NPC quotes

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>>32743184
Something from the newer games

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I'm a sucker for Pokemon NPC quotes, especially ones from RBY.

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This one is pretty lewd

I SWALLOW SLUDGE TO TRANSFORM MYSELF

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>>32743822
sludgemind

>>32743868
>/vp/ in 2017

>>32743786
That's basically Lusamine.

>>32743827

It's reliable source of information

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>>32743888
No. Lusamine characterise is different.

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>>32743827
>children battling with creatures that are twice as hot as the sun

>>32744077
Either the dex is just wrong about a LOT of shit (LIke that fan comic there where it's just because the kid filling it in is guessing shit) or Pokémon somehow can contain absolutely all forms of energy including heat to within their body.

>>32743776
The bottom one is retarded because there's initially no entrance the first time you can actually fight him.

>>32744140
The latter is pretty much canon. So Magcargo can just hold all of its heat in because magic or whatever. Same as Ponyta's flames or how water mons can carry an unlimited supply in their bodies.

>>32744282
Holy shit that's heavy

>>32744335
That's the joke on both of them. It's not fucking hard to set a single flag to change the dialogue or remove the NPC after the fact

>>32744395
Yea it's really not much of a stretch considering.
Shame we never get many natural disasters in games because of wild Pokémon. It would even give an excuse for capturing so many things

>that one maid in the battle subway that only says meow

I wish I had a pic of that to prove it's real.

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>>32744140
>it's just because the kid filling it in is guessing shit

This has been my headcanon for years now.

>>32744456
i think i saw her

>>32743807
M-mommy?

>>32744140
AFRICAN ELEPHANTS

>>32743836
I read that in a stereotypical mobster voice.

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>>32744496
Thanks for compilation anon

>>32744496
>Arcanine ... longer than the distance from LA to Moscow

Via the Pacific or the Atlantic?

>>32744496
This is why Pokewars on FF is good.

>>32744496
>snorunt
>moisture in the moisture in the lungs

>>32744496
well about the Raticate one, real rats actually do the same but over time

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>>32744650
This will never not be funny

>>32743827
to be fair thunderbolt are at least the twice of hot, also that's temperature surface

Does anyone have the battle tree old man who wants to die?

>>32744650
It's good that they finally did this after years of walking into people's houses like you own the place.

>>32743827
>Surpluff's smell is 100 million times better than a humans

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>>32743184

>>32744761
Thunderbolts are instantaneous though. And also confined to a narrow space.

>>32744041
Kek

>>32744140
The latter is actually true. Look at all of those random mons who can use Thunderbolt, Flamethrower, and Ice Beam without being any of those types.

>>32743761
=(

>>32744511
Patrician taste my man.

>>32744282
Everyone shits on Hau for being always happy, but I think most of the time he just put an act to run away from problems.
Even Gladion says so the first time they meet.

Also towards the end he actually tells you he's salty for losing every time against you.

Don't get me wrong, he's kinda obnoxious in the game but he doesn't deserve so much shitting.

>>32744970
>Don't get me wrong, he's kinda obnoxious in the game
No he isn't.

>>32744496
There's a lot of faulty science here. The Raticate one in particular stands out.

>>32744607
I don't know what they meant, but I'm imagining Arcanine hopping from Alaska to Russia.

>>32744850
anti-injectors btfo?

>>32744970
Hau is perfection. S/M had the best characters in the entire franchise.

>>32744628
>tfw the phrase got stuck on weekend radio

I tried everything, but no matter what I did I couldn't get one better than that and Feebas never moved again.

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>>32745227
Unrelated to the topic, but FRLG Channeler's sprite is hilarious.

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/r/int the ones where GameFreak makes fun of modern art

>>32744850
The maison in a nutshell

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Fuck the French. Fuck all of them.

>>32745253
Hey there, Chugga.

TOYS! I NEED MORE TOYS!

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>>32745264
Don't be salty, mon tres cher ami :hap:

>>32744850
Stall_players.jpg

>>32745345
Gamefreak with the meta jokes

>>32745253
Emerald remains his best Pokémon playthrough.

>>32745264
I love how in XY one of the NPCs actually says something like "Eww, you expect me to tip the plebs?" Gen VI in general had a lot of great NPC moments.

>>32743845
>tfw can't use the battle seeker in caves
This was one of the best routes for fights.

>>32744954
grow up

>>32744628
She's right tho.

