/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32764060
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

>>32764060
Wait a minute, that paper...

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>>32764069
Meloetta: Alright so, let's not go back down there for a while

Jirachi: We need to uncover that secret entrance eventually though, right? We'll have to beat that Aggron eventually.

Osha: The swarms of other pokemon it kept calling made it difficult though. Maybe we should track down B team before we head down there again.

Shaymin: Probably a good idea. I guess we'll explore a bit more and try to find them?

>What would you like to do? 2, 7, 8 decides

>>32764060
>A fucking Slowpoke is going to be better than us at solving dungeons

>>32764060
That Knark on the right,we are getting Clovermon's yeah!
>>32764111
Go up

>>32764111
Feed Buddy a Rare Candy and apologize for our knee-jerk reaction to him trying to evolve earlier.

>>32764111
Fuck B Team. We hard af, let's goooo.

>>32764111
Go down the road

>>32764125
re

>>32764111
Equip the Rock armor and explore i guess.

>>32764125
re

>>32764126
Reroll

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>>32764167
>You swap out your Bug Armor for your Rock Armor, giving you some limited Terrakinetic ability and decide to head out to explore
>Which way would you like to go?

>1, 4, 7 next

>>32764234
Head north, but ask Meloetta for a good-luck kiss first.

>>32764234
Go south

>>32764251
Do this but also touch shaymin fluff

>>32764272
re

>>32764234
East

>>32764280
Re

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>>32764261
>You follow the path south, soon coming upon a large crowd of pokemon in front of a large archway over what looks to be a wall of jagged pink crystal.

Shaymin: Ah, you guys wanted to see it for yourself, eh? Well this is why we need the secret entrance.

>Lowering his voice so none of the other pokemon in the crowd can hear,
Jirachi: (That archway leads to a small temple. Most pokemon only know it as an ancient place for worship of legendary pokemon, but secretly there's a portal to Aula Calesti hidden inside. For some reason, the entrance has been blocked by these weird crystals. And trust me, they're unbreakable.)

Meloetta: Looks like word of the odd crystal has already spread... all these pokemon are already here to gawk at it.

>What will you do next? 4, 8, 0

>>32764453
Pick up the translucent blue nipple, then say hi to team Happy Eyes.

>>32764453
Pick up the jewel. Hold it near the crystal mass.

>>32764453
Nuzzle skitty and notice her bulge

>>32764469
re

>>32764496
reroll

>>32764469
Re, but ask if anyone in the crowd is willing to help fight off Aggron and crew.

>>32764469
do this, but tell the crowd to be on the lookout for an irate Aggron.

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>>32764511
>>32764469
>With your armor, you can just make out the light blue gem buried in the rock of the wall. You dig it out and add it to your bag.

>>32764600
numbers?

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>>32764600
>You can Osha squeeze your way through the crowd and approach Team Happy Eyes.

Osha: Hey guys! How goes your Exploration Team adventures?

Cyndaquil: Heyyy, you're team... uhmm...

Skitty: Regicide.

Cyndaquil: Regicide! Right, sorry was always bad at names. Guess you guys survived that tower then?

Osha: Yeah, but unfortunately that wishing well was a fake and we got attacked by a super strong Zygarde.

Ron: Wow that sucks. Glad to hear you made it out alive from that.

Osha: How's your thing with the Time whatevers going?

Skitty: We hit trouble too. There was this whole thing with a fake Groudon at a lake and all kinds of crazy shit, but in the end another time gear got stolen.

Osha: Well, guess we'll all have to keep trying our best, right? Anyway, what brings you to Mt. Yonder?

Cyndaquil: Well, we heard about this mysterious unbreakable crystal here, which it most certainly has proven to be.

Skitty: That poor Sandile behind you has been trying to dig through it for hours now. I think he's upset there's something he can't dig through, but for the life of me I can't understand him through his accent.

Osha: I mean, it looks nice, but I don't really see the big draw...

Cyndaquil: Oh? You hadn't heard? There was a Girafarig in town who claimed she had found a small chunk of these crystals and it boosted her power like crazy!

Skitty: We saw her take down a Hydreigon like it was nothing! Crazy stuff... So everyone's here. Either to investigate or, I guess some to try and snag some for themselves.

Osha: Hmm... that seems... uncomfortably familiar...

>3, 6, 9

>>32764752
Try to break off a piece for yourself. If that doesn't work, apply fire to the crystals and try again (if they don't explode or something).

>>32764752
Hold the gem near the crystals. If that doesn't work, do >>32764785

>>32764752
>Ron

You need more sleep OP

Anyway, ask everyone who wants to kill an angry aggron and then get the other Pokémon to do the hard job so we are the only ones with the crystals

>>32764752
>Ron:
I guess ask if anyone can help now.

