
>mfw he spent 3 nights getting all the coins to buy those porygons

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My first GF had a lot of Pokemon toys and she stuck a little toy Pokeball in my vagina and it got stuck.

It started to really hurt and I was panicking a little so she took a paper clip and tried to get it open a little so she could pop it out but it opened all the way and the little eevee inside of it came out and cut me pretty badly with it's pointy ear.

>>32808895
Gonna have to ask you to go back to r/pokemon

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I guess this is needed.

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>playin yellow for the first time as a kid
>understand nothing
>unable to beat rocko so my mum somehow did it with a pidgeotto
>find hm05 flash
>thinking "damn this shit must be like a lightning in thunderstorms must be strong as fuck"
>forget thunder bolt
>mfw1
>lvl 41
>"Pikachu try to learn Thunder"
>"uhmm noo it's just like loud sound or whatever it sure makes no damage"
>don't learn it and keep Thunder Shock
>mfw2

>>32811666
Is your dick ok, satan?

>>32811749
wtf? this didnt happen

>>32798795
At 3rd grade, I started a stupid fight over some pokemon cards and later they got officially banned at that school because of that dispute (I think the fight was about some card that I traded to a guy and later wanted it back).

Another story I have was on another school in 5th grade, most of the students tried to act tough as shit and I didn't hang out with them, but then one day I brought pokemon cards and then every guy started getting excited as shit and played with me. It's pretty funny, considering that they were at the phase where they considered pokemon (and pretty much anything that isn't violent, you know how 5th graders are) childish but then immediately got excited over some pokemon cards without a second thought (pretty much like pokemon go).

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>tfw I only had a few encounters irl with people who play pokemon

I've never had an awkward moment with pokemon. I think the biggest encounter I had was a kid called me gay because I was playing Pokemon, and I said "that's right, and don't forget it."

I'm envious

>>32813411
Are you me

>>32799890
>sort of right
haha you got me laughing

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>be me
>11 years ago
>5th grade
>at school
>kids talking about porn
>ask me if I've ever looked at porn
>"yeah"
>everyone crowds around me
>"what was it like"
>tell them it made my dick do funny things
>"what kind did you look at"
>my stupid ass tells them I was looking at pokeporn (which was the truth btw)
>"ew what the fuck anon"
>tell them it's good stuff
>eventually convince them to try it
>they all really like it
>mfw I turned my class into furfags

>>32813593
Kinda amazed at how brutally honest you are and how you managed to convince them to try it.

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Reposting mine from a 404'd thread.
>be 9 and with a twin brother
>parents invite couple to discuss business or something
>they brought their 12 year old son who had a Fire Red
>play Pokémon with twin bro and the kid while adults do their stuff
>eventually bring up we have Pokémon Gale of Darkness
>"I don't have that one, can I see?"
>show him the box and open it to show him the disc
>kid rips the disc off the box and puts it inside his pants
>we see this as clear as water
>ask him to give it back
>"I have no idea what you're talking about"
>"You have it in your pants"
>he takes off his pants and it's not there
>fuck, must be inside his boxers
>literally one second later his parents call him because they're leaving
>run with twin to tell the adults the kid stole your game
>"anon, it's not cool to blame it on others when you lose your stuff"
>our faces when
>couple and kid leave with our game

>>32813950
I remember that thread
I was the OP
I'm also the OP of this thread

>>32813739
You have single handily destroyed this generation by doing at, congrats anon

>>32813990
Was meant for
>>32813593

>>32809894
Are you getting on anon?

>>32813995
At least I did something with my life

>>32814001
A life of autism is not a life worth living

I stole my Pokemon Red cart from the class shitskin. No regrets.

>>32807992
>Anon says that he was a HS Freshman (probably 14 or 15) around the time B2W2 came out)
>B2W2 came out in 2012, it's literally almost
been 5 years
?????

>>32814100
Then why are we on 4chan

>years ago around the beginning of /vp/
>playing fire red on emulator all day/night on laptop in bedroom
>total isolation from friends/family/phone
>complete most of main story that day, decide to take a break after elite four, look at clock surprised it's like 2am
>look at cell phone and find multiple text messages from high school crush
>literal 10/10 that I never dreamed I had a shot with, she was literally asking me to go to her house and "hang out" ;)
>realize it was like 6 hours ago
>I try to text/ call her back but she doesn't answer and from that day forward she never really talked to me ever again
>went on /vp/ and had a tantrum

It was that night I swore to /vp/ that I was never going to play Pokemon ever again until I got a gf. Truth be told I kept that oath and completely threw away Pokemon for like 7 years until I met my current girlfriend and played through all the games I missed. I'm sad I missed all the quality banter here during that time.

