I have a nagging suspicion that children post on /vp/.

no shit.

>all the sinnohfetus remakefag begging

>>32788916
I have a nagging suspicion that one of them made this thread.

>>32788916
You're on 4chan so was it any surprise?

>>32788922
a reminder that DP is 10 years old, and that even if someone got DP for their 8th birthday, they'd still be old enough to post here.

>>32788916
All the children are in /padt/, yes, those who say that Xy is the best series of the anime.

>>32788916
I will always be a children

>>32788943
>implying they're mature enough to be called adults
Gen 4 was a mistake.

>>32788943
>a reminder that DP is 10 years

A reminder that no one fucking cares

A reminder that 10 years isn't a lot of time to anyone who isn't an underagefag where it's over half their entire life

A reminder that for every 1 sinnohfetus who claims they're old enough to post here there are 10 more that only played DPPt when they were 5 or 6

>>32788943
What if it got it for their 5th bd? That means the poster would be 15 by now. Wow

>>32788943

Just because they're old enough to post doesn't mean they should.

>>32788916

Okay?

Why did you think your "nagging feeling" needed its own thread?

>>32789326
child detected.

>>32789001
there are more sinnohfetuses who played DPPt when they were 8-14 than under for the sheer fact that most kids under 6 aren't literate enough to play pokemon

>5-6
>illiterate

So... this is the power of... American education....

>>32789578
Hey America teach me to speak good and write English word. Don't be the talker bad of there teachings

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>>32788916
This is a serious accusation, anon. I trust that you have your evidence documented?

>>32788916
Unovabortions are all underage

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>>32790340
Child detected

>>32788932
/thread

>>32788916
Of course there are. You'll notice gen 4 is popular here despite being objectively the worst.

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>>32788916
>only adults are allowed to post on a taiwanese cartoon cockfighting photocopy board

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>>32788943
Pearl was my first game back in 2008-9
I'm 18, with some months. So not all people that beg here all underage

>>32788916
>children post on /vp/.

No way. Only adults post on this Pokemon forum. Why would kids be interested in this game anyways, that would be silly.

>>32790407
You are literally required to be 18+ to post here. Look at the rules and fuck off back to gamefaqs you underagefag.

>32790366
wow, she replied to everyone in the thread
how funny
how original
you are more of a faggot than the underages of this goddamn board

>>32790393
How is Gen 4 the worst? Platinum was solid and redeemed Sinnoh. HG/SS delivered on everything, including lots of extra content such as the Giovanni and Arceus events.

So far Gen 7 is the worst. Before that it was 6. X/Y were unfinished and unpolished turds. Look at what the fuck happened to Zygarde. Jesus Christ. ORAS was okay, despite missing the battle frontier.

>>32790407
Good Christ, If I gave even the slightest shit I'd yell mods pointlessly

>>32790531
>she

I'm 27 and a half. Am I the most mature one herre?

>>32790870
not when you have to ask for validation

>>32790870
I'm 35, want a DP remake to see Dawns redesign and think XYZ was the peak of the anime with the exception of the Kalos League result. Dropped the anime after it ended.

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>>32788916
>Children are into Loli

You know what? This seems pretty legit

Being underage is a bannable offense.

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>>32790971
can't be a pedo if you're a kid

You really shouldn't be allowed access to the internet until you hit 21

>>32791018
>ywn live in a world where children are physically incapable of accessing websites without an okay and a retina scan from a parent or guardian who will be notified what the site contains

>>32790820
>Platinum was solid and redeemed Sinnoh.
Not even close. The only thing Platinum did better than DP was the speed. While that was a major flaw it wasn't the only one and fixing it didn't redeem anything.

>So far Gen 7 is the worst. Before that it was 6. X/Y were unfinished and unpolished turds.

Oh, that explains it. You're one of the children. Don't worry. Someday you'll grow up and learn to form your own opinion instead of mindlessly parroting what you've heard/read in attempt to fit in

>>32790366
Youngest person here

>>32790983
Girls can't love girls! Boys can't love boys!

>>32791076
>learn to form your own opinion
>hating sinnoh is the current meme
w-whoa...really gets the ol' thinker going

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>N-NO, YOU'RE UNDERAGE
only children say this

>>32790502
You're also not supposed to post racism outside of /b/, that doesn't stop people from calling dark characters niggers.

>>32788943
DRUMPF!!!

>>32788916
That's preposterous, the rules specifically state that only people above 18 can post here.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go, it's past my bed time and mommy is gonna tell me a story.