It's weird that BW2 tried to act like there was still some philosophical debate to be had here, when the end of the first BW pretty much hammered in the idea that no, Pokemon and people need each other, even N agreed.

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>>32745580
No, it hammered the idea that it is allowed to have different opinions.

>>32745523
This would make for an interesting, if frustrating game. Like whole pokemon game where you can only control what moves your pokemon know, but not what they use.

Know it was one of the Battle Frontier stations in Emerald, but maybe like a whole game that takes place in the past before poke balls were a thing or something. Never gonna happen though. GF loves formula and B/W not selling hurts most future creativeness.

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But dumb people will be polarized and fanaticized anyway

Also, there is clear parallelism between pokemon and real pets.
I have seen many people that make their pets suffer

you know. the lines about swimmers and their pokeballs gets recycled a lot.

>>32745595
But literally every named character by the end ether believes Pokemon and People should grow together or that Pokemon should be used as tools (the blatant black as evil badguy). The separating Pokemon and people ends up being a dead concept only brought up by npcs.

>>32745607
That isn't what that dialog implies.
I think it implies that pokemon wouldn't fight at all. They would have no reason to, unless it is their biology

>>32745553
Just ask the footprint guy.

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Stop uploading these worthless blurry jpegs or photographs
Get in there are take your own.
I have thousands of these OC and am sorting them out.
Use NTR cfw for the 3ds to take screenshots. Use the Mode3 release for Sun/Moon on Old3ds

>>32745607
Never gonna happen because a game like that would suck

>>32745622
It could. It could also be him saying you force your Pokemon to do what you want, not really what they want to do in battle. Guess them doing what you say is also supposed to be apart oft he bond and trust they have in you though.

I still think something that revolves around only attaining pokemon through trust, not pokeballs, and not being able to control moves would be interesting and would make more sense in terms of training. Maybe something like a Pokemon AI that gets smarter the more it levels up and the more you have them with you.

Of course that game would also be really frustrating,

>>32745671
>lmao so randum xD

fuck off kid

>>32745677
>not getting the joke
You need to be 18 to be here.

>>32745677
he drinks his pokemons spunk

fuck off kid

>>32745667
A Pokémon game like that is called Digimon, and despite what the loud fanbase may say, the games kind suck because of that.

>>32745671
What??

>>32745691
I thought you directly command your Digimon in most games besides World 1 and that newer one that's just World 1 with two Digimon.

Those BW2 quotes about Pokemon not wanting to fight are kind of dumb when everything from lore down to the game mechanics implies pokemon like battling and they prefer the direction a trainer provides to aimlessly attacking as wild pokemon.

>>32744271
Not the original dialogue it seems. Or at least I can't find it.

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haiku

>>32744970

>everyone shits on Hau for being always happy
>shits on Hau
>for being always happy

Jesus Christ how fucking cynical amd bitter is this place?

>>32743807
Where

>>32744668
This is canon in Pokémon.

>>32745768
Are you looking in B2W2? That's in BW.

>>32744401
dude, the fucking sailors in the lowest level of teh SS anne have the creepiest lines

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This is deep... water.

>>32745677
It sure is summer

>>32745470
This was dark as fuck.
She just left him right?

>>32745622
>>32745607
I read it more as "what if we forced our pokemon to fight in a way more akin to actual animal fights, rather than there being trainers regulating and helping them through it."

like a boxing match vs a street fight.

>>32746202
In BW, in this location in BW2 it's a dude.

>>32745587
This is her dialogue in BW, but I don't know if their is differences between the US and the UK release.

>>32746327
Autism
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>>32745463
This is part of why BW2 is amazing.

>>32745810
Damn this got me

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>>32743184
>thread starst as funny or unusual quotes
>slowly turns into deep phylosophical shit

>>32745580
So many NPCs talk about it because the whole Team Plasma thing was a huge event, and it got them thinking. Whether N agrees or not, I could see Unova ending up as the first "no Pokéball allowed" region.

>>32745671
No way this is real.

>>32746667
why do you think no VC release

>>32746608
>truly strong trainers use whatever it takes to win
>fedora-tipping old man

>truly strong trainers know there's no such thing as strong or weak pokemon, and use their favourites
>strongest E4 member
Hmm

>>32745902
it's not just this place, it's almost the whole fandom.
I know a shitton of people who hate hau just because he's kinda derpy.

>I hope you know what an observatory is, because I sure as heck don't do.