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>>32798795
>playing Pokemon: Gale of Darkness (I'm not adding the extra bit of the title because fuck your memes)
>Battle Bingo
>try to fight a fire type with a ground type
>it outspeeds me and uses flamethrower, ends up burning me and cuts my attack enough that I can't do enough damage
>later in the water card
>got my ludicolo vs lapras, actually doing well, just need to beat this thing and I'll be able to get 2 more EP for the last bit
>just before the final blow can be struck, I get frozen from Ice Beam
>one the earlier boards get thunder bolted, paralyzed, and die because my guy can't stop getting paralysis

Don't get me started on all the times the computer outsped me, used a move, and ends up critting and killing me.

Fuck the cheating computer.

>>32811817
Did you at least get the ball back?

>>32811749
Why would you tell lies on the internet?

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>>32798964
Same, kill me.

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>>32814762
>tfw it's going to be 118 F tomorrow here in AZ

>>32798795
I was like 8 back then
>playing with pokemon cards
>I loved my venusaur
>but obviously I didn't know how to take care of my cards
>suddenly my venusaur (and other cards) disappears
>sad for days
>the next week a fatso from another class was playing pokemon
>'well, I could check a little'
>venusaur
>MY FUCKING VENUSAUR
>I took my card from his hand
>'you stole it, I'll kill you'
>tried to choke him
>the fatso somehow evaded me and tried to run
>obviously he was too fat for running so I catched him pretty fast
>I tried to kick his ass
>the faggot fell on his face and broke his nose, blood everywhere
>ohshit.jpg
>I left the fatso crying on the floor
>2 days later the teacher called me
>'anon, can you tell us what happened with x when he broke his nose?'
>'eh... we-e were playing and he fell and I-i...'
>started crying like a bitch
>apparently the faggot told everyone I tried to beat him
>but no one believed him cause he was a 'problematic child'
the retard lost that year and I was free from trouble, he was transfered to another school 4 or 5 years later, he found me and beat the shit out of me kek, I thought he'd forgive me cause we were children, but nope

>>32815238
>4 or 5 years later, he found me and beat the shit out of me
Beta as fuck

>>32815238
>4 or 5 years later, he found me and beat the shit out of me kek
Don't stop there anon, tell us more about this!

>>32815341
not that much to say about that, I was transfered to another school two years later (to be closer to home) so it was more like a random encounter and he clearly recognized me; he was thinner and taller than me at that time, idk why fat kids have a different growth rate, like, fat and small, suddenly thin and huge and when they reach 16 they stop growing and become fat again; I think I could beat him now but I haven't check normiebook in years

>>32811566
Did she make you dress up as hau when you thought he was a girl?

years ago i used to play pokemmo and got a shiny porygon, my favourite pokemon, out of the arcade first time
everyone thought that i payed to have it coloured and a mod once offered me like 20 shiny pokemon for it, i promised to give it to some guy when i stopped playing but never did

>>32814762
>>32815067
>using fahrenheit
Amerifats, everyone. Give them a round of applause. Tell me, do you still measure the length of things in horseshoes and cowhides, or have you gone modern and started using skateboards and "safety" rifles?

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>At a Pokemon VGC
>Cosplaying as a Rocket grunt
>Sitting and chilling, eating a sandwich
>Suddenly three young kids run up to me
>Proceed to recite the Team Rocket motto
>Alternate between the lines
>Final kid yells "MEOWTH DATS RIGHT"
>Big grins, I tell them that was awesome, then they run away
>mfw sitting there with half-eaten sandwich

Shit like this is why I love cosplaying.

