Weird people you've met playing pokemon

>at local card shop
>was playing alpha sapphire waiting for a card match to open up
>guy is there with his dad, hes not playing but his dad is
>my age, he walks up to me
>Hey wanna fight
>sure
>he pulls out his regular DS
>comment on how we cant fight if thats all hes got
>says hes got black 2 and wants to fight
>tell him we cant fight if hes using a gen 5 game and im using a gen 6 game
>"why"
>theyre incompatible
>"so do you want to fight"
>we cant
>"but you just said you wanted to!"
>hes getting louder and drawing attention
>me and this other guy keep explaining how theyre incompatible games
>hes sperging out, his dad has to cut the match early to take him home

>>32756338
>2013
>12th grade

God I feel old.

>>32756338
Somehow I doubt this actually happened.

>>32756390
autists are everywhere anon. I remember a girl that was in my bio class that drew mlp in an anime artstyle and drew some pregant guy with the baby visable. Felt uncomfortable talking to her for the rest of high school

>>32756442
Drawing autistic shit is one thing. Making a Pokemon team focused around the fact that you want to fuck fictional ponies and actively showing it to people and thinking they'll find it cool is another.

>>32756460
New York is full of autists

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I felt like that kind of person once when I was running an all-female Eevee team and my friend asked to see it

>>32756858
It's one thing to have a weird team, it's another thing to be showing it to other people on purpose. I'd say you're fine

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>>32756338
>Be me
>Mom wants me to entertain at cousin's eight birthday party
>Mom I don't know how to entertain kids
>Just go in your Pokemon outfit
>Its my fursuit
>Go to my eight year old cousin's birthday in my Lucario fursuit
>Somehow nothing went wrong

>>32756917
>my Lucario fursuit

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>>32756917
like ths?

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>>32756917
you stop that

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>playing pokemon at a local event
>used an action replay to get a shiny genesect before it got released
>11 year old autistic kid notices it
>ohno.jpg
>he wants to trade
>actually has some of my favorite shinies
>ask him for his shiny registeel
>"no, that's not for trade"
>this goes on for every single valuable pokemon he has
>fuckme.jpg
>eventually give up on him and quit the trade
>the kid starts jumping up and down and screaming "I WANT MY GENESECT"
>everyone at the event turns their heads and stares at him
>his mom comes over and takes him out of the place
>never see him again

>In 6th grade
>Be the weird bullied kid
>Have one friend
>They're obsessed with pokemon
>To the point of constantly playing it, referencing it, drawing it in art class
>Somehow manages to not be very annoying about it though so it's ok
>Except they eventually stop being my friend because I don't play pokemon
>Probably an excuse to not associate with the bullied kid, but they're genuinely autistic so even now I'm not sure.

>>32756917
pics of suit or it didn't happen.

>>32757184
what i got from this is that you're the weird person.

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>>32756917

>>32757290
I once joked I ate her cookie and she proceeded to pry open my mouth and stare down my throat like she could see it in my stomach.

>>32757404
Was she cute?

>>32757408
I guess so, for a 12 year old

>>32756917
I know what went wrong, you.

>>32757404
I'm glad you said 'she', I was worried that it could have been me.

>>32756917
Post timestamped pic of fursuit or nobody's going to believe you

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>>32756338
I guess I'll repost this:

>freshman year of college
>eventually find some sort of weekly Pokemon club
>turns into a general video game club considering how many people had similar games
>play Triforce Heroes one night with a few of the others, trying our best to not nuke each other with bombs
>one of the coordinators thought it'd be a good idea to watch some Pokemon videos as a group
>sigh internally and steel myself for the memes
>some are passable, others not so much
>suddenly the guy that would mainly stick to GBC and PMD games pipes up, offering to show us an animation
>what could possibly go wrong?
>guy gets on the laptop we were using
>closes out YouTube much to our confusion
>opens up FurAffinity
>nope.gif

