Snek Saturday: Serperior Edition

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>>32735654

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Any Topic of the Thread?

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snk doin' snk things

>>32737197
cute

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This is what, the third time you've asked with the same exact picture? Not that I blame you for having good taste.

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Snivy was cute in Gate to Infinity.

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Does anybody here own an actual snake as a pet?

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>>32738306

I've considered it, but I don't see the point of putting something into a cage just to amuse me. That and snakes don't actually enjoy being touched or pet.

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>>32738306
My dad's terrified of snakes, so no.
If thicc snek gijinka count, here you go.

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>>32738316
Fair point, but they are also adorable and smooth. They make good cuddle buddies as well, and since they don't really need exercise beyond feeding, they can just sit and chill with you and share your body heat.

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>tfw you actually watched that useless junk video with the chinaman and snale

I've gone down a very dark snek hole today

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>>32738374

Would a snake actually want to cuddle with someone? It feels like it would just slither off instead and I'd have to keep putting it back on my lap or something, which leads back to my main point of not wanting to keep something locked up just to amuse and entertain me.

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Damn, it's been AGES since we've had one of these. Still haven't found much new art though.

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Snek looks you like this.
What did you do it to it?

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http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17137073/

This is the wildest story I've ever read between a human and an Ekans / Arbok

Would reccommend a read.

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>>32738451
Came on her belly. Think she's forgiven me, though.

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C-can fox join if the snek is thicc enough?

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The doctor is in.

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>>32738469

Wild, maybe. But I wouldn't say good.

>>32738487

She's forgiven you because she's decided that next time she's going to -make- you finish inside. Blueballing your waifu isn't any good.

Post thicc snek if you want a lewdfic, post angry snek if you don't want lewd fic.

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>>32738543

Is lewd proportional to thick? Because I've got thick.

>>32738553
POST MOAR
I'll get writing.

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>Everyone wanting to fug the noodles
I just want a snek to cuddle with because those coils looks comfy af

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>>32738566

I wasn't actually planning to post any more of it today. Most people don't like it.

>>32738582

I like both, but with a snake it's not hard to have both. Who knows exactly what's happening when you're struggle snuggling inside a cocoon of coils?

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>>32738543
How about thicc fug snek?

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Snek is for bully

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>>32738608

Bullying others, maybe.

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>>32738608
DELET THIS

>>32738402
Depends on the snake.
Some will like to be in physical contact with you if they take to you well.

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>>32738589
>>32738553
I love these kinds.

Also, I've always wondered what it must be like to be coiled up in big snake, especailly if it's of the Serp line where they technically don't have scales so you could have a rough(?) or smooth grassy texture.

Like really, what kind of feeling would each snake pokemon have to their bodies, I wonder?

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>>32738659

Which ones?

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I haven't really paid much attention to the last 2 gens, are there any new snakes?

It was the middle of the winter in the Unova region, and Hilbert had found himself trapped in a questionable fanfic alone with his Serperior.

The two of them walked and slithered in the vast loneliness of the Dragonspiral Tower. Hilbert was cold. Serperior, who was both a cold-blooded animal and a Grass-type, was even worse off. Hilbert, hoping to distract his precious Starter Pokemon from the cold, decided to try making "small talk". "Damn... we let N get away again, huh, Snek-chan?"

Snek-chan fixed him with a glare that was just as frosty as the air. "Serp."

"We'll get him next time, though," the boy continued, half-heartedly pumping his fist as he walked. "He and his giant legendary bara dragon and his prettyboy ass won't be able to stop us!" He looked down. "Stupid, sexy N..."

"SERP." Snek-chan seemed quite displeased.

Hilbert looked at her. "Aren't you cold? Don't you want to go back into your Pokeball?"

"Per-per-per-per-perior..." The Serperior shivered as she shook her head.

"Alright, alright," Hilbert responded. "Do you want a bite to eat? I've got one of those rare cookies from Lavaridge!" He quickly reached into his bad and pulled one out. "Maybe that'll warm you up?"

