Gen 4 4evar

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>be me
>final year of highscool
>studying for college exams
>bored.jpg
>play with dick but drummer not in the mood
>look around room
>find OG Nintendo® DSi
>turn on
>battery is full
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>looks for some games
>can't find shet
>go to lil brother's room. Turn shet upside down and shet. Platinum falls out.
>AWYEEEAH.mov
>put in platinum. See pokemon. Lugia lv.100. Shiny Giratina lv.100. Rare candy:amount:328
>WTF is this shet.wav
>erase all data. Sorry 12year olds. I ain't no cheating whinny lil bitch.
>playing time 24:38 can't beat the 5th gym.
>wantdataback.exe
>search for files. No data what so ever. Jack off and think again.
>ask friends. (Of course imaginary) The one time I tried to talk to another guy, had explosive red hot fire engine diarrhea and 9/11 that shet in front of guy. Spaghetti be fallin.
>anyways. Catch rotom and shet doesn't work. Gets pissed. Eject game. Throw that shet out of the window.
Guy trips on falling platinum. Slips and hits his head.
>blood gushing out.mp4
>OH SHIT.
>fuck the goverment hospitals. They tried to take mah shing giratina. Try CPR that i learned in P.E.
>every time i blow air in, blood comes squirting out of head. (Parents @ work)
>well time to show off looting skills from fallout 4
>look in pockets. Wallet and shet. GG m8 XDDD feel something else beside his erect penis. It's diamond and pearl. (Both cassets)
>must have been DM'd by kek.
>put in cassets. Check pokemon.
>its the data i deleted. HOLY FUCK.