>>32756338
>be me
>go to convention, put on my mlponyta fursuit
>woddle around slowly, hard as balls to see where im going
>fat autist walks up behind me
>ass groped
>turn around, wearing a fedora and a pikachu shirt saying "i like me some hot buns"
>nope'd my way back to my hotel room, don't leave it for the rest of the day

you guys are fucked up

>>32759632
>pikachu shirt saying "i like me some hot buns"
I need more details on this abomination

Sorry you got groped anon

>>32759632
>put on my mlponyta fursuit
You deserve literally everything

>>32759691
hard to make out too many features, between being baked in the suit, no visibility, and umbridaled rage blinding me. He had a metric fuck load of buttons tho, on his man purse, on his fedora, just god damn everywhere

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>>32756338
>Be me
>On Twitch one night
>It's an online battle stream so everyone's itching to fight
>I get challenged
>Fuck Yeah.jpeg
>Make my team of obnoxious low tier mons I love
>I join and it's a double battle
>..Okay I guess
>Ask me to join Skype
>It's 3 kids A furry and two decent people
>Furry only has female "Waifu mons with cringe names"
>Kid running nothing but legends
>"Normal guy" has nothing but Aegislash
>"It's a free for all Anon"
>I don't know what the fuck that is
>They focus the ever loving shit out of me
>Ask if I wanna play again
>Fuck no.jpeg
>The Skype is full of furry porn and emotes
>Left and never looked back
>I fucking added them before the match
>They know my Skype
>Be so desperate for other people who actually play Pokemon I never blocked them
>Constantly get added to shit chats cause Skype was garbage
>This continues for two fucking years
>TWO FUCKING YEARS

I was in grade 12 when x and y came out too but everyone was playing GTA 5 which came out 3 weeks before I was called gay for talking about x and y lol

>>32759796
oh neat, P-U teir bro
>be me
>be in pokemon club in comic book shop
>first day, some kid comes up wanting to play
>use shitty shit mon, eviolite tenticool setting up toxic spikes
>try my best to throw the match, he was just a kid, using in game team and legend
>he dies of toxic spikes
>gets mad, get called a cheater and a hacker
>the club overhears, rallying behind him
>do my best to show my team and that it was legit, never injected in my life
>doesn't_matter.png
>they think i hacked the matrix to win the match or something
>kid nabs my gameboy and throws it
>get pissed because I gotta pay for my own shit, tell him that is not how to behave
>get kicked out of club for cheating

dont use PU pokemon i guess, because when you win they think you ((cheated))

>>32756917
Post suit pics

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>>32760231
>eviolite
>toxic spikes
>gameboy

>>32760856
He was cheating anon didn't you read the story?

>>32761934
https://www.serebii.net/itemdex/eviolite.shtml
It wasn't introduced until gen 5 you stupid fucking mongoloid

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>>32761989
Turn off your name, you nigger

>>32756338
>Middle school when BW came out
>There was this one kid with a Pokemon backpack that was always annoying
>I told him about the Riolu cave
>Says lucario is his favorite Pokemon
>Next day he had a full team of Lucario in the hall of Fame
>Wanted to battle me
>Infernape and Jellicent win easily
>Threw my DS on the ground
>Talked about how mad he was they lost

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>>32756338
>Be a manchild playing pokemon
>Get challenged by 10 year old child on Red/Blue 3DS
>Use my team full of Magikarp's and win hands down against his team of 3 Starters and the legendary birds.
>Push the kid on the ground after I win
>take his 3DS and throw it into a nearby wall, it explodes into pieces
>Scrublord starts crying like a defeated bitch
>Begin kicking him on the ground demanding he stops his welching.
>His mom walks up, asks what's going on, child is drenched in his tears.
>"Nothing m'am, he's just having a splash."

I played showdown on my phone while the other 3 people at the party i was at had a threesome.
Guess im the cringe.