The Serperior perked up at "warm you up".

"Yeah!" Hilbert waved the cookie in front of her. "You want it? Snek-chan wants the cookie?"

Snek-chan ignored the cookie being waved in front of her and kept her gaze focused on Hilbert. The boy frowned. "What? No cookie?"

The Serperior suddenly smiled coyly and leaned closer to her Trainer. "Seeeeeeerp..."

Hilbert suddenly became aware of the situation he was in. "Fuck. No. Not again, Snek-chan. I told you that that's illegal!" He thrust the cookie at her. "Here, have the cookie! I have more cookies, too!"

Without backing down even slightly, Snek-chan casually batted the cookie aside with her tail, all while inching closer and purring.

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>>32738667

Ekans and Arbok are scaly, obviously. A little uncomfortable to snuggle into like a pillow, but unless you outright try to rub yourself raw against them it's still a perfectly comfy position to be in.
Gyarados and Dratini/Dragonair are firm but smooth, like a cheap inflatable ball.
Seviper has smoother scales than Ekans/Arbok for a better cuddling experience, but you can still sand your skin down if you really try.
Milotic is made of perfectly soft and hairless dolphin flesh, even the scale-like end of it.
Huntail and Gorebyss feel like undulating muscled pears, for lack of a better analogy.
Serperior is completely smooth like Milotic, but it's firm and less soft and squishy.

>>32738730

Zygarde.

>>32738738

Hilbert started slowly backing away while reaching into his back pocket. "Alright, Snek-chan. Eaaaaaaasy now, girl..."

[Snek-chan used Leaf Blade!]

With three quick swipes of her sharpened tail, the lusty Serperior sliced her Trainer's pants to bits - which both exposed his Luvdisc-patterned boxer shorts and prevented him from being able to reach his partner's Pokeball.

Hilbert threw his arms into the air. "Oh, that's IT, Snek-chan! You know how much those pants cost? Or how dumb I'll look walking out of this tower with N victorious and me in my boxer shorts? At least let me walk out of here without those boxer shorts splattered in fucking baby batter!"

Snek-chan, utterly nonplussed by the boy's accusations, flicked her tongue at him suggestively.

"STOP THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW," the boy howled. "I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO POKEMON, OR N, I JUST LIKE HUMAN GIRLS."

Snek-chan, utterly unimpressed, bent her head down and nudged his boxer shorts. Her Trainer followed her gaze down and was both absolutely mortified and utterly unsurpised to find that they were stretching against his own fully erect "snake".

"I'll... I'll fucking fight you if I have to, Snek-chan!" Hilbert blustered.

Snek-chan didn't have eyebrows, but she would have raised them if she did. Her look of utter disdain got her feelings across to Hilbert anyway.

"You wanna go?!" he yelled. "You've got 75 base Attack, lizard girl, you wanna go?!"

>>32738495
>ywn

>>32738902

[Snek-chan used Wrap!]

Without warning, the Serperior leapt at her Trainer and quickly wrapped her midsection around his. The surprised Hilbert lost his balance and fell over; thankfully, his fall was cushioned by the snek wrapped around him. Snek-chan, however, wasn't so lucky and let out a small hiss of pain.

"Are you alright?" the boy asked, instinctual concern temporarily overriding his desperation.

Snek-chan smiled at him and nuzzled her face against his. He smiled back. "Awesome."

Then he quickly remembered his situation. "I'D BE EVEN MORE AWESOME IF YOU LET ME GO!"

Still smiling, Snek-chan shook her head. Focusing, she slowly extended her tail into her Trainer's boxer shorts.

"Snek-chan..." Hilbert muttered warningly, but stopped as soon as he felt her tail wrap around his dick.

Now, Snek-chan - unlike most "Snake Pokemon" - didn't have a Lick attack at her disposal. She'd never let that stop her before, though. As a Snivy, she'd simply Wrapped her much smaller body around his dick and squirmed around until he came. As a Servine, she'd combined her Leer and Vine Whip techniques to arouse the boy to the point that he simply orgasmed naturally. She quickly weighed her options before executing her plan here.

