Marriages between Pokémon and humans are canonical. How does

Yeah but they aren't real so can't marry muh waifu

>>32728325
source?
I don't really care if you like to imagine yourself fucking Salazzle or anything but if GF did make bestiality canon it just seems interesting

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>>32728937

>bestiality.


Pokémon are not animals.

>>32728937
http://legendsoflocalization.com/did-you-know-people-used-to-marry-pokemon-all-the-time/

>>32728959
yeah ok but still can I get a source for
>>32728325

>>32728937
>>32728982
How goddamn new can you be?

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>mfw
I want to「kms」

>>32728991
I've been here since sun & moon came out m8 don't call me "new"

>>32729027
You're literally the newest newfag.

>>32729010
>NAOS.png
You have to go back to /jp/

>>32729038
>'literally' taking 'literal' the 'literal' bait literally

>>32728982
see post above yours

>>32728325
>implying I've played Sinnoh or Alola, the worst games yet
>implying Sinnoh isn't a bunch of backwater Hokkaido hippies
>implying civilized regions haven't always prohibited human/pokeman relations

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>>32728325
it makes me hard as a fucking rock
>furries aren't the target audience

>>32728325
It doesn't make me feel anything, it's not GF's fault autists use this to justify their fetish.

>>32728325
That town should have been cool, but it was a whole lot of nothing.

>>32729397
It has lore and a house where you go to trigger the Darkrai event.

>>32728982
http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Flegendsoflocalization.com%2Fdid-you-know-people-used-to-marry-pokemon-all-the-time%2F

>>32728325
Just because some gross, backwater redneck fucks in Sinnoh (the West Virginia/Romania of the Pokémon World) used to fuck Lucario at some point in history doesn't mean that it occurred elsewhere in more advanced societies, was common outside of backwards enclaves or should be accepted as anything other than complete degeneracy in modern civilization.

>>32729623
pokemon pussy belongs to nobility, fuck the commoners

>>32728325
>still can't date or marry any gym leaders
I'm not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

>>32728325
Headcanon: the book refers to the last common ancestor of humans and pokemon.

There, problem solved.

>>32729665
>Headcanon
Stopped reading there.

>>32729254
How can you say they're the worst if you have not played them?

>>32729641
This, Pokemon needs to take a page from Persona and add some VN elements.

And then let me travel around with my partner and have sick double battles.

>>32728325
Women in pokemon would chimp out since Gardevoir is an objectively superior romantic partner than any human woman.

I mean sure the sick fucks who want to get raped by Machamps would be happy though.

>>32729635
>kissing noble ass
Fucking plebeian.

>>32729397
It got a great song though.

>>32729665
But it's canon that Pokémon and humans have no common ancestor.

>>32730122
Source?

>>32730143
Some interview with some director, it's on the internet.

>>32729347
Giv sauce pls

>>32731489
you don't want it

>>32731567
I do

>>32731617
CaraFalsa on deviantart