>can't pet my iceberg
Why even bother playing Pokemon
>>32721828
tfw can't pet my slugma
>>32721828
>>32721845
Can't you pet the eyes?
>>32721828
Regice is colder than the surface of ceres if magma cant do jackshit to it.
Touching it would conduct all the heat in your body away in a second killing you.
I can't pet my Cryagonal.
It cannot feel happiness because I can allow it to do nothing but consume food.
>>32721828
>tfw you will never impregnate Regice