ITT: We guess the sexuality of Pokémon trainers

All of them: strait
OP: gay

>>32732545
red and blue: gay
leaf: trans

>>32732551
FPBP
also
>ifunny

>>32732545

What the fuck is Goodra supposed to be?

>>32732545
Gen 3:

Brendan: Straight
May: Bi
Wally: Bi
Roxanne: Lesbian
Brawly: Straight
Wattson: Bi
Flannery: Bi
Norman: Straight
Winona: Straight:
Tate & Liza: Asexual
Wallace and Juan: Gay
Maxie: Gay
Archie: Straight
Lisa: Trans/Bi
Sidney: Bi
Phoebe: Asexual
Glacia: Lesbian
Drake: Straight
Steven: Straight

Gen 4:

Lucas: Gay
Dawn: Bi
Pearl: Straight
Roark: Gay
Gardenia: Lesbian
Maylene: Straight
Crasher Wake: Straight
Fantina: Trans
Byron: Gay
Candice: Bi
Volkner: Asexual
Cyrus: Asexual
Aaron: Gay
Bertha: Straight
Flint: Gay
Lucian: Trans/Bi
Cynthia: Lesbian

>>32732551
Thank you. Fpbp. OP quit being such a faggot I'll sic Mike Pence on you.

>>32732545
What even are half these flags

>>32732585
>Byron
>gay
>has a biological lson

>Trans
>Gay
>Bisexual
What about the other 3?

Gen 5:

Hilbert: Bi
Hilda: Straight
Cheren: Straight
Bianca: Bi
All 3 elemental brothers: Gay
Lenora: Straight
Burgh: Gay
Elesa: Lesbian
Clay: Bi
Skyla: Lesbian
Brycen: Straight
Drayden: Bi
Iris: Straight
Roxie: Bi
Marlon: Asexual
Shauntal: Straight
Marshal: Straight
Grimsley: Gay
Caitlin: Bi
Alder: Asexual
N: Bi
Ghetsis: Asexual
Colress: SCIENCE FUCKER

Gen 6:

Calem: Straight
Serena: Lesbian
Shauna: Bi
Trevor: Beta
Fat fuck: Straight
Viola: Bi
Grant: Straight
Korrina: Bi
Ramos: Plant fucker
Clemont: Gay
Valerie: Asexual
Olympia: Lesbian
Wulfuric: Bi
These 5 bitches from Team Flare: Lesbians
Lyson: Gay
Malva: Bi
Siebold: Trans
Wilkstrom: Bi
Drasna: Straight
Diantha: Lesbian
AZ: Pokephile
Emma: Straight

>>32732545
>>32732585
>Lt. Surge: Asexual
>Volkner: Asexual
What was the thought process that led to this? Cyrus I agree wholeheartedly, but why electric trainers?

>>32732545
>>32732585
>>>/t/umblr

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>>32732545
is this a joke? because it's fucking stupid.

ARORA:

Sun: Straight
Chicken: Lesbian
Hau: Bi
Lillie: Bi
Ilima: Gay
Lana: Straight
Kiawe: Straight
Mallow: Bi
Sophocles: Beta
Acerola: Straight
Mina: Asexual
Hala: Bi
Olivia: Bi
Kahili: Straight
Kukui: Bi
Gladion: Edge
Lusamine: Lesbian forced to marry with a man with money

ha ha post your favorite pokemon and other anons guess ur sexuality

>Alder: Asexual
He has a biological grandson called Benga.

>Lusamine: Lesbian forced to marry with a man with money
Yeah, no.

>>32732545
>Blue: Bi
>Lt. Surge: Asexual
>Erika: Lesbian
>Sabrina: Bi
>Blaine: Gay
>Bruno: Gay

Explain these. Especially Bruno and Blaine.

>Gentoo:
>Falkner: Bi
>Whitney: Straight
>Morty: Bi
>Jasmine: Lesbian
>Clair: Straight

And these as well.
Especially Whitney. You're gonna tell me that Whitney has a Gym filled with sexy girls/women and isn't lesbian?
Also, Clair has "strong independunt woman" all over her.

>>32732690
chicken and lillie are lesbians

>>32732585
Wally and May are both straight, retard. So is wattson, Flannery, Sidney, and Glacia. The rest of gen 3 is about right, though

Everyone in gen 4 is straight except Cynthia, who is bisexual, you fucked that one up hard.

>>32732663
Elemental brother are straight, Clay is straight, Skyla and Elesa are both bisexual not lesbian, Drayden is straight, Grimsley is straight, Alder is straight, and Caitlin is straight.

For gen 6 Serena, Wulfric, Olympia, and Viola are all sttaight and Diantha is Bisexual, but you otherwise got it right

>>32732690
Chicken is straight or maybe bisexual if you're REALLY into Lillie but certainly not lesbian.Olivia is straight, Kukui is straight, Lusamine is partially straight partially pokephile.