>>32739020

[Snek-chan used Wring Out!]

Hilbert bit back a moan as Snek-chan's tail began to slowly massage his dick. "Snek-chan... you're precious to me, you know that? Why do you gotta do this?"

Still partially focused on manipulating her tail to squeeze and massage Hibert's penis, Snek-chan happily closed her eyes and nuzzled her face lovingly against her beloved Trainer's.

"I mean... I could tell that your dislike of both Bianca and N were more than just a 'battle rival' thing," he continued, squirming as his body continued flooding with pleasure. "But you know that we can't be like this. That's..."

The Serperior opened her eyes and stared into her Trainer's gaze. He couldn't bring himself to say "actual fucking degeneracy". He looked down. "That's the sort of thing that could get me locked up."

Snek-chan hissed as she sped up her massaging.

Hilbert allowed himself a moan before responding. "Yeah... I guessed that you wouldn't allow anyone to do that. We're gonna become the strongest together." He noticed his dick twitching and knew what was about to happen next. "Snek-chan... I'm about to-"

[Snek-chan used Giga Drain!]

Quickly lunging downhard and shoving her head into the boy's boxer shorts, Snek-chan grabbed the boy's dick in her mouth just as he climaxed, using the powerful combination of Giga Drain and Wring Out to greedily extract every last drop of semen from him.

"SNEEEEEK-CHAAAAAAAN...!"

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Elsewhere in Unova, the Light Stone shuddered slightly as Reshiram realized that its chosen hero was a snake fucker.

"The things I'll do to save this world from that asshole Zekrom..."

I want to kissu a Serperior!

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>>32739163

It's okay to kiss a Serperior!

>>32739142

And this was -more- than okay.

https://pastebin.com/g62mjrxx if anyone wants it.

>>32739188
>ywn feel a serperiors tongue in your mouth
why life

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>>32738402
I have a corn snake and he likes to just sit and rest his head on my shoulder or ear

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>>32739405

Being alive means you can imagine the sensation, being dead means you can't. One is better than the other.

>>32739412

>Captive corn snakes tolerate being handled by their owners, even for extended periods

I'll have to keep that in mind. Thank you for mentioning that particular species.

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>you get a small snaek
>wat du?

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>>32739431
No problem, it' simple to care for too, with a downpayment of around $250 for the snake and a terrarium with a hide and water dish, and only about $5 a month to feed. You can get better or worse deals depending on where you live.

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>>32739549

Tease it about how easy it would be to eat it.

>>32739652

I'll see if I can find somewhere to buy a cute green female the next time I get paid. It's okay to be a crazy snake owner instead of a crazy cat owner, right?

>>32738306
I would but they are too hard to maintain well and the climate where I live is not good for snakes.
Besides I prefer them in the wild.

I'M STILL IN A DREAM
SNEK EATER

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>>32740316
DA DA
DA
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>32739549
Release it.

>>32738738
>>32738902
>>32739020
>>32739142

Won't deny that I fapped to this, but it was pretty shoddy. Anyone got better snek lewdfics?

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>>32740561

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/23208182/

>>32740641
too much vore

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>>32740662

Which is a comment and not a valid source of criticism.

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>>32740662
Is it weird that I don't like vore, but I do like coiling/binding?

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>>32740732

It's not weird at all.

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>In the snake justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.
>In the Unova Region, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Christians against Snake Fucking .
>These are their stories... *DUH DUH*

>>32738738
>>32738902
>>32739020
>>32739142

So I wrote this. I wasn't trying to be too serious with this, as some of the dialogue probably got across, but anyone got any requests, or ideas as to how I could write better in the future?

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>>32740901

You've already acknowledged that you weren't being serious so I won't harp on that. Otherwise, though.. shouting in all caps needs to be kept to a minimum in text, nigger speak like "snek" isn't really that appealing to read in every single paragraph, it needs a more satisfying climax and at least in my personal opinion tying attack moves into what the monster is doing isn't nearly as worthwhile as you might think. You don't need to explicitly talk about Giga Drain and Wring out because all it really does is break the fourth wall.

