Primarina Thread Post best sea lion

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Primarina is Cute!

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True Gen 7 bara starter

i wish primarina was my mommy

>>32768992
me too :^(

>>32768992
Glad that he is already my daddy

>>32769085
she*

>>32768924
why isn't there more of this?

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Primarina is the reason I can't go back and play the older games. I haven't been so attached to a started since Serperior. I want to go back and play Black 2, but I want my cute sea pupper. Currently combing he internet to see if anyone has made gen 5 style sprites of later gen Pokemon that I can swap out with something else. Sigh.

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this isn't Saturday

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>>32769092

>>32769115
i feel the exact same way

I'm love her.

>>32769141
Yeah for real. I liked Delphox but I could live without witch fox. Then I played Moon. It was time to start with the water starter. I rotate what type I start with each game. I figured Primarina was a big ok'd meme, but.. now I like it. I was going to play Blaze Black 2 on my phone, but... I want sea pupper.

>>32769116
it is somewhere in the world

>>32768924
where's this from anyway

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Why do autists have this strange obsession with making Primarina make all the time?

>>32769370
*male

Shit.

>>32769346
i dont know, i just found it once. ill look for it though, kinda want it myself

>>32769370
Because people think that the 87.5% meme is still somehow funny

>>32769370
cus the gender ratio and it makes it le funny joke!!

>>32769370
I like male Primarina and genuinely see the line as male.

>>32769390
gay

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>>32769390
(You)

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shes not real and she will never be real and even if she was she would have nothing to do with me and this makes me incredibly sad

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>>32769463
Feels bad man.

>>32769463
Why is that Primarina so big?

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>>32768893

>>32769492
For OU

>>32769492
shes a big girl

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>tfw I'm shorter than my waifu Primarina.

>>32769495
she wouldnt be no nigger

>>32769527
she would never go for a manlet like you, loser

>>32768893
Last I checked your containment threads were Saturday-only, trannyfag

>>32769522
I want a Pokemon i can hug and boop, not one that's gonna eat me

>>32769644
you can still do both

what would primarina taste like

>>32769792
me ;^)

>>32769780
Wut?
>>32769792
As someone who's been as far north as Alaska and eaten actual seal meat, I'd say probably pretty beefy. I know sea lions and seals aren't exactly the same thing but I imagine they taste similar. I could be wrong though.

>>32769916
hnnnnng

Why does all this shitposting almost never show up in Seal Satirday threads?

>>32770074
What shitposting?

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>>32770684
Oh shiit

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anyone know where i can get one of these

>>32770715
that is a garbage version of the real one
nintendo made ones were all japanese exclusive, so you'll have to buy from a scalper, like amazon or ebay

I would fuck a Primarina

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>>32768893
>Tfw when you get owl instead of Primarina.
>Mfw

>>32768914
wtf im bi now

>>32770749
but this one is big

Pokedex data says peimarina is 5'11", but how is that measured? Tip of tail to top of head? Or from belly on the ground to top of head? If a, it's about average size, if b, that's one big fucking sea lion.

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>>32771006
shes a big girl

>>32770970
>official life-size Primarina plush never
Actually, thank goodness for that.

So is this an actual Primarina thread or should I just ignore until Seal Saturday?

>>32771119
it's a shitposting thread

>>32771119
It's obviously a shitposting thread.

>>32771124
>>32771136
Yeah this is a shitposting thread, haha, let's keep dumping Primarina, you know, as a joke

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>>32771192
ok if you insist

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>>32768893
>that hip-line

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>this thread

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>>32770816

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>>32771192
lmao you're crazy

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>>32771248
>p-please don't listen, master, this is so embarrassing

>>32772134
>Those spines.

>>32772134
Yeah, I feel bad if those spines are impaling that guy,
I hate when people sexualize pokemon.

>>32772968
>implying they are hard enough to stab and arent soft

>>32769346
kinda looks like lonbluewolfs art style but i really dont know

>>32773286
so it is
seems like it's just the one image though

>>32773545
dang

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I really hope you don't see Primarina only as female

>>32773849
Primarina is f.emale only

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she is perfection

>>32769644
>implying that's a bad thing

>>32773849
male primarina is not canon

>>32773849
I want to get dicked by Primarina
I'm a straight male by the way

post fat Primarina pls

>>32774598
no you're not

>>32774598
t. falseflagging owlbara

>>32768992
>you will never be a cute little Popplio getting babied by momma Primarina

>>32774133
Wut?

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im in love guys

>>32776665
It's an imaginary character from a video game AND it's an animal.

I'm in love too. Why must life be pain?

>>32776675
dont worry im starting private funding of fully neurological, actual, virtual reality because of this. it won't be long before we can her in our own realities.

>>32776686
Sweet.

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Why did they make the sea lion so cute?

Primarina makes me want to write sexual Pokemon stories

>>32776737
please do.

>>32776740
Maybe I will. If this thread is still alive in a few hours I'll post a link to it.

>>32776745
thanks

>>32776747
I've been wanting to for a while. Every time I play, my team is pretty much my pokeharem. I've always wanted to write about my in game character living the dream, but I've never gotten around to it. Guess I just needed a push.

I want to play Sun/Moon again sooo bad but I don't have a 3ds anymore. Life is pain.

>>32776754
buy a used 2ds for like $40-$70 and you good mane

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>primarina
>sea lion

>>32776763
Dude if I could, I would. I've been having short weeks at work and I'm trying to keep up with my bills. It sucks being a poorfag.