Shit, you think these games are a shitload gayer than they are.

>>32732545
I'm glad that I can't identify the colors that supposedly represent any of these meme sexes.

>>32732545
Goodra is a supporter of Newfoundland? ok

>>32732741
Blue is a tsundere that loves Red/Leaf secretly.

Lt. Surge became asexual after the war and after so many rapes he suffered.

Erika is a lesbian because she spends all her day inside a gym filled with women hypnotized with the powers of her Pokémon

Sabrina because every artsist becomes bi in a moment. Brycen has yet to convert into one too.

Blaine because I like to ship him with Mr. Fuji

Bruno because of the bara stereotype.

Falkner looks kinda femenine but his clothes are masculine, so I came to the conclusion that he is bi.

Whitney is still so childish that she doesn't develop her lesbian side yet.

Morty because I like to ship him with Eusine.

Jasmine turned into a lesbian thanks to her friend, Erika.

Clair is the stereotype of the independent woman, yes, one who like femdom and torture her boyfriends, but she doesn't find women attractive to do that.

>>32732585
>Brendan: Straight
>May: Bi
>Wally: Bi

Explain all three of these.

>Roxanne: Lesbian
>Wattson: Bi
>Flannery: Bi
>Tate & Liza: Asexual
>Wallace and Juan: Gay
>Archie: Straight
>Lisa: Trans/Bi
>Sidney: Bi
>Phoebe: Asexual
>Glacia: Lesbian
>Drake: Straight
>Steven: Straight

Almost all of these stuck out to me, but Lisia and Steven are especial "what the fuck"s.
Unless you meant that Tate and Liza are "asexual" because they're children. That makes sense.

>Gen 4:
>Lucas: Gay
Calling this one out right now, before I get to the bottom. hahaha "le frenchman is gay"
>Dawn: Bi
what the fuck
>Pearl: Straight
WHAT THE FUCK
Literally the gayest out of the big three, and you made him straight. I originally thought you were just some Tumblrshit who wanted to project on everyone, but ignoring this one means you aren't or you really hate him.
Also, it's Barry, you meme-loving fuck.
>Roark: Gay
>Gardenia: Lesbian
>Byron: Gay
>Candice: Bi
>Volkner: Asexual
>Aaron: Gay
>Bertha: Straight
>Flint: Gay
>Lucian: Trans/Bi
>Cynthia: Lesbian

Yeah, Sinnoh had a lot of "what the fucks". I do applaud your Fantina one, though. I hadn't considered it, but it makes sense. She's pretty cool, but her face did look sorta "manish".

>>32732545
>genderqueer, literally strange sex
>bi, ie I'm a slut
>pan, ie I'm a bigger slut and will sex objects and animals
>trans, I have a mental illness and need real help, not the wrong sex hormones and mutilation
>asex. I don't wanna copulate
>and then the general pooftah flag

>>32732663

>Gen 5:
>Hilbert: Bi
Was about to kek, but then I remembered N. You win this round, anon.
>Hilda: Straight
Tempted to say that liking a boy as pretty as N makes you at least bi, but he still (probably) has a dick.
>Cheren: Straight
>Bianca: Bi
>All 3 elemental brothers: Gay
>Lenora: Straight
>Burgh: Gay
>Elesa: Lesbian
>Clay: Bi
>Skyla: Lesbian
>Brycen: Straight
>Drayden: Bi
>Iris: Straight
>Roxie: Bi
>Marlon: Asexual
Hold the FUCK up right here. Marlon is the single most obviously gay character in the series after Wallace, and you put him as asexual? What the actual fuck?
>Shauntal: Straight
>Marshal: Straight
>Grimsley: Gay
>Caitlin: Bi
>Colress: SCIENCE FUCKER

Explain literally all of these.

>Gen 6:
>Calem: Straight
>Serena: Lesbian
>Shauna: Bi
>Trevor: Beta
>Fat fuck: Straight
Asshole. I liked Tierno.
>Viola: Bi
>Grant: Straight
>Korrina: Bi
>Ramos: Plant fucker
>Clemont: Gay
>Valerie: Asexual
>Olympia: Lesbian
>Wulfuric: Bi
>These 5 bitches from Team Flare: Lesbians
>Lyson: Gay
>Malva: Bi
>Siebold: Trans
>Wilkstrom: Bi
>Drasna: Straight
>Diantha: Lesbian
>AZ: Pokephile
>Emma: Straight

EXPLAIN YOU MEME LOVING FUCK

>>32732788
>Jasmine turned into a lesbian

I stopped reading here.

You don't "change" your sexuality, you discover more about it as time goes on.

