Seal Saturday: Shootings Edition
Post any seal from Popplio, Seel andb Spheal line.
>>32794130
>School Shooter Sea Lion
>>32794130
That pic is amazing.
Is it just me or are people way too fond of drawing pokemon with actual guns as of lately. At least with Decidueye, there was a bit of a joke in his Jap. name (Junaipa, I think which is kinda like sniper).
>>32794130
Great, now all my 10/10 seal bros are lumped in with that shitty teardrop headed Bratz pet.
>>32794169
If I remember correctly, the artist said he did it as a joke after seeing the Decidueye pics where it uses a gun.
Angry Sealeo
>>32794203
Happy Spheal
>posting this while the shitpost thread is still up
Whining coming in 3...2...
>>32794228stealing
>>32794228
FUCK YOU SEALFAGS
>>32794228
There are like 15 Eeveeolution-shitpost threads up along with Eevee Friday, I don't think this one is a big concern.
>>32794231
STOP
>>32794178
You're gonna have to live with it. It's not like I appreciate Primarina that much either, but we've pretty much got to accept this fate since it was bound to happen ever since we learned about Popplio being a sea lion. Grouping of all these into one was bound to happen one way or another.
It's not it's going to kill ya either way, if you just can't handle it, just take a time off from these threads to vent. But just so you know, you're not alone.
I wrote a short Peimaeina x Trainer story. Judge me harshly.
https://pastebin.com/BTm4S619
So much bitching just for an innocent Sea Lion. Oh well, dumping a few new pictures I collected this week.
Lots of new Brionne pics this week, I'll post more later
>>32794338
I love that art hashtag.
>tfw two of your favorite Pokemon get featured on the same day
>>32794410
Yeah, it was great
happy seal!
>>32794231
YAMERO
I know the official site mentions that Primarina can sing in all kinds of different ways based on the colony it grew up in, but this song/style is kind of how I always imagined they would sing (if they could speak, at least): https://youtu.be/e9r5hx47kxM
>>32794410
Oh wow, I somehow missed all the new fanart that day. Really cute
>>32794288
too lewd for me
not bad though, do you ever write cute fluff?
I wish there was an higher quality version of this
PrimaBalliorina
>>32795135
o shit
hot
>>32794987
Explain 'cute fluff's
That's the first Pokemon related story I've ever written. I've always had the itch to write Pokefiction. The trainer in that story actually has a backstory aside from 'trainer that fugs his pokemon'. But I was in a Primarina thread earlier this week and just decided to write that, just to see how it's turn out. Only took me one evening. I should do more. Should I?
>>32795579
yes please
4 straight days of sea lion posting, what a great week
>>32795637
K. More Primarina, or other pokes?
>>32795652
You're telling me! Also, post the whole pic. It's not nsfw. Right? Isn't he just washing her hair? Right?
>>32795579
just cute stories of the non smut variety
but either way yes, write more
>>32795659
more primarina as she is the best one. also
>hes just washing her hair
sure
>>32795668
both
>>32794130
yes
>>32795794
I want to rape Primarina.
>>32795809
Primarina is pure and NOT for lewd
Primarina is not for lewdSealeo is for lewd
>>32795809
have loving, intimate sexual intercourse with*
>>32795809
she is fucking sexy me too
I want a seal wife.
>>32795870
W-what's it doing under the covers?
rape is a crime you filthy animals
>>32795897
T H I C C
>>32795901
going to sleep
What's with the recent invasion of Waifufags on /vp/?
>>32795934
New game hype brought back more people
https://youtu.be/s12F5xQoQfI
>>32795950
Board feels pretty slow to me, the hype has died down already
>>32794130
there should be more sea lions with guns
>>32795809
post more Raperina
>the thread now
she is perfection
>>32794130
A challenger approaches
>>32795668
K. I can do that.
>>32795675
I like Primarina, so I'll def do more. But I do want to involve some other Pokemon. Maybe I'll write another solo story, and then work on.. multiple Pokemon at once?!
>>32795794
That.. is an amazing pic.
>>32796815
sounds good homie
>>32796644
Chubby a best
>>32796515
>>32796024
>>32796515
>>32797086
>>32797428
>>32797428
>>32797523FAT
>>32797665
Primarina is huge! HUGE!