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Posted this on another thread, a rather odd experience

>2008
>Casually visiting the local Pokemon TCG tournament once a week
>Everyone is playing and trading
>Some retard kid walks over to me
>Tried not to glare at him, but his one eye was twitching constantly and his face didn't look right
>Constantly drooling over my cards
>Asks me if I want to trade
>Ok, sure
>Pulls out Gardevoir EX out of nowhere
>Wasn't interested in his Gardevoir EX
>Retard kids leaves and forgot his card
>I put Gardevoir EX back into the bunch of cards laying around "his" turf
>Apparently they were not his cards after all
>Out of fucking nowhere his big brother appears and screeches like a true autist
>WHERE IS MY GARDEVOIR EX?!?!???!
>Autistic screeching intensifies*
>Suddenly his retard brother returns
>Points at me
>I showed him where I put his card and tried to explain the situation
>Shouts at me
>Apparently he was one of the "gym leaders" of the local tournament
>Threatens to ban me from the local tournament
>Didn't get banned gg faggot
>I never saw his retard brother again after that lol

>>32799890
Old post but how the fucking christ do you "go on an online date"?

>>32815238
same thing happened to me except I was the fat kid and I'm the I beat up my bully

>>32815238
How exactly did you know it was YOUR Venusaur?

>>32816436
So cute :)

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Boink.

>>32819588
Jesus christ

This thread is amazing

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>join monotype tournament
>people use dual type pokemon

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>>32799237

>>32813593
I literally didn't know pokemon porn was a thing until like five years ago.

>>32819588
JustinRPG??

bump because i have no story

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>>32813593
>mfw I turned my class into furfags
KEK

>>32811817
Fucking dykes

>>32798795
Post a better quality OP IMG next time fagtard

>>32811749
You're 27 years old and you're still lying like that fat kid who had parents who didn't care about him

>>32819588
>Not liking vore
Shit taste, bro.

>>32823850
Oh, I don't mind it, it's just the guy who posted that story who didn't like it.

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This story never fails to get me

>>32824312
That reminds me of that anon who likes "changing personality" everyday when needed to go outside to match the one of a pokémon and was asking what pokémon he should go for for an upcoming party/dinner

>>32799890
>heatran
>cute

>fight friend back in Diamond
>about to win, he's down to his last pokemon
>it's a Darkrai
>try attacking it
>Wonder Guard
>the fucking asshole cheated in a 999 in all stats Darkrai
>shut game off
>never battle him again

>>32807926
I never even notice until people bitch about it. Stop caring about it.

>>32825515
>heatran
>not cute
It's literally a lava pug

>>32821194
you're fucking retarded

>friend walks up to me
>around 7th grade or so
>"Hey Anon do you know what hentai is?"
>have literally never heard the word before in my life
>proceeds to tell me about how his other friend showed him a pic of Jessie from Team Rocket with Seviper's tail in her vagina

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>6
>go sledding with older cousin who's about 10-11
>get covered in snow
>get back home
>asks me if i want to see something cool
>shows me the Missingno glitch
>all while trying to convince me to get me out of my pants, because "they were wet from the snow"
>he had already removed his

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>>32825710

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>>32805899
>doesn't know its legal to marry preteens in most countries including america
don't get any ideas though stick with your pillow anon

>>32811618
How underage are you

I thought summer was a meme holy fuck

>>32826062
If they were playing FR/LG it's possible his dad and uncle are just manchildren who beat each other up over Pokemon as adults.

>local hobby store that I don't go to often has adults playing the Pokemon card game
>Have a handheld tourney for ORAS
>Figured it'd be the same adults playing with their elite tourneyfag sets so I bring my team of karenfags to it to test them out
>it's all actual kids so I try to leave before a kid challenges me
>Since the prize was shitty try to let him win so I let him knock out my team so we're both at 1 each
>Sends out Gyarados versus my specs Dragalgae
>Use HP Fire to deal as little damage as possible but his surf does even less
>Win against him
>Feel like the dick who beat a child at a kids game

>>32825710
That took an unexpected turn

>>32826103
He was a weird kid. I wonder what he's like now, i haven't seen him for 10 years

One time I got stranded in the Utah wilderness and developed an Umbreon tulpa.

>>32826159
You can't just stop there let's hear those details

>>32826062
Are you fucking retarded?
The games are so fucking old he's most likely over 20 years of age now.

>>32816195
Why do you have to make such a big deal out of it?

>>32825616
It's a solified turd

>>32826062
/vp/'s average age has always been 15 since XY got announced, summer has nothing to do with it

>>32816811
Sorry I'm late with reply, but on Showdown, you can do /me. Doing this in PM or lobby will change your text to italics, along with your username. So it would be like
"Anon took a shit on the street"
So your showdown gf and you would /me individual actions for the date or sexting (thank fuck I never did that and couldn't since she was a cripple) The sexting by other users, including mods, got so bad that it's now a bannable offense to have sex on showdown. Even though PMs of 2 consenting adults.