>>32732788
>Blue is a tsundere that loves Red/Leaf secretly.
...I could believe this.
>Lt. Surge became asexual after the war and after so many rapes he suffered.
fuck off
>Erika is a lesbian because she spends all her day inside a gym filled with women hypnotized with the powers of her Pokémon
retardation
>Sabrina because every artsist becomes bi in a moment. Brycen has yet to convert into one too.
Can refute, am an artist who has never been interested in men.
>Blaine because I like to ship him with Mr. Fuji
literally headcanons lmao
>Bruno because of the bara stereotype.
>>Incineroar is bara and can only breed with females.
Anon...
>Falkner looks kinda femenine but his clothes are masculine, so I came to the conclusion that he is bi.
Fuck off. I can state for a fact that most feminine men hate this stereotype.
>Whitney is still so childish that she doesn't develop her lesbian side yet.
That's why you say "asexual", retard. Or put "future lesbian".
>Morty because I like to ship him with Eusine.
fuck off
>Jasmine turned into a lesbian thanks to her friend, Erika.
FUCK OFF
>Clair is the stereotype of the independent woman, yes, one who like femdom and torture her boyfriends, but she doesn't find women attractive to do that.
Tell that to Bayonetta

>>32732585
>Archie
>Most homoerotic character in Pokémon
>straight

Well meme'd

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>>32732551
I was really hoping to see this. Good job.

Also, pic related; it's a message just for (you), OP

>>32732545
>Gen 1:
>Red: Straight
Literally what you make him to be. Assuming his own character... okay, probably.
>Blue: Bi
Could believe it.
>Leaf: Straight
Again, literally whatever you make her to be.
>Brock: Straight
Okay.
>Misty: Straight
Okay.
>Lt. Surge: Asexual
"he was raped and became asexual"
No.
>Erika: Lesbian
Read you little fanfic near the bottom. That's fucking retarded.
>Sabrina: Bi
No.
>Koga: Straight
Makes sense.
>Blaine: Gay
fuck off Fujiposter
>Giovanny: Money sucker
I can't believe that you passed up a chance to make a Giovanni's Room reference.
>Lorelei: Straight
Could believe bi, but whatever.
>Bruno: Gay
No.
>Agatha: Straight
Sure.
>Lance: Straight
Fine.

>Gentoo:
>Gold/Ethan: Straight
I'm making an abbreviation for Whatever You Make Them. WYMT
>Silver: Straight
Sure.
>Lyra/Kris: Straight
WYMT
>Falkner: Bi
No.
>Bugsy: Gay
Fine.
>Whitney: Straight
Sure.
>Morty: Bi
No.
>Eusine: Pokephile
Seriously speaking, I could believe gay. I doubt he actually wants to fuck Suicune.
>Chuck: Straight
Canon.
>Jasmine: Lesbian
No.
>Pryce. Straight
Sure.
>Clair: Straight
No.
>Will: Gay
Sure.
>Karen: Bi
Fine.

Gen 1:

Red: Gay
Blue: Gay
Leaf: Bi
Brock: Straight
Misty: Straight
Lt. Surge: Bi
Erika: Straight
Sabrina: Bi
Koga: Straight
Blaine: Gay
Giovanny: Money sucker
Lorelei: Straight
Bruno: Gay
Agatha: Straight
Lance: Straight

Gentoo:


Gold/Ethan: Bi
Silver: Gay
Lyra/Kris: Straight
Falkner: Bi
Bugsy: Gay
Whitney: Bi
Morty: Bi
Eusine: Pokephile
Chuck: Straight
Jasmine: Lesbian
Pryce. Straight
Clair: Straight
Will: Gay
Karen: Bi

>>32732938
agree with you. the main character is what you want him to be, so more likely, let's say, all MCS are bi to make it more "neutral".

>Silver, Hugh, and Brendan/May, as rivals are straight.
>Lillie, Blue are bi.
>Barry is gay
>Serena as rival is bi or lesbian

i just agree with the other guy that morty is bi.

>>32732978
Gen 3:

Brendan: Gay
May: Bi
Wally: Bi
Roxanne: Lesbian
Brawly: Straight
Wattson: Bi
Flannery: Bi
Norman: Straight
Winona: Straight:
Tate & Liza: Asexual
Wallace and Juan: Gay
Maxie: Gay
Archie: Straight
Lisa: Trans/Bi
Sidney: Bi
Phoebe: Asexual
Glacia: Lesbian
Drake: Straight
Steven: Gay

Gen 4:

Lucas: Gay
Dawn: Bi
Pearl: Straight
Roark: Gay
Gardenia: Lesbian
Maylene: Straight
Crasher Wake: Straight
Fantina: Trans
Byron: Gay
Candice: Bi
Volkner: Asexual
Cyrus: Asexual
Aaron: Gay
Bertha: Straight
Flint: Gay
Lucian: Trans/Bi
Cynthia: Lesbian

>>32732983
Gen 5:

Hilbert: Bi
Hilda: Bi
Cheren: Straight
Bianca: Bi
All 3 elemental brothers: Gay
Lenora: Straight
Burgh: Gay
Elesa: Lesbian
Clay: Bi
Skyla: Lesbian
Brycen: Straight
Drayden: Bi
Iris: Straight
Roxie: Bi
Marlon: Asexual
Shauntal: Straight
Marshal: Straight
Grimsley: Gay
Caitlin: Bi
Alder: Asexual
N: Asexual
Ghetsis: Asexual
Colress: Bi

Gen 6:

Calem: Gay
Serena: Lesbian
Shauna: Bi
Trevor: Beta
Fat fuck: Straight
Viola: Bi
Grant: Straight
Korrina: Bi
Ramos: Plant fucker
Clemont: Gay
Valerie: Asexual
Olympia: Lesbian
Wulfuric: Bi
These 5 bitches from Team Flare: Lesbians
Lyson: Gay
Malva: Bi
Siebold: Trans
Wilkstrom: Bi
Drasna: Straight
Diantha: Lesbian
AZ: Pokephile
Emma: Straight

>>32732585
>Gen 3:
>Brendan: Straight
WYMT.
>May: Bi
WYMT.
>Wally: Bi
No.
>Roxanne: Lesbian
hahaha what the fuck
>Brawly: Straight
Sure.
>Wattson: Bi
Oh, look, it's the "happy old people are gay" meme, cleverly disguised by making him bi so people wouldn't call you on the meme.
>Flannery: Bi
Yurifag plz go
>Norman: Straight
Canon.
>Winona: Straight
Sure.
>Tate & Liza: Asexual
Was about to ask, but then I read another anon comment that it might be because they're prepubscents. That works.
>Wallace and Juan: Gay
Wallace, yes. Juan, no.
>Maxie: Gay
I know what stereotype you're going for, and I fucking hate it. No.
>Archie: Straight
Sure.
>Lisa: Trans/Bi
Bi, maybe. Trans, what the hell?
>Sidney: Bi
I have no idea why.
>Phoebe: Asexual
I'm assuming it was the short haircut. Fuck you.
>Glacia: Lesbian
what
>Drake: Straight
Sure.
>Steven: Straight
HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK
No. Steven's either bi or gay.

>Gen 4:
>Lucas: Gay
WYMT.
>Dawn: Bi
WYMT.
>Pearl: Straight
I could see it. I'm curious as to what made you say he was straight when you made Lucas gay, though.
>Roark: Gay
I'll give it to you, if only because the "gay construction worker" stereotype is actually mostly true, from my experience.
>Gardenia: Lesbian
If your reasoning for this was the same as the Eirika one, I'll tear your dick off.
>Maylene: Straight
Sure.
>Crasher Wake: Straight
Fine.
>Fantina: Trans
I could believe it. Interested in men or women?
>Byron: Gay
What?
>Candice: Bi
What the fuck is this "perky girls are gay" meme?
>Volkner: Asexual
Depressed people aren't necessarily uninterested in sex, anon. Take it from somebody who knows.
>Cyrus: Asexual
Quite likely, yes.
>Aaron: Gay
I could see it.
>Bertha: Straight
Sure.
>Flint: Gay
...You were doing so well, anon, then this bullshit.
>Lucian: Trans/Bi
What the fuck, why?
>Cynthia: Lesbian
Explain this shit right now.

>>32732982
That's... not how being bi works, and I'm pretty sure that most bi people who heard your usage of the term would be laughing at it.
These protagonists... they don't necessarily love boys. They don't necessarily love girls. They don't necessarily love both or neither. They are an empty slate.
(And no, that doesn't mean asexual, either.)

>>32732990
ARORA:

Sun: Gay
Chicken: Lesbian
Hau: Bi
Lillie: Bi
Ilima: Gay
Lana: Straight
Kiawe: Straight
Mallow: Bi
Sophocles: Beta
Acerola: Straight
Mina: Asexual
Hala: Bi
Olivia: Bi
Kahili: Straight
Kukui: Bi
Gladion: Gay
Lusamine: Lesbian

>Lucas: bi
>Dawn: Bi
>Barry: Gay
>Cythia: lesbian
>Riley: Straight
>Cheryl: Straight
>Marley: Bi
>Buck: Gay
>Mira: Bi

>Roark: Bi
>Gardenia: Lesbian
>Maylene: Bi
>Crasher: Straight
>Byron: straight
>Fatina: trans (lol agree)
>Candice: lesbian
>Volkner: straight
>Cyrus: Asexual (agree)