As for requests.. mmh. Aren't you the one who wanted more fatsnake?

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>>32735654
Rap battle when?

>>32740901
Kissing!
Snek kissing!

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>>32740732
Of course not. Those things aren't necessarily connected (even though they can go together very easily), so there's no obligation to like both of them at once.
I feel the exact same way, by the way

>>32740948
Thanks for the advice.

And yes, thiccsnek is great.

>>32741017

I'll remember that.

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>>32741046

I'd like to request something simple and slower-paced with [anon/self-insert] hugging/rubbing against fatsnake, then. You can choose exactly what gets rubbed against where, but some calm appreciation of all those bulky coils would be nice.

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>>32739549
Level it up until it learns growth
Now I have a normal sized snek
Hug

>>32741011
More like Battle of the Coils.

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>>32741531
I really like this one.

>>32741011
grass coils > water coils

>>32741878
fug, meant to reply to >>32741090

>>32741071
That's a big snake.

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>>32741963

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>>32741963
And this is a big snake backside

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>>32741878
I don't think so.

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>>32741037
Post male snek bros

>>32742228
maybe not in terms of how it feels, but in terms of actual typing advantage it's a little stacked

>>32738902
>nonplussed
means confused
not unfazed

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>Ywn be in the middle

Anyone have GIANT sneks?

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>>32743199

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>>32735654
Very thicc.

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Snek protect eggs.

>>32738306
I do, I've owned a few over the years

>>32738402
Depends on breed and keeping regular exposure to humans. take them out of the cage enough and they won't mind it when you hold them. If they're slithering off then they're unfamiliar with you.
Though, I'm no animal psychologist, so I have nothing to convince you it's not stockholm syndrome.

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>>32743199

The one I'd like to show off isn't appropriate for a blue board.

>>32743851
put it on imgur

>>32743851
>imgur

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>>32743876
>>32743878

https://i.imgur.com/RlSlcFZ.jpg

Big enough for you?

>>32743887
>tits
Nah im fine.

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>>32743900

Sorry about your taste, anon.

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>>32743927
It's k

>>32738402
yes, but because you're warm, not because they like you
reptile brains aren't really developed enough to form a bond with a human, so they don't make good "buddy" pets

>>32743887
Nice, any more?

>>32739142
Snek-chan used Wring Out, you say?
http://i.imgur.com/SebOOOM.jpg

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>>32744063

I guess I can't expect a macro fan to be easily satisfied. Not for the moment though, no.

>>32744239

Still one of my favorites.

>>32744050
Then I'd like you to read the story of Pocho the Crocodile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfNFc-2MIGM

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>>32743219
>wriggling lump
>damage numbers

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>>32744752

Swallow became a legitimate attack.

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>>32744858
oh my

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These threads always make my weekend~ <3

Fuck off vorefags, you're ruining sneks with your degenerate fetish

>>32744983
Macro on the other hand is fine, provided it doesn't get too sexualized

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>>32745001

But the only macro picture that anyone's posted had to be cross-site linked because it's too sexualized.

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Seviper is the original thicc snek, she taught Serperior everything she knows.

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>>32745282

And here I figured that Milotic was the one who did that.

>>32743851
She's a round snake.

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>>32746411

For you.

>>32744983
>>32745001
I just want to be comfy with my snakemon.

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>>32748028

I think everyone here feels the same way.

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Happy Sneks out drinking

>>32748055
I just wanna kiss my snakemon's tongue.

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>>32749717
>>32739020
>As a Snivy, she'd simply Wrapped her much smaller body around his dick and squirmed around until he came.

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Early morning Monday post.
How would you enjoy that cup of coffee with your snek of choice?