>>32797688
I'd much rather have a tiny pocket-sized Primarina.
>>32797688
>>32797712
I'll take the middle gound then
>>32797688
I wouldnt use any of the super big Pokemon because I'd be scared theyd try to eat me. I thought walrein was adorable until I learned how big wailord was and I fucked the nope outta there. Giant things that live underwater? Here, have all my nopes.
>>32797688
>>32797712
>>32797767
I'd rather have a normal sized one, so I could bury I benis in her bagina.
i keep thinking about her and feeling sad and empty when i realise shes not real and will never be real
>>32797688
I would like to cosplay a Wishiwashi to be her meal
>>32797688
Popplio is huge! HUGE!
Guys, halp. Im trying to write a cute fluff story as mentioned above, but i have realized i never decided a sixth pokemon for my characters team. So far hes got the obligatory Primarina, plus Gardevoir, Lucario, Lopunny, and a Lycanroc. I need help decided between midday and midnight form, and also a sixth. Obviously waifumon. Im going to be writing a shit ton of degenerate smut in the future. Im sure there are enough sad fags in this thread who think pokemon are for fugs that can help me decide.
>>32797938
midnight form and Serperior
cant wait for your stories my man
>>32797962
fuck yea i forgot all about best snek! i was also considering Delphox. Too many waifus, so little time.
Who says he only has to have six pokemon anyway? Maybe he can occasionally switch them out?
>>32797962
>serperior
>>32797975
that could work, just dont overwhelm yourself with so many mons
>>32798005
this is the image i had in mind when i said that
Good night
>>32798069
good night anon
>>32798069
sleep tight
>>32798115
DELETE
>>32798228
why shes just having a nice relaxing bath :^)
>>32798115
delet thisThat aside, maybe it's just because I'm not into pokeporn, but this artist's lewd Primarina art feels funny to look at in regards to the vagina placement in the middle of the tail, especially with this particular image. It feels like I'm looking at a girl pulling a sex toy through her knees.
>>32798115
SAUCE
>>32798253
go onto e621 and type in primarina into the bar, youre welcome
>>32798252I agree. I feel like it's placed where a human's would be. Under the blue thing, which acts as a skirt.
figure when?
>>32798420
July 15
>>32798448
can i pre order this anywhere?
>>32798459
Not yet. I think Sunyshore pokemart might have it up for preorders when it gets closer to release. That place's prices are really expensive though
>>32797924
Sauce me if it's SFW. If not, ignore me.
Google, iqdb, and saucenao failed
What is Eevee doing to Popplio
>>32798818
Preparing to swing it around as a weapon
>>32798818
the gay
Writefag here. I might have to think of a name for myself if I start posting regularly..
I need bet testers, beta readers? Prod readers? I need someone to critique me on this shit as I go. Who has time to waste on my shill? Where's the guy that wanted the 'cute fluff'?
>>32798745
That's hot
>>32798870
Post what you got or go here:
http://boards.4chan.org/vp/thread/32794256#bottom
>>32798870
i can proof read your stuff if you want, you know how to contact me ;^)
I was so wrapped up in seal Saturday that I totes forgot there was a dedicated write thread. Damn.
>>32798870
i am here but im not intelligent enough to critique writing, i just like cute things
>>32798943worst ship
>>32798967
yeah, it should be me instead of sun
https://pastebin.com/28cSPKep
Not really much done as I only started working on it an hour ago. I'm definitely going to keep updating during the weekend.
>>32799011
your self insert has been a manlet in both stories ahhahahahaha
The official portrayal of Primarina is perfection
I know vp hates it but I'm gonna miss Alola when gen 8 comes. I really like it in concept and I hope USUM significantly fleshes it out this time.
>>32799066
Yea, I'm not an incredibly big dude. Like, 5'9", 5'10 tops. Its cool though.
Also, updating the story. Added a bit with Lycanroc. Actually think it's kind of cute. Might do Serperior next, or Prim. Any input?
never ever
>>32799747
do both prim and Serperior at the same time, like that image in this thread ;^)
>>32794259
If they just would have made it more neutral it would be so great. E.g. Cut the hairband and the pearl stuff. Hair like the z move mode would be fine.