Red: Asexual
Blue: Straight
Leaf: Asexual
Brock: Straight
Misty: Straight
Lt. Surge: Straight
Erika: Straight
Sabrina: Lesbian
Koga: Straight
Blaine: Gay
Giovanni: Straight
Lorelei: Lesbian
Bruno: Gay
Agatha: Straight
Lance: Bi
Gold/Ethan: Asexual
Silver: Straight
Lyra/Kris: Asexual
Falkner: Gay
Bugsy: Straight
Whitney: Asexual
Morty: Gay
Eusine: "Is Sex a Legendary Pokèmon?"
Chuck: Straight but I wish he was gay
Jasmine: Bi
Pryce. Straight
Clair: Straight
Will: Gay
Karen: Bi

>>32733009
i'm saying bi because they are openly shipped with both genders, so being bi is makes more options available that will make everyone happy than asexual or just straight or gay. I never said the protagonists have a canon sexuality though. Obviously their love interest and sexuality is up to the player.

I'm bi myself, so don't try to teach me what bi means.

>>32733047
why the mc is asexual? lol

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>>32732663
>Gen 5:

>Hilbert: Bi
WYMT.
>Hilda: Straight
WYMT.
>Cheren: Straight
Sure.
>Bianca: Bi
Why?
>All 3 elemental brothers: Gay
I can see Cress as bi or gay, but his hair could just be because of the water motif.
>Lenora: Straight
Canon.
>Burgh: Gay
I hate this stereotype. No.
>Elesa: Lesbian
Bi, actually, courtesy of the B2W2 credits.
>Clay: Bi
Why?
>Skyla: Lesbian
Contrary to Ky-nim's meme pairing for her, no.
>Brycen: Straight
Sure...?
>Drayden: Bi
Or gay, yeah.
>Iris: Straight
Sure.
>Roxie: Bi
I see your shit stereotype and raise you a [pic-related].
>Marlon: Asexual
Nah, gay really seems more in line.
>Shauntal: Straight
Sure.
>Marshal: Straight
F I G H T S E X U A L
>Grimsley: Gay
No. He's got the closest to a womanizer motif that Pokemon will ever show.
>Caitlin: Bi
If your reasoning is "she hangs out with the clearly lesbian Cynthia", I swear to FUCK
>Alder: Asexual
Why? Because his Pokemon died?
>N: Bi
Sure.
>Ghetsis: Asexual
Wrong. Ghetsis wants to fuck himself, so he's clearly gay.
>Colress: SCIENCE FUCKER
Okay, you actually made me laugh. Good job there.

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They're all straight pal. Also reminder that if you type "Mike Pence" into the name field it gives you a Pence nickname.

>Gen 6:
>Calem: Straight
WYMT.
>Serena: Lesbian
WYMT.
>Shauna: Bi
If I remember correctly, her dialogue differs depending on gender, so no, she's straight.
>Trevor: Beta
Fuck you.
>Fat fuck:
Fuck you.
>Straight
Sure.
>Viola: Bi
What is it with you and sexually deviant artists?
>>deviant artists
>>DeviantArtists
ANON IF THIS WAS ALL FOR THE SAKE OF A BAD MEME I SWEAR TO FUCK
>Grant: Straight
Sure.
>Korrina: Bi
Why?
>Ramos: Plant fucker
Whatever.
>Clemont: Gay
Pretty sure he would have used that to get Bonnie off his case in the anime, so no.
>Valerie: Asexual
Fair.
>Olympia: Lesbian
Why?
>Wulfuric: Bi
Why?
>These 5 bitches from Team Flare: Lesbians
I can't even remember who they are, so I WOULD give you the benefit of the doubt... but all this stereotype abuse is giving me too many reasons to not give it to you.
>Lyson: Gay
Assuming you meant Lysandre, and no. Lysandre is asexual for the same reasons Cyrus is.
>Malva: Bi
...Sure?
>Siebold: Trans
No.
>Wilkstrom: Bi
No.
>Drasna: Straight
Sure.
>Diantha: Lesbian
Was about to say "No", but then I noticed that she was utterly unswayed by the handsome devil that is Lysandre. I'll agree with you here.
>AZ: Pokephile
No.
>Emma: Straight
Why, exactly?

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>>32732545

>>32733047
Brendan: Straight
May: Straight
Wally: Bi
Roxanne: Straight
Brawly: Gay
Wattson: Straight
Flannery: Lesbian
Norman: Straight
Winona: Asexual
Tate & Liza: Asexual
Wallace and Juan: Faggots
Maxie: Straight
Archie: Gay
Lisia: Straight
Sidney: Bi
Phoebe: Straight
Glacia: Lesbian
Drake: Straight
Steven: Bi
>>32733069
Now that I think about it, gen 2 mcs would be straight
but Red and Leaf would be totally asexual imo
mostly because they're always silent and serious, I can't picture them thinking about sex, romance or even just kissing

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Somebody call for an exterminator?