>>32764752
use your protagonist stone to convince everybody you have a piece then tell them the only way to break it is with some materials back in town so that they all go there

>>32764805
Do this, seems like a good idea

>>32764800
>>32764801
Shoot, I named him ron when I was playing sky

>>32764752
why is stunfisk sweating or nervous or whatever that means?

>>32764834
He's discovered otter booty for the first time in his life.
That is weird though, maybe we should ask him.

>>32764827
ARE YOU KEKING OUR RON

>>32764834
hmm

>>32764854
I needed a name AND I AM BAD AT NAMES

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>>32764793
>>32764785
>You try to hold your newly acquired gem near the crystal, but it doesn't seem to react. They're both gems sure, but you don't think they're really related, honestly.
>You poke, prod, arm thrust, flame charge everything you can think of against the crystal, but it doesn't budge an inch and all you've gained out of it is a bunch of scrapes and scratches from the jagged crystal.

Sandile: Oi mate, you ain't gon get anwhere through that stone. Oi can dig roight through anthing and this stone ain't budgin'. If oi can't dig it, then it ain't digable mate.

>2, 6, 8 next

>>32764943
Shove the crystal up our ass

>>32764943
That Stunfisk back there was acting a little weird. Let's ask him what's got him so bothered.

>>32764957
reroll

>>32764958
re

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>>32764968
>>32764958
>"Hello friend. You seem distraught, is there something we can help you with?"

Stunfisk: Oh! Oh, no, no. No need for any help. I just came by to check out the crystals and all... your... your stories about fighting with Zygardes and Groudons just kinda spooked me is all... I think I'll just... head off on home then...

Osha: (Hang on... stunfisk... I feel like there was something we were supposed to do... involving a stunfisk...)

>3, 8, 9 next

>>32765033
Ask stunfisk what we were supposed to do with stunfisk

>>32765058
re

>>32765058
This but have Plum and Buddy block him from going anywhere
>inb4 Dig

>>32765058
>>32765066
This

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>>32765066
>>32765058
>"Come now friend, you seem very nervous about something. We're an exploration team, we can help you out if there's something troubling you. Perhaps you sent in a job to the guild? Perhaps we picked it up? Before we left for Mt. Yonder?

Stunfisk: No no, I'm fine. Really. I just need to go home and rest for a while. Yup.

>2, 4, 5 next

It's like... I don't want to just give it away but we're getting to the point where it's getting to late to actually do the thing

>>32765180
Slap his disguise off and beat him up. Have Osha be the "good cop" in this scenario while we be the "bad cop".

Fuck, what was that important bit?

>>32765198
"Cop" is actually really close to what we're supposed to be doing.
Say, didn't we get a request to catch a criminal or something? Who was it again?

>>32765180
Stunfisk wanted us to help it lose its virginity. Rape it.

>>32765180
If we're so pressed for time, then I might as well go ahead and reveal it.
ARREST STUNFISK HE'S A CRIMINAL DO IT NOW. BUDDY, SLEEP POWDER!

>>32765241
re?

>>32765180
D E T A I N
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>>32765252
>>32765241
>Yes! That's right, this is the infamous criminal Stunfisk! And you weren't JUST supposed to capture him, this is one of the new quests from the Machine of Death!
>The machine can predict exactly how a person WILL die, though occasionally in vague terms... according to the card from the guild, Stunfisk is supposed to die "steamed" in some way, perhaps cooked alive? Or made really angry. So long as it fits that definition, that's how he's going to die.
>Looks like the guild gave you some item vouchers too. These can be exchanged for any item as described by the card.
>Now, there's tons of other pokemon around, probably best not to make a big scene right now and cause a panic... and stunfisk knows you're an exploration team now, BUT he doesn't know that you just realized who he is.
>The procedure here, is to take each item from the cards to create a 3-step murder plan and take the criminal out

>Begin planning! 2, 5, 8 or whatever winds up working because the number system doesn't work out too well for this

>>32765352
For 3 letters long, make a cool hat, gotta look good while murdering stunfisk

>>32765352
> 3 letters long
Ron
> Something that goes inside a body
Dick
We know what we must do

>>32765352
Tell him that someone is after him and that they're here to help him.

>>32765377
Re

>>32765378
This, but summon a belligerent walrus to make him believe we're helping him. Then guide him someplace away from prying eyes and then >>32765377

>>32765352
Make a flaming walrus, take a gun, shove it up his ass, pull the trigger, and cook his corpse over the walrein. The ice and fire together will make water and steam that will steam his corpse.

>>32765377
This guy gets it

>>32765398
Oh, and for the steam I guess we just boil his insides with our flaming hot cum.