Also make brionnes ears more animalish and that's fine.
How is the seal early game? Does it make the game much easier? I love popplio but tiger mask is holy triangle of starters and I can't decide.
>>32801053
The design is fine as it is. Most of the people who have it as one of their favorites probably wouldn't like it as much if it was more neutral, and the ones who don't like it have enough other Pokemon to choose from, so it's not a big deal.
Think of how badly received are some sequels in videogame series that try to appeal to a wider audience/everybody while forgetting what the actual fans liked about them in the first place, it would be the same situation.
I haven't played the main game of Sun/Moon with any other starter so I don't know if the Sea Lion makes the game easier compared to them, but it definitely felt like Popplio/Brionne/Primarina could pretty much take on everything in the game by themselves; Lurantis is the only exception, and even then if you can take advantage of Acrobatics and Lurantis' Mental Herb is gone, Brionne can do work.
I'm choosing Popplio again for sure in my run of Ultra Sun, I just can't imagine playing my first run of it any other way.
>>32801209
I think gone are the days where your decision of a started really dramatically changes your early gameplay. It's not like it was back in the day when choosing Charmander as your started turned the first portion of the game into a hellish grind. Unless you're trying to do a solo run, which in itself is just a self imposed challenge, they always give you a pokemon or two that is strong against whatever challenge you're about to face. It's seriously just an asthetic choice at this point.
As such, I chose the pretty sealion.
>>32801472
Yeah, I base my decision on design alone, but I'm still glad the Sea Lion turned out to be so reliable for my Alola adventure
>>32801529
True. Same reason I've kept a Gardevoir on my team since Sapphire. Sure, they're waidbait, but they're still pretty badass paychics in game. Shadowball, thunderbolt, icebeam, signal beam, their move pool offers a shit ton of coverage. AND they have a mega form now?
I'm pretty vain in that I don't really use what I consider unattractive Pokemon on my team. I have never once chosen tepig, simply based on how enboar looks.
>>32801209
>>32801472
>The design is fine as it is
It´s not more about the female part. I don´t give a fuck, except for gender resetting. But I really really really don´t like the Hairbands. Everything is fine, even the pearls on its forhead but the hair things not. That makes the design too much human, and I want my Pokemon still be animals instead of human like things. I mean inceniroar and owl still look animalish for me.
Maybe that´s just me, but this one looks imho better e.g.
>Challenge
well, with Litten I had a pretty much big challenge. Even Lurantis was hard, because I had weakness against Rock, ground, fighting. And my starter was always overleveld. Well maybe I will choose sealion again.
>>32801806
nah it fine homie
>>32801762
I like all kinds of designs, I don't really have a favorite category which I prefer except for birds, maybe.
>>32801806
That's a fine opinion; I just disagree and prefer Primarina the way it is now.
I love how the hairbands work and look, with the floating hair resembling a stream of water, and I love how the hair scatters everywhere during attacks where the hairbands become the source of Primarina's attacks, granting Primarina a more intimidating, classic "spooky mermaid" feeling.
>>32801806
>doesn't like hairbands because too human
>prefers bipedal, humanoid shaped Pokemon
Makes perfect sense, anon
need to correct my former post, the last word is false, it should be this time.
>>32801845
Well I actually found SM pretty challenging, when exp share is off and set. Except when you level every mon to 55, than is the e4 a piece of cake.
>>32801857
>spooky mermaid feeling
really? Didn´t saw much of this honestly. With open hair more yes, but with tied not so. Also I must admit that your picture is kinda wrong. Primarina has actually fangs.
>>32801882
I know it´s a little bit paradox. But Tiger Mask is just more like the Monster part. Just a bipedal fighter tiger or something like that. The thing that bugs me is just, why the fuck does it suddenly get hairbands with evolving? How?
>Inb4 you don´t like it because female
I actually hate zorurak because of the hair band too.
>>32799381
Late reply but I hope so too. I liked Sun and Moon, but there's a lot of unexplored potential here. I really need an Alola game which I can always go back to and play again in the future. If there's one fatal flaw S/M have for me is that I never had any desire to re-play them.
