Ralts line thread

>>32796607

Jesus that picture is weird.

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>>32796638
The artist did a bit of art for a fanfic a few years back. Kinda like how he did it in a semi realistic sort of way. Pic related

I mean it's still cartoony as hell but you get the point.

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>>32796582

>>32796659

What's the fanfic Anon?

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>>32796673
Love lost by cge. You can find him on the writefag threads here on /vp/

Don't care much for fanfic shit at all.
But this actually managed to be pretty good.

>>32796708
What's up with her colors, though? Is that explained in the story?

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>>32796789
She was supposed to be a shiny.
Not sure about the emerald colored...thing

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Gallade is a special boy <3

>>32796903
You'd have to be a "special boy" to like an ugly piece of shit like Gallade.

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>>32796938

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What's the original picture?

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Emergency bump

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Did you tell your Gardevoir that they are an amazing dad today?

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>Go around forest
>See ralts
>You want to pat ralts head
>Ralts thinks you want to attack it so it shouts like hell
>Suddenly you har "Garrrrr" behenid.
>You look behind you
>You see gardevoir
>Gardevoir looks not amused

What you do now?

>>32802272
*unzips dick*

>>32802413
>Gardevoir looks at your dick
>Gardevoir starts to laugh
>You hear in head "My son has bigger"
>Gardevoir takes ralts away... still laughing as hell.

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How would you spend Fathers Day with your Gallade friend?

>>32802272
shoot the gardevoir and do stuff to the body

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>Still no black hole signature move

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>>32803546
Kirlia is best loli mon.

>>32804060
DELETE THIS
Source?

>>32804073
Same guy who makes that deception comic's Tumblr page.

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>ywn come home to your loving gardefamily after a long day of training
why live?

What do gardevoirs taste like?

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>>32805619
Their horns taste like these.

>>32805614

>titdevoir

This summons bad things...

>>32805619
THIS IS A VORE FREE HOUSEHOLD

>>32805740

You forgot to include >>32804294 and >>32796974, hoss.

>>32805842

Well the thread was nice while it lasted.

>>32805842
i fucking hate this board

>>32805842
I mean meat not cum you pervs

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I need more pics of baby/toddler Ralts.

>>32808903
Thank you. The hair in the middle of the face is the worst thing about this design.

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SS Gardevoir

Class- Large attack/battleship

Guns- Top Secret information

Powerplant- 2 Rotom co 4stack boilers powering 3 Ralts class 4 piston steam engines

Top speed- 7m/s

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What food would you give to a Ralts?

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>>32809377
Erotic thoughts and emotions

>>32809435

Ralts is too pure Anon!

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>>32809489
You've gotta start them early so they'll evolve into a sex maniac completely codependent on the feelings they absorb from you

>>32810309

This is why these threads go to shit

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>>32811425
Reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Trump, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called ever free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of ever city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.

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>>32796582

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>>32809435
delet this

>>32811487
Is this the ANGERY dog? Source?

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What if Gardevoir was a cat?

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>>32811515
What if Gardevoir was a horse?

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>>32811515

>>32808962
It only looks bad in the anime.

What would be a average diet for a gardevoir?

>>32813762
Ice cream and muffins

How do you take care of a gardevoir?

>>32814129
Brush her hair, give her lots of hugs, buy her ice cream, and make fugs with her.

>>32814910

This is so precious holy shit.

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Pick your poison.

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>>32815423

>>32815423
Dibs on Lonely.

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>>32815443

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>>32815449
>tits on a pokemon
can't i just keep it a kirlia?

>>32815458
That's what hardy, lonely, adamant, impish, hasty, jolly, and modest are for.

can gardevoirs do basic human tasks like care for themselves, drive a car, ect

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>>32817333
>Drive a car
>Basic
Lol, if you're used ot it it's easy, but car driving is complicated as fuck, with all the lane changing, traffic lights, all that shit. I still think maybe the smartest Gardevoir in the world could handle it though. Ordinary Gardevoir seem more cut out to drive golf carts, less rules to follow with those and they don't need to go on busy roads, you can just drive them around lawns and fields and shit.

Man, wouldn't it be cool to have a Gardevoir golf caddie?

Oh, and bumper cars! Gardevoir could drive the shit out of bumper cars, since the idea is you're SUPPOSED to drive poorly and ram things.