>>32765377
Make him squeal like a spheal.
And make it extra steamy.

You do have to use all 3 items too, don't forget

I'm surprised that nobody made any JoJo references about the steamroller

>>32765377
>>32765425
Do this

>>32765398
this

>>32765378
>>32765398
>>32765377
Alright, lets see if we can't piece something together. This looked the most complete to me.

1- You (3 lettered Ron), want to convince Stunfisk that you're here to help him from someone that's after him
2 - A specifically Beligerant Walrus will appear, who is after Stunfisk, in an attempt to drive him to following you somewhere secluded, at which point
3- you'll stick your Thing that goes inside a body into Stunfisk's body, and let's make it believable, use your fire to steam him alive while he's being spitroasted.

Sound good?

>>32765538
Let's do it.

>>32765538
Yes, that's exactly what we want

>>32765538
>spitroasted
who is on the other end

>>32765538
Not my perfered method, but it's adequate.

What is he in trouble for, anyways?

>>32765566
Plum?

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>>32765538
>"Psst, hey, listen. I'm here to help you! I slipped in with this dorky exploration team to track you down and get you to safety."

Stunfisk: (What? Really? I-I mean, I don't know what you're talking about!)

>"Shh, listen, they're coming for you. I can take you to safety."

Stunfisk: Erm... well...

>Step 1 success!

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>>32765538
This can only go well.

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>>32765609
Belligerent Walrus: Raaah! I am very belligerent and I am looking for Stunfisk to kill or something because I am so belligerent!

Stunfisk: W-what? What the distortion world is that thing? Is that supposed to be some kind of pokemon? I- I don't trust what's going on right now...

>Step 2 has failed!

>>32765666
Thanks Satan. What's our Plan B?

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>>32765666
>Quick, before Stunfisk catches on, fill in step 2 of the plan with a new item- some kind of vehicle!
>We'll go with the first roll agreed on twice

I'm doing the win/lose rolls on the discord, just in case anyone is curious

>>32765679
summon a van for him to hop into that we drive away in

>>32765679
A fucking Transformer figurine you may or may not have OP?

>>32765699
a white van

>>32765666
Tell him that the walrus is after him, and that there's no time to explain, but he has to run with us!
After luring him away, restrain him so that the walrus can get him!

>>32765679
Do the above, but flee on a wagon.

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>>32765699
You mean a Party Van?

>>32765707
>>32765699
This, but tell him that the walrus is after him and that you are trying to save him!

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>>32765699
>"It's part of the enemy's tactics, Stunfisk! They're trying to confuse you with talks of legendary pokemon and poorly drawn walruses! Quick, get in this poorly drawn van, it's the only way!"

Stunfisk: Wh-but-I-I guess? Okay?

>Step 2 revised success!

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>>32765771
Stunfisk: Eh? What? We just drove around the corner? Is it really going to be safe here?

>Step 3...

>>32765788
Shit. Don't let him escape down the ladder!

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>>32765788
Don't let him escape!

>>32765788
No
Escape

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>>32765788
>You mount Stunfisk in an attempt to steam/burn him to death while raping him

Stunfisk: H-hey! What the fuck do you think you're doing??

>Stunfisk's body is so floppy and tough, he manages to wriggle away from you!

Stunfisk: You weren't after me to kill me... you were just infatuated with me! Is that it, you sicko??

>Step 3 failed!

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>>32765842
>stunfisk slaps mud in your eyes before trying to escape

>Quick, before he gets away! Steam him up with something broken!

>First roll agreed upon twice again

>>32765842
Force it to give us a blowjob and then give him our volcanic cummies

>>32765850
Give him a facial with our boiling cum

>>32765842
Use an overheated fog machine to scald him to death!

>>32765850
Force him to get in the van and set it on fire so it explodes

>>32765859
re

>>32765850
Throw an electric kettle full of electrolyzed water at him, then blow it up with a fireball.

>>32765859
Yes.

>>32765850
blind him with your cum. then fuck him to death with Flame Charge

nice roll

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>>32765859
>>32765870
>Thinking quickly, you circle around behind stunfisk and set up an overheating fog machine to blanket the area in an obscuring fog, to confuse Stunfisk

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>>32765947
>While he's confused, you apply a little extra heat to the fog machine to make it bellow a stream of boiling steam straight at Stunfisk, cooking him alive in seconds!

>Step 3 Revised Fai- er, success, definitely success

>Stunfisk has been successfully taken out! Mission complete

TO BE CONTINUED

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>>32765966

>>32765966
Yep. Sure. Success.
Thanks for the thread, OP. This was fun.

>>32765983
shhh you saw nothing