Pokémon Transformation Hypnosis

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So I've heard of things more autistic than this before, but this doesn't change the fact that this is fucking autistic.

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>>32748555
nigga what

>>32748569
kinda yea

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>>32748555
Stop that

>OP confirmed ponyfag too
Just check their recent uploads.

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>>32748555
Please get a better voice. I only heard one word from you and I knew I couldn't even ironically sit through twenty minutes of that nasally, incoherent shit

>>32748631
Alright, some legit feedback. What about the voice is offputting to you?

>>32748555
>Hypnosis works best when you want it
Yet it's only 60% accurate.

>>32748677
quality joke 6/10

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This interests me out of stupid curiosity. However, I don't wanna hypnotize myself. Someone go be a test monkey for my amusement.

>>32748715
Make a contract with Positivity and become a magical Pokémon!

>>32748764
I'm afraid of losing a kidney or my ssn. However, it'll be funny happening to someone else.

>>32748791 >>32748764
If y'all think some crazy shit's gonna happen, listen to the hypnosis without trancing first.

>>32748655
Your mic, for one. If you're really running a hypnosis website, get a better one. I can't tell you specifics because I don't know them, but there's a constant buzzing sound, and the voice itself sounds like it's been recorded. It lacks that clarity that better mics have. You didn't even bother to edit out the click at the start, either. Trash-tier LPers have better mics and editing than you.
Your voice also calls too much attention to itself. It's already high and stereotypically nerdy, but you slur your words together (for example, in "Hello, and welcome to the session" sounds like "Hellound") and you have a really shitty lisp on your S's. ("which of the file set you chose", "transformation"). Lisps and unconfident nerd voices already remind me of stupid college kids, and the subject matter doesn't make that feeling any better.
Overall, you sound really amateur, and there's no way I want to willingly listen to that kind of voice try to "hypnotize" me.

>>32748799
Are you trying to make me lose my wallet, OP?

>>32748799
But what if there's subliminal shit going on in the background? Next thing I know, I'm in Mexico with eight ounces of crack up my ass.

>>32748808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10FFKl_0GSA
If background noise is a problem, perhaps this video may help. The mic may not be that big an issue until you can clearly hear how the record sounds without the buzzing in the background. I don't know anything about hypnosis, but even then a better mic would be nice considering you're trying to ease people vocally.

Remember that time /vp/ had a general devoted to Lucario hypnosis? Good times.

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>>32748933
That sounds like some dark times. However, that's not to say we're in some good times atm.

>>32748808
I have a decent enough mic, the issue is my computer fan is stupidly loud. In future I'll record by plugging my mic into my laptop.
The higher pitch of speaking is for hypnosis purposes.
I'll try to enunciate better in future, too. Thanks for the feedback!

>>32748555
>Hypnosis works best when you want it
According to Monster Hunter the opposite is true.

>>32748555
Who would want to be a pokemon?

>>32749414
lots of people
yiffers for one

>>32748933
Remember the pokepet sex generals?

>>32749414
Who wouldn't?

>>32749530
People who don't want to be slaves to a child holding a ball of nondescript technology.

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>>32749476

Remember this?

>>32749568
Autism