>>32776766
popplio is the sea lion pokemon

>>32776769
thats sucks dude, idk become famous off your fanfiction and start a patreon or something

>>32776791
Maybe. I write other stuff on other boards. But I don't want to get my fetishes mixed because some people aren't fans of the same material and it might change their opinion of me lol

>>32776794
you can probably get a bigger fanbase from fetishes ratger than actual stories

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hnnnnnnnng

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Primarina, the Slug Pokemon.
Its exoskeleton is coated in a viscous goo, which allows it to skate along the ground at an incredible pace. They have grown increasingly rare in recent years, thanks to poaching for its luxurious mane.

>>32777087
Waaaaait a second. That's not what the Pokedex says about Primarina.

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Primarina is cute

Someone should start a Kik group for pokephiles

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>>32773906
>>32774144
>>32776796
delete this

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>>32777396
you do it

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>>32777461
>>32777396

Started it.

>>32777485
Shit. I was about to start one. Add GingerTaste please. I'm the writefag working on the Primarona tale at the moment.

>>32777546
Did you get an invite?

>>32777485
cant scan, add geffkys please

>>32773849
All primarinas are beautiful boys and girls

>>32778030
This.

But I'd still prefer a lady one sos I can make the fuckery with it.

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>>32778030
Better.

Guys, it's the writefag. I thought I'd be done by the end of the day, but we ran into some problems at work, so I wasn't able to finish. I'll continue to write as I can this evening and try to be done by tomorrow. If this thread 404s but then, I'll start a new one, or maybe wait for sea lion Saturday. Either way, I won't let this dream be just a dream!

>>32778790
Who gives a shit
>>>/furaffinity/

>>32778818
Maybe all the anons who said 'yea, write it' do? I don't know. Just saying.

>>32778831
Literally one person

>>32778844
If I can make one peraon happy, then I've done more than if I didn't.

>>32778883
an admirable attitude

>>32770715
renchanshop on etsy is the maker
Would post link but 4chan thinks is spam

>>32778883
that was me, thank ya

>>32778957
250 bucks what the fuck

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Will they ever get along, /vp/?

>>32779810
milotic a shit

>>32779810
the males get along just fine, it's only the females that are bitches

>>32779810
>no comfy Primarina x Milotic yuri

>>32780025
this, feelsbad

>>32780025
>no comfy Primarina x Volcarona yuri

>>32778047
Primapuss or primapeen works for me

Or both

Both is good

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i want to get fucking wasted with her and just have a good time for awhile

>>32782311
but she would die

>>32782436
why

>>32782818
alcohol is poison to seal lions

>>32782862
source

>>32777396
kik is shit though

>>32782922
i'm a professional seal hunter

>>32783167
nigga what

>>32779986
You need to kill yourself.

>>32769531
or knife-ears

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>>32783975
that too

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>>32780025
>no primarina x milotic hatesex yuri

>>32784291
true suffering

What's the point of having Seal Saturday when you faggots clearly have Primarina threads up the rest of the week anyway?

>>32784354
Shut Up.

>>32784364
No answer? You might as well call these threads /pgvp/.

>32784354
>Implying there's been other Primarina threads this week
(you)

The anons who started Seal Saturday probably don't even like that this thread is up. It's mainly shitposting anyway and weirdly different from previous Seal Saturday threads

>>32784391
you don't deserve an answer.

>>32784399
>implying there needs to be other primarina threads when the "saturday" thread lasts through the weekend, and this one lasts through saturday
>it's a "shitposting" thread and "the real primarina fans" don't like it even though 90% of the posts are the usual primarina imagedumps and circlejerking
You clearly want this thread or else you wouldn't be posting in it at all.

>>32784445
>You clearly want this thread or else you wouldn't be posting in it at all.
Same for you then?

>>32784494
Yes, these saged posts telling your general to fuck off clearly encourage the thread's existence you fucking retard.

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>>32784530
we will not back down, we do this for her

>>32784530
Calm down, I didn't even notice your posts were saged because the thread was still on the first page. Also, no need to get so triggered over someone posting a Primarina thread a bit too early ONE time. It's not like vp is normally full of quality threads anyway.

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>>32784732
>he doesn't want the pribussy

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>>32784732
TWWWWWOOOOOOOO SCOOOOOOOOOOPS

Hazeldex is a mistake

>>32785161
what's a hazeldex?

>>32784464
No you don't you falseflagger

I'm glad this thread is still a thing.

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>>32786055
me too

What are the red spikes that grow out of primarinas tail? Fins? Spikes? I know Gardevoirs chest growth is called a horn, not that that makes much sense. But what are those?

Sealfags, convince a phoxfag whose waifu is better

>>32786427
Why not both?

>>32786427
Why not a pokeharem?

Primarina x Trainer at the beach story

https://pastebin.com/BTm4S619

>tfw this thread will never get archived
Fuck it, so are we moving Seal Saturday to next week? It'll help build up the new content that hasn't been posted yet and I'm not in the mood for even more anons sperging out over seeing a cartoon seal more than once a week. Reminder to sage

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>>32786427
>waifu

>>32785171
newfag

>>32787905
good shit man

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>>32788096
>not a waifu

>>32788568
How many 4chan pictures are you going to download just to bump this thread?

>>32776680

gib sauce desu

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>>32788801

>>32787905
write more of this

>>32788801
Just search e621. Image looks like shit anyway

>>32788833
I see nipple

>>32788284
Thanks
>>32788842
I will, anon. I will.

>>32790229
You just wanted an excuse to bump this thread

>>32788833
>a full house wasted on this

>>32792448
Stop samefagging

>>32792594
nigga what

>>32771006
The former. Long mons get measured that way.