>>32826880
>/vp/'s average age has always been 15 since it was created, summer has nothing to do with it
ftfy

>>32826899
XY and Kotaku talking about Sage brought an influx of literal children, specially the latter when emoticon spamming kids asked if their OC donut steel could be in the game.

>>32827043
So /vp/ went from 100% underaged to 100% underaged?

>>32825710
What a good cousin

>>32825999
would you be ok with an adult dating your 12/13 year old daughter?

>beginning of gen 5
>decide to check on facebook if I can't find a real life pokemon league to compete with my friends
>find this facebook group with like 20 people that doesnt look autistic
>quickly become an admin
>one of the admin is a really great guy, knows a lot about competitive pokemon but is not a douche like people here. Uses his bro because he knows he's playing for fun
>the main admin is gay (he keep saying it in his posts)
>he's a karenfag that uses retarded movesets and stupid strategies
>gets angry at anyone mentioning OU pokemons
>bans people who disagree with him
>Me and the other admin try to keep in in check as much as we can
>In the same time I lose my job
>Find a new shitty minimum wage job to pay the bills until I can find something better
>first day at work, main admin is there
>he's wearing an umbreon pin on his uniform and an umbreon hoodie (with umbreon ears) under his uniform
>As soon as he sees me he starts howling
>''Hello anon, I didnt know you wanted to battle me this badly''
>''No, I work here now''
>After that he kept inviting me at his home
>One day I accept because he also invited this cute girl from work
>Get at his place and she's not there
>''Haha, I told her to leave us alone''
>Fake a text message and tell him I can only battle him once because I have an emergency
>Tell me to wait a minute
>He comes back with a black and red fox fursuit (looks a bit like Versilify)
>Tells me he's a furry
>I tell him I have to leave because he took too much time with his costume
>Leave the the pokemon group and stop talking to him at work


Right now the facebook group has 1800 members and it's the biggest group in my city. The guy is still and admin

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>be me
>BW2 came out, 16 years old
>secretly lurk here underaged (half you faggots are right now)
>find out about a local Pokemon fan meet up in my city after joining a local group a fellow anon shared
>usually didn't care about these things but I was happening to be in the area for the time and date
>decide to go since I looked old enough to sell being 18
>pull up to the place
>deserted building
>red flags
>nobody there
>get text
>"go into the woods anon"
>turn behind me
>look into the woods
>shady AF
>decide to be careful since curious
>cautiously take a few steps
>squint
>see a guy in a Pikachu fursuit, a guy in a Charizard fursuit, and someone cosplaying as Ash
>nope.png
>ran back to car
>"anon, you can play Lucario!"
>floored it
Learned from that day on to never trust /vp/ again.

>>32798795
>In class in high school
>Battling my friend in class while doing work
>Teacher is an old fart who hates fun
>Game comes down to 1 v 1
>My Feraligatr vs Torterra
>Feraligatr is at 50%
>Desperately use Ice Fang
>Torterra drops to 50%
>"gg" from smug friend
>"It wasn't meant to be" - Asshole Rival
>Torterra freezes
>Small murmurs from the peanut gallery
>Torterra thaws
>Rivals posse jumps for joy
>Torterra flinches
>"Fuck my ass!" - Buttblasted Rival
>Teacher comes around
>Rival has to write a formal apology
>"It wasn't meant to be" - Me

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>>32798795
>be shy middle schooler
>not good with words
>hardly any friends
>have to write essay about something that happened to you over the summer
>plating pokemon is something
>write about how I played Diamond
>teacher said I need to reach word count
>remember I recorded a Frontier Brain battle on VS Recorder
>get home and load up game
>check VS Recorder
>describe my team in detail, including what level, held item, and moves they had
>pause after every turn and write a sentence about it
>every
>single
>turn
>next day teacher asks with confused look on her face how I managed to remember so much
>luckily got called to do stuff before I could answer
If that's not a surefire way to make someone think you're autistic I don't know what is. I still even remember having Lopunny use Fling because I still thought Klutz negated Iron Ball's speed decrease.