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>>32756498
>He´s an NY turd
>He´s an annoying tripfag
yep that checks out

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>>32756917
ZOOMED WORDS

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>>32756338
>high school 2007ish
>playing Diamond online with people I found in some group on Deviantart
>about to enter battle with some guy I added
>mic is on
>this guy fucking talks like Blooregard Q. Kazoo
>every time he speaks, I almost lose my composure
>one of my mons uses a Wiki berry mid-battle
>he begins to speak
>"Oh! A Wiki berry! A... A WIKIPEDIA BERRY!"
>says above sentence in a shrill Bloo voice
>I completely lose my shit
>have to disconnect due to sides leaving orbit
>tell him later that my internet is shit, and it disconnected me
>had to avoid this guy when it came to battling due to his bloo voice making it hard to focus

>>32763265
Yeah, well at least you didn't get an STI

>>32761989
You do realize that people very often use the term "Game Boy" to refer to any Nintendo handheld, right?

That being said, I still highly doubt that story actually happened.

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Okay, OP. I'll bite.
>be me, 11 years old
>in fifth grade
>pokemon was something that got you made fun of at this time, so I tried to keep quiet about it as much as possible
>my closer friends knew, though, and one actually played it
>he was from Germany, so we'll just call him krautbro
>he wasn't as quiet about his love for the series, and got us made fun of occasionally
>he unknowingly attracts a turbo autist (literally autistic) who we'll call Logan
>Logan doesn't have the brand new Diamond and Pearl DS games, instead plays Genwun on GBC
>Logan becomes enormoured with me after he hears me brag about my Pelican cheating device, always wanting me to hack his game
>he always wanted really stupid shit, like teaching his Charizard egg bomb or his Arbok lovely kiss
>it was really fucking annoying having him follow you around and demand for you to "hack his Pokeymon" with all the normies watching
>one day, Logan approaches me and krautbro at recess
>we tell him to fuck off and leave to go sit under a tree that provides some shade
>he follows us there and keeps asking for my pelican, even after I tell him no
>start throwing clumps of mowed grass at him to be a dick and make him go away
>on the tenth or so clump, he screams in pain, spergs out, and runs away to tell on me
>krautbro busts up laughing
>wut.jpg
>turns out, krautbro put a piece of concrete in one of the clumps of grass
>I just hit an autistic kid in the head with a piece of concrete
>get sent to the principle's office
>principle makes me apologize and asks me to give Logan his egg bomb Charizard

After 5th grade, I never really heard from Logan again until high school, when he sperged out and literally almost fucking killed a kid by hitting him in the back of the head with a hammer doing shop class because he wouldn't let him use the saw.

>>32763728
I'm a girl though

>>32764972
A dick girl

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>>32756338

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>>32764392
This. People called the DS and call the 3DS "game boys" all the time. Wouldn't be surprised if the Switch gets called one too.

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>>32764972
I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.

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>>32765567
I think you left this at home

>>32765567
Was this a copypasta I missed or something?

>>32765564
I did that. Calling it "my DS" around people that had no fucking clue what a DS was sounds so fucking autistic.
Called my consoles "Nintendos" too.

>>32765658
Yes. It's years old.

>>32765567
>I'll be the one in the kitchen
You got that from the Xbox cringe pic. I already knew this was fake, but here's proof

>>32763847
I kek'd

Bloo was an annoying motherfucker

>>32756381
Realistically if you had battled him and won it would've been even worse

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>>32763265

>>32756917
If I get dubs,anon shows us his fursuit.
More likely not to get dubs.

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>Befriend this girl in elementary school because we both shared a love of pokemon
>Even collaborated on a drawing together where I drew my favorite mon and she drew her fakemon oc
>She also liked to roleplay as her cat ocs from the Warrior Cat series
>Hissed at other kids who annoyed her and meowed sometimes
>Unfriendly to other kids in general, even nice ones who shared the same interests as her
>Feel bad because I ditched her in 5th grade for normie friends while her only other friend was the new kid who liked to eat his own snot
>See her online several years later
>She loves Puella Magi Madoka Magica and has a brown Greninja oc

>>32771092
Stick it in.

>>32771092
>Warrior Cat series
Did it ever end?