He's a bit dumb, but I love his everhappy cheerfulness. It's a nice contrast to the whole "THE WORLD IS DOOMED IF THE ULTIMATE WEAPON/THE LEGENDARY POKEMON/TEAM ROCKET CAN SUCCEED" from previous generations.
Only thing I hate is his "flirting" with lusamine

>>32744496
>Implying humans and pokemon have the same physiology

>>32746667
There's a line omitted somewhere in the middle. Basically he likes the taste of one of the Vitamin items and keeps drinking them instead of giving them to his Pokemon.

>>32745845
If I recall correctly, Olympia speaks entirely in haiku in XY, while Wikstrom seems to speak in iambic pentameter.

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god damn, BW2 had some great quotes. You wouldn't expect this kind of thinking in a franchise for children.

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Recently encountered this in my replay of SS.

>>32747005
kek

>>32747005
Probably intentional. Gen IV had a bunch of references like those.

>>32743993
anon meant that lusamine is pretty youthful looking to be a mother of two teens

>>32747155
>2014 shit meme
>2009-2010 game and localization effort
>intentional
Mmhmm.

>>32744456
I've seen her.

>>32746920
Can't tell if serious or not.
90% of them are straight from the JRPG "relly mkes u think.." sentence generator

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>>32747189
This thing is from 2014? It thought it was older. I think I've seen MLP stuff referencing it since at least 2012.

>>32745463
It's great because his little sister didn't give a shit about the Purrloin anymore and was just like uh, thanks for this cat who hates me, Hugh.

>>32747212
It got some attention around 2011 or 2012-ish. Definitely wasn't a thing when HGSS were being developed and localized.

>>32747220
plus cats are sociopaths to start with.
>release it
>get another since they all look the same
>happy sis

>>32747206
I like it that you play a colourful game for children, everybody is your friend, there is your rival which you stomp in the fucking ground every time you see him, and out of fucking nowhere someone hits you with a mediocre depression.
"Oh, you are happy right now? Boy, I'm gonny fuck you up"
Makes you appreciate the little things in life

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>>32746550
It's a bunch of bullshit to me. Ghetsis never cared about Pokémon being free, why would they? And pokéball or not, of course that Liepard wouldn't be comfortable with someone who has been a stranger for 5 years, it wasn't even his pokémon back then.

Anyone who thinks this is good must be a baby or desperate to see deepness in Pokémon.

>>32743875
Underrated

>>32745656
I still can't believe this is real.

>>32745478
Purple prose for "I had fun with my Pokémon but I was stupid and set it free". How "deep".

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>>32745613
Pretentious empty comments.

>>32745529
They do that already. Pokémon disobey trainers without badges. Pokémon CAN disobey if they want.

>>32745523
They can do that in Gen III. They also fight in the wild all the time.

>>32745622
>They would have no reason to, unless it is their biology
Yes. Let's think seriously about what this one kid says which contradicts everything else we know about pokémon. Idiot.

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>>32745595
These are good. Though >>32745581 has less impact with all the people who can supposedly understand pokémon.

>>32747366
>Though >>32745581 has less impact with all the people who can supposedly understand pokémon.
Damn it, meant to link >>32745553.

>>32745523
So... basically Yo-kai Watch

>>32747242
>Ghetsis never cared about Pokémon being free, why would they?

Because people have different opinions?

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So what did Grimsley mean by this anyway?

>>32747525
He was planning on having a Skarmory swoop down and grab the coin in mid-flip.

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>>32747525
Winning or losing, it's not what matters. You might not feel satisfied if you win, you might be happy with yourself if you lose. Most of the time though, you won't even know how to feel. Life isn't like a book or movie, it's filled with vague feelings, most of which you'll never get any resolution for. "The coin may never land at all".

>>32747538
Rather a Honchkrow, since skarmory is not a fucking dark type.

or he's actually Two-Face

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>>32746751
The strongest E4 member just said to stop bitching about what the other player was using and deal with it.

>>32747624
No, that's what he says in SM if you pick "Neither" when he asks you to call a coin flip before giving you the Sharpedo ride pager.

>>32747820
oh. Sorry then. My last SM-Playthrough is a few months back, I didn't recall his quote

>>32747242
it was a fairly large part of BW2's story that there were a ton of people who joined Plasma because they actually thought they were doing the right thing

>>32747685
and unlike Karen he isn't a pushover

strongest E4 my arse, her team sucked

>>32743773
every /a/ user

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>>32747937
Or she and her pokemon are holding back because she doesn't want the bother of being champion and being expected to fight to win, while where she's at, her and her pokemon can enjoy the process of interviewing the trainers who have made it so far.