>>32733087
fake news

>>32733132
Nah

>>32733011
sun: bi
chicken: lesbian
lillie: bi
hau: bi
ilima; bi
lana: bi
kiawe: straight
mallow: straight
sophocles: asexual
acerola: straight
mina; bi
hala: straight
olivia: straight
kahili: straight
kukui: straight
gladion: bi
lusamine: straight

>>32733098

Lucas: Bi
Dawn: Bi
Pearl: Bi
Roark: Gay
Gardenia: Bi
Maylene: Lesbian
Crasher Wake: Gay
Fantina: Straight
Byron: Straight
Candice: Straight
Volkner: Bi
Cyrus: Asexual
Aaron: Gay
Bertha: Straight
Flint: Gay
Lucian: Gay
Cynthia: Lesbian
why is gen 4 so gay

Hilbert: Bi
Hilda: Straight
Cheren: Gay
Bianca: Straight
All 3 elemental brothers: who cares
Lenora: Straight
Burgh: Gay
Elesa: Bi
Clay: Straight
Skyla: Bi
Brycen: Straight
Drayden: Gay
Iris: Straight
Roxie: Bi
Marlon: Gay
Shauntal: Bi
Marshal: Straight
Grimsley: Straight
Caitlin: Straight
Alder: Straight
N: Bi
Ghetsis: Asexual
Colress: "Does Sex unlock hidden potential in Pokèmon?"
Nate: Gay
Rosa: Straight
Hugh: wants to get pussy

>People are debating this
What happened /vp/? Did the Tumblr invasion damage us this much?

>>32733172
Pretty much

>>32733172
lol

>>32733172
>being this buttblasted over people discussing silly headcanon stuff on a dedicated Pokemon image board
before this we literally had daily rp threads and this is where you draw the line?

>>32733087
test

>>32732545
homosexuality is a sin

>>32732745
I have nothing against this ship, but it is literally canonically false. Lillie's dialogue literally changes to have no romantic implications if you choose a female character.

>>32733192
There isn't even that big of an LGBTJSAHFDJKGDFJKGD population, and it's not because of the alt-right KKK Westboro army

>>32733202
ok? why does that matter?

>>32733192
I reported the RP threads.

>>32733199
>I have nothing against this ship,
Lillie's change in dialogue has nothing substantial that points she has different sexuality. She wet underwear in the cave and has romantic subtext in the whole game with both genders.

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>>32733216

>>32733087
Nice try

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>>32732545

>>32733337
>OP
>not virgin

>>32733087
Taking the bet!

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>>32732690
>ARORA:

>Sun: Straight
WYMT.
>Chicken: Lesbian
WYMT.
>Hau: Bi
He's straight. He considers you a friend, regardless of gender, and his sole target is Lillie.
>Lillie: Bi
hahaha nope
She literally has different dialogue with you depending on your gender. She's straight.
>Ilima: Gay
Sure.
>Lana: Straight
Technically canon.
>Kiawe: Straight
Sure.
>Mallow: Bi
No.
>Sophocles: Beta
Fuck. You.
>Acerola: Straight
I mean, kiddo, but alright.
>Mina: Asexual
I wonder if a paintbrush counts as a dick.
>Hala: Bi
Canon implies no.
>Olivia: Bi
You're kidding, right? Everybody talks about how she wants a boyfriend. Not a girlfriend.
>Kahili: Straight
More inclined to think asexual, actually.
>Kukui: Bi
What the fuck.
>Gladion: Edge
I can actually agree with this, because chuunibyou. He's canonically chuuni.
>Lusamine: Lesbian forced to marry with a man with money
HAHAHAHAHAHA
No. No. A thousand times, no. That literally goes against her entire fucking backstory. She loved Mohn with all her heart and lost her sanity while looking for ways to bring him back. This is her backstory, you absolute fucking imbecile. She loved that man, and poured that love into finding him and raising their children once he disappeared.

This list is retarded. Maybe the last one is coloring my perception too much, but this is retarded. You're literally just forcing SJW shit onto whatever you want without actually thinking deeply about it.

>>32732545

They're all straight. Why do faggots seem to think everyone else is secretly gay or bi? It's literally just you and like 2% of the population that's gay

>>32733236
annnd so? since when wanting to travel or being like someone is romantic in any means?

>>32733058

>because they are openly shipped with both genders
"Hi, I ship Donald Trump with Mike Pence. That means they're now bi lol"

>so being bi is makes more options available that will make everyone happy than asexual or just straight or gay
What about the people who ARE asexual, straight, or gay? Asexual people aren't interested in either one, much less both. Straight people aren't interested in the same sex. Gay people aren't interested in the opposite sex.
Blank. Slate.

>I'm bi myself, so don't try to teach me what bi means.
Please. We seem to be operating on the same actual definition and just seem to be disagreeing on the best applications of the term. Don't make this into a victimizationfest - especially when you could very well be talking to another bi person.