>>32771092
you could have fixed her
its all your fault anon

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>>32756338
this is totally real and not le epig r*ddit greentext

>>32771943
Apparently there are still books coming out this year. This series has tripled in size since I last read it, geez.

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Not necessarily weird but
>third semester in college
>sit with a couple of people I knew from my high school, they just graduated (this was the fall semester)
>two spicy boys, one girl
>the two guys would constantly skip, often leaving me with the girl
>would usually play Pokemon in the hour we all had together
>one day she wanted to get a Rockruff, asked me where you go to get one
>tell her the fielded area in Ten Carat Hill
>first encounter, shiny Rockruff
>literallyshaking.png, was kind of cute
>semester ends, the two guys flunk out because they never went to class
>next semester, have no breaks because my dad's condition was getting worse (he had ALS)
>see the same lass in the hallway, asks if I wanted to get lunch sometime, I do
>her "stepbrother" (best way I can describe the lad) dies, go to his service and see her there
>make more plans
>one day she's playing MKX while I'm over, then I ask her if she actually wanted to be a bit more than friends
>she does
>one week into the relationship my dad dies
>slowly become more introverted, fuck up a lot of things, even standard communication and traveling (no joke, I got lost once for three hours on my way to see her somewhere)
>relationship ends by the end of the semester, her terms

If anything, I was the weird person who played because every time I saw someone else playing their 3DS I would challenge them to a battle.

>>32773089
Nice blog

>>32771092
Could you give the initials of this person? There's this girl I know who sounds a lot like this

>>32773314
Is she your friend or something? Also K.J.

>>32773334
no, there's this girl I like who according to people who knew her in middle school used to hiss and scratch people but those aren't her initials

>>32771092
I got legitimately scared that you were talking about me, every single thing said up to the last two lines were things I did because my autistic ass was unmedicated.

Also, how the fuck is Warrior Cats still kicking?

>>32773370
what are YOUR initials

>>32773388
C.F.

Nice double dubs.

>>32764317
showdown transmitted infection?

>>32773403
this girl is CG
why are there so many real-life catgirls? I thought she was the only one

>>32763728
>chicken chan poster
>can't tell the difference between a tripfag and a namefag
Checks out.

>>32773362
>there's this girl I like
Underage

>>32773506
I'm sorry you're dead inside and don't experience infatuation anymore

>>32756917
post suit nigga

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>enter 1v1 tournament at local anime con
>use a level 1 magnemite with toxic and recycle with a berry juice just to see how far I'd get
>battle some autistic 14 year old
>I win
>he spergs out saying I cheated
>judges rule in my favor
>end up winning tournament, there were only about 12 people participating anyways
>later I'm playing cards against humanity and he joins
>he's trying to be an edgelord but fails at it
>person running the game tells him to leave
>he shoves the cards that were on the table onto the floor and walks away growling
>later hear he was kicked out for repeatedly harassing cosplayers, including groping one while he was taking a selfie
>mfw

>>32773519
Grow up.

>>32773867
You're on a board for a children's game

>>32773879
If that knowledge makes you feel better about your obsessions then enjoy it.

>>32756388
>2010 was 7 years ago

>>32773947
>the world ended 5 years ago

where did all these tripfags and namefags come from
god /vp/ has really gone downhill

>>32774029
this happens after every major announcement you newfag

>>32773920
Do you think liking someone is something only kids do
I am genuinely curious

>>32774034
how very hyprocitical of you, you child

>>32774071
I'm not the retard denying human emotion

>>32774066
Infatuation is for children and women. Letting yourself fall into an unhealthy obsession is a sign of social and emotional immaturity.

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>>32774100
what do you think the name Lily signifies

>>32774171
That you're a namefag. If you're trying to say you're a vapid cunt, I could believe it.

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>yurifag arguing with a sociopath
now THIS is cringe

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>>32774198
nice dude.
are you sure you aren't just trying to convince yourself love is for the weak to make yourself feel better about the fact that no women like you due to you calling them all vapid cunts?