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>>32750613
Wouldn't need to drink it, cuddling with noodle would give me life energy

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>ywn find a snivy and raise it and spend every night cuddling it until it gets big enough to coil you

just end my life now fampai

I edited my B2 ROM to make Serperior Grass/Dragon and gave it slightly better offensive stats.. but now I've ruined future games because I can't make these same changes on the 3ds games. Fug.

>>32752612

Why not just stick with making its HA available?

I wonder if milotic has a 2 headed or single headed snek

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>>32752692

Two headed inside a fleshy slit.

>>32752729
but how big

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>>32752755

I'm pretty sure that you know that depends on a lot of things. The average is around 6.5" each, fist-sized thickness at the base, tapers up to roughly thumb sized at the tip.

>>32752779
>never get fugged by a 21 foot snek
hurts senpai

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>>32752817

Getting plugged with both of those without lube would hurt more, believe me.

>>32752828
>imblying milotic doesn't have a mucus covering that could double as lubricant
>imblying you couldn't buy lubricant
I'd stretch for my snekfu

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>>32752692
>>32752729
>>32752755
>>32752779
>>32752817
>>32752828
>>32752842
Sex with snek is immoral.

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>>32752842

>mucus covering

It's a water snake. Being coated in slime would just slow it down when swimming in the water. And besides, when it's in the mood it's going to coil around you and get you ready the way it wants to. If it wants to go in dry you can bite the feather fin.

>>32752865
if the snek sexes you its fine
trust me i'm a lawman

>>32740732
it is weird anon
it's always weird to think of animals sexually

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>>32738937
>ywn cute snek to cuddle with when you feel bad

>>32740732
i hate vore
but a fully body cuddle is nice

>>32752868
thats not entirely true
some water snakes are covered in mucus
since its a water type it would most likely need some form of protection from the air and its not entirely covered in scales

>>32740687
Vore is a cancer fetish so it is a valid critique. Even if I could tolerate it there is still too much of it related to the pokemon.

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>>32753223
if you think about it, vore's a full body cuddle

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>>32753241

Albeit a suicidal one.

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>>32753267
only if you overstay your welcome

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>>32753291

Making your snake puke its dinner back up just for your own amusement isn't very fair now. is it?

>>32743887
>that size
Wonderful

>those tits
Awful. And this coming from a fan of BE and massive boobs. It just isn't wanted in that pic. Hueg non-lewd snek would be more cute.

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>>32753304
the things you do for friends, eh?

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>>32753310

I'll have something non-lewd to link in the next thread with any luck. At least you're fond of her size, though.

>>32753315

Maybe as a birthday present. It shouldn't be something expected of your snake.

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>>32753328
>not wanting to give your snek pal a food coma on a semi-regular basis
ishygddt

>>32753241
vore is disgusting do not meme it

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>>32753386

But it has to throw up all of that food again. You're ruining its satisfaction that way.

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>>32753401
too late, i already am

>>32753403
it won't magically forget how it felt, though

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>>32753434

It also won't forget about how it felt to vomit you out a few hours later.

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>>32753443
you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs

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>>32753460

Making your snake uncomfortable for your own amusement is wrong.

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>>32753477
you seem to have missed the point of >>32753386
eating a whole jar of cookies may sound more appealing than being more sparing with them, even if you may come to regret it later, but by spreading them out you get to enjoy them for longer

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>>32753530

I suppose that your serpent partner could just refuse to regurgitate you if you upset it throughly enough.

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>>32753562
but why would you ever bully your grass snek?

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>>32753567

The definition of abuse expands as you give the other party more power, just look at feminism. Eventually refusing sex or fancy clothing and jewelry could be considered abuse.

>>32753460
>Serperior will never oviposite her eggs into you

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>>32753576
you're thinking too deeply into this
it's just a repeatable trust exercise that's also comfy for both parties for a decent length of time

>>32753592
feels bad man

>>32748059
I'm triggered because the "VORE" book title mixes the two scripts, and because a snake doesn't need to read a book about vore when that's the only thing a snake can do.