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>Playing Black like two months after released.
>Be that kind of autist who believes in befriending your pokemons and refuses to use any kind of hack (not anymore though)
>Playing a friendly match in a local league with the current champion
>Can't remember his or my team but was mostly random things without any real strategy.
>Battle ends with us both having only Chandelure left
>Have in mind I knew about natures but hadn't any idea of IVs at the time plus I'd never left behind a good friend as my Chandelure just to get a marginally better mon (lmao)
>Hit first, win the match, I'd be champion if that were have been a official match.
>Dethroned champion is laughing at the absurdity of the situation, he says: "How could your Chandelure be faster than mine? Mine's hacked!"
>All of use burst in laughter like a cheap saturday morning cartoon ending.

Seriously, that was absurd and I don't know why I hitted first.

>>32811770
Was he Jewish?

>>32828054
Yeah

I went to a VGC tournament in my city once and there was this kinda cute girl who used a shitty Evoboost memeteam and got so upset after getting steamrolled she plain quit the tournament while having a somewhat red face trying to hold back her tears.

Apparently she even went to London a bunch of weeks before to partecipate in the official big tournament. I don't even.

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>At a summer camp organized by a nun community during the pokémon craze
>Can't remember jack shit about it aside the fact a shitload of kids played pokémon
>There's one nun that's basically an angel and another that's basically your stereotypical always butthurt old fart
>One day get really damn sick
>I know already that if I were to take the gameboy I'd get scolded with the "if you're too sick..." stock sentence
>The angel comes in and tells me it's alright and I should play to get distracted
>She leaves
>A bunch of minutes later the old fart comes in
>She notices me playing
>She gives me the goddamn lecture

After a little I got homesick and my parents just picked me up, I think during that period they shagged because my little brother came out around that year now that I think about it.

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>be me, like eight years old or so
>live across the street from another girl my age
>we grew up together as kind-of-friends, not that close but we played together sometimes
>girl is clearly fucking retarded
>speech impediment and everything, can't even do basic addition at age eight
>kindergarten reading level too
>she won't admit that she can't read, though, so she pretends that she can
>anyways I had a metric fuckton of Pokemon cards and two or three decent decks at the time (I had no friends so I spent all my time on those fucking cards)
>invite girl over to play or whatever one day
>she sees my cards
>"anon you play Pokemon? let me go get my big brother's cards so we can play together!"
>she gets them and returns
>I set up, we begin
>she puts down a Charizard first thing
>she doesn't know how to play
>thisisgoingtobegood.jpg
>teach her the basics really quickly, add some shit that would tip the scales in my favor
>after two or three times, she gets it and puts down a motherfucking ENTEI
>I flip my shit, I fucking love Entei
>I want that card man
>my turn, put down a Chinchou, exact card is pic related
>"I attack with Positive Ion! It does 10 damage PLUS 10 damage for every coin flip I decide to do!"
>I flip the coin like ten fuckin times, totaling to like 100 damage or something
>girl can't read the card, so she can't call me on my bullshit
>Entei is kill
>"Haha! The rules of Pokemon say that I get to keep every Pokemon I defeat!"
>"Wut? Nuh-uh!"
>"Yeah read the rules!"
>she "reads" the rulebook I hand her
>"Oh okay anon, you can have it then"
>I scam her out of like ten cards this way, including the Charizard she put down the first time
>she never finds out that I was lying
>mfw I got to keep those cards and have the satisfaction of being a little shit

Yeah, I was a bit of an asshole back then. But to be fair, she stole my homework and turned it in as her own a couple times in middle school, so I guess we're even.

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>playing Silver or Gold when I was young
>come across a red geodude
>oh that's a funny glitch
>kill it
>never find a shiny again until Platinum

>>32833125
I did something similar with I was playing Sapphire in the car as a kid, I found a shiny Geodude and freaked out and thought my game was broken so I turned it off. Then a couple of days later I found a shiny Zubat, still not knowing what the deal was, but I decided to catch it and nickname it Stranger. Didn't get another non-trade shiny until X/Y despite actually trying.

>>32832492
D E V I L I S H

>>32798795
A Magikarp falls inside of a coffee

Splash

>>32832267
>>I know already that if I were to take the gameboy I'd get scolded with the "if you're too sick..." stock sentence
Fuck. Shit is so accurate.

>>32833162
>>32833125
How did so many people do this and NOT realize it's intentional? Do they just miss the sparkles?

>>32835181
I was a stupid kid, that logic didn't apply. Pokemon weren't the colour they were supposed to be, game is broken. If I recall correctly, the little shiny sound effect freaked me out as well. And yeah, I missed the sparkles the first time. I think seeing them the second time made me realise it wasn't a problem.