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>>32774222

>>32774222
Can I stick it in your ass?

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>>32756338
>be 9 and with a twin brother
>parents invite couple to discuss business or something
>they brought their 12 year old son who had a Fire Red
>play Pokémon with twin the kid while adults do their stuff
>eventually bring up we have Pokémon Gale of Darkness
>kid says "I don't have that one, can I see?"
>show him the box and open it to show him the disc
>kid rips the disc off the box and puts it inside his pants
>twin and I see this as clear as water
>ask him to give it back
>"I have no idea what you're talking about"
>"You have it in your pants"
>he takes off his pants and it's not there
>fuck, must be inside his boxers
>literally one second later his parents call him because they're leaving
>run with twin to tell the adults the kid stole your game
>"anon, it's not cool to blame it on others when you lose your stuff"
>our faces when
>couple and kid leave with our game

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>>32759796
Can't believe this is still up, sorry to the anon above. That kid was a smart sneaky little shit.
>Same tards ask me to play and I say yes because fuck it why not
>Got fed up with their crap so I bring out the heavy artillery, the tank mons
>Focus or not I'm surviving and they can't do shit about it
>Starting to call hacks cause my M.Ampharos is still up with 2 in the back
>This a +6 Cotton Guard Bold SpD invested Ampharos I mind you
>Losing their minds cause I can't be fucking scratched at this point
>It's me and one of the normal guys at this point
>His last mon is M.Steelix
>RIP Ampharos
>Go for desperation Signal Beam
>It actually confuses
>M.Steelix stays confused for 5 turns straight and whittle it down with confuse plus signal
>Win with barely a scratch on me
>I'm the fucking Universe.gif
>They ask for 1v1 and bring OU cancer saying they'd beat me with their "Best Teams"
>Thoroughly abuse Simple, Topsy Turvy, and tank set up and plow through them with relative ease
>Get called a tryhard and "not allowed to bring my mons to games anymore"
>MFW I just got Ampharos and Claydol banned from casual matches

>>32773957
why can't they just let that franchise finally die?

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>>32756381
wtf how old are the people in this story

>get moved to a new dorm for a few days because Hurricane Sandy took out the power at my current one
>new roommate is a quiet black guy that I quickly find out plays Pokémon and has his DS on him
>I already beat Black 2 while he's struggling against Clay using a team all weak to ground
>decide to trade him a high level Gliscor because I'm a nice guy
>his trainer in the plaza is a female scientist with the name JSlutz
>I know I shouldn't, but I ask him why
>"well you know how you have fantasies of being a girl and all the stuff you would do while being one?"
>this was before my trap phrase so I just smiled uncomfortably
We exchanged numbers after that and he was a nice guy, but we never saw each other after that

>>32756917
Did you ever give out the bimonthly furry news in that?

>>32773089
Sorry to hear about your dad

>>32756338
be me
>release day of Pokemon Sun and Moon
>aka prelude to the disappointment
>My friends and I wait in a nearby Wal-Mart
>See some autistic looking kid
>Sees us playing Pokemon
>can'tescape.jpeg
>Challenges me and my tomodachi to battle
>I bring my singles team and he agrees to singles
>He picks doubles
>okay?
>Team is all legends.
>Wins easily with my bred mons
>Tell my friends to challenge him
>One of my friends is probably challenged in more way that one
>Battle begins
>Friend beings out absole with absolite and kid brings out darkrai again.
>Hesusingdarkvoid.retard
>Friend does not bounce and switches
>Gets dark voided x 6
>We made fun of him well into the next day.