>>32802009
>With open hair more yes
Yeah, I said that Primarina looks more intimidating with the hair scattered everywhere, which happens only during attacks. It makes sense.
These hairbands are bubbles in case you didn't know. You probably prefer more monstrous designs, and that's fine, a lot of people here do.
>>32802040
>You probably prefer more monstrous designs
nah. I also adore cute mons like sylveon and I like them even more when they are stupidly strong(pve,pvp wise), like bewear. Like I said the biggest issue for me is the hair thing, but if you say it´s bubbles then actually it isn´t bugging me that much anymore.
Also does anyone know if shiny primarina is an homage to something? I was really sad, once I know that Inceniroar won´t be golden.
>>32802112
They are bubbles, yes, a recurring element for the line. No idea about shiny Primarina.
epic
never evermaybe
>>32798967
Factually incorrect
>>32803594
the only way it would get better is if i was in suns place
>>32803636
Sun x Primarina is a ship for guys who want to self-insert anyway
>>32803815
Cute.
>>32803856
I'm gonna boop the SHIT out of that nose
>>32803929
>>32803929
I'd boop the shit out of any part of a Primarina
https://pastebin.com/28cSPKep
General update on my 'cute fluff' story. I went with a twofer bit with Lopunny and Serperior. Odd combo, but it worked. Gonna play some Skyrim before I write some more. Kind of a brain reset.
>>32803594
>>32803636
>human x pokemon
>>32804353
Big hair is the best
>>32803815
>>32803833
>male
good
need more male primarina!
>>32804812
Primarina's hair looks so comfy to me, I like to imagine that it would feel like a water-filled pillow
>>32805028
>water-filled pillow
Reminds me of pic related
>>32805028
it would probably feel like soft hair, since its hair and not water
>>32805170
This one too
>>32805318
Maybe
>>32805608
>the last panel
>>32805660
I want to kiss it
If the anon I was talking to earlier is around, hit me up at overdrivehero3rd at Gmail so I can give you that story synopsis.
Will the other starters get to appear in the new movie? The first movies of later gens usually feature the starter trios, but the fact that Primarina and Decidueye are nowhere to be seen in promotional movie stuff is kind of concerning. I just want to see Primarina in animation.
>>32805027
>>32806331
I'm perfectly fine with Primarina not showing up in ashnime related trash. I'd rather wait for a stand alone movie of some kind.
>>32805028
>water-filled pillow
is that a thing?
i think i want one now
>>32808885
its like a water bed
>>32808905
never been on a water bed, but i'd imagine it's quite comfortable
>>32809167
I used to own a water bed for quite a while. They're expensive, but really comfortable and has a lot of therapeutic benefits. Really enjoyed mine while it lasted.
Should i buy primarina or shiny kek or popplio & comedy relief owl plush?
>>32809248
primarina
>>32809248
These are 3 different options right? I'd suggest shiny koko since the others are guaranteed to be on the US pokecenter at cheaper prices than sites like sunyshore pokemart.
>>32809248
Depends on your preference I guess. I have the Primarina plush and it's super cute and comfy but also more pricey than the others, if I remember correctly. Koko may also never come to the US like >>32809315 said so that may be the most convenient option if you are planning to buy them all eventually
>>32809338
Just ordered primarina plush. Might get shiny kek plush someday
>>32794147
No. It's stupid and pointless.
Pokémon don't even need man-made weapons. Pokémon are strong enough to destroy the Universe itself.
>>32809590
yeah but guns are cool
>>32809590
*licks u*
*u die*
weak....
>>32809590
It was just done for fun. I don't think the artist's intent was that deep
>>32809590
IT'S JUST A JOKEI'll miss that OP once the thread is archived, it gave me many chuckles on the catalog
>>32810184
>tits>not liking flat
>>32810184
>tits
>>32810212
I like both, as long as they're not too big
>>32810212
>>32810233
>Not liking both
Casuals
>>32810316
No, I like tits,but only on humans
>>32810533
sauce?
>>32810547
I don't know, sorry. I saved it from a box thread a while back..
>>32810533
dead
Good thread girls
>>32810602
thanks daddy
>>32810547
>>32810580
>deleted
Titarina confirmed for worst Primarina
>>32812142
Wrong + bad taste