Surprise.

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>this fucking thread

You are either straight o a monster that needs to be purified by GOD.

>>32733216
>>32733398
...You're kidding, right?

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>>32732551
The only one canonly correct

>>32732583
traps I guess

What is this degeneracy.

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>>32732938
>>32732992
>>32733011
>>32733077
>>32733088
>>32733367
.........................

>>32733474
>traps
>sexuality

Traps are a lifestyle.

Lillie:straight
Chickenmoon:straight

The only ones that /vp/ need to know

>>32732551
fpbp

>>32733398
>Saying she wants to follow one character, and learn from the other
>She must obviously love the one she doesn't want to travel with

>>32732600
meaningless bullshit

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>>32733166
>Nate: Gay

>>32733760
and Rosa?

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>>32733490

>>32733087
Testing this now

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Fuck off faggots.

Why the fuck are you infesting this autistic shit in Pokemon?

I'm getting scared

>>>/r/eddit

>>32733087
Bullshit

>>32733087
is this real

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>>32732551
/thread

>>32732663
>Drayden
Bi

The man is a burly fuck, those muscles were built to impress the ladies along with his beard my nigga

>>32732690
MY NIGGA KUKUI HAS A WIFE, HOW IS HE BI

>>32732788
>YOUR ships are NOT canon.

Jesus fucking Christ I'm a newfag and I thought I was an autist maybe still am

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>>32732585
>Wally: Bi

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>This thread still here

>>32734378
Quality mods for a quality board.

>>32734338
A bi getting married with a woman is still bi

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>>32732992
>being triggered to the point of threatening
>On a Mongolian basket weaving forum
This is why retards should not be allowed near computers.

>>32732871
>Lt. Surge: Asexual
"he was raped and became asexual"

If rape tells us anything about its effect's on sexuality. Many people turn gay.

>>32732992
Autism intensifies

>>32733087
:^)

>>32732551
Could've just wrapped this up with the very first post

>>32732545
Wrong, everyoneknows Red is subtly gay, and my husband Archie looks straight but isn't. Still we'll say he is for the sake of privacy.

This thread is 99% filler.

Shauna is confirmed BI, after chasing furfrou in X and Y she'll have romantic dialogue with your character regardless of their gender.

>>32732551
/thread

>>32732551
fpbp

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funny thing is, the person responsible for replies like 32733077
is even more autistic than the OP, and that is saying something!

>>32734627
>thinking that he made the threat unironically in any way
retarded gatrposter

>>32732551
This

>>32732545
The only gay character is Tucker and everyone else is straight.

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32735571:Gay beta virgin

>>32732663
Excuse you, Drayden is gay as fuck.

Also Shauntal is definitely bi.

>>32733087
Is this true?

>>32736174
Yes.

>>32733474
>>32733488


Sylveon is the tranny flag

I like how nearly everyone collectively sees Marlon as gay.

>>32733671
>>32733671
ol your ligic makes no sense. I travel with my friends and family, and doesn't mean i love them. Wanting to be like someone, even if not romantic at all, has more feeling embodied than a simple travel.

We travel with Hau in the game, but we are not a couple. The romantic subtext with Lillie is not a simple quote, it's her interactions with the main character during the game that hints she has feelings for them.

>>32732992
steven is straght and fucks may

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>>32732545

>>32733087
Test

>>32732551
Fpbp

>>32736759
This is my favorite meme pairing. Let's say for a second that he was straight. For what reason is a wealthy, attractive young-ish (late 20s? early 30s?) heir to a great business going to throw his reputation and morality away by fucking an actual child? "Officer, she had boobs in the anime, I could have sworn that she was legal" isn't going to save Mr. Stone.

>>32736326
I kinda of hate doing it, because Tumblr likes shoving everything they want down everything, but... Marlon's pretty damn blatant about it. His whole "free" attitude implies a certain acquired lack of "caring for the standard", in a world where heterosexuality is the standard.
Also can't forget that Join Avenue line about wanting to meet a "smart, energetic young man".

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>>32732545

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>>32732663
Why are most of the women bi or lesbian?

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gay ass niggas

Wallace is extremely gay, and he spent his free time at the gym holding slumber parties with all his trainers and talking about boys (rather, one boy: Steven).

Juan is extremely straight, despite being pretty flamboyant; he's totally aware that everyone thinks he's gay and uses it to get women to let their guard down. He gets exorbitant amounts of pussy. Emerald's graphics weren't sophisticated enough to tell, but otherwise you'd be able to see in the reflection of the icy floor that no one in Sootopolis gym is wearing any panties. The entire building just smells like sourdough starter.

Guzma is a textbook power bottom. That boy has never seen a titty.

Morty and Eusine smoke crazy amounts of weed and are probably super gay for each other but haven't quite come to terms with it. They've messed around a lot but like to pretend that it's just because they're so fucked up. It's not.