>>32753908
Snake, attempting to protect its meal while waiting for its mouth to stretch large enough to swallow it.

>>32745235
Why does that snake have boobs

>>32754949
can't be boobs
boobs begin a little lower than the arms
could be adam's apple
or thyroid cancer

>>32755169
>applying human biology to a snake
Regardless they are actually boobs. It's pretty clear if you've seen that artist's other pics of that Serperior.

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I want to play tennis with Serperior!

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>>32755977

I want Serperior to deliver a devastating line drive to my tennis balls!

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>>32756102
I want to relax inside Serperior after playing tennis with her!

>>32756219
kys

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>>32756219

I want to rub and snuggle against Serperior's post-dinner belly bulge!

>>32756226

You can't say he isn't trying.

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>>32756226
tempting, but maybe some other time

>>32756233
someone clearly has trust issues

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>>32756233
>You can't say he isn't trying.

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>>32756248

Someone clearly thinks of their snake as more of a sleeping bag than an individual living being.

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>>32756264
someone clearly missed the point of our earlier debate
tl;dr quantity trumps quality here

>>32756264
>implying
Nigga, trusting your pokemon to eat you would be the ultimate bonding exercise. That's, quite literally, putting your life entirrly under their control.
Also, it makes both parties feel good.

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>>32756281

>quantity trumps quality

But with smugsnake you can have both.

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>>32756299
this

>>32756300
also tempting, but i'd need more convincing

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>>32756319

More convincing of what? Serperior is smug and superior to all.

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>>32756333
oh, that's what you meant
thought you were talking about something else

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>>32756343

What did you think I was talking about?

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>>32756344
something more related to what i've been talking about

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>>32756357

That isn't a very satisfying answer.

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>>32756365
eh, forget it. it's no fun having to spell it out
not gonna lie, i feel ever so slightly bad for memeing about this in here, but at the same time the thread is both not over after the weekend finished and is practically kill

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>>32756406

You need to become more confident and less ashamed of yourself. Copy bestsnake and become superior and smug.

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>>32756427
Okay. Resting within bestsnake would be pretty quality, and by doing so you'd contribute to its "quantity" albeit temporarily.

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>>32756469

Was that so hard? You have good opinions, so express them without shame.

The thought of rubbing against bestsnake's bulging coils while preparing to become part of them results in something being hard.

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>>32756490
Good's a stretch, but it's nice that you agree.

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>>32756490
>rubbing against bestsnake's bulging coils
something's hard, alright

>>32753267
>>32738589
>too new to know the other pokemon in this picture
help me /vp/

>>32756854
Dustox and Tentaquil.

>>32756934
hey thanks!

do you know
>>32748059

and i *think* that >>32756233 is an oshawott but i'm not sure

>>32756934
>Tentaquil
wait a minute, isn't tha-
>search
god damnit

>>32756854
>>32756963
Samurott and female Meowstic

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>this thread
Serperior was a mistake.

>>32757042
nah, serperior isn't the one at fault here

>>32756963
The first is Meowstic, and the other one is indeed Oshawott

>>32756934
>>32757009
>>32757060
Thanks much! Only hopped in a few years back, so unfortunately I haven't tattooed every single pokemon onto my foreskin yet.

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>>32747971
I wish I knew what this one was saying
Same for pic related

>>32738263
Snivy was cuter in super mystery dungeon

>>32756233
Oh, one last thing though... what the hell is going on with Oshawott's face in this picture? I can't even make it out.

>>32757076
Don't wait too long. Foreskin inspection day is coming up.

>>32757212
I'm pretty sure the triangle is its mouth and the oval above that is its nose. Its head is tilted back, so you can't see its eyes from such an angle.

>>32753310
>>32743900
Am I blind or something? Because I'm just not seeing tits

>>32757286
Did you look at the imgur link?

>>32757286
and I'm blind...
But in my defence the spoiled text kind of blends into the tomorow 4chan theme style.

>>32757238
The freckles make no sense in positioning, though.

>>32757087
Anyone speak moonrunes here?