But oh shit, it surprises you with a metronome before you can send out your pokemon. How fucked are you?
http://thousandroads.net/misc/metronome
(Scroll down to bottom, generate an attack)
>Mega Drain
Shouldn't be too bad.I have Liquid Ooze anyway.
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> Acid Armor
I guess I just walk away.
>Daiper Beam
lol
>>32766208
DIE-NO-MIGHT!
No seriously, I'd likely be in a thousand tiny little pieces.
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>Healing Wish
Not smart, Clefable.
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>Fire pledge
Guess I'm a little toasty
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>Light Screen
Hah, get fucked
>Defend Order
Not fucked at all. But that's not really an attack, so let's try again.
>Mirror Shot
Well, the move description just says it's a "flash of energy", so depending on what exactly that energy is, it could vary in how bad it hurts. Then again, it's only 65 damage and 85 accuracy, so it can't be too bad.
literally the worst thing it could do
I'm fucked and now it's fucked
Hope it wasn't shiny
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>Fusion Flare
Welp, my Kartana is dead.
>Vital Throw
But that move always goes last, so I can send out my Pokemon anyway
>Sharpen
>dragon hammer
Guess I'm smashed into the ground?
>Dragon Hammer
I'm fugged
>roar
so it just makes me run away?
>Power-Up Punch
It's only going to get worse from here
>Signal Beam
Shit.
>>32766208
Close Combat.
I thought it'd be fun to generate which Pokemon would be out so I got Vullaby from http://www.wyncorporation.com/pokemon/. Mite be fucked
>>32766208
>Sheer Cold
Am..am I dead?
Sunsteel Strike... I'm a pancake
>>32766538
That kind of ruins the point of the thread. OP said before you can send out a mon
>>32766208
>guard swap
I'm fine I guess.
>>32766568
I'll roll for you. 0-2: you're dead. 3-9: you're ok.
>>32766624
Wew, I lived. Thanks anon.
>Yawn
I get sleepy with the wild clefable of comf
reply to this post with "thanks wild clef of comf" to have a wonderful night's sleep
>>32766208
>Shadow Claw
Humans are Normal type, right?
>magical leaf
pretty mild, all things considered
>>32766650
I imagine we're typeless, personally, so if that's the case you could be in trouble
>>32766208
>dragon breath
i'm fine
>Pay day
Thanks, Clefable
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>Yawn
Well, that's nice. I guess. I think I'll live.
>hold hands
now I can never reach my pokeball to throw it
>Hold Hands
>Amnesia
What?
>>32766233
lol
>Blue Flare
FUCK
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>Synchronoise
Well, I'm not a Fairy, so I guess I'm safe?
>Agility
Fucking retard fairy
Imprison... I'm gone forever guys. They will never find my body... oh wait this move sucks nevermind.
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>Rain Dance
Well now i'm all wet. :(
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>Captivate
Nice try
>>32766208
Capture it.
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>Self-destruct
fug
>Bite
lel okay
>Milk Drink
Well, I'm fine I guess. But not really an attack, so I'll re-roll...
And now I'll die.
>Poison Powder
aw come on i just got over being sick last week
>Dive
I have enough time to send out a pokemon. Works for me.
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>Moonlight
>Clefable's HP is already full!
>Psystrike
No comment.
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>Thunder
Darn
>Mirror Coat
But it failed.
>Perish Song
>Shadow Sneak
well i'd get scared probably, but it wouldn't hurt that much
>Electro Ball
I'm pretty slow so I'm sure it would hurt a bit
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>Disable
I'm fine!
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>Lava Plume
>>32766208
>metronome
classic
then i rolled again and got belly drum
>Helping hand
Thanks I guess
>>32766208
Blaze kick.
It'll escape while I'll be rolling on the ground to put out that small fire.
> Bide
Everything's good
>>32768243
Start getting used to that wheelchair.
>flame burst
uhh... Could have been better, could have been worse.