>Be me
>6th grade
>Diamond/Pearl came out
>Be playing on the schoolyard (If it wasn't in class, they didn't care)
>Sperg walks up
>Tard guard dealing with other tards atm
>Killme.wav
>Watches me play for a solid ten mins, not a word outta him
>move
>He follows
>Move
>He follows
>Eventually switch into a Raichu (Was battling the water type leader)
>TardExplosion.jpeg
>Y U EVOLV PIKATCHU U STUPID
>Starts trying to beat me up over this
>Get fed up and pick up a nearby rock
>Run a nice range away (He was too fat to follow fast enough)
>Chuck rock hard enough to stun, but not hard enough to knock out (Practiced with cousin.)
>Get suspended for a month
>Play Pokemon all month

>>32771092
You could be nutting in that right now

>be me
>part of a videogame club, play Pokemon X with 3 other friends
>16 at the time
>School known tard walks in
>Busts out 3ds and talks about how he has been spending months getting his competitive team ready
>Decide to challenge him, to be nice
>My mons are all perfect IV and shiny, obv injected but still legit
>He literally has all legendaries with no status moves
>diaper beam lol
>Sweep him with my greninja
>Starts complaining it's a hacked mon
>Tell him it's 100% legit (explaining injecting would be too hard)
>Friend tells him I'm lieing and that I injected it.
>Kid freaks out, starts saying he'll call the pokepolice on me and starts to throw a temper tantrum
>wtf.jpeg
>Ends up accidentally shitting his pants
>Start laughing SO HARD
>Kid now crying saying he'll get revenge
>Has fedora on too (forgot to mention this)
>Tard guard walks in and pulls him out
>Apologizes while tard is screeching
In agony
>Shit spilling everywhere in the meantime
I was literally laughing for a month straight thinking about that event.

>>32771138
>>32775327
But we're both girls

>>32778504
...and?

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>>32778504
Even better

>>32764972
Here, you have to prove it. Post your tits.

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>Be me in 10th grade
>In the fucking anime club
>Was a fucking spergy loser because of it but also did wrestling
>The perfect cyborg
>This short spanish girl is way into me
>Had no idea
>She brought me food from her home ec class
>She came to me and asked for my number
>Sent me pics of her in a dress
>Still didn't catch the hint
>One day after anime club meeting, waiting for daderino to come pick me up because no car
>"Hey Anon doesn't this look cute, I really want to get one."
>She shows me her phone
>It's an image of an eevee fursuit, a bunch of them
>Freeze up, autism unable to figure out what to say
"Haha, y-yeah."
>Awkward silence
>She keeps scrolling
>More and more pokemon fursuits
>Avoid her for a little bit
>Can't find her anywhere now
>Regret that moment for the rest of my life
I could've smashed, but I was so preoccupied with pretending to be a normie that I had to push her away
I'll miss you, Gilda

> play in my first in person tournament at gamestop
> realize that at least 70% of pokemon fans are autistics
> Have to play elementary school level kids and inevitably crush them while their parents watch
> one girl in her twenties has a team with a level 5 charmander on it
> literal autistic kid who keeps making weird movements and screeching sounds
> one guy wasn't even playing but he lumbered around the entire time talking about how if he had his 3DS on him he'd beat us all
> end up losing to a 400 pound sweaty neckbeard stereotype who has a 6IV shiny team.
> For some reason mega heracross was banned
> Guy wouldn't tell me his real name "for privacy reasons" he wanted me to call him by his video game name that was Kisune or some shit

>>32779191
First and last?

I can relate. It was my last. I have no idea what I was expecting.

>>32774222
Nice bait

>>32779211
Yes. As a 6'2 24 year old it was humiliating playing 8 year olds who I was obviously going to trounce.

>>32775152
Thats not so bad. more of a funny story than a cringe-inducing one.

>>32764972
>attention whoring on a website based on anonymity
you are litterall dirt,where you so thirsty for attention that you went to the den of manchildren just so they could oggle at you ?

>>32779191
>> realize that at least 70% of pokemon fans are autistics
You were at a fucking gamespot tourney, of course they are all autistic

the only people their who aren't are the parents

>>32779327
Those poor parents.

>made my mom take me to a Brawl tournament once
The hell was I thinking?

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>>32778504

>>32779354
>playing Brawl
The hell were you thinking?

>>32783339
>namefag
>pretends to hate brawl

Now we only need to confirm you're a ledditor too.