>>32835227
Did you not see the fucking required shiny Gyarados, or did you just not get to that point yet?

>>32835258
I'm not the original anon, I skipped second gen. I went straight from a second-hand Blue to Sapphire and then only got Crystal about a year after RS were released.

>at some after school club in 2nd grade
>watching some kids play the TCG
>one of them says "hey anon take over for me i gotta pee"
>have never played the tcg before in my life
>machoke is confused
>keep getting shitty coin flips
>by the time the kid comes back to take his place I had already lost

>>32810931
Holy fucking shit. Now THAT'S a story I wasn't expecting to see again, especially not here.
I had a front seat to that shitshow, too. Which user on Bulbagarden were you?

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I want to share with you all the legend of Creepy Trubbish Guy

>The days of GenV
>Get my friend a custom Trubbish plushie because she loves it for some reason
>Go to VGC
>She comes along to hang out and brings the plushie
>Loads of people gush over the plushie
>Suddenly
>Guy sidles up and tells her how much he loves her Trubbish
>He's the literal visual representation of a beta autist
>Is wearing a beanie hat covered with printed pictures of Pokemon stuck to it
>Literally, pictures he'd printed out on paper, cut out and stuck with glue to his hat
>Thank him and carry on
>But this was only the beginning

1/???

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>>32835800
>Keep spotting this guy throughout the event
>He's just staring at the Trubbish plushie with a creepy grin on his face
>Nickname him Creepy Trubbish Guy
>Wherever we go, he's a few metres away, smiling at the plushie
>Be talking to someone, look up, and there he is
>This is some weeping angel shit going on here
>Sit down to have some food, plushie is put on floor
>Halfway into my sandwich look around
>CREEPY TRUBBISH GUY IS STROKING THE PLUSHIE
>SLOWLY AND EROTICALLY WITH A WEIRD SMILE ON HIS FACE
>Finally tell him to fuck off and leave us alone
>He slinks away
>Catch him staring at the plushie from the other side of the venue for the rest of the day
>Still with that weird smile

The man, the myth, the legend. Godspeed Creepy Trubbish Guy, you fucking weirdo.

>>32828054
More like underaged to underaged with less tact.

>>32831163
>and then everyone stood up and clapped

>Playing showderp VGC doubles
>Down to just my Rotom-W vs Hippowdon/Hydreigon
>Hydreigon misses with Draco Meteor, I KO it
>Opponent FLIPS HIS SHIT
>Starts screaming at me that the game was his
>wtf man, sorry but the RNG is a bitch sometimes, it's part of the game, can't be helped
>Opponent shifts into MAXIMUM OVERCAPS
>Demands that I forfeit to give him the match because he would have won it if he hadn't missed
>It's on like donkey kong you little shit
>Slap on the timer
>Hippowdon with Ice Fang/Slack Off/Protect/Earthquake
>Rotom-W with Thunderbolt, Protect, Confuse Ray, Will-o-Wisp
>Opponent refuses to forfeit because his showdown score will go down
>I refuse to forfeit because fuck you sore loser
>Stall battle lasts for ages because he tries to drag out the turns
>20 mins later I win
>He has been screaming at me to forfeit for the entire 20 minutes
>Starts spamming me with battle requests and PMs
>Ignore lol

The moral is, if you're that butthurt about moves missing, don't use fucking non-100% accuracy moves.

>>32830476
this guy sounds hot
what state?

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One time in Diamond just before I hit Floroma town I encountered a wild Ho-oh at lv 50 with 1 HP and caught it just because it was so low. I used no cheating devices when I found it but I used AR on that cart in the past but nothing ever involved Ho-oh, just the special event shit. Could the cart have been bugged which triggered the encounter anyways?

>>32826062
FR/LG had released earlier that year. I was six at the time, and my dad was 20, my uncle was 24. Fuck off.

>>32839945
Your dad became a pop when he was 14?

>>32839983
Im a nigger

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One time when Latias flew away, I headbutted my GBA. There was a big black dead circle in the screen after that, so I couldn't use it anymore.

Wow.

>middle school
>only kid in whole grade with a GameShark
>lets bro borrow GameShark
>all is fine and dandy
>bro tells me his dog ate the thing
>dog shits it out
>bro gives it back
>smellsbadman
>no longer works
>tfw he fished it out of shit for nothing