ITT: Retarded Pokemon strategies

>>32749401
shuckle
jolly
252atk/4def/252spe
sturdy
power trick
shell smash
stone edge
earthquake

Bidoof @bright powder
-swords dance
-double team
-return
-super power
Ive actually gotten a sweep with this once

Simple Skill Swap Swoobat with Intimidate Quiver Dance Masquerain

Choice band beat up weavile

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>>32749401
rindo berry carracosta
I needed a rocker + volc/zardy/pinsir check, so the meme was born. It's not terrible.

normalium z umbreon

>>32749401
all the showderp sets

Z-ero Sense
Porygon-Z
Adaptability
Adamant
Life Orb
Sharpen
Last Resort

This shit worked so well in Gen 4.

Silvally

Snorlax @ Silk Scarf
Adamant
252HP/252Atk/4Spe
Thick Fat
Belly Drum
Last Resort

>>32749617
no it didnt

Golisopod @ red card
jolly
4HP/252Atk/252Spe
Sucker punch
First impression
Aqua jet
Protect

Clefable @ Sitrus Berry
Adamant
252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 HP
Magic Guard
-Belly Drum
-Covet
-Meteor Mash
-Brick Break

Charizard / Leftlovers
Bold 252 hp 252 def
Toxic
Protect
flamethower
Roost

Weavile Holding Iron Ball
Revenge
Fling
Avalanche

I thought I was really utilizing her high attack stat...

>>32749401
Offensive Tail Glow Volbeat
- Tail Glow
- Bug Buzz
- Shadow Ball
- Thunderbolt

Though ridiculously outclassed, I've had some fun with this before.

Anything Verlisify recommends

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>>32749401
Rain dance assault vest goodra

Weakness Policy, Acrobatics, Unburden, Hawlucha

>>32749636
Eviolite Type:Null.

>>32749779
No Beat Up on bully waifu?!

>>32750259
Might actually be better, since it actually has a (shitty) ability, has better bulk, and its offence is shit either way.

>>32749636
Choice Band Allahu Ackbar Silvally