>>32783358
I'm not pretending, it's slower than the Alola starters.

>>32783358
>Liking zero gravity simulator

>>32773403
go away chris farley, you died

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>>32774281
Please fucking tell me you got it back

>>32756917
Pic ????
Plz anon???
Just the suit

>>32757184
Why were you bullied?

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>>32779312
Being this mad
Mfw

>>32778823
Gonna make a story over this. Thanks.

>>32756460
Eh, I did stuff nearly that level of autistic

I could believe it

>>32757438
Considering all the Lana and Acerola stuff that gets posted on this board...

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>2008
>Casually visiting the local Pokemon TCG tournament once a week
>Everyone is playing and trading
>Some retard kid walks over to me
>Tried not to glare at him, but his one eye was twitching constantly and his face didn't look right
>Constantly drooling over my cards
>Asks me if I want to trade
>Ok, sure
>Pulls out Gardevoir EX out of nowhere
>Wasn't interested in his Gardevoir EX
>Retard kids leaves and forgot his card
>I put Gardevoir EX back into the bunch of cards laying around "his" turf
>Apparently they were not his cards after all
>Out of fucking nowhere his big brother appears and screeches like a true autist
>WHERE IS MY GARDEVOIR EX?!?!???!
>Autistic screeching intensifies*
>Suddenly his retard brother returns
>Points at me
>I showed him where I put his card and tried to explain the situation
>Shouts at me
>Apparently he was one of the "gym leaders" of the local tournament
>Threatens to ban me from the local tournament
>Didn't get banned gg faggot
>I never saw his retard brother again after that lol

>>32772779
Noooo. Nonono. You don't fix that. You don't even want your dick near that. They won't have any idea what to do with a dick, mind, but try it and you'll end up with death threats and hundreds of messages a day as if it is their sole purpose in life

>>32785430
You definitely put your dick in it for a little while. When you're tired of crazy make her thinks she's ending things on her terms. Don't end your relationship, let it rot while you do better things.

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enjoy, /vp/

>>32756338
>2013
>12th grade
Fuck's sake.

>>32759428
we all know it was you

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>all these cringe-rich stories
I wish I had a good one, but no matter how hard I think back, I can't remember one, which is probably a good thing

>>32774222
damn, i think you killed him

>>32785693
Yea me neither. I live in a pretty small town and there's literally nothing happening here.

Here's a non-story:
>Pokemon BW2 launch
>Go to local noname video game store to buy it
>Literally the only person there
>Buy my copy and leave

I was expecting to at least fight someone, I even had my DS with White in it, ready for battle/trade.

>>32759564
Is that actually a thing in the game?

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>>32785693
I want to fuck Palutena

>>32773519
Fuck off

>>32774222
Eat a dick

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>>32774222
>love is for the weak

>implying it isn't

tits or fuck off you alimony trap

>>32786429
No clue, but it wouldn't surprise me given how, if I recall correctly, the game straight up had a summonable NeoGAF logo.

>>32775184
i think you might also be kind of a tard based on this story

>>32774222
Remember to ignore anything a retarded, attention whoring namefag ever says.

>>32764317
>using sti's as an excuse for not getting pussy.

Are you a closeted fag or just that much of a neckbearded autist?

>>32775184
>>Chuck rock hard enough to stun, but not hard enough to knock out (Practiced with cousin.)
That isn't a thing that normal people do. Where are you from.

>>32762493
kek

>>32786539
>being this delusional cuz people dont like you
dude its allright someday things will go better for ya but first step is to stop being like this and giving up all sorts of edgy nihilistic-wannabe behaivor
you can do this, ok? just wanna help you out

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>>32785613
holy fuck

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>>32759564
copypasta nice try

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>>32791564
nigga i was literally quoting myself from the screencap >>32785613 posted

>>32791569
Thnx for the you

>>32791591
thnx for the (You) as well my dude

I wish I could share, but I don't really go places and meet weird Pokémon fans. My friends don't play either.

>>32785613
Jesus