This man is only 27 years old

Cigarettes.

>>32735482
more like being an emotionless husk

>tfw most of the people that graduated with you looks twice as old than you now.

>>32735465

he's still pretty hot

He is deeply burdened by the truth of this world.

Like Giovanni, Archie, Maxie, Oak, Elm, Birch, and Rowan, Cyrus just is'nt a bishonen. Hence he can have a prominent brow ridge and sunken cheeks. Which are more genetics than age.

"Having low to minimum interpersonal interaction, can lead to depression, bad health, and death"
Cited from comm. 110 book

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This man is only 47 years old

>>32735465
that's what happens when you are literally drained of all emotion

>>32736203
You sure? He goes apeshit after you battle Giratina

>>32736183

>being a grandpa of a 10 year old at 47

>>32736183
>>32736232

>Older values and being a Chad when he was younger (see Gary at the start of the anime for reference) means having a kid at 20.
>Son inherits Chadiness but is irresponsible so has kid at 17.
>Have Grandson at 37.

>>32736232
>>32736260
Don't forget Daisy, she's older than Blue

>>32735465
>>32736183
You know, that would make sense if years took a year and a half.

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Can you blame him?

probably the result of a bad cocaine habit

>>32735465
White doesn't crack.
It shatters.

>>32736232
Hmm... how do we know he's 47?

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>>32735465

>>32736183
Game canon and anime canon are distinct, Anon.

>>32736275

Both had kids at 17 then. Actually Red and Blue are 11 in gen 1 so knock a year off the kid clock for either Oak or the son.

>>32735527
As any red pilled man is.

>>32736183
>>32735465
thats why ages in pokemon should not be taken seriously.

>the main character is between 16-25.

>Professor Oak realistically would be 60.

>Cyrus is on his middle 40's.

>>32736972
See >>32736340

>>32737067
i know. im talking about the games

>>32735465
He's hot

>>32735871
But most of them are hot, it doesn't have anything to do with being a beautiful boy, especially since they're men. Giovanni is all forehead and cheekbones and still hot.

>>32735465
japs are retarded when it comes to age and weight in games or animes.

>>32736648
angry white man detected

>>32736972
All main characters up until BW were 10 or 11, my dude. BW is supposed to be 15-17 and presumably BW2 and XY are. SM was confirmed 11, too.

>>32737253
snowflake detected

>>32737252
>japs are retarded when it comes to age and weight in games or animes.
No, it's just murricans who are obese manchildren.

>>32737252
It's like you've never watched/read anything American. WW is all muscle, 6' and weighs I think 140. Most others clock in at 125lbs and are 5'7" at the shortest. That's retarded.

Japan and America under-estimate male muscle weight because neckbeards cry about the muscle to begin with so they can't make them 230+ and just go for like 190lbs.

Basically all women in media are 100-120lbs and even the beefiest dude will not be over 210, maybe 220 which is ridiculous. It's not just a Japanese thing.

>>32737266
angry white man buzzwords

cringe

>>32736165
He's in his 50's both in RBY and GSC. He became a grandfather at age 43 at the latest.

>>32735465
He's autistic. Don't make fun.

>>32737268
Muscle weighs more than fat tho. There are some skinny muscular dudes that wrestle and are average height and still clock in at 210+lbs. Japanese underestimate because they're anorexic muscle when they get it and Americans don't want the neckbeards rolling out of bed to cry about it.

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>>32737275
And it's like the Japanese are wrong for prefering youth anyway. Fucking Victorian moralfags.

Do lewds of him exist?

I think it's the only character I HAVEN'T seen any for

>>32737261

it seems you can't read. The ages don't make sense and shouldn't be taken seriously.

I know what their ages are supposed to be, it just don't make sense by any means.

>>32737279
Again, the games never state those ages.

>>32737275
but even so, american proportions and ages makes more sense than the japanese.

>>32737309
>The ages don't make sense and shouldn't be taken seriously.
Speak for yourself.

>>32737315
true. this os all anime bullshit thats not canon

>>32737332
They don't make sense. All the protagonists look the same age and act the same age. None of which seem 10

>>32737332
ok, if you are delusional and want to believe that 11 years kids travel around the world facing adult champions, that 47 years old are grandparents (he must have children with 15 years or less, not impossible but retarded) and a guy like cyrus is 27 years old, you are fucking autistic.

>>32737370
It's a world of fantasy. How hard is this for you to grasp?

>>32735465
Meth is a hell of a drug

>>32737374
I demand realism in my children's games. Get some standards

>>32737411
>realism
Overrated nonsense.

>>32737374
It's a fantaastic world, but they are still humans, not ets. Some things need to make sense.

>>32737442
OK, then read >>32736340 >>32737315

>>32737461
yuo sure professor oak and cyrus ages are never stated in the games. but this is about the main characters as well

>>32737481
Huh, seems like Cyrus' age of 27 is mentioned in Platinum.

Oak's age was determined based on how Rowan is revealed in the Sinnoh games to be 10 years older than Oak, specifically 60. Since the Johto games are contemporaneous, Oak is 50, and, in the prequels (Kanto and Hoenn games), 47.

>>32737315
Bulbapedia asserts he's 47 in RBY, and if that age came from the anime they would specify that.

>>32737580
See >>32737527

>>32737527
ok thanks, so pokemon ages are unbelievable

>>32737276
underage detected

>>32735465
how did you get that picture of me

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>>32736972
>ages should not be taken seriously

This really isn't that weird, I know some fucking gaunt 27 year olds, they're not far off

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>>32735465
they better not pretty him up in the remake

You know what, if I looked like that I'd hate the world too

>>32735465
He's also one of the worst antagonists. If Ghestis didn't exist, he'd be the worst.

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>>32735465
This woman is at least 41 years old.

>>32738561
Ghestis wasnt bad. N was the real problem

>>32738561
Cyrus is one of the only halfway compelling characters in the mainline Pokemon games though

>>32738625

lol no
N was great

>>32738561
Ghetsis and Cyrus are the fucking best villains of this shit franchise. You are confusing them with Archie and Maxie, with Archie being the worst because he's literally dumb.

>>32738988
Lying on internet.
Maxie/Archie/Guzma and Lusamine>>>>>the rest.

>>32735465
>Cyrus is younger than me
I dont buy it.

>>32739402
See >>32737527

>>32737253
A man that knows the objective truth is right to be angry.

>>32739433
I still don't buy it!

>>32738988
Archie is a shit villain, but a cool character.

>>32737527
>Rowan is revealed in the Sinnoh games to be 10 years older than Oak, specifically 60
Holy crap, my dad is 62 and he looks two decades younger than him.
I thought it was the Japanese who aged more softly.

>>32737611
It's like pokemon sizes and pokédex entries.

>>32738891
Well, as a villain he was awful because he was anything but.
He made a great antagonist though and more of a rival than Cheren could ever dream of.

>>32738988
>Guzma
>Lusamine
That's a bait.

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>>32737308
:^)

>>32737308
They exist, not many though. He definitely has the least amount of lewds of the main Pokemon villains.

>>32736284
OW the edge