As for basic tasks like hygiene, even simple animals like houseflies can clean themselves so of course Gardevoir can care for themselves, like taking baths, using microwave ovens, flushing toilets, etc. Since they have strong empathy they could probably do basic care for people/pokemon too, like giving sponge baths or feeding babies or things like that.

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>>32817333
I think if Gardevoir tried to drive a car it would be so overwhelmed by the negative emotions and road rage of the other drivers it would have a mental breakdown and cry for the rest of the day at all these people who are mad at it.

would people be offended if you let you let your gardevoir sit at a table to eat, let it use a public bathroom, ect

>>32817587
That's entirely dependent on where you are and what the general attitude towards such things are, as well as how well they blend their behaviors into society.

>>32817587
I don't think so. As a whole, I don't think they concept of 'no pets allowed' applies to places in the Pokemon world, not that Pokemon are really 'pets'.

Anyways. I don't think it would be an issue. As a matter of fact, I bet a lot of eateries and fast food joints probably cater to trainers, possibly even having Pokemon oriented items on the menu. Oran berry shakes, Pomeg cakes.

I'd buy m Gardevoir a fucking shake and fries, and nobody better have a damn thing to say about it.

>>32817495
i wish gardevoir have that legs.

Ok here is the situation. You and your gardevoir are at a mall that is known for not really accepting pokemon as equal. Your gardevoir has had a large drink and now needs to use the bathroom. Would you A-tell her to hold it B-leave the mall and drive a few miles to the nearest woods or C- take her to the bathroom and tell the people to deal with it

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>>32817711
Take her to the men's room and closely supervise her while she pees in the toilet. Also, so I can make sure she washes her hands good.

>>32817711
Gardevoir don't pee, like idols or 2D girls.

>>32817711
Dude, C. It's fucking 2017, not 1940. Fucking deal with it.

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>>32817729
nice choice

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The love between a Gardevoir and her Ralts is pure! PURE!

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>>32802413
>unzips dick

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>>32815438
>jolly

>>32814647

Do you have more of this?

>>32817441
>Gardevoir golf caddie
Now all I can think of now is a group of them hijacking some golf carts and doing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUci3DUE2YA

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>>32818962
It was part of a set of images for a Pokemon-themed calendar, but that's the only one with Gardevoir.

>>32819397

But I'd like to the the rest of the calendar.

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>>32819555
The whole set is together on Pixiv, just image search it.

>>32819319
Same thing I was thinking

>>32818540
This guy gets it

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Why do these threads always devolve into ''what does Gardevoir's shit smells like" or "is it ok to feed Kirlia with only semen"?

>>32819770
A mix of shitposting and unhealthy autists thinking anyone wants to answer those questions.

>>32819770
Because these threads are full of autists and ironic shitposters who are either too far gone to realize how terrible their attempts at discussion are or too jaded to care about the quality of the board.

>>32821509

Why is Gallade so cute?

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>>32821691
Must be the hips

do gardevoirs like having lewd pictures for reasons

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>>32822542
As Gardevoir are pure beings, they don't like having lewd pictures for any reasons.

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Bamparoo

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Is Kirlia the cutest and best loli?

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>>32825061
It's actually Mawile but Kirlia is cute too

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>>32815449
Many of these make no sense and they all look terrible.

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>>32825259
Don´t you dare insulting my species or I shall put an end to your existence

>>32822687
what if they are lonely

>>32825281
Insulting those abominations is a compliment to your species.

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>>32825171
It has some pretty stiff competition. Gothorita, Mawile, Steenee...

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>>32815449
Woah.

Artist?

>>32828642
Limebreaker. Does a lot of futa and furry stuff.

limebreaker.tumblr.com

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>>32828658
>futa and furry

>>32813746
Does she have a human in that pokeball?

>>32828975
No. It's her own.

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Gallade is getting Gallaid tonight.

how often should you give a gardevoir a cookie and head pats?

>>32830565

As often as possible

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>>32830565
>cookies
Not too often so they can maintain their figure
>headpats
If they're within arm's distance I won't be able to stop myself

>>32830565
I feel like this is more appropriate for a Ralts or a Kirlia. In any case, at least once a day, if not more.

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>>32812717
I love these two.

is it ok to take a gardevoir on a long car trip. do I need to pull over often for her to eat,pee,stretch,ect...

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It seems we've hit the image limit.

This was a good thread Anons.

thanks for the image spam falconer

>>32842758
>it took 6 days of spamming the thread for him to reach the image limit
Man Falcon has really lost his touch