>>32743875
/thread

>>32743761
This makes me sad

>>32745517
Don't be mean, anon. Spread positivity :)

>>32748000
>t-they're holding back
yes everyone is obviously holding back

>>32748007
Lance ordered a hyper beam on Rocket Grunt in Mahogany Town and Grunt didn't get vaporized. So Dragonite probably held back.

>>32747525
whne he says bad ways to win, he means using FEAR aron

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>>32748029
>holding back
What is this a Dragon Ball thread?

>>32748040
gg no re

>>32747685
>tfw Grimsley is literally telling you to stop bitching and gid gud
no wonder he's so smug

>>32745632
>feminism.gif

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>>32747525
>>32747685
Grimsley is just chock full of these isn't he?

>>32748147
He is deep like still water.

>>32747685
Strongest of her region. Also Grimsley doesn't say anything about using strong pokemon. He just tells you to suck it up and deal with it.

>>32745607
>you can only control what moves your pokemon know, but not what they use.
Just trade for a Pokémon with a higher level than what your gym badges allow you to use.

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>>32748147
He's given everything he can.

>>32743758
Ouch.

>>32743184
I SWALLOW SLUDGE TO TRANSFORM MYSELF

>>32743184
I TRANSFORM TO SWALLOW SLUDGE

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I wish there was a screenshot of Veteran Trisha thinking about her long lost love

>>32743807
MILKIES

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>no Vietnamese Crystal

>>32745505
Oh god

>>32747525
He's talking about the fact that not everything is black and white. Sometimes a victory can lead to sadness, sometimes it does that indirectly and you can never predict what the fate will bring you

>>32748006
Go fuck yourself, tripfag cancer cuck.

>>32748040
Treehouse must die.

>>32745607
This is just a digimon game.

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>>32750566

>>32743761
#Whitegirlsfuckpokemon

>>32750995
#Whowouldn'tfuckpokemon

>>32745902
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>>32744970

The dude is happy while they're infiltrating fucking Aether after Lusamine goes bat shit. You mean to tell me that's good character design/animation/development?
"Wow, this is what it feels like to be in a terror raid! Hey, Soldier! You think there might be some cool terrorists to catch here?"
This is what it's like.

>>32745253
what the fuck were they thinking with the battle tower
>>32747242
>Ghetsis never cared about Pokemon being free, why would they?
That's the point. He was like a politician. Making up bullshit just so people can get on your side.

>>32751022
Some people choose to look on the bright side.
It's no different than people who express brand loyalty or political alignment so strongly that they're clearly ignoring the negative sides of the phone or candidate they support.

>>32751029
Rocky enjoyed eggs, and then he won the race up the steps. Maybe you should enjoy an egg, too, sometime.

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While not a quote but why does no one ever comment on how hilariously bad and sometimes ironic the trainer sprites are?
>my mommy calls me beautiful and she is never wrong

>>32751053
I've seen plenty of these thinking that they're that.

There was this one in XY, i think. Either Chateau or Maison, anyway it was this girl telling you that picked up your clothes in the trash or something.

>>32747685
>stop complaining about others and make do with what you have

tumblr btfo

>>32751053
You're going to trigger old stylefags

>>32743184
Robot Maid from X/Y.

>>32744565
And I read it in Mr.Mackey's voice

>>32751314
Sometimes she'll say that part of her body fell off before giving you a Star Piece or Stardust or something like that.

>>32751053
Of course she's not going to look beautiful when you zoom in and warp her sprite.

>>32752893
What would you like to do with her sprite?

>>32744650
That's what she said
Don't kill me

>>32746681
btfo

>>32745470
I try rich boy I try :(

>>32754168
But how wild is he

>>32753132
Drink it

>>32750566
>>32750995
>common filth bros on my /vp/

>>32756544
What if she has 7up?

Aaand the underages ruined the thread again with their teenage humor

>>32757552
This thread will either be pretentious edgelords or 12 year olds

It was doomed from the start

>>32745523
You'd have the worst Battle Frontier attraction in history and the sole reason I ultimately did not care for the entire Frontier's absense in the remake along with the pyramid. No I don't care you're a Timid Nature now use fucking Flamethrower you piece of shit.

>>32757078
Why are people in HGSS such assholes if you dont want their shitty phone numbers?

>>32747366
gee, thanks for your insight