Byron's bisexual; he has a son, but got a divorce since he can't stop hooking up with the trade in his gym. Why else do you think that hut on Fire--uh, Iron Island has only one bed?

Birch has a Growlr, but he can't bring himself to use it just yet. He's waiting for May to grow up and leave his damn house.

Surge did gay stuff in Basic but refuses to talk about it.

Archie and Maxie had a nasty breakup when they were really young. Archie fucked Tabitha once (hot Tabitha from RSE, not weird fat Tabitha from ORAS) and Maxie pretends he doesn't care.

Cyrus is also gay. You may think he's asexual, since he's mostly a nihilist, but there is simply nothing gayer than wanting to be alone and deciding that the best way to do it is by destroying the entire universe. Such a drama queen. Also, he's fucking Saturn.

Wally's gay but has massive amounts of self-loathing so he thinks he's asexual.

Skyla's butch but straight. She has a bunch of lesbian friends because they all thought she was gay too.

>>32732545
There are only two genders.

Burgh calls himself pansexual, and will bone anything that moves, but everyone refuses to fuck him because he won't shut up afterwards about how beautiful and spiritual it was.

Colress is actually asexual.

Lusamine is 100% a power lesbian. She may have actually liked Mohn, but there is no way she's heterosexual.

Aaron is a twink, and thus gay. However, he tops Lucian; they think that they're being discreet. Bertha is running a betting pool among herself, Flint, and Cynthia on how long it takes them to realize that literally everybody in Sinnoh knows.

Flint and Volkner are a loving, committed couple. They bulk-order hair products together to save on shipping, and plan to get a dog.

Gardenia's straight, but experimented in college.

Kiawe's straight, but Ilmia's been trying to fuck him for a couple years now. May happen at some point, if that grass trial brew is alcoholic enough.

Gladion's straight, or he would have done something about that haircut.

Kukui's mostly straight, but also doesn't give a shit.

Crasher Wake is achingly heterosexual.

Fantina's down for MFF threesomes, but not one-on-one.

(NPC) Lucas is very, very gay. He has never been gotten laid.

Sydney's a tough one. I honestly have no idea. I kinda wanna say straight.

Drake thinks that it doesn't count if it was on a boat. He's definitely also fucked a dragon at least once before. Probably a lot more than once.

Cheren unironically calls himself a sapiosexual. His reddit account is all over the place, though.

Brawly is absolutely, scorchingly gay. He's the only person on Dewford's Grindr, but he's on it continuously, and smart trainers use his location to navigate his gym.

Noland and Brandon are both gay, but don't get along at all. Noland is trade, and Brandon was a swinger in the '70s and hates the modern gay community.

Tucker, perplexingly, is straight. He has a very homely wife, and they have quiet sex with the lights off every three months.

Lucy is technically straight, but terrifyingly dominant in bed so she'll take whoever can handle it.

Thorton is gay. He has a very popular tumblr account where he posts a bunch of almost-nudes.

Misty is super gay.

Blaine's eccentric, but straight. He may have done something in his youth, but it's anyone's guess.

Falkner's gay and likes to think of himself as a really sensitive guy. His favorite band is Panic! at the Disco.

Chuck is straight. Every now and then, he and Bruno disappear for a week to go "train" in the mountains. No one asks questions, but it's entirely possible they literally just break (literal) rocks up there.

Candice is straight but bicurious.

Clay isn't as homophobic as you'd expect, but fucking hates Burgh because the guy never shuts up about how "everyone's bi but afraid to admit it!!" He and Drayton are good friends, but he has no idea that Drayton is Unova's most eligible daddy dom. He just thinks Dragon-type users naturally have a lot of "protegés" milling about.

Elesa will only have sex if you write the check beforehand. She's used to skeezy designers trying to get her to fuck them, though, so she's gotten really good at blackmail. No one fucks with Elesa.

Who's that twink with the XTranceiver? Yancy? That guy never stood a chance.

Lorelei is a stone butch.

Will is gay and newly out, so he's really overdoing it. Given time, he'll settle in to be more like Lucian.

Marshal is a /fit/ gay.

Wikstrom....no one gives a shit about Wikstrom. Do you even know who the fuck that is? Of course not.

Drasna is a mellow, aging hippie who thinks sexuality is fluid. She makes a bunch of art at home, and it is exclusively depictions of her own vagina.

Olivia is gay, but willing to make an exception every now and then so long as it doesn't become a habit.

Red and Blue are gay, duh. Red is otherwise asexual, though. They're both vers.

>>32732545
Lorelei is definitely a lesbian's dream. Her home is filled with a bunch of plush toys.

Will's gay. Wallace & Juan are gay. Burgh is fabulous.

Alder has a grandson. He's straight.

And of course Tucker is too gay to marry.